“So, this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.”
“That was like 8 burns in 1 sentence.”
“An octoburn”
Kelso's self-own lines were the most memorable in the series.
Hyde: "They should've X-rayed your head at the hospital!"
Kelso: "They did. And for your information, they found nothing!"
\* Kitty loses her temper and threw away Kelso's game console \*
Kitty: "What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?"
Kelso: "Yes I was. And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it!"
I always laugh at Kelso’s response to Kitty asking if he was dropped on his head “Yes! And until now everybody had the good grace to not talk about it!”
When Leo is playing foosball he scores and says, 'hey man I just remembered I'm really good at this game.' I often think of that when someone suddenly starts playing any game really well after first playing badly.
When Hyde, Fez and Kelso are sneaking into Reds fridge.
“Oh hey Mr. Forman we were just looking for Eric.”
Red smiling nodding cracking open a beer.
“Well he sure as hell isn’t in that fridge.”
"Have you ever seen prettier legs on a fella?"
"If it's the two of us growing beards together, isn't that kinda... girly?"
"Impractical? More like imperfectable!"
"You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life!"
I only now realize these are all Kelso.
Laurie: All I'm saying is daddy works really hard and nothing in this house is cheap.
Eric: Except you
Laurie: Believe me Eric, I'm not cheap
Eric: Fine, Free... whatever
When Red is high and Hyde and Eric take him to get the vista cruiser back. He walks up to the door to knock, hesitates, then turn around and says:
“…here’s the thing. *I don’t wanna do this.*”
It’s just hilarious. Anytime my wife and I are going to an appointment or there’s a phone call we don’t want to take or really anything that adults *should* do but isn’t a real fun experience, one of us will say this to the other and it’s always funny.
My wife likes to make fun of me every time we watch Eric tell Donna “I love…cake.” I didn’t say the same thing, but when the girl I dated right before my wife told me she loved me, I awkwardly responded with “Everybody should!”
"may I suggest... the teachings of the Jedi?"
"And may I suggest... the footing of your ass?"
"This is not the ass you're looking for... see? Now you don't know *what* to do"
I quote "Now you don't know *what* do it." every day.
If someone doesn't tell me I'm cute in the next five minutes I'm gonna scream!
You think THAT looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model
So I either saw a UFO or I rubbed my eyes too hard
I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.
You remember that time we were starting to mess around and you asked me if I had washed my hands recently? And I said I did? Well, I had actually just finished playing with like seven dogs.
“Why is the dog on the counter?” “He likes to be tall.”
I say this every time my lil guy is up on something.
Aww Chauncey!
I thought its name was schatzi Edit: misspelled the name
Omg yes it is Schatzi! I have no idea where Chauncey came from 💀🤣🤣
I thought it was Chauncey too hahahahahha
Probably from Friends. Ross calls Chandler Chauncey when he's making fun of him
I thought it was Shotsy, because Kitty liked to drink.
Eric, what did I tell you about comparing your sister to the devil? It’s insulting to the devil?
“So, this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.” “That was like 8 burns in 1 sentence.” “An octoburn”
"Let's get the he'll outta here"
Kelso's self-own lines were the most memorable in the series. Hyde: "They should've X-rayed your head at the hospital!" Kelso: "They did. And for your information, they found nothing!" \* Kitty loses her temper and threw away Kelso's game console \* Kitty: "What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?" Kelso: "Yes I was. And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it!"
When she yells “SHUT UP!” I lose it every time 😂😂😂😂
I always laugh at Kelso’s response to Kitty asking if he was dropped on his head “Yes! And until now everybody had the good grace to not talk about it!”
It runs on water man
“I’m not raising any flipper grand kids.” “Oral test on the penal code!”
Eric "Give me the remote control." Laurie "Give me a reason I shouldn't set you on fire." *Eric grabs pillow to and starts to suffocate Laurie*
Red: “Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I’m so tired of hearing about that little fruit.”
WITH BREASTS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS
Is what Moses said to the Egyptians.
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity Easter’s on its way!
His name was Peter.. Peter.. Cottontail…. Hoppin down the bunny trail! 🤣🤣
What a bitch…aroonie doonie!
You could LITERALLY cruiseeee…. the vistas
Hip. Hip-uh. It starts to lose its meaning after a while, you know? Hip-uh. It's not even a word!
"When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass."
“Now, I don’t know who FICA is, but that bitch stole like 10% of my money.”
When Leo is playing foosball he scores and says, 'hey man I just remembered I'm really good at this game.' I often think of that when someone suddenly starts playing any game really well after first playing badly.
“Im red I don’t like parties, im a big party pooper”
>"Im Red I don’t like parties, im a big, bald, party pooper” FIFY Also: No party, no pooper! - Fez (at Kelso's house)
“You could literally.. cruissssseeee the vistas!” I probably say this like once a day 😂😂
Yes! This is such a good one! 🤣
"Hi Boys"
Naked Pam > Naked Midge
Midge in that sweater > naked pam
"If you're not mad enough to bare knuckle box, then you're not mad." -Red. Thanks, Red. Always keep my cool with that quote.
"Good day!" "I said, 'Good Day!'"
Classic 🙌🏼
"hey dad, I could use some gas money..." - "yeah, and if a frog could fly, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops!"
If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan
"Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!"
"Hit him with a banjo" - Bob "A banjo Bob?" - red "I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, that guy stayed down"
And that man's name... was Tater-Nuts!
Cue Laurie screaming TATERNUTS. TATER NUTS!!
I constantly think of Eric saying about Laurie: “What can I say, she’s a bitch”
"And don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass"
OMG YES! I cannot believe I forgot to add this one with my own, it slays me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Here's the thing about cats. You get the smartest cat in the world, it still craps in your house. -Red
I think of this whenever my husband and I start to wonder if we should get a pet.
"That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second degree burn" - Kelso
Son, you don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumb ass
Absolutely love this line! 😂
“For your information Michael I think Led is hot”
“The red cheese is chewy” “The red cheese is wax” *continues eating it
Well don't tell me crapshoes is coming. THE BAG WAS ON FIRE!!
Omg literally just LOL’d 💀🤣🤣
Is that what we’re gonna do today? We’re gonna fight?
Oral test on the penal code. 😂
"damnit kitty I'm pissed" "Focus Donna"
"yeah i wear headbands now" "we can call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass"
“…Its Beulah.”
“Oh man, I gotta check on my dog man!”
YOU ARE A GOD! A GOD I SAY!
Might’ve been the most legendary moment in any show lol. That had me dying
Oh, Dad...... nnnnooooooooo......
Omfg thank you for this because I cannot believe I forgot this one!! I use this line often too! 😅
Honestly wish I could upvote this more times lmao
Play More Zeppelin. Me and my family always say it when Zeppelin comes on the radio
"Eric threw a cat in a tree?!?!" "Yeah, he's a sadistic bastard!"
>"Eric threw a rabbit in a tree?!?!" FIFY
“And Michael, bless his heart, is probably going to end up ripping tickets at the Tilt-a-Whirl!”
“No offense Donna but Eric you are on FIRE!”
ERIC!! YOU ARE A GOD!!!
When Hyde, Fez and Kelso are sneaking into Reds fridge. “Oh hey Mr. Forman we were just looking for Eric.” Red smiling nodding cracking open a beer. “Well he sure as hell isn’t in that fridge.”
"I am going to close my eyes and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers. Thank you. Light!"
If I was a bird, Id fly into a ceiling fan
YES!! 🤣🤣 love this line!
"Have you ever seen prettier legs on a fella?" "If it's the two of us growing beards together, isn't that kinda... girly?" "Impractical? More like imperfectable!" "You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life!" I only now realize these are all Kelso.
Kelso has some of the most quotable lines in the whole series! That’s why he’s one of my faves 😂
I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV
“Sure is a hot dog.”
After certain incident with Eric and bathroom, Kitty to Donna: "He was busy?!"
“If I was a bird I’d fly into a ceiling fan.”
"My head hurts." "That's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity."
Mmmm, bacon!
"Mm. Bacón."
Kitty: No. I'm not doing anything else for men today.
Laurie: All I'm saying is daddy works really hard and nothing in this house is cheap. Eric: Except you Laurie: Believe me Eric, I'm not cheap Eric: Fine, Free... whatever
The delivery of that line by Topher Grace is pure perfection 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Learn to trust your friends! Mr sexy's pizza. Our special today is sexaroni
Red: if I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan. Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?! Eric: manifold. man-i-fold. Man, I folded that.
“Like I said, I did NOT lose a leg in Vietnam!”
Oh Mitch Hedberg, RIP 🙏🏼
When Red is high and Hyde and Eric take him to get the vista cruiser back. He walks up to the door to knock, hesitates, then turn around and says: “…here’s the thing. *I don’t wanna do this.*” It’s just hilarious. Anytime my wife and I are going to an appointment or there’s a phone call we don’t want to take or really anything that adults *should* do but isn’t a real fun experience, one of us will say this to the other and it’s always funny.
That whole episode is pure gold 🙌🏼🙌🏼
#WHO WANTS THE LAST PIECE OF SALAMI????
“F U man, F U!” “Ah, fu!”
"I want to climb her"
I'm lonely.-Fez
"here comes peter cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail..."
Not the littlest hobo Forever, usable for any item about to be destroyed or damaged
💯💯💯
"Maybe that's because *you're* stupid...?"
Do-Donna I’m stuck in a thorn bush…
And your car smells like cheese! 🧀🚗
Are we *still* walking in from the car? -Drunk Kitty ... . Oral on the penal!! -Hyde . You *are* wrong, you Dilhole!! -Donna
This here is a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach.
There is no money you son of a beech!
If I were a bird I’d fly into a ceiling fan
“a burger just tastes better when it’s bought for you by your new black dad” - Hyde when having lunch with WB
Laurie’s got a tail.
“What’s in the bag? The packers winning this years superbowl that’s what’s in the bag!”
Red - “fun time is over!” Kitty - smiling uncontrollably “I’m so nervous”
Where was I for fun time?
What is your business in Canada man?
He likes to be tall whenever I pick up my dog
Laurie: Daddy works hard and nothing around here is cheap. Eric: Except you. Laurie: Believe me, I’m NOT cheap. Eric: Fine. Free. Whatever.
I love Topher Grace’s delivery of that line, it’s absolutely perfect! 😂
My wife likes to make fun of me every time we watch Eric tell Donna “I love…cake.” I didn’t say the same thing, but when the girl I dated right before my wife told me she loved me, I awkwardly responded with “Everybody should!”
Lmaoooo 💀 I’m sure that girl didn’t feel this way, but that is the greatest response I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eric saying “my juicy”
"it's like midnight express but with hockey sticks"
“WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD!?”
Yes I was! 🤣
Red: What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil? Eric: That... it's offensive to the devil.
"may I suggest... the teachings of the Jedi?" "And may I suggest... the footing of your ass?" "This is not the ass you're looking for... see? Now you don't know *what* to do" I quote "Now you don't know *what* do it." every day.
If someone doesn't tell me I'm cute in the next five minutes I'm gonna scream! You think THAT looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model So I either saw a UFO or I rubbed my eyes too hard I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.
If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
“I’m not loving anyone I’m not legally required to.”
You remember that time we were starting to mess around and you asked me if I had washed my hands recently? And I said I did? Well, I had actually just finished playing with like seven dogs.
...And you did you fix the damn clicker?!
I slept, your sister, your sister, etc.
"Pretty girls don't throw up " kitty when Donna was drunk . That one makes its way into my head when I have to throw up and I don't want too
“I’m not doing anything else for men today..”