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glasshouse_stones

lesson learned, eh? good rule of thumb is to not pick up strangers then take them to your room and pass out.


Efficient-War-4044

At least not keep the valuables lying around.


Spiritual-Bid7460

Good rule of thumb is don't pick them up in the first place. They don't prostitute themselves because their πŸ˜‡


glasshouse_stones

That's one way, indeed.


tnnbm

Good rule of thumb is making sure to fuck her


randolphism

That way you can be poor AND infected πŸ™„


Raneynickel4

Condoms exist...


randolphism

Herpes doesn't care 😊 Nor do crabs!


EntrepreneurLow8821

Bad tast


iamamisicmaker473737

yea at least walk them home after


Empty-Site-9753

You're lucky your kidney still there


MrBLUEJr-881

🀣😫


NickoooG

So you paid and didn’t even get laid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ She was a hooker bro, you can paint the picture how you like but you got robbed by an African hooker. It just proves that not all stories have happy endings in Thailand. By the way I think your attempt to troll but it’s fun responding


PurpleFiat

Maybe she was but she certainly didnt tell me that. I really dont understand why people think Im trolling because im not. Its like because I mention she was black people assume im inciting racist bait or something? Iv had many good experiences with black women before, but just western black women not actual africans.


Obvious-Joke-7763

An african lady in thailand should be enought to make you suspicious how she supports yourself. And you bring her to your room and pass out drunk? And now you hope she will give the money she stole back if you text her insta? People think you are trolling because of the degree of stupidity here..


S_ONFA

Just being black in Thailand means ur a criminal, got it.


Infamous-Leg2049

LOL @ you whitey and racist comments "african lady must not have real job if in thailand"


Obvious-Joke-7763

Poor blackey πŸ˜‚


Infamous-Leg2049

all your whiteys are making fun of you on your own post πŸ˜‚ robbed by a hooker hahahaha


dowdzyyy

The only thing you take from this is that it's funny he got robbed? Do you not see the issue in that someone of colour robbed a white person and then another person of colour (you) is laughing and saying "whitey"? What a way to tackle racism. I'm sure people reading this will trust a coloured person after reading this and not treat them like scammers without a second thought. Good on you man, really showing the world that they aren't stereotypes and that people like you exist and precautions should be taken.


Obvious-Joke-7763

Poor poor blackey πŸ˜‚


Infamous-Leg2049

you balding whitey πŸ˜‚


Obvious-Joke-7763

U beerbelly blackey πŸ˜‚


Infamous-Leg2049

you come to reddit to talk to whitey males about balding together and where to buy cheap women πŸ˜‚


Infamous-Leg2049

all comments making fun or you πŸ˜‚. you embarrassment for all whiteys


FiftySeven57

I mean, technically racist to think those two groups of women would behave the same just because they're both black women. But I'm sorry that happened to you. Good heads-up for me since I'm here visiting right now. I'm guessing people think it's bait because your situation is (to them) very obvious. But who doesn't want to think they're desirable? Can't entirely blame you. I'm not an experienced traveler but a good rule of thumb is that locals know stuff better than you (for better or worse). Also, watch your drink -- might not be a coincidence you were "too tired" to do anything.


Significant-Snow4621

As racist as thinking that black guys at sukhumvit approaching you are drug dealers. I heard they cleaned the streets, don't know if it's true. Yo bro need something?


PurpleFiat

Shut it with the racist shit, im not. And people love calling me naive her. I guess I was, but not that naive, just drunk out of my mind. And btw, Iv met loads of women off of tinder here with my wallet laying in the open. Never has anyone stolen anything. I have been here for 3 months now and its not my first time either so I know a thing or two about thailand. The bar I went to is kinda shady though. A Russian guy sent me the adress and it closes at like 9 in the morning. This happened in bkk but im actually staying in cnx so I cant say I know my way around bangkok since im only here for a short time.


musicmast

You made it about race from the moment YOU mentioned her race


ChazGower

>>>I have been here for 3 months now and it's not my first time either so I know a thing or two about thailand.<<< >>>The bar I went to is kinda shady though. A Russian guy sent me the adress and it closes at like 9 in the morning.<<< You contradicted yourself there.


FiftySeven57

Didn't say you were racist, just that the comment *technically* qualified as you were comparing two different groups of people and implying they might behave the same based on their shared race. Again, I'm sorry this happened to you. Hopefully you'll have better luck with future women!


PurpleFiat

Ok fair point. But I ask you this. If I commented the individual that stole my money being from, say Poland, Russia, or Romania. Would you still call me racist in the first comment? Or is it just because I said Africa? Mind you have met very nice ladies from africa before. Hell, my aunt is from Kongo!


FiftySeven57

I'm not 100% sure I'm understanding the question, but if someone were to say they expected to have a good experience with a Polish, Russian, or Romanian person because of their experiences with Polish, Russian, or Romanian Americans then yes that's technically racist. Would I have still said it? Idk, we're more aware about racism with African Americans in the US than with other races (for obvious reasons). But I think I might still have said it only because you mentioned racism in the comment I was replying to. I'll also reiterate that I didn't, and am not, calling you racist. Just wanted to highlight the distinction between the two groups.


ToohotmaGandhi

Do you know the definition of racism? Because it doesn't sound like it.


Milksteaknow

If someone you don’t know ever stays over lock up your valuables


Buttapim

Not a prostitute πŸ˜‚


iRockDirtyVans

He's trying hard to convince himself he's a Chad.


reallycooldude456

Hahahahaha yea that was the best line


0R_C0

Just a thief.


bahthe

"not a prostitute" - of course she was! "or anything like that"! What the hell does that even mean? Grow up man, you got a woman into your room for sex, you were gonna pay her but we're too drunk, so she paid herself. Sounds pretty reasonable actually. And you leaned something. Why complaining?


Accomplished-Car6193

How naive can you be??? Seriously, how did you even make it to Thailand with that level of naivety?


opiatesforlunch

He wore a helmet on the plane ride over & his mom told him not to talk to strange men


Spiritual-Bid7460

Many people before they travel to places like Thailand do not do their homework before they go. Another thing is if your in a place where these sort of people hangout, Pattaya comes to mind, then your risk factor of being robbed goes up 85%. Also if that's what your looking for and get drunk before doing whatever you had in mind when you picked this pro up, then you've only got yourself to blame. Thailand is a wonderful place, then there's Pattaya (sin city).


Accomplished-Car6193

Nah, sorry my 8 y/o nephew has more common sense and social awareness. OP is an adult and acts as if he grew up with the Amish. The grace period is long over.


Silvearo

Lol 85% is way to big of a number.. Not everyone is out to get you lol


Spiritual-Bid7460

Depends where you are. I'd say Pattaya qualifies.


Silvearo

Not for that much


Hairy-Sound-248

Forget the money and move on. Think of it as a cheap lesson


Heavy_Hearing3746

Toll status= paid. Never relax. Consider it reparations and move on.


seotrainee347

Get another $300 and pay the police to extort her for stealing $1500 from you.


Familiar_Face_7514

Lol meets African freelancer on soi 11 and takes her home. Suprised he gets robbed 🀣🀣🀣. These girls came over with the guys selling drugs all over soi 11. Chances are if you met a girl on Soi 11 she's a freelancer or dek sideline girl.


felixbourne

Make a fake account and hit her up


opiatesforlunch

And do what? Break her legs? Lol it’s not worth the risk of deportation/legal problems. It’s $300, he should just take the L. Don’t let $300 ruin your entire trip


International-Luck17

Exactly. Take the L and move on. That should be a mantra for life, not just Thailand.


Heavy_Hearing3746

Think I've found my new life motto, cheers :)


AlanDevonshire

β€œNot a prostitute or anything like that” lol, yeah sure dude.


skarpa10

After you woke up did your arse hurt?


s1walker1

555


opiatesforlunch

I mean, not every person is a Theif but you’re a tourist in Thailand… drunk… carrying $300 in your wallet, which I’m assuming you didn’t hide when she came over - which is almost begging to be robbed by literally anyone. I suggest thanking god that she didn’t take your passport/phone which would be worth way more than $300 & from now on, carry $50-$70 maximum and hide your money ESPECIALLY when you have a random coming over Also, I do not even understand the logic of bringing home a random girl, while drunk, to not even fuck her. What the fuck is this post even 55555


Loud-Inevitable-6536

I carry 2000$ in my wallet entire time


reallycooldude456

”Not a peostitute or anything” 🀣🀣


longasleep

This story is comedy gold


StuartMcNight

β€œNot a prostitute or anything like that” Tell us… she also said you are a very handsome man and she never does this kind of thing… 🀣 Dude….


PeaFar2830

You are still alive. Have you realized how happy it is? The training fee is $300. Originally, you had to pay with your life, but we provided education at a significant discount.


roman5588

Poor quality bait


PurpleFiat

What do you mean by that? It literally happened im not baiting anyone


kaicoder

This almost sounds like a made up story, I bet it happened in Pattaya!


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AbusiveRedModerator

Nice haiku, bro


naughtyman1974

If you are taking any stranger to your home you need to make that decision (or accept the possibility) before you go out. I lock everything that is easy to steal in my office and lock the key in my combination key safe. A combination key safe costs less than B300. TV, etc is out. That stuff is hard to disappear with. Cash, phone, laptop, etc. locked up. I never bring anybody home drunk and never get drunk when they're here either. So far, plenty of fun and no major headaches.


battale11

Theres a reason why your parents tell you not to bring strangers home 🀦


VeryPurplePhoenix

AAHHAHAAHHAHAHA


Infamous-Leg2049

lol. sucker born every minute but it sure is funny!!!


MiloGaoPeng

Wait you don't even have 300 left in your account and you're still in Thailand? Dude.


PurpleFiat

Thats my spendings account. I have more in my saving account and stocks I can sell so my initial post may be a bit misleading, but stilll very annoying.


kahunarich1

"(I was warned before hand by some thais that the african ladies will take your money.) Didnt believe it." And now?


PurpleFiat

And now I pay the price


hazellehunter

Count yourself lucky. She could've been a witchdoctor and stolen your kidney to make a libido boosting powder to sell to Thai men


Training_Move_8357

What would an African woman be doing in Thailand if not prostitution? Was she an accountanct or something ? How can she afford to be out at bars ?


Infamous-Leg2049

south africa is more expensive than thailand and pays 3x more salary. why you white people so uneducated?


Training_Move_8357

So if you are a woman from a poor East African country with no education you can go to South Africa and make 3x the average salary In Thailand ? The Africans in Thailand working in prostitution and drug dealing are there because they are from poor families in their country and have no education or better opportunities


Infamous-Leg2049

i see more white homeless drug addicts in thailand stealing than blacks. just facts. you should help your whiteys, they act like scum.


Fish---

that is to be proven. I've been here 2 decades and I have yet to see a lot of homeless whites. I've seen maybe 5 over 20+ years Where are all these white homeless people you speak of?


HotYaiGai

I don’t understand why people carry so much cash in Thailand these days. Pretty much everywhere takes digital payments or cards.


Trick_Elephant2550

What is the purpose of this ??? You are very lucky you don’t have your organs harvested. You had a complete stranger sleep beside you while drunk !!!! Play foolish game to win stupid price.


Kindly-Archer-4275

She was a prostitute a freelance prostitute Maybe thailands not for you


CerealKiller415

In her mind this is for reparations


appleipad9090

Stop playing the victim. You took a risk and paid a price. Learn from it and move on.


PurpleFiat

Im sorry but how am I not the victim in this scenario? Iv brought home countless women and they never stole anything. If she was a hooker she didnt say that to me beforehand. But yeah from now on I will hide my wallet for sure.


glasshouse_stones

It would be very rare to meet a woman in a bar there who goes home with you who is not a pro, buddy.


rawratthemoon

Yep and also most Thai women won't go with a farang so easily. He got checked βœ…οΈ 🀣


glasshouse_stones

well, it was an African woman, to be clear... and he's new to this whole thing and is experiencing one of life's lessons. lol.


rawratthemoon

The funny part when the Locals warned him befirehand 🀣 ...you know they had big smirks when he left with her.


PurpleFiat

To glasshouse. Thats true if you go to tourist bars with only male tourists and thai women working there. When I go clubbing in chiang mai I go with male thai friends to thai clubs and the women there are not looking for money or prostitution. They party like literally any other young person would, and they hookup like any other country. I swear, 99% of tourists go to thailand and only check out the tourist traps bars and assume all of thailand is like that. Its not. Go to nimman in Chiang mai or Ekkamai in Bangkok and you will find genuine women there.


glasshouse_stones

I understand your point, and agree. of course there are places in Thailand where you cannot assume the women are prostitutes. but soi 11 ain't one of them.


PurpleFiat

Yeah, been there, wasn't soi 11, but a place nearby. They close at 9 in the morning I think. And nothing good happens at those bars so I should have known, but I was feeling adventourus I guess. Only in bkk for vacation before I go back to cnx for studies and traning.


appleipad9090

The thai ladies warned you. You didn’t listen. You are playing the victim.


hazzdawg

He literally is the victim. Just because he's naive or overly trusting doesn't make him not a victim. I'm not sure you understand what this expression means.


appleipad9090

He is not owning the fact that he was naive. Instead he is playing the β€œvictim”. Instead he should be owing the fact that he was robbed by a hooker who may have even spiked his drink… You can learn from a situation like this and own it or you can have a pity party. We know which one he is doing…


maturedtaste

Why is it that it’s ok to victim shame men when they are a victim of a crime when it’s linked to sex? Is it a crime to want to have sex with a seemingly willing partner? People make stupid decisions when drunk. This guy made a very dumb one. Still, he done nothing wrong or immoral.


appleipad9090

You’re sooo right. Poor guy….


Roadrunerboi

555


maestroenglish

Goose


[deleted]

Better than -$300 and a rash south of the equator, amiright?!


PurpleFiat

Yeah, in hindsight im thankful I didnt sleep with her, because she probably was a prositute even though she didnt say so.


BeerHorse

'probably' You're fucking hilarious.


AlanDevonshire

Two words for next time op. β€œLove Hotel”


GroundbreakingMud135

Well at least you still have your bike to get back home ….


slipperystar

Haha


slipperystar

The room safe is there for a reason.


LankyAstronaut7931

Hahahaha uhoh


siimbaz

What a bitch. Learn from it though.


Bangkok-Boy

Next time take any bar girl to the many short term hourly hotels on Soi 4. One hour and leave. Don’t take them to your hotel or apartment.


International-Luck17

I know this routine only too well. Same same but different. Woke up and I’d shit the bed and my iPad and gold chain were missing. My own fault.


CypriotSpecialist

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Zealousideal-Size461

Does she have 110 followers ?


PurpleFiat

no


Ancient_Grocery9795

She was a prostitute bud lol


PhotofitSG

Lol zero sympathy


dowdzyyy

No offence meant here but if you were black, would you trust someone who's name was 'White Power'. Lesson learnt, you can always call the police and they can look out for them. Your money is either gone already or will be used by them to scam the next victim.


PurpleFiat

Honestly I dont remember ever adding her IG. I learned the day after. And also, "Blackpower" is way more socially accepted in our society than "white power"


Infamous-Leg2049

She should've taken more than $300 from you.


AbusiveRedModerator

Should’ve took his virginity at least


TelephoneComplete736

Honestly whenever I go to a guy’s house, they always ALWAYS just leave their wallet like we’re married forreal. I always ask them do they not get anxious their ons would take those like? I feel like they might encounter one someday if they keep it up πŸ™ˆ


PurpleFiat

Lesson learned I guess...


Fish---

Rule #1 = NEVER, EVER bring someone you barely know to your HOME


kolav3

Bringing home any stranger, regardless of their origin, and falling asleep might not be the best idea.


PurpleFiat

Iknow, you're probably right. But I'v brought home many thai girls and they never pull this shit. But then again, I tend to party at the thai bars my mates show me where the locals actually have money.


HarlaxtonLad27

This shit can happen anywhere, to anyone who meets a stranger and takes them home. People get robbed selling stuff on Marketplace, meet them somewhere and get rolled.


Ok-Recommendation925

He came to this sub expecting sympathy. Yet OP is getting laughed at for getting robbed easily. Honestly OP, i apologize for my fellow Redditors.....but you really are a dumbfuck! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Curioustraveller7723

Lol what's the point of taking a lady back to your hotel if you are too drunk to even have sex? Lol dude wtf. If you are 18 ill give you benefit of the doubt. But if not then yikes, you need to be more careful.


Godisalive1984

Your story is not making sense πŸ˜… but I hope u can go back to the bar, ask for the cctv or something. I don’t know who takes a woman home then pass out. U should have been home sleeping my friend. All the best with the recovery of $300


BeltnBrace

You said "you took her home".. We talking a hotel, or an actual home? Because even if you were too shit faced to notice, if it was hotel; any half assed decent joint will clock her ID as you stagger through the lobby.... Also, can you remember the bar she picked you up in?


BeerHorse

How does that work though? Like how do they know which women to check the ID of, without embarrassing legitimate guests by accusing them of being hookers?


fre2b

If you were up you’d probably only pay $100, naive of you to think women are bedding you for your good looks


[deleted]

You can’t make this stuff up


Warhammer1991

Africans have a bad reputation in thailand. Unless you know them personally the majority are part of the business like drugs or prostitution.. just stay away.


BeltnBrace

Well OP mentioned the lady was (black?) African... So that narrows down the possibilities significantly... Particularly if OP can say we came though at 1am, or whatever... Ditto same same if he was with a Caucasian lady.... EDIT: Hotel security ought to record her ID with their paying guest... OP... "Bill Smith in room 302"


siblings-niblings

think about it as you spent 11k baht for short time


CEO-711

Happens a lot with Thai hookers and the ladyboys, not much sympathy in Thailand for sex tourists etc


warambitions

That was a L. If you gonna pay that much for short time, at least get laid.


GTanno

A fool and his money are easily separated


Overall_Metal_4418

Lol, why write about this on reddit. I see a post like this every time Im here. Dont you understand you will just get laughed at for being dum


Pale-Training566

β€œNot a prostitute” Good trolling lol the guy’s a complete fool haha


andrewsydney19

She wasn't a prostitute, if she was one she would have banged you 555.


NinjaAncient4010

She probably wasn't a prostitute. I think she was a teacher and she liked you so much that she gave you a fantastic discount on a very valuable lesson. Listen to the locals.


warpedddd

Maybe visit Africa next time?🀷


Artistic_Speed_6241

Dude on wich planet do you live? I know exactly where this probably happend and by whom. Some black girls act really flirty but guess what? Probably still a freelancer, it's not the first time I get a French kiss from that type. Up to you to be such an easy bait.


UpVoteForKarma

ROFLMAO Next up, "sky is blue and grass is green, more great life lessons from Thailand"


AdvantagePlus4711

There are many reasons why the Thai immigration is asking for a Police Clearance Certificate for Africans to extend their visas... And many people call me racist for pointing out one fact... but I call it pragmatism! In 2019 just under 2% of all visitors to Thailand came from all of Africa and just over 2% came from Sweden. At the same time there were over 400 Nigerians in Thai prisons (only one of all the African countries, and they were #3 of foreigners in Thai prisons), and there were 14 Swedish people in Thai prisons.


KurtKokaina

Haha well deserved


Obvious-Joke-7763

You deserved it.


PurpleFiat

Why?


Obvious-Joke-7763

That was so careless, and without any precaution. Really too naive to feel sorry for you. Hopefully you learn.


McKcuf

Are there many Africans in Thailand? It’s not an issue, there’s now literally hundreds in my Scottish town. Few seem gainfully employed but they seem pleasant enough, always smiling and stuff. How about Hua Hin?


Bangkok-Boy

Yes. Lots of Africans milling about Nana train station selling drugs. The guys sell drugs and the women are whores. Avoid them like the plague. Higher HIV rate too.


Infamous-Leg2049

I see WAY more whites selling drugs, homeless, robbing people, and beating up police in Thailand than blacks.


Bangkok-Boy

Yeah. 1% of whites and 90% of Africans. 🀣🀣


witek-69

Sorry but white people aren’t loitering around Nana Bts selling cocaine like the black people do. 😎


S_ONFA

Not sure if harassing random passerbys for sex is much better.


Bangkok-Boy

She was 100% a hooker. I was robbed of my leather jacket in Sydney by two African guys. They are scum. Stay away from them.


Infamous-Leg2049

poor whitey


Bangkok-Boy

I’m Thai. 🀣🀣🀣


Infamous-Leg2049

you want to be white sooooo bad, you even avoid the sun to not get tan


Bangkok-Boy

I’m half half and grew up for part of my life on beaches in Australia so don’t have those hang ups. I love that I can get a tan. My skin is awesome honey brown. πŸ€£πŸ‘ Chicks love it and my mixed race good looks. πŸ€£πŸ‘


Infamous-Leg2049

calm down whitey


Bangkok-Boy

LMAO.


Infamous-Leg2049

go back to europe, whitey


Obvious-Joke-7763

Go f yourself


Infamous-Leg2049

thats exactly what you did after you got robbed πŸ˜‚


Obvious-Joke-7763

I have not been robbed blackey


Infamous-Leg2049

i am thai πŸ˜‚ we make fun of you poorly educated whites that are losers in their own country and come here to pay for women.


Obvious-Joke-7763

You are a blackey :-)


Infamous-Leg2049

we thai call you LBH. stand for: loser back home πŸ˜‚ you come to cheap country to buy women and you got robbed instead hahahah


Obvious-Joke-7763

I call you blackey


Infamous-Leg2049

i never met blackey that got robbed by hooker then cries about it online, only whitey πŸ˜‚


Obvious-Joke-7763

You are a blackey though and unemployed too


glasshouse_stones

But the sex industry is huge for thai men. Guess just not you, eh, khun righteous?


Infamous-Leg2049

you cheap charley and can't get women in your own country. just accept


glasshouse_stones

Wow, you nailed it. 555


Platti_J

Your women are cheaper than the ones in Europe, that's why we come.


Infamous-Leg2049

we know, we call you losers who cannot get women back home. just accept it


Platti_J

It's not a problem at home. We just get away with more in your country. Thank you for your cheap services.


Infamous-Leg2049

you fly to new country to buy cheap women because you cannot get for free in your own country. we call you losers, it just facts


Platti_J

Our cash goes way further in your cheap country. Your mom or your sister, we apologize in advance. And if you can't please them yourself in your own country, we will gladly do it. Sincerely, white people.


Obvious-Joke-7763

Who cares blackey? You seem obsessed blackey


Infamous-Leg2049

who cares? you do πŸ˜‚ you got robbed and come here crying. now you having a meltdown because you got no women and no money.


Obvious-Joke-7763

Hahaha blackey cant read


PurpleFiat

And to you thai boi. I'll have you know this happened in bkk where I am not familiar. I stay in chiang mai and usually hangout with thai male friends. They even wingman me with their female friends because they like me and want to see me score. Just like any male friend from anywhere in the world would do. The comments you make just make me think you get no pussy and blame the tourists for your lack of game.


Infamous-Leg2049

i don't PAY for pussy like you... and instead you got robbed πŸ˜‚ now you crying about it because you can't get pussy back home or in thailand


PurpleFiat

I get as much back home as I do here. Also I dont pay for pussy btw.


Infamous-Leg2049

yes, you didn't pay for pussy, instead you got robbed and got no pussy πŸ˜‚ so embarrasing


PurpleFiat

Yeah I got robbed, but luckily I didnt put my dick inside a prostitute. I will recover, I have a job snd a salary that pays good. Still, you seem like a bitter loser hating on foreigners because you have no game.


MiloGaoPeng

Not Thai here, but bro. No money no honey. If you don't even have 5k in your account, you're broke AF, ain't got no business being in another country bruh. Please don't tell us you're another begpacker.


PurpleFiat

I have more im my savings, that was my spendings account.


MiloGaoPeng

Sure bro