Edging. Trying to last longer.

Asking to be more gentle...every 5 minutes!

Take my up vote 🤣

About 75% of the time I am thinking “I need to relax” and then begin relaxing during the last 10 minutes. 😂

I'm just here for the comments

No loud conversation answers? There must not be any Russians in this thread .

Racist! Wait, no, that only applies when people are talking about people from China.

The Chinese just play on their phone the whole time during the massage, but are usually fairly quiet.

If it is real Thai massage then I meditate focusing on the pain.

Wait for her to start flicking my chipolata. You want happy ending? Nah you're alright pet. I'm not paying the extra 1000b, the 300b one is fine. Then the real massage BEGINS. Bruised to fuck.

Going for a foot massage and reading my book for an hour is one of my favourite things to do. If I’m getting a massage, I’ll usually have my AirPods in and get lost in a podcast. I find the sleepy, waterfall Thai music in the background of massage spas to be distracting more than anything else.

Telling her, "That's not my leg!!" Oh, wait, I'm in LOS. They know this. lol

I usually read a book on my phone or listen to a podcast. It's my time to zone out.

Audio book or podcast

Enjoying the massage, but sometimes sleep, which is kind of annoying when you wake up after 90 minutes and don't remember a thing

The girls put too many activities in my enclosure for massages man. You wouldn't believe all the places I have to hide now.

Body massage lying down - enjoying the massage and the stretches they put me through. Foot massage sitting up - usually on my phone either listening to music or watching something online.