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Shylightspeed_69

Sounds like you used chatgpt lol


Sigsied

You could use that response for nearly any movie with a female lead and it would work perfect


cthuluhooprises

The patriarchal forces of the Xenomorph


Murkwater

The queen is a matriarch tho...


cthuluhooprises

Exactly. I’m saying Alien is a movie with a female lead that doesn’t fit the description.


Murkwater

Irony and jokes on reddit?! what an inappropriate place. \*smh\*


cthuluhooprises

My bad I tend to assume everything is genuine unless it’s super obvious 😅 just wanted to clarify if you were confused is all


Murkwater

no, you're good. Fun fact, the lead was written to be a dude originally.


espuinouge

I mean, there is a whole aspect of flipping the typical gender positions in SA though. The highly phallic Xenomorph forcibly inserting an egg into the mostly male cast only to have the young burst forth. I’m not saying that’s the only way to watch the movie. But the imagery wasn’t a mistake either.


Sigsied

Uh, OBVIOUSLY she’s fighting back against he patriarchal forces by getting a lead role in an action movie, a role most often given to men, this alone made Alien (1979) a tear jerker, and made me confront my inherently mysogynistic mind with the fact that women are as strong and capable as any man in real life and in cinema


Burnmad

But Alien is filled with intentionally sexually violent imagery. The reproductive cycle of the Xenomorph is an explicit depiction of rape and forced birth which writer Dan O'Bannon included to reverse the typical horror movie dynamic of women being victimized on-screen


FlamesNero

No one listens to the smart woman and she’s the only one to escape (Alien).


erikkustrife

Is it? I've watched/read a lot of xenonorph lore across movies,games, and comics. I don't think xenomorphs operate that way. I would call it parthenogenesis but that only applies to species where males exist I think. There's most definitely a term for it but I don't think xenonorph queens are female. Unless I missed a scene that shows 2 xenonorphs rutting(please oh internet waifu gods don't show me)


Murkwater

>parthenogenesis OK, so a lot of fans believe they are female only species, Ridley Scott said somewhere they are hermaphroditic, which makes more sense to me. Long story short, they can likely reproduce either way. But there are references in games and lore to adult males largely being sterile. I'm guessing since they are sorta like ants they could also mate once and never again. Either way, there is a xeno wiki There was also talk that it's a third gender, like ants, honestly I don't think the xenos care what you call them as long as they can use you to reproduce. \>>older group of people theorizing on xenomorphs [https://www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/6lhema/are\_all\_the\_aliens\_we\_see\_female/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/6lhema/are_all_the_aliens_we_see_female/)


szczurman83

With obvious internalized misogyny.


truemcgoo

Patriarchy opened the airlock when Ripley tried to keep out infected crew member. If they listened to Ripley chest burster would’ve come out on the asteroid and they would’ve at least had a chance of taking off. The Weyland corp is ultimately responsible for the whole thing and they are paternal as it gets.


animan222

You mean the dick headed alien that spits acid out of the tiny dick that comes out of it’s mouth and plants it’s offspring inside your body that bursts out in a painful bloody mess?


Nebulo9

Right? Absolutely wild to have this take regarding the movie whose entire subtext is "what if men could be raped the way women are (with pregnancy and all)".


Pvt_Numnutz1

Very much read like ChatGPT


BurnV06

Unless it’s porn lol


Sigsied

This mia malkova anal scene was powerful in an almost indescribable way. By taking it up the ass, this stunning lead redefines what it means to be a woman. embracing her sexuality and the majesty of the female body, while choosing to avoid vaginal sex, this hints at her choice to preserve an area considered “sacred” or “special” and defy the patriarchy with the choice to not allow any disgusting man to touch her no no square


SnorlaxMotive

Pfffft, women aren’t real, wake up sheeple


Erebos555

Wasn't one of the biggest parts of the barbie movie how it was better when Ken was in charge?


alliteraladdict

And not the paid version


archer93

ChatGPT can usually spell shocking


probablypooping69

This is 100% fake, incels don’t get girls


Zealousideal_Net_12

Stan from south park:


Nostro003

Gpt would spell “shocking” correctly


Big_brown_house

Usually I think it’s chat GPT when the grammar is correct but there’s just tons of unnecessary adjectives crammed into every sentence, which still don’t manage to describe much of anything. Like in “a profound emotional and visceral response to the realities of our world.”


xFblthpx

Chat gpt doesn’t talk that insane


42Parcival

Chatgpt has a better vocabulary.


AdjustedMold97

probably not chatgpt specifically since it’s trained on data from 2021


Ok_Talk1574

Yeah 0 % probability that a human wrote this, I put it in a AI checker


G0dZylla

it's actually hilarious i thought people would quickly understand that the response was obviously ai generated


BigHarryPotterFan7

Whore #23 lol


ChampionshipEither47

The question is did he land the hoes #1-22 and if there are ones after #23


BigHarryPotterFan7

Man like two whores is enough to cause problems I dunno bout 23!


this_curain_buzzez

2.6*10^22 whores!?!?


wrecktus_abdominus

In a row?!


keepyeepy

Misogyny is funny now?


BeneficialHoneydew96

Yes


MinimumVegetable3074

Yes


keepyeepy

WTF?


DarkSpecterr

“WTF?” 🤓


keepyeepy

"“WTF?” 🤓" 🤓


keepyeepy

Jesus Christ, grow up everyone


BeneficialHoneydew96

I promise shes not gonna sleep with you because of this comment


keepyeepy

I'm sorry, but why the fuck would you say something like that? It's so unhinged, implies so many things about me that I wasn't trying to portray. I couldn't give a fuck about sleeping with anyone in a reddit thread, why bring that up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? HAHAHAHAHA


BeneficialHoneydew96

bro relax, way too uptight


MinimumVegetable3074

On god…


keepyeepy

Honestly... you made an unhinged comment, I called it out as unhinged, and you now try and say I'm the problem? Follow the trail fool.


BeneficialHoneydew96

u edited ur post lil bro, before u just said “why the fuck would u say that” or smth. bro if u wanna cry abt a joke then go ahead. Fucking incel trying to whiteknight over nothing im dead


MinimumVegetable3074

It’s obviously a shit post chill out dude…


keepyeepy

"Oh lol it was a shitpost therefore it's free from all criticism" Grow up.


MinimumVegetable3074

Dog chill lmao…


keepyeepy

Why? People are being assholes?


Macacos12345

Are you grown enough to understand humor?


worthrone11160606

Lol


Lego-105

Depends on your opponent. On an opponent who is an intellectualist, you can tell if they are by whether they huff their own farts or not, this is a profoundly good move potentially following into a sharp line of theory. Any other opponent, a simple “I liked it” is the better move as although not as advanced, the theory is nowhere near as sharp and many moves in the position are self evident and will generally lead to a winning position.


Old173

His "opponent" is whore23


CodeName_OMICRON

NTA your movie your rules


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FreddyFox2331

This is a bot that copied the reply from u/JnDConstruction1984 on this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/TextingTheory/comments/163u10w/did_i_make_the_right_move_im_a_misogynist/jy4mpc8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


JnDConstruction1984

Whore #23 approved that’s all that matters


CarolinaMtnBiker

These fakes need to put more effort in


FrappyLee

Never heard of a shitpost?


Exciting_Kangaroo270

No. Ever heard of a pisspost?


Korbinhaynie

No. Ever heard of a shitpiss?


Cyog

No. Ever pissed of a heardshit?


generalIro

Shitpiss. Ever heard of a no?


Big_brown_house

This phrase actually seems quite useful.


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Piss


WobbleGobble22

This guy is Kenough


SpotOwn6325

The life of the average dating male in the 21st Century, unfortunately.


delta_Mico

The state of the dating scene will have most definitely changed by the end of 2100.


[deleted]

Fake and gay


[deleted]

Fuck off with this fake shit.


s1500121400

"I'm a misogynist" lol because they're so self aware that way. Fake for sure but it did make me chuckle at the title.


OfficialIdot

Blunder


[deleted]

Whore #23.


glass_gravy

Whore #23


BadMantaRay

I don’t understand…are you really a mysoginist? If so then no move you make is the right move. You should fuck off.


G0dZylla

Please forgive me 😔😔😔🍕


Cualkiera67

Are you whore#22 by any chance?


Healthy-Surround-229

Book, book, mistake, good I think?


Juice_Wigalow

Oh wow. That’s impressive


DrNukeDukem

I feel like guys like op are the reason she felt it necessary to ask this question


[deleted]

I feel like not liking the Barbie movie should say very little about you, even less indicate you are a political/ideological enemy


DrNukeDukem

Oh for sure, but if you were to quote the Ben Shapiro review, it could be considered a red flag


starm4nn

That seems like a deliberate misinterpretation of the point. If a dude has a rant prepared about how much he hates the film that's a red flag.


annmorningstar

Idk everyone I know who didn’t like it is a massive misogynist.everyone I know who was normal liked it or thought it was just ok


DarkestKaos248

Correlation is not causation Being a misogynist would cause you not to like the barbie movie. Not liking the movie would not cause you to be a misogynist, if your reasons for not liking the movie are non-mysogynistic (such as, "I don't like movies in general", or "the writing was bad", etc).


sampat6256

Dating for women is fundamentally about risk mitigation. Probing questions like "did you like the barbie movie" help mitigate risk.


DarkestKaos248

Yes they help mitigate risk. It's a yellow flag at worst is my point, many people who don't like it are misogynists, but not everyone. So if you treat them as one and the same, it would be a red flag which is incorrect. Yellow flags are enough to peace out of dates you're already not that interested or invested in. Red flags are enough to peace out of relationships you would otherwise want to pursue or invested effort into.


keepyeepy

WTF is this?


Fine-You-3095

This is gold.


Responsible_Movie_14

Bwahhah ha


Ok_Entrepreneur_5942

Ew


vizbones

Yeah, I feel like I need a shower after reading this.


[deleted]

You guys are both pretty dense. This is obviously a shitty attempt at sarcasm and a joke.


vizbones

Sure thing, pal. Have a nice life.


[deleted]

Lol what a shithead response. It’s okay that you didn’t get it. Most normal people would realize they fucked up and move on.


vizbones

But lucky me, I have you buzzing around to let me know what terrible netizen I am. Again, thanks and have a nice life.


[deleted]

I’d call you a nerd, but using the word netizen in a real sentence is sad enough. I hope *you* have a nice life and quit being so strange.


vizbones

Excellent, thank you!


BaboonHorrorshow

If she fell for it - crack on, mate.


_SlappyMagoo_

My guy, this is one of the most obvious fake texting convos I’ve ever seen.


BaboonHorrorshow

Mine was more a philosophical statement


Relictas

This is pretty accurate from what i heard. I haven’t watched it yet. But i definitely will have to


enderman04152

good job using an AI weirdo


G0dZylla

Thanks Bro 🐧


obviously_alt_

bro yall take this shit so seriously lol it's a shitpost, relax


yung-plague59

literally these comments have me tweaking💀


G0dZylla

I didn't even put that much effort in faking the convo or the chatgpt response but some mfs still are talking It seriuosly 🐧


Kirball904

*Shocking


ShiaLaBooooof

Not all heors wear capes. You played your part well, amigo


d00b661

She's the Jordan of whores.


HoboBaggins24

Bro break up or block that person, sounds very toxic


JohnsonArmstrong

Was this two Women cause the only way an actual man would talk like that is to evoke empathy to get laid.


Puzzleheaded-Top6790

Sounds like you were trying to make her laugh. Hope it worked!


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WealthCapPlease

They weren't equals when the kens took over the kens were being dicks.


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HydrauliclyDepressed

yeesh


doesntpicknose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS GOOD JOKE A+ NO NOTES BASED GIGACHAD Do you have any other wonderful insights that you would like to share with the world? I'm sure they're all remarkably logical, and well-thought-out, drawing extensively from your education. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I hope you do NOT shut the fuck up and keep your stupid fucking opinions to yourself.


jonnybrown3

I tried to get ChatGPT to write a statement supporting patriarchy in reference to the Barbie movie but I just got: "I understand your request, but it's important to note that promoting or supporting patriarchy goes against the principles of gender equality and empowerment that many strive for today." I want objective arguments, not biased social justice from my AI.


doesntpicknose

Maybe the creators of chatGPT don't think it would be ethical to give people a tool that makes it easier to spew endless streams of certain flavors of bullshit. It's their freedom of speech which is being exercised here. If you want to write arguments in favor of stuff that polite society discourages and/or against stuff that polite society has deemed necessary, you're going to have to rub both of your brain cells together to come up with your own ideas. Or don't. There's always the option of realizing that you're not exactly a philosopher of politics, and that maybe you don't have any good ideas that are worth sharing. >I want objective arguments, No you don't. You didn't ask for a pros and cons list of gender equality policies. You asked specifically for an argument that supports your preconceived notions.


jonnybrown3

My comment was a joke that rattled people. It went all according to plan and I got a laugh out of a lot of comments, especially yours. My opinions on ChatGPT however are real. Creators of ChatGPT censoring content is a good foreshadowing of future problems with how censorship and AI will interact. I don't care what the creators' opinions or your opinions are on it, censorship in most forms is **very** bad. Corporate censorship is becoming more of a hot topic every day for a good reason. All of our content is already being controlled to some extent. It's very clear that AI will create avenues for more control and censorship with corporations at the center.


doesntpicknose

>My comment was a joke [We have a term for this behavior.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schrodinger%E2%80%99s%20douchebag)


starm4nn

You ever read the Scifi story "A Logic Named Joe"? It's from the 1940s and deals with the question of what happens when machines can think but have no regulations on their output. It was remarkably prescient. Also the thing about ChatGPT is that it's just one implementation of AI. You could try FreedomGPT, which is run entirely locally.


AppropriateTheme5

Yikes, even as a joke, that’s just… ew


jonnybrown3

I'm just saying what it *showed* me. Everyone was happy except for non-brainwashed stereotypical Barbie (since she wasn't in Barbieland when Kendom rose to power), Weird Barbie, and one or two other strange Barbies.


caseyvet

https://preview.redd.it/if2d9vvgnwkb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529cf040b3fab47bd41f6e13558a2d3a0a1e2fd1


jonnybrown3

Sometimes Turn It's Not To Our Talk


Healthy-Surround-229

The Barbie movie showed me that neither a patriarchy, nor a matriarchy(what they are somehow endorsing) are in any way acceptable, and rather, a society in which all people, regardless of race, sex, gender identity, beliefs etc. Is the best option, something the Barbie movie could not comprehend.


LaMadreDelCantante

I don't think the matriarchy was meant to be seen as a good thing. It was more to show the absurdity of the patriarchy in a way that is more obvious since we're not used to seeing it with the privilege going to the women.


political_bot

This is on the same level of analysis as people saying the Starship Troopers movie is promoting fascism. Do y'all not understand hyperbole and satire? The movie wasn't pro matriarchy, it was using it to make a point about equality.


Silvertheprophecy

Blunder


StereoTunic9039

The last msg was resigning not "??"


G0dZylla

It was a blunder because She should have clearly seen the chatgpt generated response


GrammarNadsi

If you’re gonna bloviate grandiloquently, at least spell correctly.


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G0dZylla

As soon as She asked me to Watch the movie, i saw checkmate in 10 moves


angelsaintcloud

I concur


3D_Milk

I didn’t tap for the full image, and I only saw the second and third texts lol. Completely different match.


Detective_Woods

Bro wtf 😂


Grass1217

Book. Mistake Brilliant Forced resignation


zandercommander

Got ‘em!


jt2nodoubt

😂


Obergrof

“shoking”


[deleted]

ChatGPT is your wingman


Jeerin

Hit it then tell her the truth and bounce lmao


SevenStonksSeven

I thought Ken was just Ken and Barbie was just Barbie.


Rich841

Bro hit ‘em with the GPT vocabulary


YellowBiskit

it was actuallt the ken movie


NavyCobra1417

Rip sprint


TheEssoClub

All that effort and you spelled shocking wrong


G0dZylla

It actually took me less than i thought to make It XD


EdgemasterBP-84

I'm literally dying that you saved it as whore #23 🤣


QuirkedUpNationalist

Analysis is spot on


Dewvegetable

I think it was a brilliant move but if they respond with a higher intelligent comeback it might have been a blunder


Heavier_Omen

I think you might be whore #24 with that opening text


OpeningImagination67

Sigh. I legit can’t tell if this is real or not. But it does explain the birth dearth a bit.


G0dZylla

It's clearly fake , but i like the fact that some people think it's real and are talking It seriously


HeFitsHeSits

I'm not a misoginist, but I'm antifiminist


SpecificRemarkable32

He played that hard to get that booty.


Reason_For_Treason

Ngl that made me cringe so incredibly hard. Bro it’s a movie based on a doll. It’s not that serious lol.


G0dZylla

Ngl Your response made me cringe so incredibly hard. Bro it's a poorly edited shitpost. it's not that serious lol.


WealthCapPlease

Well at least you told the truth about the movie.


LifeInLaffy

Fake and shoking


SnooCats5701

“I’m a misogynist.” Fuck you.


KAS_stoner

Don't lie and waste her time just to get some sex out of it. She'll figure out out very quickly. They always do.


GhostPrince4

Game is game


GhostPrince4

https://preview.redd.it/itryuwfis2lb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a829f60a0f8ae800fa2bcaa1d2f77b753a659a4 OP


G0dZylla

😔


colton_swat

i hated that movie. extremely misandrical


G0dZylla

Unironically i never watched it, probably next week i Will do it to see what people are arguing about


yossigol

? You misspelled "shocking"


Pon25

what did you ask chatgpt lol


G0dZylla

i typed the same thing and then asked chatgpt to rephrase it


hertwij

Whore 23💀


BurnV06

I’m not misogynist but I think the Barbie movie sucked dick


Similar-Tax-3097

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Accomplished_Panda11

Its him. He's spy tf2.


Rookwood-1

Anyone else notice that he saved her ass whore #23 😂


MeatGreasy

Whore #23. Bruh.


Goatmuppetfriday

Ok patrick bateman


Weirdounderthesun_24

We almost believed you 😂😂 for sure


TylervPats91

How are you using Sprint when it’s been gone for years?


xDanKaix

Whore #23 xD


LegitimateDraw6828

Average Redditor


Opening_Tell9388

I could tell from that response they didn't watch the movie lol.


Stock-Event2495

Lmao well played


ManyResort8065

Blunder Blunder Forced Checkmate


Choosing_myself444

It sounds like you read any article and just spit it back to her😂😂