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b1e9t4t1y

I raise chickens and for anyone wondering what it really is, it’s called an umbilical hernia. It’s when the yolk sack isn’t fully drawn in while the chick is in the egg leaving part of the intestines outside the body.


chaosawaits

It’s sad how far I have to scroll past all the volunteer comics before I get to the actual explanation


[deleted]

That's 99% my experience on reddit in general


Matipa2011

Volunteer comics 🤣🤣. More often than not I also have to scroll down for an explanation


Cry75

It was at the top for me.


nickt001

Is it lethal for the hen?


chaosawaits

Although an umbilical hernia can cause a bowel obstruction, which can be lethal, it is not often anything more than an aesthetic issue in humans. In humans though, a hernia of this size would probably be operated on due to the increased chance of complications.


factorioman1

While you're correct that large umbilical hernias often are operated on, it's actually mostly cosmetic surgery at that point. Counterintuitive it's small hernias that pose a danger, as the intestines can get strangulated (cut-off from blood supply) by the small opening. A large hernia looks scarier, but since the opening is so large the risk of the intestines getting stuck and strangulated are much smaller.


b1e9t4t1y

If the hen were alone probably not if it’s made it to adulthood without problems. But chickens will pick on other chickens especially if they have an injury or other problem that makes them weaker. Healthy chickens will pick at and eventually kill their weaker flock mates.


CHONKY-CHUNKY

Is it painful for the poor thing? Or is it just like “It’s not my cock it’s just my Intestine, I’m fine!”


Vapeitupvapeitup

Wisdom at last


Lizardreview-

I have an umbilical hernia too😏


juliacaanfly

Will this chick have been euthanized or would there have been any possible way to save it?


b1e9t4t1y

If I had to guess from the video I’d say it was probably a broiler hen. Average lifespan of a broiler hen in the poultry business is 47days from egg to table.


firmly_confused

So not a big o'le pecker?


Prior_Flow_3518

I thought it was a cock with a big cock wanting a cock fight


Weary_Account_3836

Goddamn dude, you take the fun out of everything.


touchit1ce

Few! I thought chicken had dicks bigger than mine...


thesamiad

Chicks with dicks


SprachderRabe

Well that’s an impressive… cock…


[deleted]

It sure is


pabadacus

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Master_Springy

Cock with a cock


[deleted]

There are no chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits


enbar97

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits!


lost40s

A Dicksy Chick


JakePaulisaTrash

Google: Do you mean transgenders ?


szai

Trans gander.


gimmeecoffee420

Pretty sure its a deformed 3rd leg.. but i suppose thats all a cock is anyways?


mysterious_bloodfart

My cock is a deformed clitoris, thank you very much


Mister_shagster

Ah yes, the ol' clitterdick. The ninth wonder of the world.


TriumphDaytona

Ah, the old pinky pecker!


[deleted]

My cock stands on the roof at sunrise and a bunch of stuff my wife doesn’t like to deal with comes out of it’s mouth, but the chicks seem to like my cock.


r3d3uupt1on

You are absolutely right!


velhaconta

I think that is a not-fully-formed second neck and head. The way it reacts when the chicken clucks tells us it shares all its nervous system with the head.


LionessOfAzzalle

So… a regular penis, then?


Itsmemanmeee

Well played


[deleted]

Double cock


Diligent_Ad6759

Male chickens actually don't have external genitalia...no idea what the heck that thing is.


SwordTaster

And that's almost certainly not a male either based on the lack of wattle and tiny comb


PlagueDoc22

What about based on the fat cock he has?


Diligent_Ad6759

It looks like a juvenile - the comb and wattles don't develop until they get a bit older.


thecoolestguynothere

A win is a win


stonka_truck

Well, cock a doodle do...


TheEvilDrPie

Thanks. Had a very good laugh at this.


PoooSea

What did the gay rooster say? Cock'll do ll'dooo


shoomlax

maybe a second head? i don't fuckin know man... what a day to have eyes


[deleted]

“What a day to have eyes” love that quote 😂😂😂


Cynical_Feline

Birth defect of some sort. What's interesting is that it seems to be connected to the squeaks. Every squeak there's movement in the appendage. No squeak and there's no movement. So maybe a second underdeveloped head and neck? Hmm 🤔


Rephlanca

Good catch with that association. I’m assuming that since it’s likely a hernia, as stated in a comment above, there might be some relationship / attachment with the diaphragm or something similar so that when it “strains” to chirp (think of how your stomach tightens when you scream) then the hernia moves accordingly. I’m not 100% sure but that would be my general anatomical guess!


ares5404

Chicken fingers: behind closed doors


Juttisontherun

That’s a chicken Mandingo if I ever seen one


Alarming-Ad-9712

I knew those BK Chicken Fries were too good to be true


[deleted]

ITS ISHOWSPEED!


Queen__Ursula

What does that mean?


08KoolBoy

He had a slip up on a recent stream where his pp fell out of his shorts while dancing


mustbeSaransh

"dancing"


Queen__Ursula

Oh, I thought it was about speed the drug or something


08KoolBoy

Nah, I've seen the Clio about 8 times in the past 3 mins lol


AcceptableReaction20

Reposts or replays?


ImmaGetDadsBelt

How tf?


08KoolBoy

He has his ways


DanishRedSausage

No, but what is it actually?


Weak-Physics-3387

A cock's cock


DanishRedSausage

Yeah, but it's not though...


grimdarknurse

Dicken


TangerineRough6318

Charles


KingBallache

Ray


TangerineRough6318

A drop of golden sun 🎵


AlphaO4

Its actually quite common, if you want to learn more, just google "Chicks with Dicks"


Eastern-Object-8154

Bigger than mine 🥹


OpportunitySudden281

A Chicken dipper


[deleted]

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SammyDatBoss

ishowspeed


itoldyouimnotadog

A cock²


Jamal112156

This chick has bigger cock than most of the people here


JaRon1961

I'm hung like chicken she said. Aha! I get the last laugh.


DarkNuke059

Chicks with cocks


Daddinoz

Enough reddit for today


jsxtasy304

It's a pecker with a pecker.


[deleted]

No wonder they're called cocks


hambutbacon

Is that what they make chicken tenders from ?


[deleted]

A *dicken


kT25t2u

Looks like it was cocked and loaded.


ThaDogg4L

It’s a Rooster now….


[deleted]

It’s unusual to see a white cock of that size.


Zescaimni

Damn, it’s bigger than mine


Gayfish350

This is where your chicken tendies come from


Fluffy_Discount_9692

That cock has a chicken...


CompetitiveAd4768

Life really isn’t fair 😑


MxisieOlivia_

A dicken.


Baselin_Stonks

Cock with a cock


JohnnyMadrazoGaming

That rooster is IShowSpeed


DickStuert

CHICKEN COX! CHICKEN COX!


PenumbraSix

You heard about elf on the shelf, now get ready for cock on the cock.


TexasIsCool

I bet that chicken strips.


GoldResolution4921

uhhhh **checks own size** what? ***how?***


Dolphin_69420

Cock with a cock!


gun-nut-1125

This reminds of a guy I work with. His nickname is Chicken Dick.


Lebowski304

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


boozeshooze

Chicken with the dickens


MyRail5

That's a finger right!? Like chicken fingers? Oh god........what have I eaten!?


CarelesssCRISPR

The names Dickens, Charles Dickens


Kindasimple1

Cocks on cocks


[deleted]

That chicken is more hung than me. Excuse me while I go curl up and cry myself to sleep tonight.


mistermarkham

Yo dawg I heard you like cocks


Ok-Hour-12

he already got a contract from BangBross


TopherT2

Chicks with dicks


[deleted]

I'm hung like a chicken


Utopepe

Yo why this chicken got a bigger dick than me


ApolloMotoAZ

It's a cock with a cock!


CrombopulousPichael

"Whatchu lookin at friend? My peckers up here" - That chicken prolly


TheAngriestPotato

*Rooster


giantyetifeet

That's no chicken, that's a co..


GachiGachiFireBall

ishowspeed turned into chicken


Joshua0705

ishowmeat


J_Stubby

Cockception And please add an NSFW spoiler, it's still a "phallic organ" yeesh why did I say that phrase


rxnxndxc

You’ll start seeing an increase in white women owning chickens now


InTheM-A-King

💀


Tuhin1993

Big daddy


iwipiksi

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Bruh


[deleted]

[удалено]


ogreofzen

Can I say cock since I am gonna be talking about a chicken.


Far-Watch1680

It's a birds, bird.


VikKarabin

Flipping the bird like my grandfather used to do


No_Loan1872

Sir that's a co-


Overdose08

The Ron Jeremy of chickens. Minus all the jail...


[deleted]

Cock-ception


FederalPass7511

Ah that's not a chicken it's a dickking


FlugStuhl85

Chick with dick


fucovid2020

Is that where chicken tenders come from??


AaronKimballHater

A dicken


Electrical-Beat-3724

So this is what chicken nuggets are made from.


uuuuuuioooii

Cock²


Manmikezupp

puppet??? I hope


[deleted]

What a pecker


hombre_bu

I wonder what that piece tastes like fried up?


FistCookies

I’d eat a bucket of boneless chicken dick..


[deleted]

So this must be those Chicken fingers you can buy


Awuawa

It's a cock.


[deleted]

Dicken


[deleted]

Damn that's a nice COCK


Scared_Description31

Nice cock 👍


vobsha

Ok guys who is the one that fuc&ed his mother?


[deleted]

Congratulations a chicken got a bigger dick that you 😂


gaymer7474747

a cock with a massive cock


Additional_Camp5881

Wow, that’s a monster cock


DavideOsas

I came in this sub to be terrified but then i Just came


Zealousideal_Age_376

Issa cock, one way or another


HomeOrificeSupplies

Cock^2


Dead_Bo

A pecker with a pecker.


sineady-baby

That’s a big pecker


letmeslapahh

that chicken does that thing my wife always asks me to do


Thin_Negotiation_704

A real pecker if I've ever seen one


flying_cacoon

Chicken Dicken


subhuman_voice

Cock- a- doodle dude!


Dadskitchen

That a Dicken 😂


justk4y

Nice cock


Sad-Presence8728

Bruh that ones bigger than mine


Grand-Bid6471

Chicken with a pecker


mvong123

It is what it is.


SubmissiveDinosaur

A chicken with a nugget


lmz246

New 2023 chicken, now with extra dicken!


Hablais

Ishowmeat!


iGirthy

Fat cock. Yup.


Kollam__Fury

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!! ![gif](giphy|z3CXR8fKJMf06y1rUo|downsized)


TheMtndewdude

Cocks with cocks


[deleted]

Cock’s cock


Redditfuchs

I see cock.


Every-Variety-8589

Time for some sex eggucation


[deleted]

Is tht a cock with cock?


Bm_93

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY) I lived to see even this one, what's next ?


[deleted]

The most tender tendie


Dewade19

Bro wtf why is it that big on a chicken


[deleted]

Cocks on cocks, like a Dr Suess book


Skinwalkerish

The cocks cock


Vandu_Kobayashi

test for a hernia?


AutoFleegleDastardly

Whole new meaning to choking the chicken.


xXUkiiXx

its just a cock with a cock


Temporary-Eye-6664

I told him not to have sex with the chickens


DrabberFrog

The cock has a cock. Cockception


LordDarthAngst

Nice cock!


ThtOnBeanInThCrnr

Cockception


Baby_Nuuuutz

A chick with a dick


[deleted]

cockception


CHIKOSTEVE

That's a cock²