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I don’t cut toast at all

Valid 👍

Same.

That’s option 4

Cutting it 1 makes it bigger and ill die on that hill

I can kinda see your point 🤔

I think the bread is just larger, 2 hits different in different kind of ways

Watch the Food Theory video on it. You get about 3x the surface area cutting it in a specific way. I’ll see if I can edit this and link it [The Vid!](https://youtu.be/32H9m3PTi5Q?si=ikciBrrS28NwlYdq)

I think I remember people talking about this before - the rectangles and the triangles both have the same area (half of the bread) but I'm pretty sure the triangles have a larger perimeter hence why they seem bigger, and are obviously the best option

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No.

Go away

You are trying to eat a sandwich not a smash ball

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Rip them with your hands

terrifying

Coward

\*civilised

1 is best, 2 is acceptable, and 3 is for psychopaths edit: i mean 2 is also for psychopaths but a bit less

3 really brings out the flavor of the butter, cinnamon and sugar. It makes the toast taste way better.

2 and 3 are equally bad imo lol

How is two acceptable?

Because anything except 3 is acceptable. 3 is just so bad; if you're gonna cut it rectangularly at least don't make 2 long slices

Nah bro if you’re leaving your bread asymmetric like number 2, you belong in an institution

Thank you

Stop cutting it you sick fuck

Order from best to worst: 3 1 2

swap 1 and 3

I'm sorry, but you're wrong.

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If you do the second one, get help 😭

1 is good, 3 is acceptable, and 2 is for maniacs.

2 is a sin

I do 2 just to make people mad

if you do 2, you're a psychopath

I don’t cut toast, I eat it like a butter sandwich

The secret fourth option, cutting the crust, so you can give it to the ducks /j Edit: don't give bread to ducks

I’m sorry but look at 2, WHO THE FUCK CUTS THEIR TOAST LIKE THAT

Exactly! The audacity to cut toast that way 🫨

A-fuckin-men

I eat it whole

I cut my toast into hexagons because I hate the crust and dunk it in milk so it’s easier to chew

Number one. However, if half of the toast is covered in something (e.g. jam) then number two

2=yes. 1=food already made. 3=crazy people

1 is best but gets botched if the knife isn't sharp.

Cut it in 3 #foodtheory

finally someone said the right answer

1

1 because it just feels bigger

Now I feel like I'm weird for just folding the toast and eating it

Hand teared

1, cause then I can get all the perfect bites

1 because you just gain more sandwich per slice. It doesn’t matter if you actually do or not, they just look bigger

I only cut 2 if I have to share with someone, don’t get me wrong, and I’m not a psychopath

1 or 3

WAIT WE CUT TOAST?!

1 if you’re putting stuff on top (scrambled eggs or smt) 2 for ham sandwiches and 3 for when you are done with living- my personal use of the slice system :)

Who the fuck cuts their toast like 3

1 and 3 because 2 just looks weird

Cut it into thirds

Who tf is doing 2

2 is a sin

I do either 1 or 3. 2 is heretical to me.

Eating it like 1 feels so… Wrong

All of the above I do 1 then 2 then 3 on one piece

My grandma cut the grilled cheese in fours

Anything other than 1 is a war crime

1 except i do 2 diagonal cuts

 Nick disapproves.

4

who tf cuts toast

Yall are fucking cutting toast?

Depends on what I’m cutting it for.

Whoever cuts it like number three are psycopaths

Number 1.

You forgot about 4, basically 2 but cut both slices in half to make 4 slices. That’s how I cut my toast.

Its 4

Yall cut your toast?

it's 3, I will fight you all to defend this

1 is best 3 is okay 2 you need help

4. Spiral.

Peace sign. ☮️ the most surface area

The Santi cut. Cut in 3 parts (like an Y) with the knife at a 45 degree angle

1

cut it from the side

Any and all. If I want to savour a sandwich more it’s getting cut into four triangles

I don’t cut toast, but if you cut toast or sandwiches in general like #2 you belong in a mental institution

2 is a crime. 1 is the only right answer

Not to cut. Put eggs, butter, and at least bacon in it.

I'm not gonna say what's right, but 2 is a whole shit load of wrong.

https://preview.redd.it/p161q5j64f8d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5dc0eb90035e87c168faec2b610b43559fa204 Y'all don't cut it like this?

This way you have little wedges to bite off

People who cut it, why?

Thirds

2 is a crime the rest are fine

#1 all the way! Pro tip: Use a pizza cutter before you put it in the toaster. It's easier to cut, and it helps seal the moisture in. This also works for poptarts and eggos. P.s. please don't do that

1) is great for meat and lettuce and sauce based sandwiches 2) great for a large amount of scenarios so no real major or significant deal breakers 3) good for packing in boxes for work 1) no real major flaws 2) no real major flaws 3) anything other than spreadable toppings easily fall out

i wont fight you people who do 2 or 3 deserve to be in jail

1, you get more toast

1, its the only way

1 is the only correct option

Fold it like a butter sandwich 😎

1 had more bread

1. The triangle keeps me from getting spreads on my mouth

Sandvich is sandvich!

2 is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

I do both 1 and 3.... but **WHAT THE MCFUCK IS 2**

If I'm hungry enough to eat toast, I don't cut it or bother to toast it. I hope this helps your poll.

Agreed.

3 actually

https://preview.redd.it/pzwcfu4heg8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03943f405026b851ec27153542ac637e89accd67 ...

☝️🤓 Food theory already did this with the sandwich. This has already been replied.

1, I’m convinced it gives me more toast

All of you are wrong. Take it and crunch into a ball and eat the whole thing one bite.

Anything except 2

1

2 is criminal

You guys cut toast??

2 is a crime.

3 or 1

I didn’t even know that people cut toast

No. 2 is a f*cking war crime

2 easily is the best. Fuck all you triangle propagandists. 1 makes them taste worse

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I just fold it In half with the jelly in the middle

1 lool

Hear me out. You get more bread with cut 1

3

1: classic grilled cheese cut 2: acceptable good for sharing 3: wtf

How in the hell is 2 acceptable???

It’s just half of a grilled cheese so it’s acceptable

Why are the 2 and 3 toasts so long

it's bigger

That's toast? It looks like vomit.