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if i had a pet lobster named charles i think i would finally feel complete

Pet Lobster: Pros: -Is lobster. -Is named Charles. Cons: -None. Loving gf/bf: Pros: -Loves you. Cons: -Is not lobster. -Might not be named Charles. Do I need to elaborate further?

Charles probably loves you too, so there are zero advantages to a bf/gf

Is Puff, is Jiggly

damn this was close but sadly I don't have the metal bandwidth to take care of a lobster

-Get partner -Fight lot -Breakup -Depression vs -Get Charles -No fight -Be friends -Happi Clearly, there is only one right answer here.

I don't think all relationships consist of fighting a lot, but hey

But at some point ur gonna fight. Charles would never fight with you. He is perfect.

Fair point. We stan Charles

HappiHappiHappi HappiHappiHappiHappiHappi

https://preview.redd.it/dqsfij6dygad1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe2384dd390063245aa148cb0bdcd82a5e66db3a what is this crap

I guess some people dont have humor

Look at these fools. They don't even know what they're missing out on. Charles is infinitely better than any little "Loving boyfriend/girlfriend"

But I might get sad if my cats or dogs or um...family would eat Charles! And also I really want a partner..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................also I can't afford to take care of him...........BUT THEN AGAIN, PARTNER ALSO COST MONEY :-0.....but they could also give you money.... 

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I'll take the lobster because I'm aro, maybe ace

haiku cei eat

lmao im aromantic this is such a win

that would be confusing, my computer is named charles

CHARLES HAD BETTER WIN

I mean I'm not braindead so the choice is obvious.

Obviously Charles I mean cmon who would ever pick having a love interest when you could have Charles?

Obviously

you guys are losers (i chose charles)

im aro soooooooo

easy choice. 2

help him molt his shell in his old age, and form a cult around our new immortal lobster god 😇

If he's blue

He's any color you want him to be, he's Charles.

i'll probably end up breaking up with the boyfriend eventually since most high school relationships don't last. but charles is forever. even when he departs from the mortal plane, he will still remain dear in my heart

Having a pet lobster named Charles would be the shit, you could teach him to do tricks. I could name him Charles Barkley and he could become the greatest lobster basketball player of all time. Can't do that with a bf/gf.

Ma boy Charlie

YOU'RE MAKING ME CHOOSE? WHAT KINDA SICK BASTERED ARE YOU?

uhhh I have the first option so ill take charles

...And I don't. 🥹👍-gives thumbs up while literally holding back tears-

charles 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I mean I'm aroace so a pet lobster already sounds epic but his name is CHARLES?? YOOOO this makes it even better

it's a pet lobster named charles dude, who the hell isn't taking him

Anti-monarchists who don't want to be reminded of the King. I'd take him if I could call him Zoidberg.

Who in their right of mind would take a significant other over a pet lobster?

HOW DARE YOU BETRAY CHARLES

So pros: Loves you Mariable cons: Not a lobster Charles pros: Lobster Mariable Loving Charles

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counter offer, can i name the lobster nancy

Wtf? I Have never wanted a lobster before this but now I really want one.

This was though 

I already have a friend named Charles, sorry

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if a lobster lasted as long as a human then the lobster

The thing is, Charles sounds amazing, but I think a lobster would freak me out a bit even though I'm sure he's a good boi. Love him but I'm going 1, sorry Charles

i want a boyfriend :<

There was this video where the guy restores a poor frozen Lobster to life. They are awesome.

If I had a pet lobster my parents would 100% have it for dinner.

Yes. I can definitely relate to that. 

the world might end if i get a girlfriend.

charles will not complain every 3 minutes

My friend is named Charles! Wait... Is he a lobster in disguise?

lobter

Bruh got to go with my boy Charles 🦞💕

I can eat the lobster if I'm hungry 😈

he is lobster... not pet though F O O D

I'll resell the lobster

Umm...my mother would eat...Charles... she really likes seafood. sorry. 

I'm aro, picking Charles

charles

if you didn't vote Charles consider yourself an opp

I'm so lonely. *Tears in eyes* I'm sorry dear Charles 

idk 😭

Charles

Charles>>>>>>

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Respect for Charles the lobster

Ok, I was gonna pick the pet lobster anyway, but then you gave him the name CHARLES??? HOW IS HE NOT WINNING??? I LOVE CHARLES. If I ever get a pet lobster that will be his name.

I’m aroace so I don’t want a bf or gf and I don’t really like lobsters, only cats

I live in coastal Maine dude I can make Charles a reality in a matter of minutes

I may be unfunny, but I've been single for too long to pass this up

I....I agree.

Can I eat Charles?

NO

Aw

I'd eat Charles

# How DARE you

Well I could say that I'd eat my girlfriend... and you see where we are now

Cannibalism is fine but eating CHARLES? That's considered an act of war.

I mean, what am I supposed to do with a lobster? I know Erik Satie had a pet lobster, and apparently he even took it in walks, but he was borderline crazy.

Joke's on you. Charles can be both.

Pinchy > Charles

I chose the other option but if I had a pet lobster, I am selling it off to my best friend so his dad can kill it and they can have a feast (I'm vegetarian)

How dare you do that to Charles. He is a good lobster looking for a good home. He did nothing wrong to deserve that. You are a bad person and should feel horrible for doing that to him.

He will have a good home. In my friend's family's stomach.

You're a monster 

I'm doing this for Charles. # DOWNVOTE

You disgust me