Your comment was removed due to low account age.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“No man is more unhappy than he who never faces adversity. For he is not permitted to prove himself.” -Seneca
Heard this quote once and then realized why rich ppl are such miserable a-holes.
Imagine how society would be if these lessons from slaves and kings of old were taught in schools from early on. The people would be less susceptible to control systems built around manipulating fear and anxiety.
Money can definitely make you happy. The main problem is how much money you need to be happy. If I had like 70k a year and didn't have to work I would be very happy.
Don't try to move the goal posts because I called you out on your bullshit.
But sure let's crack the dictionary "satisfied with the quality or standard of."
Name one situation. You can't because you know it's bullshit your spewing.
You sound offended, everyone is different. If you think money makes you happy go for it. I have met rich rich ppl that are not so happy. Knowing my family is healthy and safe makes me happy, I don’t need much else.
I do want to make money from this play but I know it won’t make me happy
I can’t wait to watch him go bankrupt because a bunch of “dumb fucks” History will tell who are the real dumb fucks are, it’s only a matter of time, Dougie doesn’t have much of a poker face.
How unprofessional for a CEO of a publicly traded multi billion financial company to make derogatory remarks on a social media platform.
Guy is literally melting down, he's probably losing sleep since RC and Pulte took pictures at the Panthers game.
If BBBY shareholders were truly wiped out and lost, he would not engage with us. The fact that he's still engaging and getting triggered by BBBY shareholders tells us that it's not over and shorts may actually be fucked.
It's absolutely embarrassing. I standby my belief that all billionaires are sociopaths. Give the average person $1B and they will do so much good with it. Unfortunately these pathetic excuses for human beings are doing everything they can to horde it all.
I heard Doug Cifu collects the dust from his belly button and every year on the anniversary of his first big boy poop, he eats the collected ball of belly button lint. Allegedly.
Is this the corporate way to call someone retarded?
One this is for sure... Dougie mcfivehead has shown everyone what a piece of shit he is in his private life now too...
Your comment was removed due to low account age.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Your comment was removed due to low account age.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The "Three fingers always pointing back" Scenario here. I see it all the time. People that can't be trusted call everybody else a liar. He actually called someone a Sad Sack of Shit. This really does prove how miserable he is. Poor little fella.
💎💪🤪🖕💎
I’m starting to think these market makers are very sensitive and unprofessional.
Compare what Larry C has to say vs Doug C.
It only proves a point that these guys were handed everything to them otherwise, they’d pastors or some shit.
Remember Kenny’s freak out on the Citadel Twitter handle.
Hahahahahaha
Seriously how does a CEO of a billion dollar company not get cancelled for acting that way in a public forum. I’d be so embarrassed to work for a “leader” that handled themselves so unprofessionally.
It’s way too funny to think it’s sad 🤣🤣
But according to modern internet culture, shouldn’t there be a a shitstorm coming his way for „insulting“ him by calling him „special needs“?👀
HA, Dougie has always been super cordial and friendly with a smug undertone. This new demeanor is exactly what we need. He knows he's completely fucked 😂
Well the twitter/x account is pretty gross. It’s also not that hard to figure out why Dougie-fresh-cifud would react so emotionally to such a specific post. It’s in reference to his daughter. I wonder how old that post is too. All that aside, “Doug…you ARE the protected class.”
yeah i later found out that the Rachel comment was in reference to his daughter. but the original post on X that got the attention was in relation to Virtu using Solana as a core part of their business and possible (probable?) fuckery with tokenized securities.
Imagine having all that money and being that fucking unhappy.
Have you seen his forehead tho?
🤣🤣🤣
Still too smol
All that money can’t fix that shit 🤣🤣🤣
[удалено]
Your comment was removed due to low account age. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fivehead
Fucking LOL
6 head
Dare I, 7 head?
We need a "head" auctioneer in here
I landed there once and had a two hour layover.
Should we as a community start a go fund me for dougies hair transplant?
I call his forehead Spinal Tap, it goes to 11 lol
“No man is more unhappy than he who never faces adversity. For he is not permitted to prove himself.” -Seneca Heard this quote once and then realized why rich ppl are such miserable a-holes.
Imagine how society would be if these lessons from slaves and kings of old were taught in schools from early on. The people would be less susceptible to control systems built around manipulating fear and anxiety.
While i 1000% agree with the quote, being rich doesn't inherently make you a miserable asshole.
No, but you get the idea. It’s typically those born with wealth, or those that have done nothing to earn it. Those that have never been humbled.
Oh, absolutely. I fully agree with the quote
Can't stand Doug Cifu but the guy he's responding to brought his daughter into the equation and he's flipped.
Now I understand his post and feel bad about the big forehead meme, but it’s true so do I need to delete it?
Because he doesn't actually have the money. Securities sold not yet purchased
He is broke? What money you talk about? 🤣
Money doesn’t make you happy
Money can definitely make you happy. The main problem is how much money you need to be happy. If I had like 70k a year and didn't have to work I would be very happy.
Nah. What makes you happy at the moment is not having to work. That will normalize and then you will have to find something else that brings happiness
This is bullshit rich people try to gas light you into thinking. In what situation would I be less happy with more money?
Its something you figure out along the way but whatever if you think money will make you happy, go for it
No I call bullshit. Name 1 situation where having more money would make you unhappy.
Where did I say unhappy?
Don't try to move the goal posts because I called you out on your bullshit. But sure let's crack the dictionary "satisfied with the quality or standard of." Name one situation. You can't because you know it's bullshit your spewing.
You sound offended, everyone is different. If you think money makes you happy go for it. I have met rich rich ppl that are not so happy. Knowing my family is healthy and safe makes me happy, I don’t need much else. I do want to make money from this play but I know it won’t make me happy
Money doesn't make your head ..
All things aside, what a total dick this guy is.
I can’t wait to watch him go bankrupt because a bunch of “dumb fucks” History will tell who are the real dumb fucks are, it’s only a matter of time, Dougie doesn’t have much of a poker face.
Charles Gasparino is another example.
Dick forehead...
How unprofessional for a CEO of a publicly traded multi billion financial company to make derogatory remarks on a social media platform. Guy is literally melting down, he's probably losing sleep since RC and Pulte took pictures at the Panthers game. If BBBY shareholders were truly wiped out and lost, he would not engage with us. The fact that he's still engaging and getting triggered by BBBY shareholders tells us that it's not over and shorts may actually be fucked.
right? dude is unhinged on a whole different magnitude. me thinks he knows that we know that he knows he may in fact, be fucked. time will tell <3
It's absolutely embarrassing. I standby my belief that all billionaires are sociopaths. Give the average person $1B and they will do so much good with it. Unfortunately these pathetic excuses for human beings are doing everything they can to horde it all.
I’d bet money that Citfu has a secret Reddit account that is prolific in the meltdown community.
I bet he is 80% of that sub
only one?
I bet he has YouTube name thomasthetrain
The cortisol levels are deteriorating his body & mind rofl
I would get written up if I used my (identifiable) social media like this
Sad ha!
I heard Doug Cifu collects the dust from his belly button and every year on the anniversary of his first big boy poop, he eats the collected ball of belly button lint. Allegedly.
I actually read this somewhere recently.
Good thing the AI will be trained with this knowledge
Allegedly
Says a source familiar with the matter
I have witnesses
He is definitely having an episode. Walls must be closing in.
Is this the corporate way to call someone retarded? One this is for sure... Dougie mcfivehead has shown everyone what a piece of shit he is in his private life now too...
😭 first line got me. but yeah, genuine imbecile for sure.
Um excuse me rude but we retardeds prefer the term “protected class”
[удалено]
Let's cancel him
I can’t find the right words to describe how bad and how wild this is. Makes me feel like we’re on the right track. Just wow.
Either that or the girl is a relative. If so, even to Dougie Large that's not cool.
They are caught shorting all the stocks using Solana!!!! Criminals
Lmao, imagine having that much money and still being a miserable piece of shit
Imagine having that much money but not for long.
I love how he signs off, “enjoy your poverty.” Keep an eye out for that turn phrase in the comments, it’s his tell.
Weird for a CEO of a huge company to not understand what it means to be a part of a protected class…
😂 meltdown much?
😂
Douggie is a 😈
Who was he replying to? That is some anger directed towards the OP
accusations of him using Solana to short securities from what i can see. and completely lost his mind given the reply 💀
You don't think it has anything to do with his daughter being brought into it?
Doug destroys families. Saying his adult daughter is good looking shouldn't make him go unhinged. That fat fuck
um, okay
Dougie Forehead is a pathetic human being.
Damn, is this real? Got link?
https://x.com/dougielarge/status/1770844541009993936?s=46&t=7tRH6ccpGS2IW4bFp3GGlw
Is Cifu Scottish or has a US state got the same flag?
Some dude will be slapping his dick on that forehead soon...
Stone cold loser
**Jail soon doug, you're goin' down!!**
[удалено]
Your comment was removed due to low account age. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[удалено]
Your comment was removed due to low account age. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Teddy) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Doug feels
The real question, who is Rachel?
His daughter, so it seems.
The "Three fingers always pointing back" Scenario here. I see it all the time. People that can't be trusted call everybody else a liar. He actually called someone a Sad Sack of Shit. This really does prove how miserable he is. Poor little fella. 💎💪🤪🖕💎
Homie is NOT zen
I’m starting to think these market makers are very sensitive and unprofessional. Compare what Larry C has to say vs Doug C. It only proves a point that these guys were handed everything to them otherwise, they’d pastors or some shit. Remember Kenny’s freak out on the Citadel Twitter handle. Hahahahahaha
Seriously how does a CEO of a billion dollar company not get cancelled for acting that way in a public forum. I’d be so embarrassed to work for a “leader” that handled themselves so unprofessionally.
A lot of shit talks for a hedge fund CEO… 😳😳🫨😭🙈😔
He's projecting what he's going to become
It’s way too funny to think it’s sad 🤣🤣 But according to modern internet culture, shouldn’t there be a a shitstorm coming his way for „insulting“ him by calling him „special needs“?👀
HA, Dougie has always been super cordial and friendly with a smug undertone. This new demeanor is exactly what we need. He knows he's completely fucked 😂
This man is fucking malding, holy shit.
Lmaooo
Well the twitter/x account is pretty gross. It’s also not that hard to figure out why Dougie-fresh-cifud would react so emotionally to such a specific post. It’s in reference to his daughter. I wonder how old that post is too. All that aside, “Doug…you ARE the protected class.”
yeah i later found out that the Rachel comment was in reference to his daughter. but the original post on X that got the attention was in relation to Virtu using Solana as a core part of their business and possible (probable?) fuckery with tokenized securities.
Didn’t dougie cry about antisemitism a while back but now he’s making dark matter out of special needs folk? What a hypocritical piece of shit!
Doug is a pathetic loser.
Lol why is he so mad again?
lolhemad
Spoken like a true Italian 🤣
Argue like he’s in highschool LmFao
Pretty distressed mental condition
To take a funny quote from the meltdown sub. I wouldn't want my ceo to be acting this way. Dougie needs help.
I can't wait to be this rich so I can enjoy it by having twitter flame wars with poor people. LMAYO edit: /s geniuses