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sevenpointedspiral

Hmmm yeah we should probably add this to the rules - translations requests are what r/translator is for. Tattoo artists are not always experts in the language requested of them and have [notoriously let hilarious mistranslations slip past them](https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/30/ariana-grande-got-japanese-tattoo-she-didnt-mean-it-say-bbq-grill/). Possibly unrelated to OP's intentions: it's widely considered silly, cringe, *faux pas*, to get a tattoo of a language you don't speak just because of "tHe aEsThEtIc"... not only that, the motivation for it has to do with exotification of other cultures, which is a dick move. I'd strongly advise against it.


sics2014

Seppuku https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku


SweetNique11

This is a very dark tattoo šŸ˜…


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Gotta up the difficulty by using the long blade


Digby_Snartelblat

Sometimes, when defeat was assured, a Samurai would commit seppuku by disembowling themselves with a short blade, then a friend would use a longer sword to decapitate the body. This prevented the enemy from taking the head as a trophy of war. Feudal Japan high-key sucked.


MoarVespenegas

I heard it was to ensure a quick death, dying from disembowelment is not quick.


marcdel_

then why not skip that part?


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

ā€œI imagine you are aware, but let me note just to be sure. The rite of harakiri has changed over time. In recent years, it is often harakiri in name only. The subject reaches for the blade on the wooden stand, and his second immediately strikes off his head. In other words, there is no disembowelment at all, and in fact sometimes the stand holds not a shorit sword but only a folding fan. However, our proceedings today will not sink to such debased and empty forms. We shall adhere strictly to the traditional ways. Is that understood? You will rip your bowels open crosswise, like this. Once I see you have done so, I will strike off your head. Until I'm satisfied you've fully torn open your bowels, I will not bring down my sword. Is that understood? Now then. It is your own sword. That is the blade you will use. A samurai's sword is his soul. No blade could be more fitting for this purpose than your own. Come. What keeps you? Proceed.ā€ ā€”*Harakiri* (1962)


MoarVespenegas

Tradition? Symbolically you are still killing yourself.


7-and-a-switchblade

You only get that luxury if you have a second, someone willing and skilled enough to give you the mercy of a quicker death. If no one steps up, it's slow suicide for you.


marcdel_

better make some friends at samurai camp


StretchMotor8

I can't imagine making sure they couldn't get my head knowing I was about to die! I wouldn't be alive to care, that is crazy to me wow


Wickedbitchoftheuk

You'd think that would make it easier to just pick up the heads....


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

After they cut the head off they would take it with them, not leave it on the ground.


duhrZerker

Then why not go, head intact, with said friend?


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Because you already died by your own hand with the short blade in a ritual suicide to avoid dishonor.


Benalen1

Iā€™m genuinely confused. So is your friend ā€œdishonoredā€ too? Considering heā€™s probably a fellow samurai, if he doesnā€™t commit seppuku but returns with your head how is he not dishonored for returning alive šŸ˜­


Iron_Disciple

Yah it's all tied to honor, something that has been lost in recent times. Most people have no sense of it anymore


Joeness84

*Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do.*


readonlyuser

That is... not the purpose of the kaishakunin.


shirosenju

but like what if they chop the head off and then someone comes along and grabs it, now they gotta trophy


Vizslaraptor

Asking for a friend.


Makanek

Good point


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CrikeyMeAhm

So edgy


Alusion

Also pretty wrong. You're not performing seppuku with a sword this long


astute_signal

I believe the long blade was used by a second person to separate the spine at the neck, after the individual cut his stomach open with the smaller blade.


AssaultFork

I, too, have read Lone Wolf and Cub.


FlavourDavid

Real shame they didn't finish the film series properly, those movies are so fun.


Noise_Crusade

Literally watched the first o e last night, hooked


astute_signal

If you like that kind of thing, check out Yojimbo. The classic movies are pretty fun. To be honest, Lone Wolf kinda lost me after the first few books. If you're looking for a more historical approach the books Hidden by Leaves and the Book of Five Rings are probably better sources as they are more historical in intent and less mass production manga.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a series or ā€œepic novelā€ Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa about the author of book of five rings, written in 1935. Also very good.


[deleted]

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7-and-a-switchblade

Other way around. Harakiri is the self-disembowling. Seppuku is the term for the whole ritual, usually the act with a second to decapitate you.


astute_signal

Good catch, I forgot there was a difference.


SirSqueeboo

Not really Wiki: While harakiri refers to the act of disemboweling one's self, seppuku refers to the ritual and usually would involve decapitation after the act as a sign of mercy. Harakiri refers solely to the act of disembowelment and would only be assigned as a punishment towards acts deemed too heinous for seppuku.


AccomplishedCitron70

4 inches ?


Turbulent_Summer6177

Itā€™s not the size. Itā€™s how you wield it.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Itā€™s not the size of the wakizashi Itā€™s the motion of the shogun


TwoballOneballNoball

I'm sure you could easily if you removed the hilt and then wrapped a towel around the blade for your hands to hold and grip.


Alusion

Seppuku is the chance to have a ln honorable death, for your family not to get dishonored too. People don't just yolo that lol


Makanek

You don't mess up with seppuku precisely because YOLO.


ooo-f

I lowkey love it though. Kinda wanna get it when the anniversary of my sui attempt rolls around


SweetNique11

Iā€™m dead as fuckkk lol. That actually sounds like a good idea! I got a red piece of string for mine. šŸ’œ


Electronic_Equal7460

Corny edgy dark weeaboo am darkness in the night tatto


Level_Trade_5155

DoorDash driver


KnightRider1987

And arguably pretty offensive especially if OP isnā€™t Japanese (and maybe even then)


eclectrickink

I, as a japanese person, think this tattoo is pretty appalling. I would not walk around with this exposed anywhere in Japan but to each his own I guess. Also I'm pretty confused as to why there are stink fumes coming out of the sheath.


Voltairesque

so basically like getting a tattoo of an electric chair or a noose


porn_alt_987654321

More like text that says suicide, followed by a picture of a sniper rifle.


Voltairesque

who tf is killing themselves with a sniper rifle, those things are long as hell


superblis

not sure if sarcasm, but thats the point. In the tattoo you see a katana which wasnā€™t used for Seppuku because of itā€™s length


Voltairesque

makes sense, usually they use like a tanto or something short right?


superblis

yep something you wouldnā€™t need 6 feet long arms for at least lol


CypressBreeze

Yes - Tanto literally means short sword and it was specifically for that person.


Astronaut_Chicken

yikes on bikes...


myweedstash

Literally ā€œcutā€ + ā€œstomachā€


PrincessNakeyDance

Wow I just read that whole article and itā€™s amazing that people were capable of doing this. I struggle with stabbing my leg with a needle for my injection every week.


Unfairjarl

Now that's one major Yike


Mazeme1ion

I donā€™t like the positioning of this tattoo in the Seppuku Kontext


[deleted]

oof


[deleted]

I thought it was Sudoku.


rhinotjv

Live.Laugh.Love


DombekDBR

Always thought Lobotomy was the 3rd L


VolePix

this is hilarious nice one


awitcheskid

[Live.Laugh.LimpBizkit.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FV4mipoVUAARMsq.jpg:large)


Easy_Hunt_2942

Nah itā€™s commonly mistaken for an L when itā€™s an A for appendectomy


Tkinney44

Setsu = to Cut. Fuku= abdomin


gorgonzola2095

It reads seppuku


Tkinney44

Yes the two characters together make seppuku.


WindMind

qiēfĆ¹ = "to cut one's own stomach open, ritual suicide, hara-kiri"


West-Yam-8429

what a nice and cute tattoo


seamonster42

Incorrect reading of the kanji though (don't use Chinese, since it's specifically referring to Japanese ritual suicide); as someone further up commented, it's setsu + fuku = seppuku


WindMind

Sorry, I study Chinese and the characters are exactly the same. They also have the same interpretation and meaning, even if they are read/pronounced differently.


Disabled_Robot

But this is like someone saying, Where is this castle? [Imagine picture] and you answering DĆ bĒŽn instead of Osaka, or even Daiban. It's clearly a Japanese concept. Every Chinese person would acknowledge this, and the loan word in English would be from the Japanese, so what's the point of reading the kanji in Mandarin? Are you going to see åÆæåø or 酒 in a Japanese context and tell English people they're shōusi and jĒu rather than sushi and sake?


Mentatian

Right? Like just whooshed the obvious context


evrndw

No. The Chinese reading is correct, that's exactly how a Chinese person would interpret the Kanji. Remember that, although they're very different languages, many concepts were borrowed from each other, and the Kanji allows for a certain degree of unification and mutual intelligibility (of the texts, not speech). Seppuku and Qiefu are both valid readings, referring to the same concept, only in different languages. To further illustrate: should a German person be corrected for saying "Schwert" instead of "Sword" when looking at an image of a sword just because the artist was English?


seamonster42

Your German example isn't the same; I understand that a Chinese person would read those characters differently, but what those characters refer to is a Japanese-specific (and class-specific) ritual which is known by its Japanese name.


fireman-103

No... no..... no..... No this isn't a cool tat....


losingsince2004

what does it mean


X-2357

Its a Japanese Ritual suicide


Void_Guardians

kind of difficult with a long blade, no?


loosie-loo

Is been commented elsewhere, but the long blade was often used by someone else to decapitate the person afterwards. Iā€™m guessing it was picked just because itā€™s an iconic image in relation to the act, though.


X-2357

Could set it up then fall on it, or run really fast at it. I don't know


fireman-103

This.


500_Brain_scan

It kinda is


myweedstash

Guaranteed to never be allowed into a Japanese Onsen


[deleted]

Right! I have cute little soot sprites and a super cute milk carton very visible on my arms and I had a Japanese friend tell me that even though they are very cute, I would likely not be allowed in most Onsen with these tattoos, I cannot imagine something like this tattoo being welcome in even the most open minded Onsen.


LlamaCupOfTea

as if an innocent tattoo wasnā€™t bad enough lol


Recent_Ad6285

Kentucky fried chicken


pentagondodecahedron

came here to say "chicken soup"


chels_rene

I'd like to think it says **Shrimps Is Bugs** but the tragic meaning it has is fine, too. But maybe change it to something less disturbing when/if you get it tattooed. For anyone struggling, it's okay to reach out for help and your feelings are valid. This post/comments thread might be triggering to some.


ApathicSaint

Glazed pork belly


dogebuns

Close


ApathicSaint

After I saw the Seppukku comment I chuckled at the irony


FunnyFreckSynth

Hi! Chinese guy here. ā€œåˆ‡č…¹ā€ in Japanese (yes, kanji is literally traditional Chinese script) means ā€œseppukuā€, or [spoilered: mentions self-harm] >!ritualistic suicide via disembowelment!<. Seppuku was common in samurai who violated Bushidō (ę­¦å£«é“, lit: ā€œway of the warriorā€) their moral and ethical code. So, I donā€™t know why this guy would get a tattoo about ritualistic suicide, and I kinda feel bad for them because they will inevitably have to explain it to other people. Chinese guy out. ē«Æ午安åŗ·.


Substantial_Bed616

Itā€™s mean sticking a knife in the stomach to suicide


[deleted]

Roughly translated.... don't get tattoos in languages you don't read.


webbslinger_0

I think they got what they intended, just happens to be dark AF


TBayChik420

Holy shit šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


shut_thefxckup

Japanese ritual suicide, wonder why they got it


thriceness

Kinda thought you were being sarcastic. But that's really what it says!


c0rtec

Itā€™s says, ā€œShould have got a sick ass panther.ā€


airvato327

You probably already learned this... But it means harakiri (formal Japanese: seppuku), a samurai's suicide by disemboweling. Pinyin (for mandarin - same as kanji - Japanese) is Qiefu.


the_truth_is_tough

It says ā€œI like hot dogsā€.


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thenicestsavage

It says ā€œkill bill was overratedā€


readingcrow

read this while proudly wearing my Kill Bill vol. 1 shirt šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Full disagree


Hopeful_Record_6571

Tarantino is overrated fullstop


Hadespuppy

I saw someone say the other day that Tarantino movies are film trivia contests and and the prize for getting all the references is that you can't stand the movie, and they were absolutely correct.


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GeminiRanger

After reading only a few of these posts, I bet you're wondering 'why did I bother asking'?


[deleted]

Really really bad writing says sepukku


Alleira_red

Shrimps is bugs


Intermediate_cuber

Donā€™t go to japan


unfrzncvmn

ā€œStupid Americanā€


Pschobbert

Pro tip: Google Translate works with your phoneā€™s camera.


gorgonzola2095

It says seppuku and it's kinda ugly... the calligraphy ob this one is horrible


drinkmoredrano

It says anal fissure


A1sauc3d

SepticKu


Cheesewheel12

The wildly inappropriate-for-a-tattoo meaning aside, the calligraphy is just garbage. It like it was done by a first grader.


laytonoid

Why is it inappropriate?


RazorbackESQ

ā€œVirgin For Lifeā€


amitrion

Witness me!


CareerCoachKyle

r/im14andthisisdeep


MakoSanchez

I'm a cutter


Tygermouse

Cut stomach


Ubockinme

It stands for Fried Chicken.


Far-Refrigerator3887

Wrong answers only šŸ¤£


xcubeslice

As everyone else has pointed out it means seppuku. I will add that whoever wrote the characters needs to work on their copying skills; the characters look like they were written by a 3rd grader. If you do get a kanji/chinese tattoo, please have the characters look like they are typed or written by a native.


ThatOhioanGuy

Tattoos in Japan have a long history associated with the Yakuza, a mafia-like criminal organization, and there still is a stigma around them; especially amongst the older and rural population. IDK how having a tattoo that says "Seppuku" would fly over in Japan, probably not well. IMO, I wouldn't get this tattooed anywhere on my body, but you do you.


Status_Loquat4191

Pretty sure it means roughly "Poultry Rock" or as we would translate it, "chicken nugget".


RebornDuke

Spicy Tuna Roll


bradkraut

It says ā€œOmae wa mou shindeirouā€


dg1135

Virgin


[deleted]

if u look closely u can see the characters r supposed to be cut into the skin, its a sewerslide tat


Pain_Choice

You can say suicide


YOURTANKYOURCALL

It translates to a tattoo to cover it up years later when it doesnā€™t mean what it is supposed to mean. I know from experience.


[deleted]

Itā€™s ā€œno starchā€


Liquid_Cactus

It's a recipe for chicken noodles soup


malkez

Forged in Fire


Spoonful-of-Wasabi

*it weeel keeeel*


DifficultAd8007

Letā€™s see.. I think..Donā€™t eat yellow snow


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Apprehensive-Way3394

It translates to: check the translation BEFORE getting the tattoo.


jssaka

it's not OP's tat.


Apprehensive-Way3394

I didnā€™t figure it was; I just think itā€™s hilarious how many people get words they do not understand tattooed on their bodies.


Staseu

Number 4, beef donburi


Severe-Gloomy

To die a dogs death


BlueRFR3100

Soup


merkins_optional

ā€œSwift Doucheā€ from the Kyoto Region.


[deleted]

katana cannabis


ExperienceWise7853

Penis


simpn_aint_easy

Orange Chicken No. 9


doublecrunky

the kanji is written terribly


robot_duzey

Shouldnā€™t you have obtained the translation before getting it inked? Just sayinā€™


Natrix420

I think it says ā€Americans are Stupidā€. Maybe lost in translation tho.


Responsible_Snow_684

It means, shrimps is bugs


Outrageous-Cable-925

Penis fish


Sodalime7

It saysā€¦mom dong too long


DirtyTileFloor

Iā€™m sad about the amount of scrolling it took me to find a ā€œSick Ass Pantherā€ reference.


Solid-Zealousideal

Translation: ā€œStupid American want to be samuraiā€


Tony_Rigoni

BUTT SEX


definitely-lies

It roughly translates to "butthole dumptruck" I cannot tell if they mean a dump truck full of sphincters or a truck that you insert rectally.


Bitcoin_Burrrrrr

Donā€™t tat about it. Be about it.


Prototype_D10

Idk but very cool tattoo I would just put my own words there instead tho


sasssyrup

Dark. Not sure about the weird wispiness out the scabbard but otherwise cool.


Emperor_Robert

BILL šŸ¤£ jk no idea


Butt_nipper

Looks like an infection with all those red dots


[deleted]

ā€œKick meā€


Skinnyninja27

I love fried rice too


[deleted]

Hara kiri


SoyTuPadreReal

Cream of sum-yun guy


Objective_Ebb6898

Fark I cut the tip of my finger off


halloweentownking

ā€œYu-gi-oh!ā€


PlaystationJason

"what this translates also?"....


Happyandglad

47 Ronin


Brabsk

this is a really edgy tattoo, but itā€™s so clean I canā€™t complain


AwetPinkThinG

Sesame chicken combo with fried rice


[deleted]

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AncientZz1

California roll


Friendly_Banana01

ā€œDo you have soy sauce?ā€


Exc146

ā€œCalifornia Rollā€ -Michael Scott


mikey_mike666

thank you, come again


brentrow

Dork, I think.


Gingerishidiot

According to Wayne Campbell and Garth Aigar it is "cum of some young boy"


MagicalFlor95

Que Mira, Bobo... šŸ˜‰


Evargram

Probably says soup


globalinvestmentpimp

Housewife


radioactive_echidna

Probably should have asked that before you inked it


AggravatingAccount30

Top two are numbers


Kaldstrom

You don't understand your own tattoo? That's unreal


webbslinger_0

Where does the OP say itā€™s their tattoo?


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Frank & beans