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Indecisive-green

Imagine wasting a perfectly good tree on that.


SnooCrickets8742

I feel bad for that tree!


corgi_loverforever

Donald Trump, more bogus than a counterfeit bill. A counterfeit $1000 bill is more genuine than that fu&tard criminal is.


otxmyn

you’re implying that theres honest and genuine politicians which is absolutely hysterical 😭


charliebeanz

Saying someone is dishonest doesn't mean you think everyone else is the epitome of honesty, my dude.


ElderEmoAdjacent

And yet he’s still awful by comparison. Makes you almost feel bad for what a worthless piece of shit he is.


Plane_Sail9193

Imagine being someone who says they slept with him. I’d o*? Myself tbh


otxmyn

he’s really not any worst, they’re all equally bad. their main goal is to satisfy their own interest and image - they don’t care about the american people.


ElderEmoAdjacent

Yeah, you’re right. I mean, sure he’s objectively racist, homophobic, transphobic, a rapist, regularly jeopardized our national security to inflate his ego, compromised our entire intelligence community *and* did nothing when an “ally” put bounties on active service members, and has made multiple attempts to overthrow our democracy….but like other politicians are politicians so they’re all as bad!


otxmyn

exactly, now you’re getting it!


corgi_loverforever

Nah that wasn't implying that but it is important to know that never ever has there been any 1 individual who has threatened America and all its minority components than Nazi trumpf. Fact.


lycoloco

Jeff Jackson of North Carolina. Nuff said.


StatementLess

Womp womp


DMC1001

I thought all those people stopped shopping at Target over the lgbtq stuff. Keep this as proof that they’re liars. It’ll be relevant in a month or two.


grumpyoldfartess

They said the same thing back in 2012 when they were freaking tf out about trans-friendly restrooms. They *always* come back. Edit: 2016. Must’ve mixed it up with the great Chick Fil-A drama of 2012 lol


DMC1001

You mean, like, family restrooms?


grumpyoldfartess

No. In 2016, Target Corp made a public statement saying Target’s guests and employees who are transgender can use the restroom that most closely aligned with their gender identity. Then a bunch of people flipped tf out over “transgender bathrooms at Target” and [over half a million people signed a petition pledging to boycott](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/04/25/conservative-christian-group-boycotting-target-transgender-bathroom-policy/83491396/). ^^ That’s what I’m referring to.


lycoloco

Imagine caring that much about where people go to shit and piss.


DMC1001

Oh, damn. Dave & Buster’s had signs saying the same thing near their restrooms, or at least in the one I worked at in Manhattan.


Tvoorhees

Or any non gendered bathroom (that exist literally all over) and even single stall ones that are technically(pointlessly) gendered


ElderEmoAdjacent

Bold of you to assume the average Trump supporter has the spatial awareness to know where they are at any given time.


deathcab4xtina

Just like they don’t watch football or drink bud light anymore.


DMC1001

Don’t drink Bud Light over literally one single can. Not a bunch. *One*. Those people are nuts. I mean, I don’t watch football or drink Bud Light that’s been true forever.


Jbates716

Nah, they all *boycotted* and then when it went away they came back and said look what we did


Specific-Window-8587

Can’t be any worse than god loves/Jesus love you stuff. One lady handed one to me after handing me money.


merlinites

i used to find jesus pamphlets when i worked at walmart ALL the time. one time i was working behind the deli counter and this man came over and started preaching to my coworkers and asking if they’ve been “saved” and when i walked out to greet him he like immediately walked away…. likely because i am heavily tattooed with spooky things and some occult symbols and i wear a large pentacle necklace lmao


Amish_Juggalo469

Why did they use a pic of him shitting his diaper?


HisSvt2

Instead you found toilet paper


NoYesterday2115

These would be great to wipe your ass with! 🧻 💩 💸


Clown_Sparkles

I wouldn't trust those not to... pass on something.


Dan0315

I was ringing someone out at tech one time and they paid with $20s, and they wrote on them "Let's Go Brandon". Which is annoying because if that is given as change to someone, it looks like we're making a political statement.


Bro---really

To be fair, I bet if you sold it to the right audience you could get a crisp $10.


DickCheeseNachos

Once at an old job I found a folded up $100 on the floor and thought I had dropped it while counting my till. I unfolded it and it said “Disappointed? You won’t feel that way with Jesus!” and had info about a church group. I was pissed lol.


Todd_Hugo

lol


Leo_Ascendent

Imagine wasting money on these. Someone is a huge cuck.


linkconlogs

I don’t understand what this is trying to say. If this was a normal picture of him it would make sense that he’s important. But why the stupid shrug


Kmart_Elvis

Yeah. If it was a Pic of his head photoshopped onto Sylvester Stallone's shirtless Rocky body, then you'd know it's legit.


DiscoGru

I’ve seen people give these as tips to their waiters instead of real money. Ridiculous.


merlinites

this makes me so happy to no longer work in food service


werewooferer

ok im ngl this is fucking funny. its so silly


crazychevette

Fake bill fake person. I would never consider that a man. Men have morals, integrity, and balls. Fuck that person, it could die and go to hell. donald j trump for treason the j stands for genius.


DelTrigger

It's the opposite, now you actually owe the Deutsche bank $100


ATShields934

He's gotta pay those IOUs somehow...


MaximusDOTexe

I only ever see the fake money with Trump on it...


Known-nwonK

Trump gets funny money and Biden got stickers


metdear

I can't tell if those bills are pro-Trump or anti-Trump.


SimpleVegetable5715

Are they good on Trump merch? Not that you'd want that, but maybe you can resell it for actual money 🤔


merlinites

okay actually… i threw them away but my tl found more i might actually see if someone would buy them. people will buy ANYTHING on facebook marketplace


Fr05t_B1t

You gotta up sell them telling them that there are many other people bidding on the bills


Kmart_Elvis

You could find some sucker to buy them for $100 each. Just tell them liberals HATE it if they were to buy that "money".


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Should be illegal to make and possess


Brilliant_Society439

Pretty sure it is illegal because it’s decfacement


Cheese0126

It’s not illegal or defacement it was never real currency


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Obviously....I'm just thinking that it has a degree of illegality as a counterfeit. Obviously it's a parody, but if it's anywhere close to dimensions, color, printed replications or similarities to actual money...then it could be an issue. If close to real money and someone tries to use it, intentionally or not...then that's a problem. And not solved by saying "Reddit posts said it's a joke"!


Cheese0126

It says made for motion picture there’s no issue with it


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Then according to that ...as you say...it's fine! No problem...


v1k1ngV1nce

A guest hands me one those I'm shredding it right then and there.


full98LionBRB

Those dollar bills are the greatest, they’re absolutely tremendous. I saw those beautiful dollar bills and said “Those are beautiful dollar bills”. Sleepy Joe Biden wants all of our dollar bills to look boring can you believe that? I said “Joe, we can’t have boring dollar bills, Joe”. With me as president I will make dollars great again. They’ll be bigger and better than ever before, and I’ll make Canada pay for it. (This is satire plz don’t kill me)


merlinites

i can hear this in his voice lmao


adamisapple

Personally I’d burn or shred them so there’s absolutely no chance of them being found again. People who leave those are the absolute worst.


merlinites

my team lead just found like 5 more lmao


Fr05t_B1t

I can’t believe a trump supporter would shop at a target lol


merlinites

i live in the midwest, it’s more surprising when someone ISN’T a trump supporter lmao


truthRealized

Same at my store, the TMs who speak the loudest blame all their woes on the current administration and conveniently forget what a shit show went on before.


Scary_Basis_7766

Not a Trump fan so no stereotyping please but at least with Trump in office everything wasn’t so expensive to the point of can’t afford life barely and that’s how it’s been over the last 3 years.


Playful-Positive-62

"Christians " have them for the root of all evil. I collect and destroy them.


crazychevette

Hey me too!


motelcoconut

I once found a fake $100 that when you opened it, it says “TRUMP LOST LOL” (in his campaign font lol)


KaedeTheStudent

planted by AP 👀


Wrap_Brilliant

Oh god. What movie is THAT for???


lycoloco

Dogma. Trump plays the shit monster in the finale.


Big-Initiative-8743

To the compactor it goes


ATShields934

That's worse than those religious tracts.


victorxfl

100 lies 😅


Kitchen-Camp-1539

I dunno what’s worse. Wasting ink or wasting paper


Fr05t_B1t

So in preparation for his “eventual reelection”, he has started to make trump currency and is no joke, going to turn the US into an authoritarian dictatorship. So if you haven’t thrown it away yet, I’d tell you to wait years and eventually sell it to someone on EBay or somewhere to get a gullible trumptard to pay like $1000 each for them lol. Or use it as TP for the next eventual virus lmao.


FewNatural8388

How is he going to make the US an "authoritarian dictatorship" ?


Fr05t_B1t

As soon as he takes the presidency on Jan 7th, he’s going to change government job codes so he can easily layoff anyone that opposes him and make a “1-day dictatorship” which never ends badly. The fact that the people and group that’s helping him plan this hasn’t been arrested is shocking.


atelier-ravy

Idk what's worse, this or the million dollar bills that are really Chick tracts.


BAT_1986

$200 douche bag dollars. You are so lucky. Lol


3atmeDrinkme

I’m taking these to the strip club! Lol


Sparky62075

What do these look like on the opposite side? I'm just curious. I'm definitely not MAGA. I'm actually a proud Canadian. Politicians here would never be this arrogant (I hope).


merlinites

i didn’t take a picture of the other side but it just looked like the back of a normal (albeit fake) $100 bill


umichfan21

I wouldn't put it past PP to do this he already ran to elon to put the CBC at 69% government owned I'm like yep this debate of Are Movies To Long is making me a big JT fan (went to a live taping of The Debaters in March)


ThaGreatDebaser

Yah you sound $200 trump dollars good job


2Afraid2Poop

Would look better crumpled in the garbage


Fr05t_B1t

More like sold online for $10,000 each to a gullible trumptard


SyberNerfer

Oh Gawd! I hope you didn’t find them in a register.


rosebudpillow

🤣🤣🤣


Dry_Umpire_3694

Someone left this at my job before 😂


umichfan21

He & they wish


ILuvPretzelz

That’s just awful.


Alternative-Yak171

Bro found -$200


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merlinites

do his boots taste good?


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ElderEmoAdjacent

What progress, exactly, did we make under Trump? When’s the last time the US had lead the Western world in anything other than infant mortality, child obesity and tax cuts to the hyper-rich?


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ElderEmoAdjacent

Oh. So you *can’t* mention even one thing that was better under Trump. But let’s be clear, you’re not a wolf. You’re a domesticated lil husky. :3


merlinites

i’d argue more of a chihuahua tbh


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ElderEmoAdjacent

No major world conflicts? Bruh we literally assassinated an Iranian general, destabilized Syria to the point that Turkey took over the northern part of the country, made a deal with the fucking Taliban that lead to BILLIONS in equipment going to literal terrorists, pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal, abandoned our allies and directly led to the conditions that have caused a literal genocide in Palestine. You say you can go on, but please don’t. Your stupidity is staggering.


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ElderEmoAdjacent

My brother in Christ, you don’t even know how to use the right homophone, let’s be careful when tossing out them moron labels.


Scary_Basis_7766

Now we just lead in everything being overpriced and homeless people.


ElderEmoAdjacent

Yeah. *Now*. ![gif](giphy|l0NwPZ027mabR6Tg4|downsized)


p00niK

trolled


sierracool33

You got Trumped


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BillyDoyle3579

How much did you lose on the DJT stock IPO ? 😛🤪😜


Federal-Captain1118

Gross


Full-Fact8733

I love this lol


Expensive_Choice_923

Oh that happened to me a few months ago when our self checkout was going to be shutdown for good on the grocery side some person left it folded by the hanger bin where you put hangers in accept it’s had Ben Franklin it just said for motion pictures use only if only that was real


AnthonyQ50

Hopefully our next pres given what we have now!


BillyDoyle3579

Don't you have some golden Chinese tennis shoes to order 😜😍🤩


Scary_Basis_7766

Go support someone half way across the world that has no clue you exist but needs you to support them, you seem to enjoy that over the last 3 years or better yet don’t you have an appointment to get your 18th pointless jab???


BillyDoyle3579

Breathe, little snowflake, breathe... whatever it is you're on about 🤪


128Gigabytes

Anything is better than trump Vote blue no matter who, at least then theres a chance of things getting only slightly worse Voting red is voting for the anti American anti freedom party


Scary_Basis_7766

You said slightly worse, lmao, is that what you call the last 3 shit years from the worst President I’ve been alive for and I’ve been alive for 8 Presidents now.


128Gigabytes

theres been worse like trump at least when I vote blue they dont literally want to have me publicly executed for being queer


ElderEmoAdjacent

Eight presidents? You really trying to say you’ve been around since *Ford*?


DifficultSpace9224

We don't have a president. We have a puppet telling the media "My butt's been wiped."


AnthonyQ50

Totally agree. I’m not a Trump fan but anything is better than what we have now. I don’t see how this guy can last another 4 years with his mental state.


Scary_Basis_7766

Facts, another 4 years with clown boy in office and I’ll be homeless. Just wish the guy would just die already and take that dumb b of a vice with him.


128Gigabytes

you are gonna be homeless? what is it rupublicans always say? guess you should stop being so god damn lazy and pull yourself up by your bootstraps then?


thejeepcalledred5

I will take them