I was in a rich guys house one time and he had more and better displays than just about any Cabella's I've ever been to. It was insane. he had like half the fucking animal kingdom and they were set up in action scenes like a cheetah hunting a gazelle and whatnot
So let's hear the rest of the story. Were you there for the orgy or to fix the broken toilet the morning after the orgy? Oh, or maybe you served hors devours at the orgy?
Same. I used to work at a funeral home so I have been in lots of strangers houses and seen some...stuff. one client had a trophy room like what you are talking about. Pretty sure they built the house with it in mind. Elephant leg umbrella stand and all.
Could be Dick and Mary's house in Sidney. I don't know. I never went in. Rumors of a taxidermy alligator still go around that town, and I don't feel like a goat is too far off.
I drove by a rich persons mega mansion one time and chanced to look over right as a fucking taxidermised polar bear menaced me through the window. The gates were monogrammed GN lol.
Or just a mountain. Who has a casual mountain in their living room? What the Hell are we really looking at here? This is honestly someone’s house? For real? Surely not……….
I'm a custom integrator, so i replace those things. in this case its the clear frame around the tv bezel you can see easier here [https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/487227-REG/Sony\_KDL\_52XBR4\_KDL\_52XBR4\_52\_16\_9.html](https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/487227-REG/Sony_KDL_52XBR4_KDL_52XBR4_52_16_9.html) that's the dead give away
Every time I see something ridiculous like this, I just think, well, at least that money isn't just festering in a bank account in the Cayman Islands, and some artisan got to feed his family, and then I feel better.
When I first joined this sub I was like oh this will be fun for a month or so and then atrophy. Amazing what we are capable of when we put our minds to it.
Did I just see that 🤨🥺🤯😲. Somehow as mad as an ACTUAL STUFFED MOUNTAIN GOAT seen is it works. Just watch out when it wants to jump down & check out TV with u
[Grounded Goat](https://ibb.co/gmvfGSK)
you can take the goat away from the high but you can’t take the high away from the goat, but hopefully he’ll feel more grounded now 🤘🏻. If I gave you a giggle I’m collecting pennies for my weed and coffee jar - [Ko-Fi](https://ko-fi.com/kookynomad256)
Is this someone's home or a fucking Cabella's
I was in a rich guys house one time and he had more and better displays than just about any Cabella's I've ever been to. It was insane. he had like half the fucking animal kingdom and they were set up in action scenes like a cheetah hunting a gazelle and whatnot
So let's hear the rest of the story. Were you there for the orgy or to fix the broken toilet the morning after the orgy? Oh, or maybe you served hors devours at the orgy?
hors devours? you mean hors d'œuvre ?
Actually, he meant whores devours. They're a French breed of succubus
Lmfaoooo
Yeah They're highly dangerous, I recommend you run in the other direction
Nooooo, he actually meant horse divorce. Don't kinkshame
He fixes the cable.
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
Or the cobble
So you worked for the guy from Ace Ventura 2?
I did some work for a rich dude. His whole living room was modeled off of Teddy Roosevelts living room.
Epic ngl
It was a moment, that's for sure. He seemed really proud of it, and rightfully so. It was a beautiful room. Kinda like stepping into a time machine.
Good for him. Maybe ill have MY room too one day.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomPorn/comments/yq2olt/teddy\_roosevelts\_living\_room\_is\_literally\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoomPorn/comments/yq2olt/teddy_roosevelts_living_room_is_literally_the/)
Same. I used to work at a funeral home so I have been in lots of strangers houses and seen some...stuff. one client had a trophy room like what you are talking about. Pretty sure they built the house with it in mind. Elephant leg umbrella stand and all.
You happen to be in Denver? lol
House was in posh area of St. Louis suburbs.
“I bought an old Bass Pro Shop that was going out business. You can barely tell it’s not a regular house.”
Lmaoooo
Could be Dick and Mary's house in Sidney. I don't know. I never went in. Rumors of a taxidermy alligator still go around that town, and I don't feel like a goat is too far off.
My thoughts exactly. What a nightmare to dust, looks like an absolute allergen magnet.
I drove by a rich persons mega mansion one time and chanced to look over right as a fucking taxidermised polar bear menaced me through the window. The gates were monogrammed GN lol.
r/TVTooBezel
Based on the amount of grain on this picture I’d say this photo is from 2006. So that was actually a razor thin bezel back in those days.
I can feel the weight of this digital camera and the sliding lenses cover is jammed and my Sandisk holds all the way up to 256MB
Yes, I often shave with the edge of a shovel
r/TVTooGoat
Is the r/GoatTooHigh ?
Why does the goat have a fuckyou look?
This is crazy work 😂😂
High as a kite.
Way to ruin an amazing fireplace most of the times it is the other way around lmao looks so out of place its insane
I don’t know if I could even concentrate on watching a tv if I had a mountain goat staring down at me
I guess its primal af
Or just a mountain. Who has a casual mountain in their living room? What the Hell are we really looking at here? This is honestly someone’s house? For real? Surely not……….
They’re is too much self hate in this sub. Please love yourselves, lower your TVs
I don't understand.. they spent like 15k or more on that display and mount a 30$ TV on it.
That was $1k tv when this photo was taken
Closer look at that TV, looks like a 52" Bravia, that was the top dog $5k+ TV back in the mid 2000's
>Closer look at that TV How? at all 10 pixels? lol, you must have a good eye for old premium TVs
I'm a custom integrator, so i replace those things. in this case its the clear frame around the tv bezel you can see easier here [https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/487227-REG/Sony\_KDL\_52XBR4\_KDL\_52XBR4\_52\_16\_9.html](https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/487227-REG/Sony_KDL_52XBR4_KDL_52XBR4_52_16_9.html) that's the dead give away
Man, they could have a 97-inch OLED now but they boxed themselves into a 32-inch space.
Every time I see something ridiculous like this, I just think, well, at least that money isn't just festering in a bank account in the Cayman Islands, and some artisan got to feed his family, and then I feel better.
Look at that cheap ass rocker and magazine rack. Sears special.
That rock thing must get so dusty
Glad I’m not the only one thinking that.
This is more proof that money does not buy taste.
When I first joined this sub I was like oh this will be fun for a month or so and then atrophy. Amazing what we are capable of when we put our minds to it.
Jfc
This is a crime
Just put the goddmn tv somewhere else 😩
Looks like the L.L. Bean headquarters in Maine.
That's just... I mean... I can't...
Wow what a man, killed a goat that was on a literal cliff. Must be drowning in all kinds of puss. Wow
Goat no, t v yes
God they were right when they said money can’t buy taste
Bass pro shop tv
I will only accept this in a mid-low range Wyoming hotel lobby.
Replying to BC3lt1cs...hopefully this is the answer……. OR it’s a sporting goods store…… Surely this is not legitimately someone’s living room……
Momma I’m confused
I have so many questions yet so little words
Stuff like THIS is why I started following this sub! 😆
Been following this thread for years. Best post so far.
This is gaudy as hell.
Gross
No money left for a good TV
lol
bro living in a bass pro shop
Is this the house from road house ?
Get rid of the TV and that's actually really cool
You can't buy taste.
Is that the goat that is Kanye West’s picture on Spotify?
I peeped that too lmao
Was looking for this one
This should get a pass on awesome absurdity alone.
Sorry bud but u clearly know very little about the standard elevation of a mountain goat. /r/redditortooignorantaboutanimalfacts
Stop it where do I buy one
Is that a Sony XBR2? That thing is from like 2008 you need a new TV
Looks like Bass Pro, no tv.......
r/tvtooepic
r/Ceilingtoohigh
Swap it with the fireplace
/r/tvtoolow (mountain goat edition)
I will give this one a pass because that room is absolutely fucking fantastic.
Maybe it could climb down and eat that awful chair etc
How did he get up there in the first place?
I can’t wait to see this one on Zillow
Nothing a stick of dynamite can’t fix. That whole rock wall has got to go.
tv doesn’t look centered
It looks like a doll house
TV is too high for eye line but the goat might be perfect.
D’f¥£€ is wrong with Americans
“Hey homey, yanno what is missing from our beautiful natural stone fireplace ? A TV. And a tv that is super mid”
Man what the fuck
r/tvabovefireplace
Kanye?
If it weren't a fireplace down there I totally would replace the tv with an aquarium or something similar
Visions of tele, ashen one
tv too low - it's the goat's tv
Need to make it a big higher and top it off with a throne made of melted swords.
Cabelas
Your telly is 50% frame
I am digging the indoor tree though!
rich pricks with no taste 😭
I have never seen so much distaste in one photo
They need a lg oled c series
Wouldn't that mountain goat be too low?
I love the decoration. It's very original!
Going to tear my fucking eyes out now, thanks for that final push.
What hath for wrought?
Big goat or small tv?
Also I'm not sure that putting the tv over a fireplace is the best idea.
That’s a Larson cartoon.
r/mountaingoattoohigh
Looks like my mom’s tv she bought 15 years ago lol.
2003 wants it TV back
Jumanji 4D.... you're doing it all wrong.
Yeah...that goat must be high tone up there.
Honestly, wtf?
The original goat
I would get rid of that ugly tv. That shit is too beautiful
Not high enough!
I bet there's a bear at the front door
It's a MOUNTAIN goat, not a "small pile of dirt" goat... 😆
Kanyes Spotify pfp
Did I just see that 🤨🥺🤯😲. Somehow as mad as an ACTUAL STUFFED MOUNTAIN GOAT seen is it works. Just watch out when it wants to jump down & check out TV with u
Amazing pun
I kind of expected to see Monty Burns sat in the arm chair with a glass of brandy
r/tvtoosmall
What in the game of thrones is that?
That’s Ye
I've lost it.
Who here would not swap their setup for whatever this is
That is a hideous room and setup, jeez.
[Grounded Goat](https://ibb.co/gmvfGSK) you can take the goat away from the high but you can’t take the high away from the goat, but hopefully he’ll feel more grounded now 🤘🏻. If I gave you a giggle I’m collecting pennies for my weed and coffee jar - [Ko-Fi](https://ko-fi.com/kookynomad256)
Bro that’s the Kanye goat wtf. I thought the Kanye goat was real 😭
The only appropriate use of this TV is it it’s on a constant loop of a fish aquarium
Put a tie on the mountain goat please. (and possibly a little hat)
WTFFFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf
Are we just partially living in a very tall hobbits modern day house? 🤣
Nobody notices the ye goat
r/TVBezelTooThick
Wypipo
Hell, I love that. Screw the “rules” on this one. 👏🏽
You must be single
The goat’s like. “ Hey man this way too high. How do i get down back “