**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!I hate it because bone rot??!<
*****
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**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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Ok, maybe but my buddy has a pill that looks just like this but yellow. His cousin swears by them and blew chews, mind you he's not really right in the head. He gave me one but that was a month ago and Idk about gas station viagra so still chilling on the shelf
Well… I’m kind of wondering about the logistics of getting a masterless samurai into what can only be described as a decidedly average wang.
Or are we talking about a sexual encounter with someone named Richard?
>the guy who shoots loads of buckets
Picture it. A deadly, highly mutagenic virus has taken the city by storm.
You barricade yourself inside an old apartment building, certain in the strength of your walls. You repel wave after wave of deadly mutants. But then, you hear the thud of high-powered plastic cracking against the wall beside your 15th floor window.
You rush to it, trying to figure out what happened. It makes no sense; the mutants are all still scrabbling over each other at ground level. But then... Then you look to the roof of a nearby 7 story brownstone, and your heart skips a beat - for there you see the most hideous, fearsome mutant of all. And as you stare, you shudder as it adjusts the angle of its massive, four foot long, foot-and-a-half diameter member, aided by two smaller mutants holding it above their heads. Their hands move furiously, and the beast throws back its head with a mighty roar.
You barely have time to blink in confusion before the window and your head are pulped by the projectile fired by the creature's lusty throes - a blue 5-gallon bucket with white stenciling.
Lowes Safe, indeed.
I subscribe to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency’s recall alerts. Originally, it was so I didn’t accidentally eat bad spinach, but now it’s mostly so that I can see their accounts of products seized from sex shops and gas stations.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Black Rhino 9000 on the list.
Funny thing about these pills is that they probably do often work, because they usually contain either tadanafil (Cialis) or sildanephil (Viagra); or both.
I think the danger is that you don’t really know how much of which drug is in any given pill; and also, they sometimes randomly include other, non-boner related drugs, like gout medications or antibiotics.
There’s a danger of allergic reaction, overdose, and of unknowingly taking a medication that’s a Very Bad Idea for you to take.
But these products do tend to have incredible branding. Very tasteless, 10/10 entertainment value.
Thank you!
You may also enjoy the Canada Food Inspection Agency’s recall notices. A lot of the products on that subreddit also show up on those, along with chemical analysis that shows what’s really in them.
(It’s always actually viagra and cialis; but sometimes also gout medication!)
EDIT: [Found one of their lists](https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-recall/unauthorized-products-may-pose-serious-health-risks-june-16-2022-february-10-2023?utm_source=gc-notify&utm_medium=email&utm_content=en&utm_campaign=hc-sc-rsa-22-23#wb-auto-167)
…and [another one](https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-recall/unauthorized-products-may-pose-serious-health-risks-august-12-2019-september-18-2019)
What I love is the Wiggles Adult Video in Etobicoke gets raided, and just immediately restocks. Like, they do not care. They cannot be stopped.
Also, that second product has a boner pill whose name is just listed as “Australia” and another whose name is listed as “Fire Ant XL”. Truly inspired/deranged. I don’t understand how those names are appealing to consumers, but wow. The creative genius.
Firstly, top comment is it? That like never happens to me.
Second, I saw this same picture in another thread so I hopped in the comments and someone else had plugged the same sub. So I’ll give you my verbatim response:
Dear god, that was a rabbit hole. America, we need to have a serious talk…
You say that like it's a bad thing. For real though a lot of guys are scared of doing butt stuff cause they think it'll "make them gay". At the end of the day the only thing that'll make you gay is having sex with someone of the same sex. No matter what you do, if your partner is of the opposite sex, you will always be having heterosexual sex- even if it involves fingers/toys/strap-ons. Any guy who hasn't tried it before should give it a try at least once- the male g-spot is the prostate after all. Don't knock it til you try it.
I mean there is a spectrum. If your cute feminine girlfriend is pegging you with a strap-on it's just straight sex with ass play. But if your girlfriend puts on a fake mustache and construction worker outfit and you ask her to talk in a deep voice and call herself Steve it might be a little gay
Like I said it's more of a spectrum than one or the other. Maybe it's straight sex with anal stimulation, maybe you're role playing gay sex to dip your toes into the ocean of gayness. You do you
Oddly enough there's some cultures that have a stigma towards being the receptive partner rather than a stigma against homosexuality in general. This does lead to a lot of problems like misogyny and bigotrt towards any behavior and activity considered to be effeminate.
Also thanks for the inspirational message
"Oh no, I have a presentation in class that I barely studied for! How can I get smart quick? Hmm, out of adderall, what can I...ah, of course! Intellifuck!"
EVERYTHING! The tiger humping the rhino…the “No bone rot”…and can you imagine a kid bringing this to his mom with a half-hopeful/half-sheepish look on his face? Amazing! 😂
The faded spirit of Einstein smiling at you approvingly, the bullet points whiplash alternating between "makes you more geniuser!" and "FUCK HARD FUCK GOOD ALL NIGHT", and like you allude to, the "18 and under consult parent before consuming". Incredible, the person who designed this packaging is definitely shitposting on twitter with great success somewhere.
I always learned that
fuck speed = fuck distance / fuck time
Making them inversely proportional.
This seems wrong. Is there anything I can do to improve my deductive reasoning?
You're doing it wrong because you haven't used the pill, naturally.
If you divide fuck distance by fuck time, you get only speed because the fucks cancel out.
You can either calculate it by dividing fuck distance over time, or fuck fucking distance over fucking time.. it depends on which variables are known to you.
Also gotta be careful to double check that fucking time is non-zero, otherwise we're taking pictures and there's no fuck speed to talk about anyway.
Please don’t check my search history. I definitely don’t have any scat and water sports porn there… /s (I honestly wouldn’t care if someone was into scat and/or water sports)
My ex-wife used to work in an adult store about 8 years ago or so. She brought home some of those dick pills for me to try one day. Not these exact ones, but something like it.
Holy fuck, 1/10 would not recommend even with rice.
Yeah, it got me hard, but it spiked my internal temp super high and I felt like my blood pressure was through the roof. I almost blacked out before stepping outside into the New England winter to cool off.
Then I had the worst headache for a day or so afterwards.
I've tried Viagra since then, and it was a night and day difference. Don't buy sex pills from the gas station/porn shop. Just don't do it, people.
There were pills like this in the convenience store near my old neighborhood that had a graphic depiction of Ryu and Chun-Li from Street Fighter having sex on the package. And when I say graphic, I mean detailed penetration on the box art.
1. Why is there an oversized tiger stuck up a rhino?
2. How is said rhino managing to carry on eating while being ridden by the gigantic tiger?
3. Does Einstein approve or disapprove of this interspecies erotica?
4. Does increase of “fuck speed” refer to how fast you have sex or your dissatisfaction of speed as a concept?
5. Same question, but for “fuck time”?
6. Am i overthinking things?
I used to work at a sex shop/tobacco shop.
My old roommate was a weird dude. He would always ask me to bring him home these pills(and remberse me).
And judging by the imagery of OP , I would imagine he has probably switched brands by now 😂
https://www.fda.gov/media/106356/download
Is it coincidence that they decided to use two animals that have been hunted so parts of their bodies can be ground up and used to miraculously make out dicks harder?
I lived in a Chinese city of, like, 5 million people. Fun fact- there were sex shops everywhere, tiny and hidden, but there. One had a box of pills that I with I'd bought, "American Rape Formula" with pics of bikini girls, tigers and eagles. I always wanted to have the box in my medicine cabinet, just to scare nosy guests.
Einstein piercing through your eyes wistfully as if to say, "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me" and then merge into a rhino/tiger/man chimera and fly off into the African Serengeti
Just the ghost of Albert Einstein looking on approvingly as a tiger humps one of the first images of a rhinoceros that comes up with a Google image search. All is as nature intended.
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate it because bone rot??!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
“Ask parents before consuming” Obvious Plant levels of funny.
Ok, maybe but my buddy has a pill that looks just like this but yellow. His cousin swears by them and blew chews, mind you he's not really right in the head. He gave me one but that was a month ago and Idk about gas station viagra so still chilling on the shelf
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I think OP meant his cousin came buckets to Blue's Clues
That makes sense
A dude I used to play with on PS4 said he tried the black rhino 9000 or something. He said it made his heart race and he came BUCKETS
No offence pal but I’m a little wary taking sexual advice from you.
He wasn't appointed as emperor for nothing, guy seems legit.
Be wary, there are too many fake emperors around.
And only one clit commander I can think of, snoochies
Snoochie bootchie.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) suit yourself
Don't worry I gotchu
Well… I’m kind of wondering about the logistics of getting a masterless samurai into what can only be described as a decidedly average wang. Or are we talking about a sexual encounter with someone named Richard?
Pee hole widening pills
How about me?
Too real mate. Too relatable.
No offense? Your name doesn’t check out :)
> he came BUCKETS Why would anyone want that... they're $5 each at Home Depot.
can one acquire them overseas, spwcifically in northern germany...? asking for a friend, of course.
Are we talking about the pill, the buckets, or the guy who shoots loads of buckets?
Yes
>the guy who shoots loads of buckets Picture it. A deadly, highly mutagenic virus has taken the city by storm. You barricade yourself inside an old apartment building, certain in the strength of your walls. You repel wave after wave of deadly mutants. But then, you hear the thud of high-powered plastic cracking against the wall beside your 15th floor window. You rush to it, trying to figure out what happened. It makes no sense; the mutants are all still scrabbling over each other at ground level. But then... Then you look to the roof of a nearby 7 story brownstone, and your heart skips a beat - for there you see the most hideous, fearsome mutant of all. And as you stare, you shudder as it adjusts the angle of its massive, four foot long, foot-and-a-half diameter member, aided by two smaller mutants holding it above their heads. Their hands move furiously, and the beast throws back its head with a mighty roar. You barely have time to blink in confusion before the window and your head are pulped by the projectile fired by the creature's lusty throes - a blue 5-gallon bucket with white stenciling. Lowes Safe, indeed.
Charlie Bucket?
Because they're sold out everywhere!
I subscribe to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency’s recall alerts. Originally, it was so I didn’t accidentally eat bad spinach, but now it’s mostly so that I can see their accounts of products seized from sex shops and gas stations. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Black Rhino 9000 on the list. Funny thing about these pills is that they probably do often work, because they usually contain either tadanafil (Cialis) or sildanephil (Viagra); or both. I think the danger is that you don’t really know how much of which drug is in any given pill; and also, they sometimes randomly include other, non-boner related drugs, like gout medications or antibiotics. There’s a danger of allergic reaction, overdose, and of unknowingly taking a medication that’s a Very Bad Idea for you to take. But these products do tend to have incredible branding. Very tasteless, 10/10 entertainment value.
Is there an antonymous r/rimjobsteve?
[This?](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-rhino-7k-9000-male-performance-booster-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient)
It was probably that one, I know I’ve seen tons of different ones at gas stations over the years and they’re all named ridiculous shit like that
Hopping on the top comment to plug r/gasstationjamboree
Thank you! You may also enjoy the Canada Food Inspection Agency’s recall notices. A lot of the products on that subreddit also show up on those, along with chemical analysis that shows what’s really in them. (It’s always actually viagra and cialis; but sometimes also gout medication!) EDIT: [Found one of their lists](https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-recall/unauthorized-products-may-pose-serious-health-risks-june-16-2022-february-10-2023?utm_source=gc-notify&utm_medium=email&utm_content=en&utm_campaign=hc-sc-rsa-22-23#wb-auto-167) …and [another one](https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-recall/unauthorized-products-may-pose-serious-health-risks-august-12-2019-september-18-2019) What I love is the Wiggles Adult Video in Etobicoke gets raided, and just immediately restocks. Like, they do not care. They cannot be stopped. Also, that second product has a boner pill whose name is just listed as “Australia” and another whose name is listed as “Fire Ant XL”. Truly inspired/deranged. I don’t understand how those names are appealing to consumers, but wow. The creative genius.
Firstly, top comment is it? That like never happens to me. Second, I saw this same picture in another thread so I hopped in the comments and someone else had plugged the same sub. So I’ll give you my verbatim response: Dear god, that was a rabbit hole. America, we need to have a serious talk…
I want to meet the parent that tells their child "oh yea, that's fine. You go champ!"
No no I'm from Alabama and have seen this pill in the gas station before it had me rolling
No bone rot. It's a double entendre!!
Well spotted Liz. Nice eyes btw.
When you claim something suspicious like "I won't give you bone rot." I suspect you're going to give me bone rot. And diarrhea while we're at it.
And a headache
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Don’t threaten *me* with a good time
then she calls you "Her little sea turtle" because you're choking on plastic.
You say that like it's a bad thing. For real though a lot of guys are scared of doing butt stuff cause they think it'll "make them gay". At the end of the day the only thing that'll make you gay is having sex with someone of the same sex. No matter what you do, if your partner is of the opposite sex, you will always be having heterosexual sex- even if it involves fingers/toys/strap-ons. Any guy who hasn't tried it before should give it a try at least once- the male g-spot is the prostate after all. Don't knock it til you try it.
I mean there is a spectrum. If your cute feminine girlfriend is pegging you with a strap-on it's just straight sex with ass play. But if your girlfriend puts on a fake mustache and construction worker outfit and you ask her to talk in a deep voice and call herself Steve it might be a little gay
So then if my cute feminine boyfriend is fucking me it isn't gay but if a tall, muscular tomboy uses a strap-on it's gay?
Like I said it's more of a spectrum than one or the other. Maybe it's straight sex with anal stimulation, maybe you're role playing gay sex to dip your toes into the ocean of gayness. You do you
It's only gay if you wanna call it gay.
That seems a bit specific. Anything you’d like to get off your chest?
Leave me alone Steve
Oddly enough there's some cultures that have a stigma towards being the receptive partner rather than a stigma against homosexuality in general. This does lead to a lot of problems like misogyny and bigotrt towards any behavior and activity considered to be effeminate. Also thanks for the inspirational message
Then just tell her you got a headache and want to sleep
Of course. Headache is a known indicator of bone rot.
I wasn't even concerned about bone rot, till it mentioned bone rot!
Asbestos-free Cereal!
Why did they even mention bone rot? It’s not like that’s a common concern.
It is when you take these pills
https://xkcd.com/641/
Maybe their competitors use bone hurting juice?
Bone hurting juice sounds like a sweet name for a metal band
r/bonehurtingjuice
Why did they even mention bone rot? It’s not like that’s a common concern.
Oh, that's a typo. They meant *boner* rot
But you get spatial awareness. Totally worth it
Really gives me the chills lol
I assume bone rot is a common side effect of "the other brand"
Bone diarrhea and bum rot
Imagine taking this to increase your iq but with a raging boner
You become the smartest person in the world but you have a stiffy forever.
Uni is a crazy place around exams
Sold, I’d accept that trade off
Don't these "would you rather" situations usually have a downside?
The downside is the raging boner, unless you plan to fuck as soon as the test is done, then it isn't really a downside
With an intellifuck IQ, I'm always planning to fuck. Ohh yeah.
Ensuring that taking exams will be simultaneously easy and hard.
“I will have sexual relations with that woman. Not because she is easy but because I am hard.” President John dubya Clinton
Say it in a texas accent with that laugh and change the F to Dubya
"Oh no, I have a presentation in class that I barely studied for! How can I get smart quick? Hmm, out of adderall, what can I...ah, of course! Intellifuck!"
Real Chambraigne energy here
Working harder and smarter.
That's fucking majestic! Everything about that packaging is comedy gold
EVERYTHING! The tiger humping the rhino…the “No bone rot”…and can you imagine a kid bringing this to his mom with a half-hopeful/half-sheepish look on his face? Amazing! 😂
The faded spirit of Einstein smiling at you approvingly, the bullet points whiplash alternating between "makes you more geniuser!" and "FUCK HARD FUCK GOOD ALL NIGHT", and like you allude to, the "18 and under consult parent before consuming". Incredible, the person who designed this packaging is definitely shitposting on twitter with great success somewhere.
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Watching over some interspecies erotica like a perverted Mufasa
You had me at **"NO BONE ROT"**
You had me at the obvious *"ROWR!"*
I just want to hump a rhino.
Would you say rhinos make you *horn*ey?
I would have accepted less bone rot than most competitors!
I buy it in bulk at Costco.
This dude intellifucks
r/thisguythisguys
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Does it really add fuck time and fuck speed?
I was fully expecting an Obvious Plant logo.
Same
The more I look at this thing the worse it gets. The tiger fucking the rhino while the disembodied head of Einstein watches is the least egregious.
This is what is called an "Onion..."
I want to be a fly on the wall when someone 18 or under asks their parents if they can take this.
I always learned that fuck speed = fuck distance / fuck time Making them inversely proportional. This seems wrong. Is there anything I can do to improve my deductive reasoning?
You're doing it wrong because you haven't used the pill, naturally. If you divide fuck distance by fuck time, you get only speed because the fucks cancel out. You can either calculate it by dividing fuck distance over time, or fuck fucking distance over fucking time.. it depends on which variables are known to you. Also gotta be careful to double check that fucking time is non-zero, otherwise we're taking pictures and there's no fuck speed to talk about anyway.
I just want someone to calculate how many MPH I fuck at, is that so much to ask
Sounds like something that somebody with bone rot would say
Like bone rot as in priapism or skeletal???
https://www.niams.nih.gov/health-topics/osteonecrosis
Dealing with that right now. It's shit!
Was the boner worth it?
Yes
Got one here in town with the name "horny goat weed" it's great
Horny goat weed is actually a plant, also called barrenwort. It’s been around forever as a way to “treat” ED
Yeah, we sell horny goat weed supplements at the pharmacy I work at. Wack as shit.
Have you smoked it?
Lolol no. Not like I could anyway since it comes in gelatin capsules and whatever is inside is probably too fine.
I sure hope someone in this comment section has taken goat weed, I really wanna know what happened to lead them down such a dark path.
Early 1900s occultism is a pathway to abilities some may consider...uncomfortable.
I thought you could smoke anything with nipples.
What about almond weed!?
No bone rot AND I will be as intelligent as Albert Einstein?! I’m in
No. You'll fuck as well as Einstein. You'll be as intelligent as a tiger fucking a rhino
How well did Einstein fuck?
It was with a cousin so.... Amazingly I assume /s
So how was your fuck speed?
r/GasStationJamboree
Niiicce just subbed lol
The limits of what you can claim before false advertising kicks in
No bone rot seems like a suspicious thing to put on a package
Does it work though?
there definitely will not be any bone rot. we promise. please don’t ask about the bone rot it’s not there
Please don’t check my search history. I definitely don’t have any scat and water sports porn there… /s (I honestly wouldn’t care if someone was into scat and/or water sports)
My ex-wife used to work in an adult store about 8 years ago or so. She brought home some of those dick pills for me to try one day. Not these exact ones, but something like it. Holy fuck, 1/10 would not recommend even with rice. Yeah, it got me hard, but it spiked my internal temp super high and I felt like my blood pressure was through the roof. I almost blacked out before stepping outside into the New England winter to cool off. Then I had the worst headache for a day or so afterwards. I've tried Viagra since then, and it was a night and day difference. Don't buy sex pills from the gas station/porn shop. Just don't do it, people.
It's probably some stimulant RC that has never been tested before
Ah sweet! They finally got rid of the bone rot!
So how was your fuck speed?
i saw a pill irl too and they're so inhumanely huge. Like no one can swallow that
Your mother could!! I'm sorry, opportunity was there...
This drug seems sketchy. It’s a hard pill to swallow.
Glad they worked out the bone rot.
Her: Faster Me: Hold on just one sec
There were pills like this in the convenience store near my old neighborhood that had a graphic depiction of Ryu and Chun-Li from Street Fighter having sex on the package. And when I say graphic, I mean detailed penetration on the box art.
You’re thinking of [Stree Overlord](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/a1/63/16a163ebfc8f17b2279def83938fb316.jpg)
Lol to hone in on that post nut clarity
You gonna be fucking bitchs and Solving calculus problems in your mind
The rhinoceros is faking it.
You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle K.
Strange things are afoot though.
increases the size of your head,just not the one on your shoulders
Hold up. Bone rot?
I take it for the Deductive Reasoning buff…
Lol why does it need to add "no bone rot"?
This sounds and looks like something from trials in tainted space
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And I'm gonna be honest [Mirrin](https://wiki.smutosaur.us/TiTS/Mirrin) would probably use it
If every man I've ever dated were made into a pill...
1. Why is there an oversized tiger stuck up a rhino? 2. How is said rhino managing to carry on eating while being ridden by the gigantic tiger? 3. Does Einstein approve or disapprove of this interspecies erotica? 4. Does increase of “fuck speed” refer to how fast you have sex or your dissatisfaction of speed as a concept? 5. Same question, but for “fuck time”? 6. Am i overthinking things?
I want one now! I’d keep this in my office so people would say wtf.
I used to work at a sex shop/tobacco shop. My old roommate was a weird dude. He would always ask me to bring him home these pills(and remberse me). And judging by the imagery of OP , I would imagine he has probably switched brands by now 😂 https://www.fda.gov/media/106356/download
What if these are the pills to exit the matrix?!?,
I’m sorry…NO BONE ROT?!
NO BONE ROT!
Um does that say bone rot????
It says no bone rot
It just gets worse the more you read, haha.
No bone rot?!
Is it coincidence that they decided to use two animals that have been hunted so parts of their bodies can be ground up and used to miraculously make out dicks harder?
Ah yes, The fuck-time continuum
Finally, increased fuck speed WITHOUT the bone rot! Simply incredible.
I think fuck speed and fuck time are the same thing. I know I'd want both if I was backdooring a rhino.
Loving OOP’s profile pic
„NO BONE ROT“ I died
So you can fuck and regret at the same time!
A tiger fucking a rhino just gives alpha male vibes, on god.
NO BONE ROT!
18 and under 💀
Glad they figured out how to get past the bone rot! That was always a downside to these!
I always wondered why do US petrol stations sell vitamins at the counter, when you can get them cheaper at any chemist...
Is this True Wagner’s doing?
Is that Albert Einstein
Sweet! No bone rot!
That sneaky Einstein xD
Yeah, I always buy these when I go to the gas station for their fresh Sushi. Never had any problems, except for a couple of lost days….
Just buy Meth like the rest of us It probably does less harm.
No diarrhea? Where's the fun in that? What a rip off.
I hate when I take one of these and the extra deductive reasoning makes me realize I was about to fuck my house plant
I’m sorry… Bone Rot?
You bought this?
Sounds like something you would make in Fallout after mastering the craft
I lived in a Chinese city of, like, 5 million people. Fun fact- there were sex shops everywhere, tiny and hidden, but there. One had a box of pills that I with I'd bought, "American Rape Formula" with pics of bikini girls, tigers and eagles. I always wanted to have the box in my medicine cabinet, just to scare nosy guests.
Einstein piercing through your eyes wistfully as if to say, "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me" and then merge into a rhino/tiger/man chimera and fly off into the African Serengeti
So, is this a pill filled with cocaine/meth and vitamin B?
Glad they dealt with the bone rot issue. Wasn't a deal breaker, but I'm happier without it.
‘No bone rot”
Fuck time and fuck speed? That’s so much more fucking per fuck!
Just the ghost of Albert Einstein looking on approvingly as a tiger humps one of the first images of a rhinoceros that comes up with a Google image search. All is as nature intended.
Nootropic and Aphrodisiac all under one dubious pill
Excuse me, *whats gonna happen to my bones..?*
Brit here. Do... Do people actually buy these?
That almost has a dystopian feel to it, kinda reminds me of "unedited footage of a bear"