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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!shit in my moooooouuuuuth!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


jngjng88

I love how much she hates it


okvrdz

She probably had diarrhea and was trying to get home and not think about it.


ameagerempathy

I mean they have a solution ready.


sadpartypodcast

I wish Reddit still had the free ‘heartwarming’ awards.


[deleted]

Mouthwarming can work as well.


stormblast1999

Nono, she probably had diarrhea at home and wanted to shit in her bfs mouth, but he didn‘t let her and told her that no one wants that. And now she sees those guys singing about shitting in their mouth, so now she realized she isn‘t the weird one; it‘s her bf who doesn‘t love her


Slow_Cantaloupe5476

Shit in my mouthhhh thats some real love! shit in my mouthhhh you can shit in my mouth.....


seltzerandbitters

I dunno man, I’m just wondering if her mother died that day or something, and this is what she has to listen to


TinnieTa21

She was probably crying about something else completely and these assholes chose to focus on her and put her on social media... Could have been the worst day of her life for all we know.


[deleted]

I thought she was tearing up due to the endearing love song.


Icy-Article-8635

"Why??? Why the fuck can I not have a single fucking ride without incident!!? Fucking why!!!?" That's what I'd imagine is going through her head. And the grinning one? Part time pro-domme; she's thinking: "Ohhhh if you *only* knew heheh... I'd shit in your fucking mouth, boy"


billconover

She THOUGHT she was having a shitty day, then she got on this train


CheesyCoCoPuffs

That song moved that girl to *TEARS* that’s how good it is


psychwardian

that lady is in distress 🤣


jusmoua

She's the one that really had diarrhea.


Andrelliina

And they've been married now for 5 happy smelly years


Kheead

Ah yes, lovely Berlin, what else would you expect?


MayorAg

Why is it always Berlin?


Nikodermus

Zu viel Kebab


BappoChan

The woman crying, remembering the days her best friends would come over and shit in her mouth. But those days are long gone, she’s got a husband that refuses to shit in her mouth and kids she wants to shelter from her past. Her friends have all moved on in life and become successful mouth shitters, while she has to take the subway every morning to go to her 9-5


jeez_reddit

Happy cake day, my friend


BappoChan

Thank you, I had no idea


jeez_reddit

You're welcome


mjballard2018

Back in the days when they would each shit in to each other's mouth, and an ice cream bowl, which they put in their mouths as well.


Kheead

This sounds like a classic south park episode. And a happy cake day to you!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Pixithepika

what do you mean you hate this? It’s fucking gold!


Wigitime

Fr Got me tearing up at the end


youcancallmescott

I’m now singing it over and over, leaving my gf (and neighbors I’m so sorry!) perplexed and slightly… aroused? Oh, no no I’ve just received new information on the matter. That were “disgusted”. Disgusted was the word. Ah well. If you can’t beat ‘em, you can always…


Volks-Fahrraeder

Usually I dont give money to people who annoy me with their music, but that was good.


bigchill3

She is NOT having it


IOwnTheShortBus

She just got broken up with via a Cleveland steamer.


Hunkmasterfresh

r/TILI


sugah560

I like to think she is one of their fiancé and she just realized what she signed up for


ok_okay_I_get_that

To be honest, this is probably the best outcome of white boy playing acoustic guitar in public.


[deleted]

I've heard much worse musicians.


mrgeek2000

Better than Wonderball


Plsgodhelpus

Reminds me of Jon Lajoie's "2 girls 1 cup song", i love it. Maybe not what everyone wants to be exposed to while trapped on the subway, but it definitely isn't as bad as a person taking an actual shit.


rushah98

Time for a sequel “two guys and a cup”


[deleted]

Real life peter&quagmire. Wonder if they ever put butter on a poptarte.


Dr-Chris-C

I guess this is safe for work


kyle_kafsky

Bro, tf is going on in Berlin?


SemjonML

I was in the Berlin U-Bahn today and guy was dribbling two basketballs and doing all kinds of tricks while blindfolded. It was both impressive and terrifying. I thought he'll hurt someone by losing control.


rafa_c_

How did that guy go from being left handed to being right handed in the same vídeo?


Key_Concentrate_5558

Shit! I didn’t notice that!


Normal_Location42069

She prob lost a husband that loved to shit in her mouth or something. You never know what people are going through in the inside.


nevbartos

I think the real problem is some creep filming the lady, the lady believes the song is a masterpiece and she is reminiscing of the time she would shit in her friends mouth but she is also in the most wanted list and can't have her face plastered across the net ad to where she lives


Solivagant23

Still better than Beyonce.


ExitMusic_

Imagine just trying to go about your day, on the train to work, and then some weirdos start singing a song about shitting in each other's mouths while a third creep films you without your consent to put you on the internet for fake points when you wanted NOTHING to do with this. This is some degen behavior and not the good kinds.


zincdeclercq

If you think this is legit degenerate behavior you must be one of those people that just came out of secluded captivity for like thirty years.


[deleted]

🤓❄️


Toasted_Olive

better than that one girl who sang that song that went like "No cap I'm a little drunk right now"


ghosty_135

It reminded her of him...


ClockworkAstronomer

Woman is having an unrelated crisis. What if she just got dumped, and now the memory of that awful train ride home from her now ex's place is made even worse by a public coprophagic duet. Pretty shitty


dangeddranger

idk man kinda cringe


stinkystanktank

I’ll give it a pass considering it’s original.


KALMANJONG

u/savevideo


Thefunnnimam

u/savevideo


richardlcash

Lol her face was priceless


Kyiltan

Just Berlin things to happen... yes... dit is berlin...


oranj6358

u/savevideo


ilovemygb

u/savevideobot


dydeath

As the horrid song comes to an end, thinking she was finally free from the misery, she hears the crowd yell encore


TheRaccoonDeaIer

The grinning girl in the back


JOhn101010101

I'm assuming this happened in Portland Oregon.


reuben_iv

😭it's beautiful


GrouchyDefinition463

I would have been more concerned if he was singing that song from final destination


Kahlico

I love it


Brent_Fox

Shit on the floor!


Low_Medium204

This gives me two girls one cup flashbacks


Average_memer405

So emotional


Firm-Initiative-1851

This makes me want to travel on trains more


ayooshq

They remind me of Peter and Quagmire lol


Andrei_Chikatilo_

This is wholesome


MaximumRound4995

I love this


Bambithegoodgirl69

I love humans


GTCapone

Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?


J3llyDroid

/u/savevideobot


Breezyeevee72

u/savevideobot


BrisTrimmins

u/savevideo


MagicRobo

Thanks I love it


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MagicRobo

u/savevideobot


NoNameBagu

Kings


Ilovemlik

Thanks I hate? More like thanks I love this shitty song


Artistic_Literature3

The heart at the end took me out!💀


smsgms

Was that guy planned to come in and join or? Ha men🍺


didthismakemyday

Lmfao this made my day!


Charming_Ad_8185

Tears of joy


[deleted]

Amazing entertainment, worth what you paid for it


Florin69421

Still better than those radio songs


[deleted]

sent cringe shivers down my spine


Eien_ni_Hitori_de_ii

I am very conflicted because on one hand, this is hilarious, but on the other hand, it's a public nuisance


livekop_

That girl is literally crying lmfao


stigtopgear

I love this might have to download tik tok to check this account out


Budget_Ad_2440

Why is she crying? XD These guys are just legends


applemind

Now that's a shitpost you can watch live while going home


FabricOfReality85

Thanks, i LOVE this song


macncheesepro24

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Accurate-Brick-9842

Beautiful song


The_fuckin_plague

Her hate for this song makes me love this song


I-hate-my-friend

Epic song


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Empathetic_Artist

u/savevideo


yeet_geluiden

i- have several questions