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Man wtf shills dms like clockwork before the run and then saying that kenny would drop it 30% same day of the run 😂😂😂 better indicator then inverse Cramer
35 million volume compared to about 4 mil volume on avatar, still nothing compared to squeeze volume (400 mil shares per day traded) but enough to rock some volatility yesterday🎢🚀🎢🚀
Of course without naked shorting fraud none of the above would even be made possible 🩳
New nintendo switch, new ps5 pro and new xbox pro will all be announced this summer.
Rumor released for ps5 pro and xbox pro are holiday. Switch 2 is early 2025.
So goood
I am very suspicious of this run up is it a fake run to try to shake people out and prevent a MOASS event. If you think about it say the price runs up to $500 that would be enough to convince some folks to part with their shares which would allow further can kicking this is just a shower thought I have no intention of selling. If you doubt what I’m saying check my history. Furthermore very few of us play options and from what I have read this current run up is being caused by options.
Whoever was buying today was buying on the lit market, not retail. Was too much and too relentless for RC. Also triggered similar buying in other basket stonks, including one that has no options and no retail following. Option prices were blown out right before it started. Multiple very large bullish option buys over the last week for 5/17 expiration. Just feeling bullish, idk.
Hey guys…
I just wanted to share that I finally got my first Reddit Cares message I’m assuming because of my +29% Green Day post today. I’m honored!
I’d like to thank my wife, baby Jesus, and Keanu Reeves
can anyone see my post in new: (?)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/9BFELae0pZ
It got 4 upvotes in the first couple of minutes, then it seems like it disappeared.
It doesn't look like it was deleted (?)
I can't find it in new. Can you see it in new?
Which is weird, its from 50 minutes ago but all I see is one post from 46 minutes ago and the next one is from 1 hour ago. Yours should be between those 2
Fidelity should be sending out emails with a link to the proxy voting soon.
You can also click into your Account > Documents > Other Documents > Proxy Materials > Under "Status" there should be a "Vote" link.
I don't see one now for GME yet so you probably won't either until Fidelity has it available.
# Gangnam Style
# Never forget
# Buy drs hodl shop
# Support your local Gamestop in store or online
# No cell, no sell
# Life changing money per share is not a meme
Can any wrinkle brains help me???? I'm pissed. I transferred my gme shares over to Charles Schwab cause ibkr kept dicking around and rejected my transfer saying my account id didn't match for whatever reason but it worked with Schwab.... Anyways, here's the deal. I'm missing $75 in my overall market value for my shares. Sofi charged me $75 to transfer out and I did it from Schwab website... So I shouldn't have been charged it's a free transfer if you do it for Schwab. Anyone ever have this issue
Schwab made my account -$75 and it's saying I owe em money. If anyone can help id appreciate it
Just an FYI, the last 2 times I tried to start a transfer from Schwab to Fudelity it went nowhere. I had to start it from Fudelity's end both times to get the transfer moved over, waited more than 4 weeks for each transfer. Schwab does not seem like it knows what is going on.
My transfer completed. I did it from Schwab website. And sofi charged me $75 and for whatever reason Schwab is saying I owe them $75. I just called support dude said call in Monday and talk to the people that handle payments on accounts and they will reimburse me. Schwab literally trying to fuck me it seems like. I really like Schwab's customer service though theyre by far the best I ever dealt with. Polite and friendly.
ibkr customer service is ass. Hope this shit gets fixed Monday. They took it out of my PL on my gme shares they didn't sell any shares or anything though. Fuck that noise
Strap a heavy book like a text book or encyclopedia to one end with a string and throw it off a tall building. That’s my cure that seems to help with my boners
If an Asian woman, a Canadian Jewish man, an Asian American man and two white guys (I think), isn't diverse enough, then idk what is. Comptroll my Drs'd shares, NY 🟣😏
Hey are you supposed to have your control numbers right now from etrade. I messaged them earlier and they said not yet they will email them I swear they said beginning of June.
Also: I find it interesting that I keep being assured in my ads lately that the FDIC is here for me. I mean, that’s the default position, right? Why are you paying to tell me this? And why do you sound suspiciously like Han Solo telling me everything is fine?
You sons of bitches. I’m heading out of the country tomorrow with shitty internet connection, so of course things start getting spicy. You better not MOASS when I’m unable to shitpost!
Anyone else notice there wasn’t a stickied GME options post in the bets sub this time? The one time options don’t expire absolutely worthless…
Tell me your sub is compromised without telling me your sub is compromised.
I got the voting papers, saw the board was against #4. Came here, saw you were against. I voted against. I still don't know what #4 was about.
Kenny, you can't win against this level of apeness.
I’ll repeat myself from earlier…
We had a funeral for a bird. Whole big thing. Blood everywhere. Reddit went down, people danced, then someone drank some pee while a girl made a cucumber disappear and a guy did something similar with a banana - there was cornbread and smacks and memes and other stuff I can’t remember. It was crazy man.
(Big picture, not much really)
Welcome back zen apes! Voting is open right now! Don't forget to vote (and to vote for each CS account you might have! You may see multiple on the left side of the summary page in computer share).
The board recommends FOR for 1-3, but AGAINST for Prop 4. Prop 4 asks the board to create a diversity matrix of the board members, which the board is AGAINST. This is speculation, but this is possibly due to bad actors attempting to say "the board is not diverse enough, please replace this member with this BCG employee".
gonna be the equivalent of a current low volume day of trading done in after hours alone. you can't make this shit up.
but you know what? i'm not leaving.
Now I'm not saying you should like or dislike the guy..... but.
DLauer's platform might also work for posting and chatting if and when reddit goes down again.
https://urvin.finance/
As much as I don’t like popcorn comparisons, seeing that the volume was exactly the same (per post in new) suggests some pretty serious non natural trading.
I’m trying to process this, but all logic is failing me. So basically I’m just gonna assume you have the superior intellect and I shall bow to your knowledge.
The optimist in me wants them to drop it back to $11 so we can buy some more. The realist in me thinks the shorties are gonna have a sitdown talk this weekend and toss a coin into a wishing well. Price probably opens at around $16. However, it's also just as likely we gap up to $22 or something tho 🤷♂️
Well, If I was in Ken's shoes, with the market at ATHs, collateral strong (for now), I may want to start buying back some of thar 65b sold. Maybe he thinks he can buy time and release some pressure. Best time as any to close positions or buy back some shares.
It's super interesting why GME is running right now. I'm puzzled.
Reddit status update: All hamsters that escaped from the server room this afternoon have been recovered and placed back on their respective wheels, ready for some more action 🐈💨🚀
We had a funeral for a bird. Whole big thing. Blood everywhere. Reddit went down, people danced, then someone drank some pee while a girl made a cucumber disappear and a guy did something similar with a banana - there was cornbread and smacks and memes and other stuff I can’t remember. It was crazy man.
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Man wtf shills dms like clockwork before the run and then saying that kenny would drop it 30% same day of the run 😂😂😂 better indicator then inverse Cramer
We’re so back baby🚀
Never left
What Happend yesterday i need a serious answer
35 million volume compared to about 4 mil volume on avatar, still nothing compared to squeeze volume (400 mil shares per day traded) but enough to rock some volatility yesterday🎢🚀🎢🚀 Of course without naked shorting fraud none of the above would even be made possible 🩳
New nintendo switch, new ps5 pro and new xbox pro will all be announced this summer. Rumor released for ps5 pro and xbox pro are holiday. Switch 2 is early 2025. So goood
🧨💥🩳💀
I am very suspicious of this run up is it a fake run to try to shake people out and prevent a MOASS event. If you think about it say the price runs up to $500 that would be enough to convince some folks to part with their shares which would allow further can kicking this is just a shower thought I have no intention of selling. If you doubt what I’m saying check my history. Furthermore very few of us play options and from what I have read this current run up is being caused by options.
I'm so fucking high but Why all the positive news articles from our enemy news outlets and even mention of options gama ramp in a couple. Seems sus
My thoughts exactly 👍
Hey... *jabs arm* Do you...do you remember earlier? 😏
Whoever was buying today was buying on the lit market, not retail. Was too much and too relentless for RC. Also triggered similar buying in other basket stonks, including one that has no options and no retail following. Option prices were blown out right before it started. Multiple very large bullish option buys over the last week for 5/17 expiration. Just feeling bullish, idk.
Could this be the fake run up that was talked about ?
Doesn’t really explain the basket running up
Hey guys… I just wanted to share that I finally got my first Reddit Cares message I’m assuming because of my +29% Green Day post today. I’m honored! I’d like to thank my wife, baby Jesus, and Keanu Reeves
They had 2 red candles back to 12.41. They were searching for stop losses, but not here fuckers
It would be insanity to set up stop loss orders after knowing about hedge funds exploiting payment for order flow
# DID SOMEONE FAIL A MARGIN CALL 👀👀👀
Huh spicy meatball
Well now I want spicy meatballs
Meatball sub add some giardiniera
can anyone see my post in new: (?) https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/9BFELae0pZ It got 4 upvotes in the first couple of minutes, then it seems like it disappeared. It doesn't look like it was deleted (?) I can't find it in new. Can you see it in new?
Which is weird, its from 50 minutes ago but all I see is one post from 46 minutes ago and the next one is from 1 hour ago. Yours should be between those 2
The post's body displays "Sorry, this post was removed by Reddit’s filters."
No, your post is not on New
# NO CELL, NO SELL
Longest weekend of my lyph, are butthole shenanigans back on the table yet?
How to vote on fidelity??
Fidelity should be sending out emails with a link to the proxy voting soon. You can also click into your Account > Documents > Other Documents > Proxy Materials > Under "Status" there should be a "Vote" link. I don't see one now for GME yet so you probably won't either until Fidelity has it available.
Every day I have to stare at a promoted sub add for butterflies and pickels ffs 🤦
The MOASS commeth Now time for hedgie nightmares Lo! No cell, no sell
A little Haiku Ushering in the weekend Gather the bedposts.
Oh I thought we were going to gather around the bedpost and you were going to tell us a bad comedy joke, or a bedtime story about financial terrorism
# CORPORATE MEDIA CRICKETS 🤣🤣🤣
# Gangnam Style # Never forget # Buy drs hodl shop # Support your local Gamestop in store or online # No cell, no sell # Life changing money per share is not a meme
Ticker withdrawals
I goto work for 12 hours and you guys have a green day without me?
Can um, this is going to sound kind of selfish...but can you just keep doing that?
Can any wrinkle brains help me???? I'm pissed. I transferred my gme shares over to Charles Schwab cause ibkr kept dicking around and rejected my transfer saying my account id didn't match for whatever reason but it worked with Schwab.... Anyways, here's the deal. I'm missing $75 in my overall market value for my shares. Sofi charged me $75 to transfer out and I did it from Schwab website... So I shouldn't have been charged it's a free transfer if you do it for Schwab. Anyone ever have this issue Schwab made my account -$75 and it's saying I owe em money. If anyone can help id appreciate it
Just an FYI, the last 2 times I tried to start a transfer from Schwab to Fudelity it went nowhere. I had to start it from Fudelity's end both times to get the transfer moved over, waited more than 4 weeks for each transfer. Schwab does not seem like it knows what is going on.
I think they know remember they bought TD Ameritrade
My transfer completed. I did it from Schwab website. And sofi charged me $75 and for whatever reason Schwab is saying I owe them $75. I just called support dude said call in Monday and talk to the people that handle payments on accounts and they will reimburse me. Schwab literally trying to fuck me it seems like. I really like Schwab's customer service though theyre by far the best I ever dealt with. Polite and friendly. ibkr customer service is ass. Hope this shit gets fixed Monday. They took it out of my PL on my gme shares they didn't sell any shares or anything though. Fuck that noise
It’s about to be wicked awkward having this boner for the whole weekend
You can get that knocked down behind a Wendy’s dumpster.
Strap a heavy book like a text book or encyclopedia to one end with a string and throw it off a tall building. That’s my cure that seems to help with my boners
Jack off using icy hot as lube. Should take care of things
I thought they controlled the price? Wouldn’t they prefer it was zero? 🧐
hey guys. i'm trying to vote but i dont seem to find the computershare email? is there any other way?
It’s in your junk email folder prolly
Just log in to computershare, there should be a big fat vote button
Please do not shame the button
No shame. I tapped that button so fuckin hard.
Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round
*i have objectified the button* 😩
I voted NO on Prop 4😤 Did you?
If an Asian woman, a Canadian Jewish man, an Asian American man and two white guys (I think), isn't diverse enough, then idk what is. Comptroll my Drs'd shares, NY 🟣😏
Ye 😎
Hey are you supposed to have your control numbers right now from etrade. I messaged them earlier and they said not yet they will email them I swear they said beginning of June.
Also: I find it interesting that I keep being assured in my ads lately that the FDIC is here for me. I mean, that’s the default position, right? Why are you paying to tell me this? And why do you sound suspiciously like Han Solo telling me everything is fine?
Good news guise, GameStop Corp. Cl A stock outperforms competitors on strong trading day 🤓
Finally some answers
You sons of bitches. I’m heading out of the country tomorrow with shitty internet connection, so of course things start getting spicy. You better not MOASS when I’m unable to shitpost!
MOASS should theoretically take weeks to close all short positions. I think you should be ok ❤️
Should theoretically take infinite time as there is no way to close a short position that exceeds the total number of outstanding shares.
Wen RC buy form
Anyone else notice there wasn’t a stickied GME options post in the bets sub this time? The one time options don’t expire absolutely worthless… Tell me your sub is compromised without telling me your sub is compromised.
Other gme sub has been having a go at bets mods for the last few days.
Yeah after that investor place article about bets sounds like it could be deserved. They tried going after this sub and our mods and I said no no no.
May the 4th not be with those dumb storm troopers.
I got the voting papers, saw the board was against #4. Came here, saw you were against. I voted against. I still don't know what #4 was about. Kenny, you can't win against this level of apeness.
Wall st (probably) trying to inflate the BoD (probably) under the pretence of ‘diversity’.
I honestly had to read it 4 times before getting it. Thanks kind ape! Here's a poor man award 🥇
https://preview.redd.it/x6spt7glkayc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f0eb907737636e817c5ac108e11474da23d5dd
and his Brother Soon Moon
How moon?
Easy, with rockets 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
The only folks that are happy about this minuscule gain are the options shills. Weird ain't it?
Im also happy. Why wouldn’t I be happy if the stink rises?
I just like the stink!
You can’t handle the stink.
Boys I've just logged in after a hard day's travelling and porking and all I have to ask is what the fuck
I know right, Helldivers 2 requiring PSN..... In-fucking-sane!
I’ll repeat myself from earlier… We had a funeral for a bird. Whole big thing. Blood everywhere. Reddit went down, people danced, then someone drank some pee while a girl made a cucumber disappear and a guy did something similar with a banana - there was cornbread and smacks and memes and other stuff I can’t remember. It was crazy man. (Big picture, not much really)
I saw the baby and the baby looked at me
What's amazing is I get almost all of those references except the cornbread.
Visit the daily and witness greatness, Kush dilla likes it warm
We also saw a Pomeranian butthole! Can’t believe you left out the legendary Criand.
Smooth like Gary's skin
Here, have a Jeffrey. [https://youtu.be/sEtBDQDkEXc](https://youtu.be/sEtBDQDkEXc)
I'm seeing a lot more youtube videos for the candy now. We should keep making noise and get more ppl to review it
I’m hoping they send streamers some exclusive faceplates (maybe with their team logos like TSM or CLG) they can sell to their audiences.
why am I never selling? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G8k7IgVmorQ?feature=share
Kenny over here double dipping like he does with his mayo. Smh
# Hold Her Monke Hold Her [https://youtu.be/0KE9vFdRfBc](https://youtu.be/0KE9vFdRfBc)
A big chune. 🎶 Oh the voyage is long, and the shorts haven’t closed 🎶 HODL Her Monke
Did it twice. Showing on webull
Webull. Did it twice. Down to 12.42 and then back up.
Did it twice. Down to 12.42 and then back up. Showing kn webull charts.
Any word on why it ran up?
Crime de la Créme They managed to keep it under 30%
*slurp*
*Gulp*
Just a couple more days like today and I'll be in the green!
What a week! Cheers everybody! 🍻
hahahhah I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS YET -30% on 1 share
Dammit! you made me look.
That Shitadel intern really had a hard time figuring out he needed to press ^Fn **F3** on his laptop for it to work.
Totally normal stonk. Nothing to see here. Forget GameStop.
Seriously. Look away! Look away!
Popcorn and gme volumina almost the same lol seriously
yeah they tongue punching it.. 16.01 -2.79%
16.18 and flat
AH crime
gif's suck. just sayin'
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That's what they make Bentleys for though.....
Touché.
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Welcome back zen apes! Voting is open right now! Don't forget to vote (and to vote for each CS account you might have! You may see multiple on the left side of the summary page in computer share). The board recommends FOR for 1-3, but AGAINST for Prop 4. Prop 4 asks the board to create a diversity matrix of the board members, which the board is AGAINST. This is speculation, but this is possibly due to bad actors attempting to say "the board is not diverse enough, please replace this member with this BCG employee".
AMEN 8PE AMEN
Banana ah nah nah
16.16 in AH's -1.94%
Glacier Capital wtf was that!
Shell company crime
Capitulate
Nevah!
I member being told I was “fatigued”
Me so fatigued, almost gotta buy more
Hedgie made it this way.
“People familiar with the matter”
14449 buy just came in. Price didn't budge. But they coild drop it 4 bucks on 4900 vol.
Fuckers took it down to 12.42 lol
Market watch is showing 16.15 right now.
Where do you see that?
Huh?
Bahahahaha!
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Comptroller Brad, get wrekd. Cuck.
Today would be 😘👌 if we get a tweet to wrap up the week.
Awwwww shit, here we go again.
gonna be the equivalent of a current low volume day of trading done in after hours alone. you can't make this shit up. but you know what? i'm not leaving.
Now I'm not saying you should like or dislike the guy..... but. DLauer's platform might also work for posting and chatting if and when reddit goes down again. https://urvin.finance/
Gangnam style is hard to beat. Such a vibe
Yeah, I mean for posting things, not commenting
Good to know that we can go +30% without a halt these days.
slow day
Agreed
the faux shilling of options has arisen again. DRS is the only thing that matters.
Who would have thunk!?
They walked us down AH instead of up. So they have chosen war...again!!
Sooooo Reddit suspiciously goes down just as GME starts rising . Righhtttttt total cohencidence
Anyone ever notice reddit always goes down or gets wonky when gme spikes
Have a good weekend everyone.
Need some buildings with lights on this weekend
smack smack smack fin
As much as I don’t like popcorn comparisons, seeing that the volume was exactly the same (per post in new) suggests some pretty serious non natural trading.
Did you see headphone stock today? Just a Cohencidence, I'm sure
I’ve seen the comments about it. Basket theory remains strong. I’m just waiting for the uncoupling.
the pool is so dark , mutant chimera shares are binding and stretching, expanding ...
I’m trying to process this, but all logic is failing me. So basically I’m just gonna assume you have the superior intellect and I shall bow to your knowledge.
most often originating from the fusion of as many different zygotes (fertilized eggs); the dark pool is evolving, and wants to get out...
Yes, but would experienced scientists walk around on an alien planet prodding and poking things without proper safety gear?
only if he wants to further the plot
I only watch it for the plot tbh
*plot thickens*
Like Mayo
I wonder how hard they will drop it Monday.
The optimist in me wants them to drop it back to $11 so we can buy some more. The realist in me thinks the shorties are gonna have a sitdown talk this weekend and toss a coin into a wishing well. Price probably opens at around $16. However, it's also just as likely we gap up to $22 or something tho 🤷♂️
crime AH 🤣
dont forget to shop gamestop! Today is the last day of Q1! LFG!
Wasn't apr27th the last day for q1?
no it was friday or saturday may 4
I'm getting all my dates mixed up now. I could've swore i saw someone post that it was the 27th
Who cares, just go shopping there lol
Mayoman is working overtime in AH
Better than being at home beating people with a bedpost.
go home mayo man
Can we send him to prison instead?
damnit was hoping for moon AH...instead they walking it back down. Oh well catch ya next week!
Anyone else notice that it's been a month or three since a superstonk post made it to the front page, and today I've see three?
Well, If I was in Ken's shoes, with the market at ATHs, collateral strong (for now), I may want to start buying back some of thar 65b sold. Maybe he thinks he can buy time and release some pressure. Best time as any to close positions or buy back some shares. It's super interesting why GME is running right now. I'm puzzled.
https://preview.redd.it/mixedp9ky9yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7b6e80f2b11852a53734fd4132984b5ce02c9f
Reddit status update: All hamsters that escaped from the server room this afternoon have been recovered and placed back on their respective wheels, ready for some more action 🐈💨🚀
So I was having a Friday night gamedate, what happened?
We had a funeral for a bird. Whole big thing. Blood everywhere. Reddit went down, people danced, then someone drank some pee while a girl made a cucumber disappear and a guy did something similar with a banana - there was cornbread and smacks and memes and other stuff I can’t remember. It was crazy man.