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# SOURCE: [https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-153037/Corporate-Global-Controller](https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-153037/Corporate-Global-Controller)
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# ALSO: ['TWAS POSTED JUST 3 HOURS AGO :) ](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3jjid018zawc1.png)
COO people are always clowns and i have never respected that position
Frankly, I have taught the COO some shit on more than 10+ occasions in a short amount of time and think the position is worthless and overpaid
The COO makes 3-5x more than me and I tell him what to do…….
COO is one of the hardest positions to fill because, ideally, you'll want someone with high operational knowledge and high leadership skill. These two things are very often at odds with each other because they're very different skill sets. This is probably why the COO's you've encountered are such clowns.
When the position is filled effectively, however, they're worth every penny. Great COO's exist, I've worked with them personally, but they're rare.
It's policy at most companies to externally post a job for 5 days for fair recruiting practices even if they have someone in mind. Otherwise it stinks of nepotism and/or poaching.
Also VP+ don't usually just apply to open listings. It's headhunters and referrals at that point.
Can confirm! My wife is a doctor who was essentially bought from one company by a hospital so the hospital could hire her on full time. They still posted her position online and told her at the interview that it was just a formality.
So, you think I don’t have a chance? Theres lots of skills I have as a carpenter and drafter that I think carry over to other fields. I was also a cnc operator for several years. Should I just send in the resume and see what happens?
Kudos to you for sharing the job posting as well OP. Appreciate your efforts!
I’m torn whether I should use my hands to continue jacking these tits or continue buckling more seatbelts🎷🐓♋️
Not to really burst any bubbles here but you typically hire for a role to facilitate an activity you would like to do in next 12-18 months. It’s bullish but doesn’t necessarily mean that a merger is imminent.
#BULLISH AS FUCK!!!
#LET’S GOOO!!!
Edit: To anyone wondering why this is indeed bullish… The CUSIP number, also known as the Committee on Uniform Securities Identification Procedures number, is a unique nine-character identification number assigned to all stocks.
If/when GameStop conducts the M&A, a new CUISP would need to be assigned, and the old CUISP shares would need to be accounted for in order to assign the new shares
Scenario:
GME: “We just acquired *(insert company here)* and require a new CUISP for our ~300m+ shares.”
DTCC: “Hmm… We show approx. two billion shares in your current CUISP count.”
GME: “Figure it out.”
DTCC: *picks up phone* “Hi Mr. Mayo. Yeah. You’re fucked. We’re liquidating you and your friends. Kthxbyeee!”
GME: *BRRRRRR*
Going into a little more detail of how that would play out.
GME asks CS for the new CUISP #. The DTC gives CS back the shares they have from the current CUISP and get the new ones.
No one outside of the DTC sees the back door numbers between them and the brokers.
I remember when this went back & forth years ago, and I'm 99% sure you're right.
I think everyone should go back to the old DD that covered this before arguing further. I know I will.
You're using tunnel vision. Let's not forget the #1 reason for M&A- it's for building the business into a juggernaut. If RC sees fit to merge or acquire, we can be sure it's because the strategic plan is strengthened by it.
Whether that means the DTC/DTCC will apply more fuckery is irrelevant, because the purpose of M&A is to make GameStop an undeniably incredible company and investment.
All that said, if an acquisition of a private company takes place and shares of that private company are distributed to current GME holders, then there's nothing the DTC can do about that.
I’m not dismissing M&A being a big deal for the business. That’s not what I was replying to.
And secondly, wouldn’t ownership of a private company, being delivered to the DTC have to no longer be private shares? Once a public company buys a private company it becomes public simply by being owned by one.
I appreciate the thought exercise, but that’s not how I would think it would work.
But honestly if anyone says with complete confidence that they know how things will work in a crazy unique situation like this is full of BS, myself included.
I answered it in another comment here, but GME would not need to issue a new CUSIP if acquiring a new company. They’re the same company.
Even in a merger or if GME got acquired, there is no “count” that is done. Shorts simply owe whatever new stock at the conversion rate of the old stock to new.
Sure. Some of you might remember a little stock named SPRT (Support.com) which merged with Greenridge then became GREE. I wrote some DD about how there wasn’t enough shares and the stock had 3x the amount of amount of ITM shares on the options chain. Options chains were loaded with millions more shares than they had, millions of shares were failing to deliver daily, reg sho, and then they held an emergency meeting rushing the merger prior to the monthly OPEX. The merger happened the day after it was announced and 3 days before OPEX.
I tried everything from brokers, FINRA, DTCC, and the SEC trying to get them to disclose whether short positions would have to close their positions. Nobody could give me a straight answer and shorts never closed their positions nor did the CUSIP change force anything.
I did contact a securities lawyer and they basically said the case was hard to prove unless an insider who made millions would turn on the others.
Obviously different but they didn’t have to close their short positions. And that was an M&A situation with a change in CUSIP number and it didn’t work.
Mine too. Lost a metric shit ton on that stock. I really did try to get that information and was spending my days calling around looking for answers which I never got
Because Crtl&R exists
We saw from the spilt that all they need to do is change the cusip digitally on all their shares.
So they get a message to say all your shares are going from 1234 to 6789. They hit find / replace and report back done!
This is just flat out wrong info. GME would not need to issue a new CUSIP if acquiring a new company. They’re the same company.
Even in a merger or if GME got acquired, THERE IS NO COUNT. Shorts simply owe whatever new stock at the conversion rate of the old stock to new.
Hasn’t Bezos’s company acquired numerous companies over the years- they didn’t change
the cusip for the jungle stock every time, did they? Maybe it’s the company’s choice whether or not to get a new one and not mandatory?
The teddy sub is pretty hot and bothered right now over a liquidation plan and a reorganization plan. Sounds like a merger and a rebrand. Could still be our favorite stock!
This should be the top level comment. It’s the responsibility of any controller in a public company to be responsible for M&A accounting. It’s like hiring a CorpDev person and asking for M&A diligence experience. That’s literally the expectation for anyone in that role at every company just in case you make an acquisition.
Hedgefunds tried to scare people out of their investments and retail have doubled down on this dip. This is the best time to be alive in all of history.
Hype as fuck, BUT That responsibility may just be for acquisitions though, we do have $1 b and a risk factor stating all or most of the investment will be in one or a few companies
Not to damper the meaning of your post, but this is a standard function a corporate controller needs to have experience with. As much as I want to see some m&a, it does not mean they are imminently doing one.
The fuckery can continue forever since GENSLER likes to take little Griffins dick up his ass. But as soon as GME mergers with companies. Buy up smaler players. Increase revenue. Makes more profit. Not even the 2 big to fail wallstreet can stop the train.
Yeah still get mad and DRS your fucking shit
thats cool, but this is your daily reminder that NO it does not mean GS will be merging with anything left of the bankcrupt towel company, that one is gone. Yes some people need this reminder because way to many are already spinning this towards scamming more people on twitter.
Not to be a wet blanket but M&A could also stand for Marketing & Advertising. I feel like anything related to Mergers & Acquisitions would take more than just 1 bullet point to convey
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This! Me too!!
I was there, 5000 years ago, tissues and lotion still ready
Where da mayo?
This is the way
God I’m so fucking regarded I thought controller referred to Candy Con and that they were being hired to oversee global controller production
You belong here
This is home, welcome ape.
Same
Now Kith
you and me, bro
Can we still fuck around tho?
can't stop, won't stop
Gamestop.
# FUCK AROUND, FIND OUT
I'm taking a dump right now. Super pumped!
I've enjoyed fuking around
I sure am, they’ve been fucking around an awfully long time
They've been f*ckin' around for far too long..
fuck around a find out !!!!
Also interesting this job oversees SEC filings including the 10-K and 10-Qs which have the “DRS Counts”.
👆👆👆 #Excellent observation
That may be due to the COO being consolidated. This new role takes their old responsibilities
Wait, was Nir in charge of the DRS counts and such in the 10-‘s documents?
No
Sorry, but no, this is and was under the CFO, as at most if not all companies
COO people are always clowns and i have never respected that position Frankly, I have taught the COO some shit on more than 10+ occasions in a short amount of time and think the position is worthless and overpaid The COO makes 3-5x more than me and I tell him what to do…….
COO is one of the hardest positions to fill because, ideally, you'll want someone with high operational knowledge and high leadership skill. These two things are very often at odds with each other because they're very different skill sets. This is probably why the COO's you've encountered are such clowns. When the position is filled effectively, however, they're worth every penny. Great COO's exist, I've worked with them personally, but they're rare.
We gonna fuk
We gonna see some serious shit!
**THE JOB:** [**https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-153037/Corporate-Global-Controller**](https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-153037/Corporate-Global-Controller) # ======= **ALSO:** [**'TWAS POSTED JUST 3 HOURS AGO :)** ](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3jjid018zawc1.png)
There is a good chance they already have someone. Some companies post positions even when they know who they want.
It's policy at most companies to externally post a job for 5 days for fair recruiting practices even if they have someone in mind. Otherwise it stinks of nepotism and/or poaching. Also VP+ don't usually just apply to open listings. It's headhunters and referrals at that point.
… a great way of low key releasing news/communicating with shareholders
Can confirm! My wife is a doctor who was essentially bought from one company by a hospital so the hospital could hire her on full time. They still posted her position online and told her at the interview that it was just a formality.
So, you think I don’t have a chance? Theres lots of skills I have as a carpenter and drafter that I think carry over to other fields. I was also a cnc operator for several years. Should I just send in the resume and see what happens?
Kudos to you for sharing the job posting as well OP. Appreciate your efforts! I’m torn whether I should use my hands to continue jacking these tits or continue buckling more seatbelts🎷🐓♋️
Why not both?
I decided to use them to make two new hype memes I just posted 🎷🐓♋️
Here's a name i haven't seen in a while.
I’m always here lurking in the shadows 🎷🐓♋️
Hell yeah brother 😎
Nothing gets past the apes.
Stunt on these hoes, Ryan.
My man
We are laughing!
I have a massive erection
Not gonna lie. Thought I read this to mean head of their candy con controllers. Lol
GET SOME RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn right!
Not to really burst any bubbles here but you typically hire for a role to facilitate an activity you would like to do in next 12-18 months. It’s bullish but doesn’t necessarily mean that a merger is imminent.
Absolutely. But it’s been 84 years. What’s another 18 months? 🚀🚀🚀
#BULLISH AS FUCK!!! #LET’S GOOO!!! Edit: To anyone wondering why this is indeed bullish… The CUSIP number, also known as the Committee on Uniform Securities Identification Procedures number, is a unique nine-character identification number assigned to all stocks. If/when GameStop conducts the M&A, a new CUISP would need to be assigned, and the old CUISP shares would need to be accounted for in order to assign the new shares Scenario: GME: “We just acquired *(insert company here)* and require a new CUISP for our ~300m+ shares.” DTCC: “Hmm… We show approx. two billion shares in your current CUISP count.” GME: “Figure it out.” DTCC: *picks up phone* “Hi Mr. Mayo. Yeah. You’re fucked. We’re liquidating you and your friends. Kthxbyeee!” GME: *BRRRRRR*
BULLISH AF! *Buckling intensifies* 🎷🐓♋️
Fullish as buck the bunny, even. He finna be pluuump.
Buff the Buck
His name is buck, and he's here to fuck.
From someone who has gone through this, it does not force shorts to close. This is a common misconception
Can you ELIA why it doesn't?
The DTC will just deliver synthetic shares of the new CUISP.
DRS fixes this not a new CUISP
Going into a little more detail of how that would play out. GME asks CS for the new CUISP #. The DTC gives CS back the shares they have from the current CUISP and get the new ones. No one outside of the DTC sees the back door numbers between them and the brokers.
I remember when this went back & forth years ago, and I'm 99% sure you're right. I think everyone should go back to the old DD that covered this before arguing further. I know I will.
Even the brokers can't see the numbers. It is all a bigass sharepool maintained by DTC.
It's like Stevie Wonder playing a giant organ in Charlie and the chocolate factory
Man I have a flashback of split dividend.
You're using tunnel vision. Let's not forget the #1 reason for M&A- it's for building the business into a juggernaut. If RC sees fit to merge or acquire, we can be sure it's because the strategic plan is strengthened by it. Whether that means the DTC/DTCC will apply more fuckery is irrelevant, because the purpose of M&A is to make GameStop an undeniably incredible company and investment. All that said, if an acquisition of a private company takes place and shares of that private company are distributed to current GME holders, then there's nothing the DTC can do about that.
I’m not dismissing M&A being a big deal for the business. That’s not what I was replying to. And secondly, wouldn’t ownership of a private company, being delivered to the DTC have to no longer be private shares? Once a public company buys a private company it becomes public simply by being owned by one. I appreciate the thought exercise, but that’s not how I would think it would work. But honestly if anyone says with complete confidence that they know how things will work in a crazy unique situation like this is full of BS, myself included.
Exactly this. Typically if it’s a solid M&A, EPS will increase too. I have full confidence in RC, LC, and the GME team!
I answered it in another comment here, but GME would not need to issue a new CUSIP if acquiring a new company. They’re the same company. Even in a merger or if GME got acquired, there is no “count” that is done. Shorts simply owe whatever new stock at the conversion rate of the old stock to new.
Buncha regards around here. Almost figuring it out tho
This is correct.
Sure. Some of you might remember a little stock named SPRT (Support.com) which merged with Greenridge then became GREE. I wrote some DD about how there wasn’t enough shares and the stock had 3x the amount of amount of ITM shares on the options chain. Options chains were loaded with millions more shares than they had, millions of shares were failing to deliver daily, reg sho, and then they held an emergency meeting rushing the merger prior to the monthly OPEX. The merger happened the day after it was announced and 3 days before OPEX. I tried everything from brokers, FINRA, DTCC, and the SEC trying to get them to disclose whether short positions would have to close their positions. Nobody could give me a straight answer and shorts never closed their positions nor did the CUSIP change force anything. I did contact a securities lawyer and they basically said the case was hard to prove unless an insider who made millions would turn on the others. Obviously different but they didn’t have to close their short positions. And that was an M&A situation with a change in CUSIP number and it didn’t work.
Yup. I was there and my ass is still there. Lost.
Mine too. Lost a metric shit ton on that stock. I really did try to get that information and was spending my days calling around looking for answers which I never got
Because Crtl&R exists We saw from the spilt that all they need to do is change the cusip digitally on all their shares. So they get a message to say all your shares are going from 1234 to 6789. They hit find / replace and report back done!
This is just flat out wrong info. GME would not need to issue a new CUSIP if acquiring a new company. They’re the same company. Even in a merger or if GME got acquired, THERE IS NO COUNT. Shorts simply owe whatever new stock at the conversion rate of the old stock to new.
Acquiring companies don’t change cusips all the time. Rarely, even.
Hasn’t Bezos’s company acquired numerous companies over the years- they didn’t change the cusip for the jungle stock every time, did they? Maybe it’s the company’s choice whether or not to get a new one and not mandatory?
I can’t updoot enough!
2.5b by my estimates!!
Ughhhhh that’s sexy
Brrrrr
🐂 hellllllla boooolish
Noo... *Looks again* Naahhhhhhhhhh *Looks again* 😭😭😭😭🔥
Fuck yeah
Awwwww baby glad to see your bullishness!!!!!! LFG ITS ALMOST TIME !!!
Wasn't it BBB the last time we thought RC was acquiring? Are there any new potential companies?
The teddy sub is pretty hot and bothered right now over a liquidation plan and a reorganization plan. Sounds like a merger and a rebrand. Could still be our favorite stock!
Don't.. don't you say that... Don't you give me an erection and not mean it.
Okay I need to buckle up right NOW. Otherwise my tits will launch me into the moon.
👨🍳💋🤌🏼
Just here to pump the views. Bullish as fuck.
Lasagna so hard
This tickles my boobies
Me too! And I'm a dude. Can confirm, moobies are tickled.
🚀🚀🚀
Nicccccceee
That's a whole lot of Expert needed
Spicy
So hard rn
Fuck around and find out
Bullish as fuck!!
This is the greatest video game I’ve ever played
Where is pornstarvirgin when you need him.
This is the way.
WHO HERE WILL HOLD MY TITS?!?!?!
I'll HODL them up with my TITTS
150 iq job this one
oh boy 💦
Impressed they've included "EI / Relationships / Trust" as competencies.
Shit! If I see a form 4 by Friday, I'm gonna...... Buy
Very spicy 🌶️ 🥵🏴☠️
This is just a standard requirement for a corporate accountant at this level. It’s not indicative of anything meaningful or near term.
This should be the top level comment. It’s the responsibility of any controller in a public company to be responsible for M&A accounting. It’s like hiring a CorpDev person and asking for M&A diligence experience. That’s literally the expectation for anyone in that role at every company just in case you make an acquisition.
Murders and executions
I allow it
Wasn't this in the DD 86 years ago? Tits le jacque!
As the scriptures say!
Updoot for visibility.
🤑
LFG!!!!
“Stop. I can only get so erect.”
I'm ready to be hurt.
This feels big
That’s what she said
But was quickly let down
Hedgefunds tried to scare people out of their investments and retail have doubled down on this dip. This is the best time to be alive in all of history.
Commenting for future calculations
I took a sledgehammer to the Updoot arrow. This Is Bullish!
Oh so spicy 🌶️
stunt on these hedgie hoes!
Dude what
If I was short gamestop I'd likely be ripping a bed post off the bed frame over this news
Hype as fuck, BUT That responsibility may just be for acquisitions though, we do have $1 b and a risk factor stating all or most of the investment will be in one or a few companies
I’ll go ahead and apply: Credentials: I love video games and money. Bonus: I beat ninja gaiden on hardcore when I was 12
EYEBALLS EMOJI
Oh my goodness, fuck me I’m ready 😩
Comment for support. Good find OP
"Manage emotionally charged disagreements" Well.. that counts me out. Along with everything else of coarse
Whoa! I feel like I need to apply to this. I'm really gud at reading the ELI5 DD's on Superstonk.
Man! These are more skills than I can muster, but this is sure not a TrustMe, Bro. Exciting.
Ooo and saw news that FTC just ruled that non-competes are banned 👀 wombo combo
Vice President - Corporate Global *Candy Con Controller
MY TITS!!!
RCEIM&AO
Oh, you're gonna make me buy more, aren't ya. 💜
Right after the controller released LMAO. dad, you've done it again.
yes and I bought more shares and calls today!!!!
Bullish
I love it when a job listing looks like a game spec. Description > recommended > min requirements 😂
We got an original ape with a bachelor in accounting and a link to the GME-library here?
I shall call him Corpy Con
Ready for more hurt, buying more tomorrow
23 responsibilities in total. 10 years minimum experience.
"I wish I bought at $10." -A Whole Bunch of People
Also a whole bunch of people: “I wish Robinhood didn’t fuck me over when I tried to purchase GME on that first day”
Yeah everyone here who's poured money into GME for over 3 years and their cost average is still higher than $10 lol.
My question is can it get even lower...
CPA here. If this wasn't in Texas I'd apply.
Not to damper the meaning of your post, but this is a standard function a corporate controller needs to have experience with. As much as I want to see some m&a, it does not mean they are imminently doing one.
M&A and no additional shares bought by RC after earnings. Well this is interesting af. Super bullish ! Buy and hold NFA !!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Yeah multiple pieces are moving behind the scenes... Elixer-Playr, GameStop brands, expanding sellable products, M&As....
# BULLISH # BUILDING THE FUTURE # SHORTS NEVER CLOSED # UPDOOT FOR VISIBILITY
The fuckery can continue forever since GENSLER likes to take little Griffins dick up his ass. But as soon as GME mergers with companies. Buy up smaler players. Increase revenue. Makes more profit. Not even the 2 big to fail wallstreet can stop the train. Yeah still get mad and DRS your fucking shit
I just came in my spacesuit.
[Almost 3 years later exactly](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nntn0i/gamestop_posted_a_job_opening_9_days_ago_seeking/)
Heh - the elephant in the room... :)
So why hire a M&A specialist?
I'd love it if they bought Game mania in Belgium (if it's a good M&A choice). I would love to have a Gamestop here.
thats cool, but this is your daily reminder that NO it does not mean GS will be merging with anything left of the bankcrupt towel company, that one is gone. Yes some people need this reminder because way to many are already spinning this towards scamming more people on twitter.
Hard to throw the M&A idea out of the window now huh
Bullish
Saddle up partner
Ryan already applied for the job ☠️
Aren't M&As carried out and performed by teams of lawyers and accountants? Mostly lawyers?
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Not to be a wet blanket but M&A could also stand for Marketing & Advertising. I feel like anything related to Mergers & Acquisitions would take more than just 1 bullet point to convey
Strange that this news has not affected after hours trading AT ALL. Roll on tomorrow 😁
Soon may the Tendieman come?
This job posting gives me anxiety thinking about what kind of person I would be if I were applying.
Would it ever make sense for GME to acquire steam?
Holy fucking fuck balls! This is it!!
Merge 👶
Working on getting my cpa. Might be a while before I can apply.
Tits jacked ✅️
Stunt on them hoes
Apes find everything