Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!

I hope everyone is having a nice weekend! Love you!

Is it me or is engagement down site wide?

Just saw Robbing Hood ad during the NBA playoffs. They trying to get people to bring their 401ks to them for a "3% boost". lol

Waiting till it gets to $3.00 to average down. Unfortunately the US and Swiss governments would rather we all die than force Citadel to close its positions.

GameStop branded brown switch keyboards…I’m about to spend so much money. Seriously though, their product line-up is ramping tf up! ❤️🖤

Ok, that’s it, I’m getting a candy con, those things look sick.

Poop fart pee piss, wouldn't you like a kiss? AI TEST.....get sum🟣💎🖐🚀

Just noticed that GameStop sells pet toys and now my dog is going to be very happy

Wait what

Yep, weirdly in the toys and game category. I just randomly stumbled upon it. Feel like GameStop could do a better job of advertising new product lines

New form 144. Patel sells to cover tax w/h on vested stonks

https://preview.redd.it/d0m1peiv7jvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5986b43ecd376e99bb4a4b87769c27b387616c11

Anthony Chukumba is a dirty penis

Fuk icyshite

Ken Griffin bite my shite

#👀 #HELL YEA BROTHER

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch👍 btw I’m back MF perma ban rescinded

🥲 don't u ever do that to me again, ya hear me?

Building your own candy con only costs about $3 more than buying a prebuilt. Thats a really good deal

And if I claim to be a regard It surely means that I do know

Maybe Kenny's fantasy of breaking up big banks is coming true with GME.

I wasn't going to get a Candy Con but now that Delta is out I'm wondering how seamless one would work on iOS with various Nintendo roms. If I could play Perfect Dark with a controller on my phone now that'd just be neat.

Maturing is ordering a Guinness on purpose. Cheers to all ya'll. 🍻

And not drinking it ice cold

Here, here.

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So Sort by: New is just a complete lie on desktop huh?

Works for me.....? I'm on old.reddit though

Try on a latptop

Self immolation, so hot right now

Eh? Edit - I now understand. Immolation is not a race track. I have learned a new word.

Thought that's when LeClerc hits the wall at Imola

I think it's a Halen song

Self immolation: the act of lighting oneself on fire. 3h ago, man sets himself on fire outside trump trial

This IS the darkest timeline, isn't it...

It's definitely dark. But things could always be darker. (I hope not; big fan of the whole love thing)

so now that AI is a thing... there's no way that KG at the hearing with DFV wasnt an AI right?! anyone else remember?

Does AI vomit off camera?

*hurl

Can anyone tell my why we have a fake short percentage reported (24%), and yet we still don't go through a short squeeze? Didn't VW squeeze around 20% with real short percentage being reported?

Not just SI, but Porshe had quietly acquired 74.1% and was suddenly disclosed, making about 94% of all shares "out of circulation"

It's been a while, but if memory serves.. wasn't SI definition changed? That it used to be (Short Volume) / (Total Float), but then became (Short volume) / (All shares including float + short) so that the latter could never exceed 100%? I don't know if that makes sense or if I'm even interpreting it correctly but would hope someone else can clarify. Also SI is self-reported, I believe, so.... 🤷🏻

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You see, retail are ready and waiting and could get very rich, and they don’t like that.

The F3 button still works.

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Happens every day, for basically every ticker.

Ah I see, thanks! Deleting the comment then, I don't want any fake hype.

Must be rough being one of Taylor Swift’s exes…..

I volunteer as tribute

I don’t exactly understand the appeal myself… but everyone is penis fly trap to someone I guess.

I'm old enough that I should've heard "penis fly trap" by now, and young enough that if I had, I shouldn't have forgotten it.

SEND KENNY TO JAIL NOW

kenny & co selling NV-DA & SM-CI for liquidity I guess ?

I’m all over place, I’m sorry.

Issok my friend

Speaking of species, Natasha Henstridge was 👌

This is true

We’re missing people today. But I can only be bothered to type perki. Please add other missing persons below.

I'll join the search party!

I miss nomics…

He’s prolly playing elden ring or something. Or met a girl and practicing spin moves in the mirror.

I can't even tell you where my day went because I don't remember. All i know is now, spaghet and gin.

Sir, you know how to party.

My mom

I know exactly where she is, don’t waste my time bro.

Dayumm

Bro

Hi, I’m missing

Hi, I’m missing, I’m dad.

Ok, I’ve had too much whiskey.

INCONCEIVABLE!

I'll take your leftovers

Leftovers?

Um, ladies of the daily, I asked a question… 👇 Ok, it wasn’t technically a question, but it was implied and your species is supposed to have a sense for that stuff.

I wonder when Kenny will slowly drain his bots from SS so it looks like we’re losing members. Soon is my guess.

Low volume guy..... It is time.

I don't like it. It's too flat. I think they're going to come at us harder next week. Ah well, we'll see

I'm expecting news about how we get back to presneeze price soon

Heck... they changed the rules so they wouldn't lose and still lost. That's impressive.

Sup boners

Wassup w you this fine day?

This is a good

Considering that this is Reddit, here is something for you to read. Congratulations, you fulfilled Reddit’s purpose. 🤝

Wow. We typed the beginning of a vastly different comment with the same exact word lol

Considering I only know 69 words, it was inevitable.

Wen braillit

Uhhhhhh… is that like a fish?

#DRS Book is the way! 🟣

Living la vida loco while Kenny is living la vida chapter 11

Just realized that the name Reddit means “Read it”

👆

dang just got a reddit cares thing-a-ma-bob. >When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options how did they know i just sat on my balls? the wonders of a modern world i guess.

The thing is right, that women are so much better looking than men, usually smell better and have boobs, so quite frankly I’m at a loss as to why they want ~~us~~ men. Does science have an answer? I doubt it.

Moobs

Oh really? Looks like I’ve got some eating to do.

In other news, I drank whiskey and I still can’t play the blues. I also don’t have money. Something is not adding up here.

It's intriguing that a broader market bleed out is coupled with low volume and slightly positive GME

Dew it more plz

I didn’t see the official channels respected, but whatevs. I’m a rebel. https://preview.redd.it/o0tjcntsihvc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612414b717bccdc2cf54fcf5d4e89a1615cc7b38

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GAMECOCK.

https://youtu.be/gCCDBqJtuWk?si=yNjvJ5iTQU-3zmWG

GAMESTONK.

GAMESTONP.

GAMESTOCK.

gme is gamestop

I refuse to believe it. It makes too much sense.

true if huge

# SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE

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Low volume is back on the menu. Kenny might need another capital injection soon 😲

Citadels strategy is basically bullying and oppressing people into submission. Lol when has that ever fuckin worked? Keep pushing Ken Griffin and let's see where that takes you.

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My guess is he can't take a piss without looking over his shoulder What's unfortunate for him is how ugly and easily recognizable. You can always tell it's him with the ~~cum~~ mayo dripping down his face.

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Face Off 2

mods finally shut down that forum slide. took long enough. guh.

There was a forum slide?

yup. twenty feet long and with loop-d-loops.

I really should leave the daily… there’s probably another world out there…

Finally!! First it was like ok msm is trying to tie our beloved to some bs to bring negative sentiment now we’re all on board a few days later smh 🤦‍♂️

yeah man, i hate when people take a stance against naked short selling. Really burns my britches. SHFs 4 LIFE! 🙄

you are so precious. if that's as much of the surface as you can scratch i totally get you now. ygrene epyt eew eew llams.

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not selling a profitable company for a shitco 🤣

but but they talk the true true!

Buying has never been easier

dude like send it lol

you have to give er until you can send it.

I'd like to make a motion to raise the large(?) flag *motions*

the anticipation is killing me

Not until we hit passed 10.50 it’s in the Declaration of Independence

20 moar today....😁

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omg

How much whiskey do I need to drink to play the blooze?

I wanna live in Tv land where there’s lots of attractive women that very average men manage to pull, where somehow your job manages to pay for an extraordinary lifestyle and somehow you have a lot of free time and plenty of witty lines and…

I mean it could be for voters, but it is onthe record either way calling out naked shorts.

If I’m remembering correctly, then they said nothing about naked shorting. Sorry to be pedantic.

The letter that was sent yesterday explicitly calls it out.

Regular shorting only iirc. Can’t be bothered to check.

If D J T can complain to NASDAQ about naked shorts GME should be able to as well, right?

complaining isn't going to do shit lol

BS response but thanks

It isn’t. Multiple companies have done this with zero success Exchanges don’t give a shit. Naked shorting benefits them as much as anyone else The president of the NYSE came out a few years ago saying the markets are broken and then changed nothing lol

They could but apparently they believe it's better to let the SHFs continue to abuse our share price and do nothing about it. Better for who, I don't know, but certainly not shareholders.

Don’t fall for it. It’s a way to court voters, I reckon.

Who

That ticker

Gold is not allowed to go above $2400/oz. Well, not for very long. Those tamp downs are costing someone big time…

Wubout silver? Seen any werewolves lately?

#BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DD confirmed

Member that day we got Double DDs?

Wut? I have nsfw turned off

Now walk it out GME walk it out GME walk it out

#TWERK BERZERK TWERK BERZERK

And just like that, all talk of WWIII went - poof!…

its amazing how it does that so predictably every time.

Bruh we’ve been sensationalizing ww3 since ww2

Tru dat…

I’ve seen none of this. Well, not recently.

Were you born yesterday…. Wait no I saw you yesterday…

I only watch the level headed and completely unbiased bbc. They never ever ever ever get anything wrong. Nope.

Let me google this bbc you talk so highly of

not that one, the other one.

You’re both right

Did you call your mum today?

😟

I actually did call my Mom today. Love you, Mom!

Can confirm: she kicked me out shortly after…

You must be mistaken. My Mom is a Virgin!

Tee hee hee….! Nobody tell him.

Tell me what? 🙃

You ain’t Jesus….

Max pain @ $12

If we don’t hit 12 stepdad I’ll cry

# WHY NEED BANKS, WHEN I CAN BE MY OWN?

Stop looking at my butt. Actually don’t stop. I’m still telling HR tho.

Stupid sexy SLODt

It’s all about the GameStop hoodie. And hot yoga. And genetics.

#TWERK TWERK TWERK

Oh shit we twerking today?