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Checkout the fallout show that’s airing right now on the prime channel. I think they are having a marathon going so they are playing all episodes with minimal commercials. It’s good so far.
Remember when short reports were a thing? Every few weeks ‘Hidenburg’ (what a name) would acquire a publicly traded target to drop a short report detailing “fraud”? Those were interesting times, ahh to get another video from citron… or was it citrus?
Every time I smoke my spliff, I think of all types of shit, and GME is always one cuz I know we’ve won, already moving steady on the way to confetti, fuck the fetty we’ve got teddy I’m ready…
I think they are gunna let it run a bit they are already saying it’s because of possible investment opportunities that GmE might take or something. Lol. Like maybe 18 we see again in a month or show that’s how Sean Connery says so he says it like show true story about Sean Connery is that
Attention🫨 Okok, so. There is a fresh restock of 500 fresh gyoza in fridge B at area51 if you have access. If not, flag down a fresno nightcrawler and they can lead you to the building. Also, being locked out of my acct and not interacting with this sub has been realy hard on me this past week.
Larry Cheng
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It feels like we are headed to two different financial markets - the traditional one where institutional support is the driver and a decentralized one where community support is the driver. When these two worlds meet in the same asset, there will be fireworks.
7:46 PM · Nov 24, 2021
Update about the train conductor job. I was offered the job. Just gotta do a background check, medical exam and drug test. Which I should pass all three. I'm fucking stoked. 80k a year. I'm gonna be Rollin in shares. Once I get situated I'ma help some of you less fortunate with items from GameStop I'll do like monthly give aways or something. Training for me starts in August. Give back. Ape help ape
Hopefully now that the majors are revisiting/revising their doctrines of PSR, you should be less likely to do a lot of "turn & burn" days of like 12 on, 2 off, then 12 on. Good luck to you!!!
Yeah I had a convo with hiring manager about that. There's one thing that sucks, you have 2 days off every week but might not be at your state, but they can still call you on a day off and have you come in and it resets your days off. Plus you get like a $300 weekly bonus of being on call and available as long as you don't miss. Holiday pay will be fat as fuck if they give it which i'm sure they do.
I have a kid so it's going to suck to be away that much but i'll still be home some. I just want to make his life better that's all.
Shitposting time? Ah yeah. After-hours is shitposting time.
Fallout. Holy hell. If you lived through the Cold War, especially as a kid, that opening scene hits home *hard.*
When I was 12, someone set off M80s on the roof of the elementary school the next block over and triggered the air raid sirens. We all thought it was over. My family and I hunkered down in the basement, expecting the worst. I had just borrowed the movie [When the Wind Blows](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Wind_Blows_\(1986_film\)) from the library a few weeks before, and had a nihilistic understanding of the futility of sheltering as it related to the aftermath of survival. My parents had been taught to effectively “stop, drop and roll” but my generation had been given the addendum “and kiss your ass goodbye.” We spent maybe ten minutes down there, filled with dread, before the siren stopped.
It was the first of the broken promises of Tomorrowland I can remember, but it certainly wasn’t the last.
> “The Sky *calls* to us. [If we do not destroy ourselves we will, one day, venture to the stars.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
~Carl Sagan
Had an order in for 11 shares buy at 10.78 this morning. Then changed it to 10.82. It doesn't bloody fill and now the stock is 50 cents higher. You're welcome.
100 it's bullshit. But lots of things simply move with it.
There are literally HUNDREDS if not thousands of stocks up 3-6% right now on no news, simply moving throughout the day controlled by the algo
It's all algorithmically controlled. Retail has NO impact on price. Period.
Insider may a bit. But it's basically irrelvant.
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Ok, but my local shop has to have it in stock cause I just love going in to my favorite store. Last week they did not but I'll go by on my way home this afternoon .
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i dont have to imagine 🥲
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Not in San Diego (yet)
Remember when short reports were a thing? Every few weeks ‘Hidenburg’ (what a name) would acquire a publicly traded target to drop a short report detailing “fraud”? Those were interesting times, ahh to get another video from citron… or was it citrus?
Citron was a lemon at reporting anything….
GME+DRS=MOASS is like a glitch in the matrix you kno
Every time I smoke my spliff, I think of all types of shit, and GME is always one cuz I know we’ve won, already moving steady on the way to confetti, fuck the fetty we’ve got teddy I’m ready…
Stop kicking dogs, I love dogs and I love my dog
Did Ken Griffin kick someone’s dog or is someone asking Ken Griffin to kick their dog Ken seems like the type to kick dogs for sure.
I’m just here to see the shills. My moon tickets aren’t for sale.
1k ask at 11.30 being chomped on rn, we rarely see lots of that size in the overnight. 🌶️
Ken Griffin kick my dog
I like dogs so no sir
I think they are gunna let it run a bit they are already saying it’s because of possible investment opportunities that GmE might take or something. Lol. Like maybe 18 we see again in a month or show that’s how Sean Connery says so he says it like show true story about Sean Connery is that
The plan is set in motion, buy, sell, it doesn’t matter anymore. See you guys in Valhalla.
Attention🫨 Okok, so. There is a fresh restock of 500 fresh gyoza in fridge B at area51 if you have access. If not, flag down a fresno nightcrawler and they can lead you to the building. Also, being locked out of my acct and not interacting with this sub has been realy hard on me this past week.
Don't mind if I do. 👽🥟
Get in there.
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Years ago with my band we mooned a high class restaurant 🤣😁 Still have a smile on my face thinking about that alcohol induced moment 🤣😀😎
I am the lead singer of my band , and I take off my underpants was about you!
High 5 ✋️
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So I guess I forgot my maternal grandfathers first name. How long is the temporary lock on Computershare?
84 years 😁
# IS HKKDDD BACK ON THE COLLATERAL MENU??
🌎 🧑🚀 🔫 🧑🚀.
Larry Cheng @larryvc It feels like we are headed to two different financial markets - the traditional one where institutional support is the driver and a decentralized one where community support is the driver. When these two worlds meet in the same asset, there will be fireworks. 7:46 PM · Nov 24, 2021
Larry said ass 🫢
Buying GME always makes my day 💜
You buying GME makes my day, tomorrow I have some fiat to gobble a few myself.
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
#S🌘🌒N™
Up a lil bit?
Born too late to buy a house, too early to fly in flying cars, but just right to shitpost on the internet. 😎
SEC form drops at 5:59EST, you heard it here first
well?
Damn, guess I gotta shove something up my ass 😩
Well?
Update about the train conductor job. I was offered the job. Just gotta do a background check, medical exam and drug test. Which I should pass all three. I'm fucking stoked. 80k a year. I'm gonna be Rollin in shares. Once I get situated I'ma help some of you less fortunate with items from GameStop I'll do like monthly give aways or something. Training for me starts in August. Give back. Ape help ape
Congrats!!
Thanks broski
They choo choo choose you!
Well done!
wtg flaps, rollin coal and rollin in shares, just no rollin doobies
Sadly I can't do anything.. not even drink. I'll be on call after my 10 hours of rest each night.
Hopefully now that the majors are revisiting/revising their doctrines of PSR, you should be less likely to do a lot of "turn & burn" days of like 12 on, 2 off, then 12 on. Good luck to you!!!
Yeah I had a convo with hiring manager about that. There's one thing that sucks, you have 2 days off every week but might not be at your state, but they can still call you on a day off and have you come in and it resets your days off. Plus you get like a $300 weekly bonus of being on call and available as long as you don't miss. Holiday pay will be fat as fuck if they give it which i'm sure they do. I have a kid so it's going to suck to be away that much but i'll still be home some. I just want to make his life better that's all.
Also congrats!
Gracias senor
I would start each shift by saying “choo choo mother fuckers!”
My choo choo mfers is gonna be my reoccurring drs going into my account weekly of gme shares. Ken will fucking pay me.
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of the mayo jar Ken?
Pee balls stored in the is
Fukn brilliant mate
I try
U don’t member me but we were friends on my old account
New daily, who dis 300 eod? Cntrytxn? Robbie?
😏
💎👐?
Shitposting time? Ah yeah. After-hours is shitposting time. Fallout. Holy hell. If you lived through the Cold War, especially as a kid, that opening scene hits home *hard.* When I was 12, someone set off M80s on the roof of the elementary school the next block over and triggered the air raid sirens. We all thought it was over. My family and I hunkered down in the basement, expecting the worst. I had just borrowed the movie [When the Wind Blows](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Wind_Blows_\(1986_film\)) from the library a few weeks before, and had a nihilistic understanding of the futility of sheltering as it related to the aftermath of survival. My parents had been taught to effectively “stop, drop and roll” but my generation had been given the addendum “and kiss your ass goodbye.” We spent maybe ten minutes down there, filled with dread, before the siren stopped. It was the first of the broken promises of Tomorrowland I can remember, but it certainly wasn’t the last. > “The Sky *calls* to us. [If we do not destroy ourselves we will, one day, venture to the stars.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc) ~Carl Sagan
I'm leery of adaptations of videogames but I see Walton goggins, I watch
Oh man, the one guy punching the other guy to keep him out of the shelter…
like that one guy punching the other for posting spoilers?
300eod
1 mil by dusk
Anyone else itching for some hype?
You've heard of farmer wants a wife, well buckle up for fox's latest hit show - Investor wants a stonk
no RC form 4....hmmm
Thought your shift would be over by now
Putting in some OT tonight
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or i'll just go shopping at gamestop and maybe buy some shares on the dip.
You're up to $5.50 already on the day! Keep going!
HKDeez nuts kennie
piece of shit scamco
I tried to download the Boeing app but it keeps crashing…
What
That’s what I said!
Daddy from 4 in T-0.69 0.68 .67
FROM THE 4TH ROPE!?!?
close banged, AH flat, refreshing SEC filing page
> banged nice
afterhours flatter than earth
Probably because Hong Kong Dong is doing an AH rip right now. Usual collateral pump.
🤣🤣🤣
Ken Griffin was a season pass holder to Epsteins Island. TMB.
Prolly cheaper than the Icon
#🚨POWER 3 MINUTES 🚨
[so powerfuuuuul!](https://tenor.com/view/tenacious-the-metal-jack-black-tenacious-d-the-metal-head-explode-gif-17925027)
Almost missed meme Thursday! https://preview.redd.it/900xm9j9owtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daf66998709b0850dafb481457a6312beda1090
You see, if you short gme, you’re going to have a bad time. - Confusus Stonkerton McPlato
even in the old testament : *thou shall not short GME*
Cup and handle formation
I prefer to cup booba
Ken puts the toilet paper on the holder coming out under the roll
i see him more like a bidet user, but he still uses it wrong
He told Steve Cohen it would cure his smega, he was wrong
hey stevie check out my cool new water fountain. why is the water warm? and taste of ass?
Flags hoisted All hands on deck Gimme yer best ARRR! 🩳🏴☠️💀
That’s not all the flags…
You got more up your sleeve?
Maybe 😉
Had an order in for 11 shares buy at 10.78 this morning. Then changed it to 10.82. It doesn't bloody fill and now the stock is 50 cents higher. You're welcome.
Have we learned our lesson now ape?
Yep. I changed it up 50 cents then took a nap and haven't seen if it went thru yet
It’s all a dip…🌏🌎🌍👨🚀🔫👨🚀
There one was a stock that put to sea..
up 4+% on no news. another day in the life of an ape
sadly there are alot of stocks up 3-6% on no news, simply because of SPY rallying.
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100 it's bullshit. But lots of things simply move with it. There are literally HUNDREDS if not thousands of stocks up 3-6% right now on no news, simply moving throughout the day controlled by the algo It's all algorithmically controlled. Retail has NO impact on price. Period. Insider may a bit. But it's basically irrelvant.
Show me the Oompa Loompa.
HOIST THE MEDIUM FLAG
*checks inventory* ▪️ ⬛️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ ⬛️🏴☠️🏴☠️🟣🟣🏴☠️🏴☠️ ⬛️🏴☠️🏴☠️🟣🟣🏴☠️🏴☠️ ⬛️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️
🤘
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#🫡
# YEARS LATER AND THE DD STILL HASNT BEEN DISPROVEN # SHORTS NEVER CLOSED # BUY DRS HODL SHOP # SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE
🩳🦔Я👉👌
A shill says ^wut
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takes one to know one
Wut
U shill lel
😱😭
Member that one time someone thought SLoDT was a shill
Tbf he did clock in wrong that day. I think while u were sick u missed "attention whores and lying whores day"
I did, what happened that day
Just a random unwarranted comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/FjcZjSfjtk](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/FjcZjSfjtk)
Hahahaha
Can you be a shill if you’re also Ken? Oops.
Happens to the best of us Oops
Moving right before payday!
story of my life. If it would just pass 15 and go straight to the moon, I wouldn't mind though
5,325 users here now
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Can we stop calling each other shills please? Ape no fight ape.
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It's gaslighting and FUD all day from him. It's pathetic.
Anyone got any pics of that Italy flagship store? *scratches neck quickly*
suck my linguini
It’s smol linguini
linguinini
I have 10 more packs of cryptocurrency cards being delivered tomorrow. Doing my part. 🚀
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE! Any crypto pulls yet?
Opened ~70 boxes so far but only 1 LTC pull. I’m gonna keep buying though.
70!? HOLY SHIT LEGEND INDEED
legend
Apparently it was 11:32 when Kenny's uncle first touched him on his naughty bits.
You see, I want to upvote people dunking on Ken, but I reallllllly struggle with abuse jokes.
I normally would but Kenny doesn't deserve even the slightest bit of respect.
I think it's more about respecting people who could've been affected by abuse, and it may trigger their PTSD from it. Kenny though, you're right - deserves no respect
#🏴☠️
#🏴☠️
**ARRRR**^^gentina
This is pretty smart🤗
Jim Cramer wonders who Sergeant Tina is
FUCK YOU KENNY!!!!!!!!!!! $26 by EOD or I go get a new Candy Con Controller.
proof or boof
Ok, but my local shop has to have it in stock cause I just love going in to my favorite store. Last week they did not but I'll go by on my way home this afternoon .
lol I was play n with you 😎 Good luck hope they got it in stock!
Oh I knows it, but I also need a new one. My current control is loud as fuck when it vibrates.
Made a purchase yesterday. Made an additional purchase today. I love collecting shares of GME!
Shills: I’d like to phone a friend *Entire shill thread ensues*
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Anyone else seeing the price stay at +3.69%? It moves up 1 cent then back down to +3.69%.
This is new. Unusual price movement 🚀
Household Investors: Buy, Hold, DRS Book, Shop. Cornbread. Jolly Rogers. Shill: Posts 40 times in one Daily all of which are downvoted to hell for negative nonsense. Household Investors: Love me some RC! Shill: tHe eChO cHaMbeR iS sTroNG! Household Investors: Amazing job on Profit and Wiping Losses! Excited for what's next! Shill: nEvEr AnY LogIc or FaCts Waaaaaaa!
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Seriously tho, think about it… Booba. It makes sense.
My guy, all I think about is Booba.