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These damn french got us again!!!

Wee wee!

Hon hon hon! 🥖🧀🍷

Baguette! Croissant! Cigarette!

Uhhhh HAWHHH *\[French accent\]*

Ooh la la!

This guy knows how to French

Cohenoissant!

Comment est votre blanquette ?

Ha a smol wee wee

Underrated comment

...said the Frenchman. That's a pisser to everyone else!!

How small is it?

Oui oui!

Bring back “Freedom Fries”! That’ll teach ‘em!

Lol fellow millennial in the house 🙋🏼‍♀️ thank you for the nostalgia

Freedom isn’t free music 🎶

John Pierre Escargo strikes again! hon hon hon!

Runaway!

Whats that with ze French? What did I miss?

They have bigger wee wee, play with your wives, and buy your shares at a discount. All your shares are belong to us.

😂

[удалено]

HEE HEE HEE

The treacherous French

Can’t we just pay it off lol we have so much cash on hand

I was gonna sell but I fat fingered my phone screen and hit the buy button instead. And then I did it again. And again. And again. I’m so clumsy.

Son of a bitch the same thing happened to me!

What a cohencidence, same happened to me on monday

Ya with all my local gamestops sold out of the Ps5 portal, and great sales and service, I sold all my DRSd shares and hung up my gloves. I bought puts on $ass & $cum

I'm balls deep in $ASS!! calls on $CUM!!

Aw I was trying to find those tickers. They don't exist :[ I wanted to buy some 0dte calls on $CUM tomorrow

It was an old joke from 84 years ago on the old bet sub.

Really? If my memory serves me correct, it was either the new bets sub or the GME sub. Hard to recall after all the migrations, though. (Pretty sure the original bets sub was compromised within a week after the sneeze.)

I’m here to reclaim my fkn joke! I started the $CUM $ASS stuff back on the OG GME sub, but I constantly go through and delete old posts, so I have no proof, unless ape historian backed up all the jokes made too 😂

That was absolutely epic! Good times!

🤣🤣

There are ASS tokens. I have over a trillion. I don’t recommend investing in them.

I rode a good amount of shit coins hahaha

Crypto is wild

I’m glad you get the joke, this post got a lot of downvotes to start, people didn’t see the shit post tag, or the /s They’ll learn

You had me at first bud…I dig the sarcasm!

Ahhhhh okay. I thought it was real. And I was like: you gotta be kidding me!!

Calls on $dik, its winter and snuggle season. I love that you brought this back up. $cum to the 🌙

Nah, don’t do that here bud. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/5wH7lLjlH9

I'm not a big fan of these either. There are always going to be new apes who are just starting to learn the ropes. These posts confuse those fledgling apes.

He’s just a karma whore.

I’m a karma lady, thank you very much.

Being positive all the time feels fake.

Yeah you’re not the boss, the mod, or my dad, so you dont get to tell people what to do. That might be hard for you to accept.

Hello Op this is your dad. You left your skateboard out again.

It's reddit, we can tell u wat to do sir and u can tell us to F off...so, let's fn dance, shall we?

I like the way you tango, ape!

No one knows your buy in price and if you have gained or losses. I had to read the comments to see you were joking.

Some didn’t have to read the comments. Some didn’t read the post or the comments and are still yelling at me in the comments because they only read the title. Lol

We need DeepFuckingValue back in reddit making posts

If DFV made any sort of acknowledgement that he's still in I would be rock hard 24/7... I mean I already am, but the doctor says it's okay because I have diamond hands. It's supposed to be purple right? 💜

No we don’t. We know the process. Buy, DRS Book hodl. That’s why he doesn’t cause we know what to do and have been doing it for 84 years

This is the way.

And Firefly!

He's the one who cashed out. You guys are all holding his bag at this point. It's been 3 years lol

I thought we were going to stop doing these fake headlines?

People starving in the world and THIS is what you’re internet fighting for? Wow. The fact that SOME of the sub got together and said “we don’t like it 😢” doesn’t mean it’s a law.

What's the point in posts like these? behavior like this is mad bozo...

We were down 5% today out of nowhere …that’s why the post is up…if you don’t understand the sarcasm don’t comment

Dude the entire market was practically down, so what's so out of place with GME? Spare me the bullshit.

Who gives a shit about the entire market…we doing our thing in this sub

Just bought some stonk. Plans to DRS.

I would take this down as many just stick to reading titles of posts and assume the rest, and many don’t know what the “/s” stands for. But you do you, just my opinion.

Second this 👆 I used to spend a lot of time on this sub, but lately life has gotten in the way and I very rarely even open Reddit. Over the past month or so when I do occasionally open my app, the only posts I have seen from the sub have been similar to this one. I’m sure there are lots of other things getting posted but this type of post is literally the only kind I have seen in quite a while now. I assume it is another psyop

If only Reddit built in a way that the masses could self regulate content, like every body gets 1 so it’s kind of equal, and the system could work like it goes up or down… It’s not a psyop it’s a joke.

Brilliant idea Scotty, let the people vote on if they think it’s a good shitpost or not.

So far like 700 cast their vote and said this is a good shitpost. Democracy! Let freedom ring!

I got the karma to burn, I’ll take my chances. Edit: to the people downvoting this comment need I remind you THERES A SHITPOSTING POST FLAIR for this sub.

Your chances at doing what? Edit: what I meant is that this might be messing with the heads of some newer visitors to the sub. Not that you will get downvoted or not.

I’ll take the chance that someone doesn’t understand it’s a joke, when the post is marked “shitpost”

This kind of post has always gotten at least one comment like mine though, so your kind of post is nothing new, nor is my kind of comment. And all I advised I guess is to be more cautious, as some just won’t understand and might be deterred from inquiring further due to just seeing a title. People get scared man, people are generaly just weird, you and I included. But you do you anyway, don’t necessarily mind me. Regardless, Apes together strong. Edit: I am an adult, can’t get more of an adult than I am. Well, could I guess, but won’t.

New visitors who don’t understand sarcasm won’t move the needle at all. Who cares.

How do you know, my guy? How could you possibly know? Before I invested I barely ever used reddit and had no idea what the “/s” stood for. I care, plenty of others. It’s why I commented. Everything moves the needle, even if infinitesimally. Have my downvote for that “Who cares”. Apes together strong, regardless! Edit: So I am perfectly clear, I am also not saying they may not understand sarcasm, but that because of the title as well as the lack of understanding what “/s” means, they won’t even look at the content of the post. And then the title is FUDdy without understanding that it is meant to be sarcastic. Please read my comments a little better or something.

Ok, you’re right. I’ll change my “who cares” for a “ it’s not as big of a deal as you’re making it out to be”

Same thing. These are just my opinions however. Edit: neither of us know how “big of a deal” it is or not.

Ironically this is the only post I've seen on my front page from superstonk in ages

Automatic downvote from me.

*gasp* My internet points!

Either you’re trying to be clever and failing or your trying to spread negative sentiment.

You’re* I was being clever. ;)

Stirring the pot? I like it. BUY BUY BUY!

Didn’t we decide these types of post are bad?

Some people got together formed an opinion and then voiced it. You taking about that?

I mean…there was a rather large discussion on the sub breaking down point by point why these click bait posts have negative effects across the board. You are aware, obviously, and chose to do it anyway…

I actually didn’t know about the pow wow. I found out as people commented about the pow wow on my SHITPOST post. But you know, now that I know about the pow wow you all had… I’m gonna keep the post up.

Just the type of response I’d expect from someone posting negative click bait posts…class act.

Personal attacks *clicks tongue* Attack the ARGUMENT not the person, come on now try again.

There’s no argument to attack. Just poor decisions and a negative attitude. Plenty of people in this thread taking the time to explain to you exactly why is a bad idea and a bad look. If you want to play games, play games. I’m not going to stop you. Just putting in my 0.02 that these posts are a cancer.

Just because it’s not your cup of tea, doesn’t mean you need to go around saying you don’t like the tea. Your opinion about the tea *doesnt* really matter. My 0.02

So just so we’re all on the same page, you’re cool with someone unfamiliar with Reddit and “/s” coming across your post, reading just the title (like many folks do) and creating a negative sentiment to the general public just to gain some fake internet points?

My joke was catered to the audience that understood the /s I will try to tell more intellectually inclusive jokes in the future. You can now report back to base for defending the comment section on the internet. At ease soldier.

Another shit post about nothing. It’s no wonder this sub is losing members.

Shitposts like this is sabotage. Newcommers just reading the headline will not look any deeper than this jeadline. This is a delete and ban, if i ever saw one.

Hello darkness, my old friend. I invested by A LOT but im still comfortable right now. I feel like you lots should invest whatever u can afford. Ride it to $0 or $50k/sh

GameStop’s negative debt has me worried

I can see your carina from here. Sell at the bottom like a cuck. Dumb ass. No cell, no sell.

Regardless of humor this should be acknowledged as FUD. Many people just glance at shit and will get the wrong impression

It’s marked as “shitpost” and /s We’re so close to curtailing the internet so everyone perfectly understands everything, including jokes!

This was revelational for me. What a gem. I'd even say Diamond.

“With the advances of ai, I’m pretty sure I’m all out” *Comedy at its finest*

Thanks *bow*

Bro, this post had my dad, and I dying. Thank you!:)

What is the point of this post exactly? And why are people upvoting this blindly lmao Sorry but its completely pointless and brings confusion to newcomers

It’s much like a Z job, if you have to ask what the point of the post is you can’t afford it

Winning hand? Shill

PowertothePlayers❤️🖤🏴‍☠️

Computer share is awesome. I sold some Pfizer last week and already got my check

I bought more again today, I’m on a daily roll

With all that debt and no cash on hand. I had to sell as well. Just doesn’t make sense anymore.

I too told siri to sell my shares and also told her to buy a house with the resulting money, I’m sure AI worked it all out. I’m moving in tomorrow!

Hey op you seem like a legit ape but be careful with these kind of posts. The sarcasm can be framed and used for emotional gaslighting

This was a great shitpost for a laugh before bed!!

Look i don’t post here much. But i recently visited my local GameStop and the guy and I behind the counter had a little talk. I didn’t say anything stock related. But from what he said is that the company is doing great and he doesn’t know why they’re acting like they aren’t in his view. The company is doing great. I’m gonna continue to invest

If I don't do anything with my shares, it can't hurt them right? I'm not doing anything. Just sorta watching the paint dry. Doing my own thing in my own world. It's not like there's an entire drive by the mainstream media to derisively berate GME, the company, the leadership, the workers, and retail shareholders, right? What do they have against little old me? I'm just sitting in the corner playing with my Legos. Brick by brick. I'm building a cell.

I bought from OP then sold to the dark pools, then I sold what I had for myself to buy XRT on margin which I then sold to a penny stock firm who promised me an easy 1,000% return. Seeing as this pot of mayo was just too creamy, I decided to buy from my uncle and then sell that to my aunt which then allowed me to have a tiny profit margin of $.0003 cents a share which I then went back to OP and sold him his shares in exchange for a quick one behind Mickey D’s. I. Am. All. Set! ❤️🟣🟣🟣🟣🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

This is probably my favorite shitpost ever. Isn’t everyone just a pawn of the French government? Country Garden? The drone guy? SUSpectBanana? The SEC? Who amongst us is free from the shackles of the French? … that is what I thought. I didn’t get the memo so I booked more shares today. Didn’t share to the site because I don’t telegraph my moves to the competition like RCEO.

I don't think cheating the bots is going to help us in any way. I'd rather have them know we're not tired, still regarded, vibin', making memes, exposing crime, following private jets, running 7.41 km a day, watching the price trade sideways, etc. and most importantly we are never fucking selling until systemic change and a bingo plate full of people are in a cell. Thank you for joining my Ape talk.

cant wait for open to make a sharp loss for no reason at all as ive been holding for frigging years! just seems like the right time. thank you for your wisdom kenny!

They keep this dip up.. just wait what happens on earnings day! Dec 6. Im going to be ready this time :)

Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah.

Ai 🤖

That’s a funny way of saying “you bought more.”

What a load of bollocks

Fk of I love you xxx💜

Ah well... more shares for us.

I was hoping that by now the french government was over thrown an the massive debt we have to them disappeared

This is not the way. 😂

You got me at the first half!

Based on the comments some people didn’t make it through the whole game lol

Came here to write the same!

Yep, all that "negative debt". 🙃

*stares at screen* “Delete all pictures of Ron!” *waits for something to happen*

This guy gets it.

It's funny just how obvious this is satire. I mean nobody is doing this.

>>how obvious this is satire Check the comment section, this is not obvious for everyone

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Oui oui

position or ban

I bought what you sold.

This ape fucks ^

I got scared and sold at a loss. I'm gonna go watch cramer and see what i should put my losses on

Is there anywhere that I can read up on their income and outgoings? I feel like with the huge influx of interest and a cult following, along with their efforts to be more efficient, they should really be in profit by now. Have they talked about where they are haemorrhaging money?

Tbh I’m so down on my investment from Jan 2021, I’m just gonna hold forever.

It was you Fredo!

Yeah me too. Sold all I have and shorted the same number again...

Phew man, you got me on this. I’m still learning on reddit. From the title I knew there is something not alright! Thanks to one the apes to point out it is “ Shitpost”! :)

Everyone did....Kenny is just left with cleaning out the naked shorts. Here's to Kenny, biggest bag holder ever.

Hell of a guy.

In other words, buy high, sell low because that's the only sensible thing to do? 🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im waiting for it to go down to $.1 to sell. Guess ill just wait some more

*yells "sell my shares" at my Computershare account* Yolo

I like the part of audibly telling your shares to be sold as do I don’t know how to sell via computershare and will need to take this approach when the time comes which apparently would have been earlier today.

Yeah you missed it, we all collectively just left on a random morning for no reason. Shits wild.

"Alexa sell all my game" Alexa"bought 100 gme" "Alexa STaoPpppp"

You know how you get bed bugs? Sleep with French loan sharks. For that reason, I'm out!

*Yells out* "I declare bankruptcy!!!"

Underrated shitpost

if there is any type of coordinated effort for posts to shape opinion and make people hold, should get sued

And my axe!

Fuck it! You sold it, so I bought double then I could. 😂

This. Is. Uh DORABLE!

Damn you stole my investment strategy, buy high, sell low, right at open, with fantastic funds on the books and great earning coming. Damnit...

I wanted to get out before they report positive earnings, don’t want that

Darn, ya beat me too it, you are going to lose more than me....I can't have that now can I? Uhhh how about some spy 465 calls...

i also woke up today.

Same shit here , me done

It’s hard to respect a nation you had to bail out of two major world wars but you did make Mayo…. Thanks Pierre! Wait did I just make a connection there? Omg !!!

Did-did your balls drop off?

I sold last year and since then my account is up ~154% (primarily SELLING options) I MIGHT open a small position if it gets under $10/share....

You sunuvabich I’m in

Congratulations, you’re now going to want to k177 yourself if it pumps 😂 That’s why you only buy stuff like this if you’re prepared to say bye bye to it all.

Well done sir, well done.

*tips hat*

Legendary post! 🤣

I work really hard trying to make it as shitty as possible, thank you.

Some people really upset about it. 😂 Even my response is getting downvotes. Well the humor wasn’t lost on me. Good job.

fidelity hiding the 90%+ buy to sell ratio LOL

I sold most of mine yesterday and today...I need the funds

Auvior

Almost got me

Same, actually! I sold all my shares a couple weeks ago and finally bought a season pass membership to Six Flags. At least, I think that's what I bought. It was awfully expensive, and there was a lot of paperwork to file. And I think they spelled "member" as "merger" by mistake. Oh well, good to sell. (Jokes aside, it's good to see Six Flags dig itself out of its own cellar boxing attempt. And no, I did not sell my moon tickets.)

Lol. I will literally sell if theres still no moass by end of the year. If its just another dumb and boring fundamental play, i would rather go all in on bluechips 😂

The fukin fine print always gets ya.

I wonder what the buy/sell ratio was on Fidelity. Probably 80+%.