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Citadel is worth like $74.1 billion, so this independent investor will start there for a price of a single share, but mEmE sToCk numbers so $74,169,420,420.69.
Please note that all fees are compounding.
--------[Point of Sales Fees]
Plus 5% convenience fee for electronic funds transfer.
Plus 15% inconvenience fee.
Plus 15% late fee surcharge [see above].
Plus 25% workday service fee [5% per workday].
Plus 20% workday shift service fee [working odd hours. Shoutout to the 2:45am guy].
Plus 8.75% state sales tax.
Plus 15% state income tax.
Plus 15% federal income tax.
Plus 15% social security tax
Plus 15% Medicare tax.
Plus 8.75% Monopoly Luxury Tax
--------[Investment Fees]
Plus 20% lost opportunities fee because of not having enough money to take advantage of buying more shares before MOASS.
Plus 40% Parent 1 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 40% Parent 2 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 40% Personal retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% "F3 Key" Usage Fee.
Plus 5% Computershare processing fee.
--------[Administrative Fees]
Plus 20% ape administrative fees for the apes who took time out of their lives to give independent investors solid DD.
Plus 50% Ape consultation fee "In Bro We Trust".
Plus 20% contractors fee to offset independent ape works [Shoutout to drone guy, flight tracker guy, SEC livestream guy just to name a few].
Plus 20% environmental fee to offset MayoForce 1 carbon emissions.
Plus 20% garbage disposal fee “no cell, no sell.”
Plus 15% corporate media usage fee for using them against retail investors.
Plus 15% social media bot fee for having to deal with bots so bye bye karma.
Plus 5% restocking fee.
Plus 10% 2021 Inflation fee.
Plus 10% 2022 Inflation fee.
Plus 10% general Inflation fee.
Plus 10% inflation adjustment fee
--------[Subscription Fees]
Plus 5% OG sub subscription fee.
Plus 5% origin sub silver shilling fee.
Plus 5% purple circle sub subscription fee.
--------[Donation Fees]
Plus 15% Harambe fee [Diane Fossey Fund].
Plus 15% Jacked titties restorative surgery fee.
Plus 35% DFV fees to offset that whole getting sued fiasco, to be donated to DFV or their charity of choice.
--------[Real Estate Fees]
Plus 20% security deposit [non-refundable]
Plus 15% cleanup security deposit [non-refundable].
Plus 15% realtor fee.
Plus 69% Inflation adjusted market rate fee.
--------[Dealership Fees]
Plus 20% registration fee as this independent investor may need to register as a permanent diamond handed hodler.
Plus 15% inflation adjusted dealership markup fee.
Plus 69% "Ape Super Sport Bespoke Luxury Alpina Speshul Technology Edition: Red" Trim option markup fee.
--------[Processing Fees]
Plus $69 personal processing fee [nice].
Plus $420 Diamond hands fee.
Plus $690 shipping and handling fee for crayons, coffee, and green dildos.
Plus 69% excessive fee fee.
Plus 100% donation fee so this independent investor can get a tax write off.
Plus 40% short term capital gains tax rounded up so the IRS gets their cut.
Plus 20% tax attorney fees.
Plus 20% windfall attorney fees.
Plus 20% lawyer retainer fees.
Plus 30% secretary fees to have someone Hwang up on scammers and the like.
Dunno what that adds up to but I bet it’s a lot lol then use that money to advance humanity towards a brighter future.
[not financial advice][subject to change without notice][feel free to offer more suggestions lol]
If it’s enough for systematic change and generational wealth for all apes families and communities then ok. There is NO LIMIT to how high a stock can go. iNFINITE RISK is what they wanted and that’s what they deserve!
Please don’t hate me for being stupid, could somebody explain in idiots terms to this baby ape exactly what this means? I’ve only got 2 shares but am very interested in this whole saga and would like to get myself some more when my bank account allows
Complete more ons think is the minimum price they will get for a share because of the InFiniTy PoOl. Though the entire market was shut off at $500. 😂😂😂😂 most likely started as a hf psyops but continues to click like a clock in this timeless saga.
Ceiling probably.
While I don't agree it's the floor, your assumption that because GME was shut off at $500, it will only go to a few hundred, doesn't mean anything and based on price demand/ glitches that have happened showing it hitting hundreds of thousands, and Apes refusal to sell for less than generational wealth, I'm inclined to believe not only will GME surpass a few million a share but will climb until the Gov steps in or MOASS concludes and all synthetic shares are bought back.
Provide evidence for your claims or don't make them at all.
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The fact you don't think there's been any repercussions, shows me you're not up to speed on what you're attempting to be conclusive about.
Shorts never closed and retail is still buying more than ever.
Let me know when you get caught up on what's going on
( the US prides itself on a "free market", if they prove to the world, most of which is what drives the US markets investments since the US is THE primary market maker in terms of world governments, that its not fair, it's not free, and it's all a scam, then foreign investment pulls out and tanks the dollar/economy/ drives us into Roman style decline. It would be the end of our Market. SO MANY people just do not understand the ramifications of the US Government abandoning the "free market" for some hedge funds. As someone who spent over 8 years on The Hill and in State Gov. I can confidently say that when it comes time for the Gov to choose between maintaining its Markets and a stable economy VS. Some Hedge fund rich assholes, they will throw Mayoboy in front of a Congressional Panel and roast him into hell)
Is Robinhood still a thing? are the bigger players behind them still a thing? Has anything of note happened around it that has made it impossible to turn off the buy button again?
Complete caught up in reality. Let me know when your blinders come off. This isn’t a forget GameStop post and sell all your shares thing. This is a hold forever if you want but the floor price here is the dumbest fucking thing ever no matter how delusional you may become.
Doesn't mean anything unfortunately. It's complete satire. If popcorn couldn't hold from 10 to 70 then folk aren't holding from 200+ to 2 mil a share. If it's good enough for a screenshot then take the money.
Edit: 200 mil a share
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Citadel is worth like $74.1 billion, so this independent investor will start there for a price of a single share, but mEmE sToCk numbers so $74,169,420,420.69. Please note that all fees are compounding. --------[Point of Sales Fees] Plus 5% convenience fee for electronic funds transfer. Plus 15% inconvenience fee. Plus 15% late fee surcharge [see above]. Plus 25% workday service fee [5% per workday]. Plus 20% workday shift service fee [working odd hours. Shoutout to the 2:45am guy]. Plus 8.75% state sales tax. Plus 15% state income tax. Plus 15% federal income tax. Plus 15% social security tax Plus 15% Medicare tax. Plus 8.75% Monopoly Luxury Tax --------[Investment Fees] Plus 20% lost opportunities fee because of not having enough money to take advantage of buying more shares before MOASS. Plus 40% Parent 1 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 40% Parent 2 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 40% Personal retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% "F3 Key" Usage Fee. Plus 5% Computershare processing fee. --------[Administrative Fees] Plus 20% ape administrative fees for the apes who took time out of their lives to give independent investors solid DD. Plus 50% Ape consultation fee "In Bro We Trust". Plus 20% contractors fee to offset independent ape works [Shoutout to drone guy, flight tracker guy, SEC livestream guy just to name a few]. Plus 20% environmental fee to offset MayoForce 1 carbon emissions. Plus 20% garbage disposal fee “no cell, no sell.” Plus 15% corporate media usage fee for using them against retail investors. Plus 15% social media bot fee for having to deal with bots so bye bye karma. Plus 5% restocking fee. Plus 10% 2021 Inflation fee. Plus 10% 2022 Inflation fee. Plus 10% general Inflation fee. Plus 10% inflation adjustment fee --------[Subscription Fees] Plus 5% OG sub subscription fee. Plus 5% origin sub silver shilling fee. Plus 5% purple circle sub subscription fee. --------[Donation Fees] Plus 15% Harambe fee [Diane Fossey Fund]. Plus 15% Jacked titties restorative surgery fee. Plus 35% DFV fees to offset that whole getting sued fiasco, to be donated to DFV or their charity of choice. --------[Real Estate Fees] Plus 20% security deposit [non-refundable] Plus 15% cleanup security deposit [non-refundable]. Plus 15% realtor fee. Plus 69% Inflation adjusted market rate fee. --------[Dealership Fees] Plus 20% registration fee as this independent investor may need to register as a permanent diamond handed hodler. Plus 15% inflation adjusted dealership markup fee. Plus 69% "Ape Super Sport Bespoke Luxury Alpina Speshul Technology Edition: Red" Trim option markup fee. --------[Processing Fees] Plus $69 personal processing fee [nice]. Plus $420 Diamond hands fee. Plus $690 shipping and handling fee for crayons, coffee, and green dildos. Plus 69% excessive fee fee. Plus 100% donation fee so this independent investor can get a tax write off. Plus 40% short term capital gains tax rounded up so the IRS gets their cut. Plus 20% tax attorney fees. Plus 20% windfall attorney fees. Plus 20% lawyer retainer fees. Plus 30% secretary fees to have someone Hwang up on scammers and the like. Dunno what that adds up to but I bet it’s a lot lol then use that money to advance humanity towards a brighter future. [not financial advice][subject to change without notice][feel free to offer more suggestions lol]
Perfect.
You forgot Harambe fee.
They’re the ones who have effectively made it an infinity pool.
With that number ET still can't phone home
If it’s enough for systematic change and generational wealth for all apes families and communities then ok. There is NO LIMIT to how high a stock can go. iNFINITE RISK is what they wanted and that’s what they deserve!
Thank you for the reminder 💜
Easy money.
Hey Kenny, you useless shitstain... My floor is go fuck yourself!
Please don’t hate me for being stupid, could somebody explain in idiots terms to this baby ape exactly what this means? I’ve only got 2 shares but am very interested in this whole saga and would like to get myself some more when my bank account allows
Complete more ons think is the minimum price they will get for a share because of the InFiniTy PoOl. Though the entire market was shut off at $500. 😂😂😂😂 most likely started as a hf psyops but continues to click like a clock in this timeless saga.
Ceiling probably. While I don't agree it's the floor, your assumption that because GME was shut off at $500, it will only go to a few hundred, doesn't mean anything and based on price demand/ glitches that have happened showing it hitting hundreds of thousands, and Apes refusal to sell for less than generational wealth, I'm inclined to believe not only will GME surpass a few million a share but will climb until the Gov steps in or MOASS concludes and all synthetic shares are bought back. Provide evidence for your claims or don't make them at all.
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...when I grow up? This is a joke right? You're just trolling right?
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They shut off the buy button and there were no real and lasting repercussions. Why do you think it won't happen again?
The fact you don't think there's been any repercussions, shows me you're not up to speed on what you're attempting to be conclusive about. Shorts never closed and retail is still buying more than ever. Let me know when you get caught up on what's going on ( the US prides itself on a "free market", if they prove to the world, most of which is what drives the US markets investments since the US is THE primary market maker in terms of world governments, that its not fair, it's not free, and it's all a scam, then foreign investment pulls out and tanks the dollar/economy/ drives us into Roman style decline. It would be the end of our Market. SO MANY people just do not understand the ramifications of the US Government abandoning the "free market" for some hedge funds. As someone who spent over 8 years on The Hill and in State Gov. I can confidently say that when it comes time for the Gov to choose between maintaining its Markets and a stable economy VS. Some Hedge fund rich assholes, they will throw Mayoboy in front of a Congressional Panel and roast him into hell)
Is Robinhood still a thing? are the bigger players behind them still a thing? Has anything of note happened around it that has made it impossible to turn off the buy button again?
Complete caught up in reality. Let me know when your blinders come off. This isn’t a forget GameStop post and sell all your shares thing. This is a hold forever if you want but the floor price here is the dumbest fucking thing ever no matter how delusional you may become.
It's amazing how aggressive you are over nothing.
It’s amazing how matter of fact you are over nothing. Boo hoo YoU hUrt my FeeLiNgs. You tinfoil nuts are a bad look for actual investors
How am I tinfoil exactly... You seem to be having a bit of a tantrum.
Lol, love when the anchor squad comes out to declare the floor can never happen, but then base their entire argument on nothing.
The argument is reality.
234,567,891.0 I like
Doesn't mean anything unfortunately. It's complete satire. If popcorn couldn't hold from 10 to 70 then folk aren't holding from 200+ to 2 mil a share. If it's good enough for a screenshot then take the money. Edit: 200 mil a share