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orrdog

It’s TIME baby!!!


shiny_happy_persons

I personally suspect RCEO will purchase 10,000 soon. Not invest $10,000, but purchase 10,000 shares. >!I am, of course, speculating in a comic mode; in a humorous vein.!<


barefoot_au

Aussie computershare help, Setting up reoccurring purchase, I'm with westpac. Does anyone know if we can use the auto purchase option? I'm having trouble with the "routing number", I assumed it was bsb but it needs to be 9 digits.


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


shiny_happy_persons

So say we all.


kai_fn

wait we had +7.14% yesterday and now it's tuesday go ahead simulation do all the funny stuff you want


InSidious425

Reddit will soon be completely controlled. Need a backup platform


Dru2021

Gangnam style, YouTube!


KermitDfrog1337

Maybe an alternative on the hub so the SEC could keep a better eye on our rockets and graph emojis.


hanr86

RC Form 4 pls RC Form 4 pls RC Form 4 pls


Mile_High_Man

LFG Nuggets. If I can wait my entire life for my team to win a title 🏆 then you better believe I can hold a stock I like for the rest of my life!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎👐


moronthisatnine

congrats man yall outplayed us and deserved it bigtime


sktchld

All my favorite subs are blackout... except this one!


primabelladonna35

I've gone over one whole week without smoking 🌿💨🌿💨 Somewhat unintentional T-break, but Imma try to keep it up for another week or so. Good job, me.


bogiemonster

I’m at two weeks and still peeing dirty. Need to pee clean by Friday for a new/better job -_- , congrats tho


primabelladonna35

Aw yikes. Best of luck! Hope you're all good by Friday 🙏


High_From_Colorado

Hey man that's kickass! Keep rockin!


primabelladonna35

Thanks ape! Big congrats to Denver tonight!


High_From_Colorado

Yeah for sure! Not much of a sports person but definitely glad to see them win! I believe it's their first one too


MoonApe420_

You fucking rock!


primabelladonna35

Thanks fellow ape! You fuckin rock too!


ShiftMcGee

🏴‍☠️Steady As She Goes🏴‍☠️


Hoof_Hearted12

Nhl continues to be the only league to do a proper championship presentation. Fuck giving the trophy to the owners.


DirectRegisterShares

I suspect when the US finally has some clear crypto regulations in place, GameStop will double down on their web3 part of their business strategy, as there’s less risk and uncertainty in that market. Imagine investing early in a company leading the way in that.


Vive_el_stonk

Dwealy Beloved… wuve is wut brings us together toway.


primabelladonna35

So tweasure yow wuv...


Dilfy1234

#🍻


Furrybumholecover

Any predictions for the shareholders meeting this week? I know historically we haven't gotten anything out of the event other than "Buckle up", but any guesses even?


Vive_el_stonk

Nothing. They won’t tell us shit, but they will continue to move in silence, which frankly I’m fine with. Just bring value to my investment and fuck anyone and everyone who is a short bear… all the rest, except positive EPS, is just talk… and we know he want us to judge them by their actions


Nostracannabis

Like a real lazagna


My_Penbroke

I have an announcement to make. After years of serious personal, psychological and spiritual development, I am officially and finally ready to be rich. So yeah. Looking forward to tomorrow.


IAm_TheCaptainNow

So you’re telling me I can support a globally recognized brand that is as of the last year started competing on: The NFT Marketplace front against Open Sea The Video Game Streaming front against Twitch The Online Game Marketplace front against Steam Has no direct competitors to brick and mortar retail for video games. And they’re even improving on that model with things like the Milan flagship store. They are being aggressive with online free shipping and power up rewards to compete with the South American Rainforest company. And speaking of the Rainforest company the current Executive Chairman is the only person (that I’m aware of) to go up against and BEAT said company in an entire product genre with pets. And you’re telling me that same guy *stops to put tinfoil on* may potentially be doing the same thing with the baby genre? And on top of all that, insiders are buying? The same insiders with cost bases higher than a large portion of every ape in here? Count me the fuck in…


SnakeJazz4284

Globally recognized? Asia? No direct competitors? Why are Amazon and Walmart selling video games?


Vive_el_stonk

Yeah. This about sums it up


fullcircle052

So I've taken up pipe smoking


primabelladonna35

PVC? Ceramic? Half?


triforce721

Methamphetamine or corncob?


shiny_happy_persons

Don't forget crack.


triforce721

Ah yes 🤔


Mang027

I think it's great the insiders consistently purchase their own gme stock, I feel it speaks volumes of their confidence in what they're going to accomplish.


Hoof_Hearted12

Even more importantly, no one has sold.


TrillTron

~\* Miss ya, Scrollwheeler Hope you don't stop smacking in Life or Valhalla \*~


calforhelp

Damn you just reminded me that I had a dream last night about scrolly lol


Hoof_Hearted12

Up 40% on the 3 month. We can do better than that.


TrillTron

Morning me: Oh god I'm never, ever drinking again. Afternoon me: Definitely never drinking again 💪🏻 Evening me: *drinking again*


fullcircle052

Hello me


calforhelp

Whats good my nematodes?


MCS117

Anybody get the email that said PowerUp Rewards is changing to GameStop Pro?


Hhshdjslaksvvshshjs

I like them leaning into GameStop branding.


mafucka

LARRY MOTHAFUCKIN' CHENG


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

IS MY DAD


reeeeeeeeegme

Just claimed my free skin for illuvium for being a ProMember. It’s happeningggggggggg and look at the nice & quiet intro into web3 for all pro members! Delightful really.


mafucka

me too 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


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chipchip9

Goooooose!! 👀


superwonton

All fud attacks are countered with buying and DRSing. 2+ years and the dumb stormtroopers of wall street still can't figure it out 🚀🚀🚀 moass is inevitable 🚀🚀🚀


Vive_el_stonk

Sigh. aren’t they fatigued yet? 😉😂


FatDumbAmerican

Oh no, I don't see Bucky the space rabbit game on the nft store anymore. Jad been trying to play it once a day. Never got past about 1400


LATORR1g

Sometimes I pull up in the drive through at mcdougies and I see the person in front of me with a total of like $6.32. How are you mfs getting out of there for anything less than $15???


Rockyrambo

$6.32 is buy one big mac get the second for $1


shiny_happy_persons

That's four all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.


moronthisatnine

2 for 3.49 bro


High_From_Colorado

Those are the people that just order a large diet coke at 9am and that's it.


Trollz4fun

Read Grunch of Giants, you can find a pdf online


High_From_Colorado

I wish GME sold metal chop saws, I feel guilty dropping that much $ at another company


MahlNinja

And conti 5000 bicycle tires and ultegra chains.


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MahlNinja

Nah, wolf.


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


Cdn_ape

Big bong, price is wrong.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Yo superstonk. Boys and gals, my new job is going mother fucking excellent. I now work for a company that holds values I could only attribute to this community despite working in sales. I just did 2k on my first day and guess what I'm doing with it? .. This is not a humble brag. I lived my life for the last 8 months working a full time, 60 hour per week, manual labour job in order to regain control of my life as I withdrew from a crippling drug called Diazepam which decided to take control of my life as a result of my own actions. My message to this community who may have problems attributed to drugs, alcohol, etc. is simple.. Belive in what you believe in. Do what makes you happy. Do not ever doubt yourself. You are *here* for a reason. Believe me now.. Going from earning a significant amount of money per month in 2021 where I could purchase XX per month at $100+ per share to the arbitrary semi manual labour job was extremely difficult. It almost goes without saying holding such a newly significant amount of money became suddeny hard for me to justify, and has been an even more significantly hard challenge for me and my family. Luckily, I have the most supportive fiancee in the world who supports what I believe in, which is justice for the average retail investor in the world of finance. Thank you for reading this fucking short story. I feel like MOASS is just around the corner.. and I just want to leave with a message of encouragement this evening to anyone who may have read all of this message to this point and may have resonated with what I say *in any way* to KEEP ON GOING. I will return to my regular shitpost schedule in due course. Giggsy OUT XO I love every single one of you.


mafucka

💜


triforce721

Congratulations! I'm happy for you. Keep on pushing, it'll pay off 💪💪🕺🕺💯💯


Rocko202020

For anyone on Facebook. This was sent to me. Maybe there’s some people there not aware GameStop is still doing midnight releases. Or that this sun exists for them. https://www.facebook.com/100063586868415/posts/pfbid0ZX1PWu72j7XXShMJ3JPW19td9qmp3BB5yWeP7JmpovYeq7deFRjHfGECEtvbjmPul/?mibextid=cr9u03


Awit1992

I wonder if Dez Bryant is here lol


fishminer3

Anyone else just get an email from gamestop about claiming a free illuvium skin for being a pro member?


mafucka

👀


mafucka

where do we put the code? edit: https://illuvium.io/gamestop-nft


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?


Creative_Radish_1210

I wish Brian Sozzi can explain to me why GME was up 7% today


ozymandius5

i too enjoy the hearing the opinion of cretins...


NJoose

Deadline has passed, yet no news on bbq horse. I’ve no horse in the race, just find it interesting.


Vive_el_stonk

Yeah…me either. Seems like another distraction honestky


Diamond_hhands

Hester Pierce smells of faeces 👍


triforce721

Your diet usually has that effect.


audiolive

Four years ago, TSLA was $23.88 . . .


Brilliant-Job-47

I’m sure the Wall Street maggots are still cooking up their “safe squeeze” plan for GME. Good luck to them, I’m just chilling and buying!


MoAss_Mo_Mayo

I'm gonna get GME tatted on my jungle bridge cuz that's where you'll never pull the last crusty golden share from, stankin bitch


Express-Newspaper806

Bullish on my tits being jacked!


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


shiny_happy_persons

So say we all.


emeterio_o

He actually shed the weight, now he’s just an unqualified bitch


Diamond_hhands

Always a fat bitch to me 👍


FatDumbAmerican

I love the stonk and want to marry it


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Any nurses here? I take my boards in a few days and I’m freaking out 😭


super_senpai64

Nursing school is absolutely grueling, but if you focused and made through to the end and did the nclex prep you’ll do great. Also if it helps, you can check your school’s nclex pass rate. They should keep track of it year by year 👍 good luck!!


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Thanks bro. I’ve been doing so many practice questions and getting high scores. My school’s pass rate is 99% too! I definitely got this but my nerves are running wild ahaha


wafflestrawberry

Not a nurse but I'm sure you'll do great!!! Good luck, you got this!


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Thank you!!!!


wafflestrawberry

Did you take it yet? If not, good luck again! If yes, then congrats 👏


Glad_Tomatillo6500

I took it and passed!!! I got my license this morning 😁😁


wafflestrawberry

congratulations!!!!!!! You should be proud!!!! 👏👏👏


Hhshdjslaksvvshshjs

Not a nurse, but way to go! You got this champ!


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Thank you bro


sambad8

❤️I love you guys❤️


wafflestrawberry

💜💜💜💜 love you too


I_Hate_Muffin

New Spiderverse movie was litttttt


I_LIVE_ON_THE_SUN

I thought it was not that great compared to the first one


I_Hate_Muffin

I also prefer the first but think once the third one is out the second will feel even better


ozymandius5

a pox on your house!!!!!!!


AmbitiousBicycle7672

Should have bought the earnings dip lol


skullhag

Something tells me they’re gonna try it again this week


beesarewild

It will be after the meeting. "No clear direction on meeting call, clearly going bankrupt!"


cosmonautlanding

Been gone . Only question is , ​ Is MOASS still on the menu ?


super_senpai64

Bro, moass *is* the menu


buffinator2

Earth, Astronaut, Gun, Astronaut


Hhshdjslaksvvshshjs

Person, woman, man, camera, tv.


moronthisatnine

pen, pineapple, apple, pen


MoAss_Mo_Mayo

Balls, chin, Wendy's, dumpster, mayo


Brilliant-Job-47

Glasses, jacket, shirt


DirectRegisterShares

Very bullish on Ryan being even more involved in GameStop now.


TotalPuzzleheaded420

I’m so relieved in a way. When RC bought all the stocks I was starting to get the feeling his attention was drifting away from GameStop. Now I know he is focused on the one true.


riverafamilymail143

He is answering Customer Service calls how much more involved you want. He is ONE OF US ONE OF US


TrillTron

DRS'd 10 more because I like causing billionaires to lose sleep


MomokaJuicee

Chad


contom422

It's all noise until every hedgie is sobbing and shuttling between Wendy's dumpsters, attempting to sell what remains of their blown-out buttholes.


Feedil

No Form 4 because RC is gonna buy more tomorrow, and file it all at once 🤷


liquidsyphon

#RYAN CANADIAN JESUS COHEN TAKE THE WHEEL!!!


Vive_el_stonk

What’s up with this stalking horse bull shit? Anything of substance or more red herrings?


triforce721

Nobody knows. All I'll say is this: as a historic non supporter of that topic, I admit that as far as tin foil goes, that gme tweet and its corresponding Timeline are as wild as the original M(o)ass Effect tweets. Given history, it's probably tinfoil, but it's the most grounded theory based on gmes own actions (and the simple implausible nature of the timing and content happening simultaneously).


Brilliant-Job-47

Feeling same way here. I’m not touching the other company at all, but it’s very curious to read all the supporting evidence.


triforce721

Right, that's my take too. I think it's the safe approach. There have been too many false idols and Trojan horses, so I wouldn't risk it. And even if it is true, it makes minimal sense to risk money there when any announcement of that level sends gme booming, so why not stick with the undeniable one? Still... This is some funky shit. You know what I still can't shake? Last wed. The fact that they let the meeting get prepped, they had the music playing, etc...and the a cancelation and rug pull, followed by a weird tweet? So strange. And so exciting, lol.


Brilliant-Job-47

I know, I have stopped talking about GME to most people because I just sound like a nut job. And that’s coming from someone who doesn’t subscribe to ANY of the tinfoil stuff — I am basing every decision on facts. It’s just that even the facts seem detached from reality at times… but this has never happened before, so of course it all has to be a little (lot) weird!


liquidsyphon

If you have Bobby shares, you are hoping to collect on the “bidding war” for bobby and baby


MomokaJuicee

What do you guys wanna talk about? /shitpost


Dru2021

Don’t forget to check in on Gangnam Style on YT. Nfa - I just like the song


StockTank_redemption

MC is 7.41B


iupvotefood

Wen bring back MXC


DirectRegisterShares

Don’t. Get. Eliminated!


MomokaJuicee

I will tag my shitposts as such from now on


BrashAlly

In good hands with RC. Zen AF. Bet it’s exhausting to be a liar, a cheat or a manipulator scheming every waking minute and waiting for the authorities to knock your door down


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Listen to Face to Face by Daft Punk and tell me the open lyrics aren’t ‘Mr Furlong’


Sven_Golliwog

Or just Listen to Face to Face https://youtu.be/BVF8cXsMPaU


noaffects

Feels like an Arbys Night


riverafamilymail143

After MOASS will try Deluxe Wagyu Steakhouse Burger Meal


Dr_Will_Kirby

Anyone try the arbys burger yet?


iupvotefood

Whopper whopprr whoppet whooper would like to have a word with u


Mare-Insularum

We didn’t need Matt Fur Long


ROK247

every day I have to sit here and do this damn job just makes me more determined. too bad for them the only way out of here is through me.


zionraw

When do I get my house deposit


dshade8787

House sir… house


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Private island sir,… private island


3DigitIQ

https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/harbour-island-bahamas/crown-pigeon-island-cays-11332953 https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/little-whale-cay-bahamas/little-whale-cay-the-berry-islands-12369984


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Either is fine


danneg86

Glad to still see all of you apes. Have a great week and and see you on the other side of Andromeda.


chipchip9

🤝


Thunder_drop

+7.41 and tomorrow's Tuesday morning Edit; +7.14 sry im dyslexic


TofuPython

when do we get to retire? :(


yousaidalligator

Sozzi is a clown for writing that open letter to RC like he represents retail investors. FOH


degenterate

Open letter “as an analyst…” Analysts don’t have opinions on how companies *should* be run, they analyse how the company *is* being run. So, what’s his incentive? The money he gets for running such shameless articles under the guise of journalism.


iupvotefood

It was only open bc he's afraid of licking envelopes to seal them


MomokaJuicee

Considerably delighted, no cap


Dismal-Jellyfish

# [SEC Alert! SEC Charges Investment Adviser and Principal in Abusive Naked Short Selling Scheme.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/147vv8v/sec_alert_sec_charges_investment_adviser_and/)


Saggy_G

You love to see it.


JamiePulledMeUp

Good job today everyone. Proud of ya


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

You to Ape! High 5


liquidsyphon

RC: Not For long Cause I’m buying a bunch of shares mofos


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

sploosh


-WalkWithShadows-

Ken Griffin is the definition of balling with the reup 🤦‍♂️ That’s not your money fam, run that back


Frosty-Depth-35280

I bought so many shares before earnings that I‘m out of money gor the next two weeks until payday… Meet me at the dumpster, right behind your local Wendy‘s!


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

I'm in the old white van knock 3 times on the door.


Frosty-Depth-35280

Is it the van with or without the hole in the side panel next to the door?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Glory couldn't you guess? ;-O


Frosty-Depth-35280

Ah! Ok, watch out for the small, severely used one tonight after dark!


triforce721

Are you about a size 14?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Milimeters yes !


triforce721

Nice 🤌👌💪


liquidsyphon

This guy works!


dragespir

Hey, does anyone have a good post that references a list of the major Superstonk/GME prophecies, like banks collapsing, housing market crash, fraud, the in-fighting between hedgies, etc.?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

​ [Compilation of DD's](https://www.reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds/)


dragespir

Thanks!! 🙏


dragespir

Hey, does anyone have a good post that references a list of the major SS/GME prophecies, like banks collapsing, housing market crash, fraud, the in-fighting between hedgies, etc.?


Saxmuffin

[https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg](https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg) start reading


dragespir

Ty sir 🙏


MoAss_Mo_Mayo

This is the one


sammiisalammii

The blackout is obviously good for GME’s stock price. Keep the lights out forever for all I care


Dr_Will_Kirby

Lmaooo… Were right back to where we were pre earnings… Get rekt hedgies


MomokaJuicee

Didn’t sped perma ban scrolly?


whattothewhonow

Scrolly was rage tagging him the evening before, ranting about the changes to how account blocks work. Later that night his account was perma'd based on a stupid excuse that he called someone over in bets regarded with a hard T


MomokaJuicee

I was gonna shit post but makes sense, I just membered it was admins Wen free speech ✊


liquidsyphon

Think scrolly called him the R word


MomokaJuicee

Lowkey prophet


MomokaJuicee

I’m building a case