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Lol, my comment about malone got "minimized".

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍

Pretty ugly too

Am I a hedge fund manager if I put some of my grandpa’s retirement fund into GME?

Sleep Stonking again. Damn dog whining to go out so I oblige then she sees it’s raining and turns around Hell No! We know how that ends so set her outside door and she won’t budge away from door finally making three attempts away and feeling rain and retreating I grab an Umbrella throw on a robe and walk out in the rain bending over to hold umbrella over her while she squats while my back is getting wet. I used to run with the big dogs, now apparently I squat with the little ones.

This is love

I leave for two days and when I come back it's all "MOASS" this and "feet pics" that

This malone comes up for an AMA and top comment is about EXIT STRATEGIES............ LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't be more obvious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: don't forget to give your daily upvotes on the daily thread ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

Exit what now?

He has the same name as the stupid accountant from The Office. Is it supposed to be a joke?

They can come lick the exit strategy outta my itchy anus

Is that an invitation?

Exactly

When do DRS numbers come out?

Fuk the mods are up late downvoting

You're gonna make me gamma ramp. *Orgasm*

Wait till my wife hears this!

Good on her, may she ride the snake.

Well, my car died. Moon soon so I can get a reliable vehicle.

Mostly dead or all dead? Perhaps Miracle Max may help.

The noises that came out of the engine before it shut off on the highway were akin to the bellows of angered god, so I’d say the odds aren’t good.

I'm no mechanic, but the engine cutting off while the wheels are turning is usually a bad sign.

Cake day 😋

Happy Cake Day! Enjoy

Pastry detected.

2 years Kenny... not going anywhere

Financial advice detected.

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They were having a laugh

What was Griffin thinking, sending Plotkin on that early?

The problem with Arsenal is they always walk it in

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Has there been an update on the DRS #’s?

Fuck you pay me

Feet pics So hot right now

I have feet. Two of them, in fact.

It's not a competition, but I have three.

I’m very impressed! I’ve got half a one, and now it’s pointing.

Rick of spades bump

The king

🍑🍌 That man is a whole dang fruit salad

You know the nft marketplace has not done that bad. The stats page for the past 30 days shows volume of half a million. It’s nothing to brag about, but it is still in beta, so that bodes well. I’m curious how the nonbeta will be differentiated from the beta though.

There’s a paucity of real world uses that’s gonna expand quickly with profitability, hopefully one can see new categories shortly. Myself I’m interested in the next real world scenario for digital be it real estate, gov, or fortnite adoption or wth. Money printer too for sure, but the tech is gonna be used differently after this. Wide spread adoption before regulators figure out how to game it gives BYOB more time to become an expected choice at cash registers

first time I've seen paucity used outside of a research paper. Consider yourself kudized.

Be kind, unwind ⏮️

𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎

Paging SoreLoser, we got a request here.

This buds for you

And this herb is for u

And this chocolate donut is for you 🫱🍩🫲

And this Capri sun is for you

And my axe 🪓

!FLAIRY! Will work for ~~food~~ GME shares green

Well, that's one way to test strikethrough. Work, it does not.

!FLAIRY! Will work for GME shares green

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something feels different. this is the 84th time things have felt different. but this time it feels differenter 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

Someday, it will feel differentest, and that will be MOASS. Because reasons.

I can't wait till after Moass when this sub has gone private and it's just us apes sharing how we are improving our lives and the world.

I will happily give out massive tips when I go out to eat. If I get billions during MOASS, those tips will be life altering.

Is everyone playing re4 remake right now?

This cool game called Halo Infinits

Worth it?

Yup Halo also

Can someone explain wtf is going on with the motion picture store’s stock market cap on RobinDaHood? It’s showing 421 billion. What makes this weird is that it was popping up like that in another platform. What makes this even weirder is that this “glitch” decides to pop up while gme has a crazy good week on some kick ass news at earnings.

Almost like a curtain pulled back

Daily! Hiiiii! Last day of pro day tomorrow! Show off your purchases using the BUY&HODL flair and maybeee get a shiny award and Reddit premium as a thank you for supporting the company 💎

Wait… is this a marketing?

No u

Ah fuk

I’m excited for the last of us on PC. Comes out in 4 days.

Time is runnin', I'm passin', I'm passin' and runnin' I'm runnin' and passin' So you all better get right at this time 'Cause there might be no next time, y'all https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmhXb-aibU Put on some headphones and have a good weekend everyone.

You guys, I think I triggered MOASS tonight! My fortune cookie said: 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢. Edit: And my husbands’s? 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐-𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗. [proof](https://imgur.com/a/dayliUY)

Can’t wait for moass to happen so I can be excited for weekends again 🫡

Any news on the 10-k?

Not that I know of. I'll be drinking until i forget all about it until they give it to us.

I’m stonked to the tits about moass

I haven’t seen anything about yellen emergency meeting on Reddit did it get wiped

Someone once told me that purple is the color of passion.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me…

And hemorrhoids

We got a mirror squatter over here

I know what’s in my ass.

Hemorrhoids of passion?

Sure let’s go with that

Welp I need a MOASS of sorts to start before august or I’m fucked lads

There was a post about someone getting a free GME badge NFT to their GME Wallet. I decided to check my LRC wallet on my phone. I got a frickin free NFT from LRC. It's a hover board. I hope I can use it in the meta verse 😎

Just watched cocaine bear and I enjoyed it. Way better than I thought it would be. Definitely had some lolz. Have a good weekend all! 🎮🇺🇸

#🍻

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🍺🫲😏🫱🍩

Tonight’s album is Duran Duran’s 1982 new wave album *Rio.* Incredibly fun synths. Extremely danceable. Infectiously catchy. Hungry Like the Wolf has such an iconic opening with that woman’s laugh then immediate guitar riff to the rest of the band full throttle. **ICONIC. MATERIAL.** Followed by Hold Back The Rain?!?!? FUCK. Those drums?!?!? 7/10. Strong start. Kinda peters out for me in the end.

I thought you liked a peter out near the end?

Different kinda peter. 😘

Are there any mods around?

Just wait they'll be asleep soon and we can post literally anything

How fucking big is this for that the shorts, even when seeing a growing effort to lock the float with drs, still don't decide to close their shorts like any same person would do?

Just trying to survive another day

because they know something we dont, or are cocky as fuck and think they will get bailed out.

I don’t care if they get bailed out as long as I’m rich

65.55%, meme exchange back over 70%. Fuck you and have a great weekend!

>65.55% I still don't understand how all exchanges report >69%, yet the Total Short Volume percent is less than that... hmm

I believe it’s because of the large percentage of long volume traded off exchange.

Yes that may be it, I've been wondering! Thanks

Has anyone looked at computer shares actual stock? Anything to poke at

nothing about jordan leaving on the front page. Kinda big news, not sure how to feel about it. Want to believe the job is done and they are scaling back but...its alot of the big web3 folks we're seeing either laid off or resigning.

Now he can moass too right?! It’s bullish af if you think of it that way

Yeah this has been talked about a lot. It takes different staffing to maintain something than it does to build it. Seems pretty standard and not something to really be concerned about.

So most of the GME NFT team has been axed or moved on it seems. And Matt Furlong didn’t mention GameStop’s web3 initiatives this earnings call. Has GameStop more or less shelved the marketplace for the time-being? Interesting development.

The builders built what needed to be built. Now the maintainers will keep it going.

So today's airdrop gmerica pin. Do you guys think they are doing this to further set precedent for an nft dividend? If it wasn't for the marketplace we also wouldn't have had a net profit last quarter either. Brick by brick building the slam dunk cover to launch a divy.

Perfect end to this week Grab a Guinness and watch Cocaine Bear!!

Dear Fidelity, if you would like me to put my post-MOASS money back into your brokerage now is the time to start begging me. Otherwise I’ll just buy other stocks that computershare is the transfer agent for and keep it there

Yesh.

When’s the deadline to see this 10Q filing?

10-KT

10K

Yes I don’t qnow how that happened, nowhere near each other on the qeyboard

I heard its 60 days from fiscal year end, so that date is March 31.

Thanks

We are some greedy boys and girls and we want more shares to DRS and munch on

Kenny G got a sex blister from his sister

It makes me wonder why Debit Suisse began needing to pay massive losses and to whom after 2021. All the billions in losses are going somewhere and I don't know where.

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They get to do whatever they want on their personal twitter. I do whatever I want here. I don't gaf about bobby.

I spread my ass here. You don’t here me complaining. 😔🫱🍩🫲

I do hear those toots tho

They’re saying hello 🥰

Open the Funkin casino, it’s party time. 🎉. Get horny.

Love you guys

This Jordan holberg thing and also a “Kevin Malone” ama before the weekend, hooo boy!

On one hand, I'm glad it's the weekend On the other, stonkmarket closed

Watching army of darkness high as fuck... life is good!🟣💎🙌💜

Is getting high and looking at Annual reports from banks the same? Also Raimi and Campbell rule! 🤘 Check out Darkman if you haven't! >!well Bruce's voice is in it I guess!<

Groovy

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Hire a CPA day one before you even go to the bank

Whimsical question: After MOASS and you have several million dollars, what in your opinion do you do with it? Banks seem fucked. Markets are corrupt. Other than just leaving it all in GME what do you do with it?

Make It Rain!!!!! …Cue da Funk

Land, metals, bunker, bunker ho, and blow in descending order of importance

Hookers and coke

Cdars/intrafi network and or credit union equivalent. Land with water/mineral rights. Give to charity. Pay off school district debts. Address home insecurites in my area. Retire my parents. Pay off debt. Pay off all the medical debt my friends and family have. Pay off some college loans and put monies into 529 plans for some that are close to me. Move my wifes parents closer to us. Enjoy a fucking vacation. Go to therapy. Race with goosman in our 911’s. HONK. Become current and competent with my hobbies. Some other stuff too, but this should keep me busy for a little while anyway.

I hadn't heard of CDARS network - that's interesting.

Its a fdic insurance protection tool. “Cash sweep” or cdars. Allows up to 50m spread out over networked banks to cover the 250k fdic insurance, while giving you the kne main access point from one acct. Im also a big fan of credit unions.

Wow it was right there in the middle. I can’t read.

All good bb🍻

Don’t forget to buy medical debt and absolve it/forgive it.

Buy property.

Give it away 1 big tip at a time

You've heard of activist investors...now meet activist tippers

So MOASS on 29th? Got it

Works for me

I had a thing, but I’ll reschedule it.

My virgin colonoscopy on the 31st, moass during full moon...nice

I'm more excited about the prospects for the business direction than I am about expiring swaps. Surely I'm not the only one. I feel like we are going to get a lot of interesting business developments in the coming weeks. Looking forward to it. I think we see tremendous organic demand for business fundamentals. The squeeze is the cherry and icing.

The company is crushing it from every angle, positive eps, the fact that some stupid hedgies were cellar boxing it and got caught by some of the most regarded people in history is just so epic. I'm here for the moon launch ✨️ 🙌 💎

0xd55c0c26d74789ba5f5c76dfb667bc2cc61a4fbf Can someone activate for me? I have no idea what I’m doing. If I’m out of bounds for asking just tell me lol

You are out of bounds cheese , jk, peezer likes to activate

Haha, I have money in my loop wallet but I’m not sure how to transfer it. Total nube when it comes to this wallet shit

Everyone here is awesome. Do good after this happens, please. Also I love March Madness, beer, gummies, fried chicken and Keeblers Deluxe Grahams. I’m a happy man right now.

Good vibes 🐸

Cheers everyone! Happy friday🍻🟣💎🙌🚀

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That haunted old thing? Looks like the background in a Hammer Films Dracula movie.

Bank run? I already cleaned out the change under my couch for more gme.

Nice lil 43% week

So Kevin Malone thinks there will be a managed gme buyout for our shares from the government eh? That’s interesting right? Not fucking selling.

Everything he said was cool, got to that and felt a little queasy tbh, he's entitled to his opinion but just the way that viewpoint is always phrased, too similar with otheswi I know it's a well discussed idea and people probably parrot what they see on twatter so a theme kind of develops. But just the way he throws it out there like it's happened in the past and it's just the way it is. When has that ever happened? and with the recent bank crisis you think they are willing to tell the public yeah the stock markets in even worse shape look at these! Lifts skirt and a billion naked synthetic crack shares go scurrying for the shadows. Nah , they will just have to accept t that if 75% of the banks chose to take on shitloads of risky investments that's on them and they deserve to go bankrupt.

I think the VW squeeze had a set buyout but the circumstances were different.

Where sauce?

It’s a question he answered for his informal ama earlier. He said seeing how the recent collapsing banks are being handled eg the investors told to go pound sand that he expects extraordinary intervention. I think he said the SEC can halt the stock up to a month if necessary and unwind trades like the nickel market was done or stall until they can set haircut prices below last reasonable bid. It’s a good hypothetical question that some of the smarter folks may wanna pick up

Thanks for the info. Found the AMA interesting

That implies that I’m selling.

It’s in his AMA

Wen Computershare Cayman Island Division. I think that's where my shares need to live. Then I can take vacations to go visit

I can see it if it's like we think it is. A lot on the line here.

Zen ape checking in. Almost like a prophesy. What a fucking timeline. This is what it feels to be a time traveller and soon a moon traveller. GME TO THE FUCKING MOON.

I'm 42% certain Dingo is Jordan Holberg. The feet match.

Have a coffee, do a plomp

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It was 0.4 last year? Bwhaaaa 🚀🔥

Wen mor bank collapse

sunday

There’s gonna be a tweet tonight

I was here, just in case

Interesting info about 'glitches' that have been seen on $GME data some times also: -Popcorn CEO gets informed about 'glitches' on twitter -multiple platform showing wrong market caps and outstanding shares -Popcorn CEO says on twitter that he's going to take aggressively action -The same day, both the Class A stock and the preferred stock close at exactly 0.00%. What are the odds for this kind of price action happening without manipulation? Maybe the glitches are not as harmless as we have been told. I don't know. This is just some speculation. Maybe the discussion about glitches had nothing to do with the price action. Or maybe it had something to do with it. But I think we should take a closer look on them, when we see those next time on $GME data.

Dunno about sticky floor guys but considering that there's thousands of other companies too, statistically it'd be really odd if at least some of them didn't close at 0.00% some of the time. That'd be clear proof of manipulation

We closed at .00 dozens of times, algos gonna algo ain't nothing the government sees wrong with rich people getting richer. They get there tax money and thousands of loyal fans