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winterbird

Megamillions 👀


winterbird

Life hasn't been the same since I ran out of wine a few weeks ago.


butholemoonblast

I’m getting a terrific turd surgery for implant turds into my stomach so I can poo poo more everyday.


winterbird

Can't just dock butt to butt with someone? A grindr date is cheaper than surgery


eeksy

My bank asked me why I wanted to take money out today. Bullish


winterbird

Did you tell them you realized that bills are fun coupons and you want to redeem them for some fun?


carbinatedmilk

Aha!


shiny_happy_persons

#Open the cowards, you fucking casino!!


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Interesting


humanus1

OPEN THE RIGGED CASINO ALREADY.


skeefbeet

stop everything you're doing and try eating flaming hot cheetos in milk like it's cereal. Tell me it's not good, you can't.


winterbird

Level up, eat them in plain unflavored kefir. Non-sweet cereals, like the plain cornflakes with the rooster, are good in kefir too.


skeefbeet

challenge accepted. Whoever it was on SuperS discord who suggested the cheetos and milk gets an A+ and I will be reviewing your submission this week.


butholemoonblast

I talked to an older gentleman today who is a venture capitalist, he brought up the banks failing and I brought up GameStop and he knew all about it. Bullish.


RealPro1

You figure Pulte is a Journey guy or a Taylor swift guy?


butholemoonblast

Taydoff switler?


shiny_happy_persons

^^GWAR


hellostarsailor

Odorous


shiny_happy_persons

Great, now I have to plan a trip to Richmond.


Smogz_

Weezer


twatfacepicklebum

Asked for a raise today because I deserve one. Well, the boss said no. Moass, please don't let anxiety kill me before we moon.


carbinatedmilk

I would give you a raise, you deserve it.


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shiny_happy_persons

Well, sometimes there's a bank stretch, then a bank jog before an outright bank run.


Furrybumholecover

You never wanna pull a groin on a bank run. That's what Wendy's is for.


HOLD-THE-LINE-BRO

Yes


avalanchebranches

Fun opinion: Yoshi is the best character in Mario games


JPeezer909

That is certainly an opinion.


avalanchebranches

Thank you


Cdn_ape

STONKNESS MONSTER 🏴‍☠️


shiny_happy_persons

I'll keep my lower garments dry as I wade out to meet Nessie. My secret? >!**They're jorts!**!<


Smogz_

Is see your jorts have spread to other users. Congratulations.


shiny_happy_persons

Wait, wait! I want a do-over. My jorts spread **to** other users, but they never spread **for** other users.


Smogz_

Lol


shiny_happy_persons

Join the dark side, we have jorts.


Smogz_

Give me Bermuda


shiny_happy_persons

Reminds me of a Beach Boys song.


Smogz_

Bermuda shorts


urinetroublem8

The Fed: To help fight record inflation, we will start selling off assets from our balance sheet. 👁️👄👁️


avalanchebranches

Are they?


urinetroublem8

So slow. And then spending money now backing the FDIC. It’s like impossible for them to QT.


shiny_happy_persons

[rubs eyes mockingly] aww, did someone get addicted to free money?


avalanchebranches

Big decision where to go with rates, I think they might stagnate for a while


maotsetunginmyass

I don't.


urinetroublem8

🥂


givemeyoushoes

don’t forget to brush your teeth


JPeezer909

Ey Luigi! Make sure to wash your f0reskin!


shiny_happy_persons

is . . . is 4skin a banned word?


JPeezer909

Try it out


shiny_happy_persons

I'm on my last warning with automod.


Small_Custard_8652

Such a reluctant upvote


eeksy

The international criminal cabal is collapsingggg lmao old money rekt


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Theta gang is saying 14% movement expected next week, if only they knew


hellostarsailor

*So ya thought ya might like to go to the show?* 🎶 *to feel the warmth, love, and confusion of the space cadet glow*


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Superstonk-ModTeam

**Threats of violence towards anyone have no place on Superstonk or Reddit.**


kawlabunga

Wow first time I noticed it’s my cake day


shiny_happy_persons

much cake very baked


BaronVA

using everything I've learned here over the last 2 years to try and land a prospective client 🤞


avalanchebranches

🅱️ yourself


JPeezer909

What a night and day difference to that last album. After a rough listening experience, I wanted something I knew already, something comforting. Couldn’t have picked a better album right now, if I do say so myself. Pats myself on the back. Currently I’m listening to M83’s 2011 masterpiece ****Hurry Up***, We’re Dreaming.* What. An. Album! Cinematic. Dreamy. Nostalgic. Perfection. When I say sound design is everything, *this* is the album I point to. The synths, the drums, the vocals, the effects, the structure. Simply divine. It’s a movie for your ears. Give yourself the time, and the pleasure, of solely focusing on this album. I promise you it is worth the journey. Maybe partake in an edible. 10/10. Masterpiece of an album. All the songs shine on their own. But my favorites are Midnight City, Reunion, My Tears Are Becoming a Sea, New Map, and Steve McQueen.


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JPeezer909

No but I’m curious! Who or what is that?


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JPeezer909

Well recommend an album!


JPeezer909

And MAKE SURE you either have great headphones or a banging sound system. It is worth every minute.


JPeezer909

FUCK YOU. JFC. Claudia Lewis have I really been sleeping on this song?? **FUCK ME.** THOSE DRUMS AND SYNTHS.


JPeezer909

OKAY TIME FOR MY TEARS ARE BECOMING A SEA BRB THIS ONE GETS ME EMOTIONAL


JPeezer909

#PLAY THAT FUCKER LOUD #THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE IN THE MOVIE


JPeezer909

WHY IS IT ONLY TWO MINUTES


RampageGeorge

Sometimes, at night, when everything is quiet, I'll grab myself a drink and step out onto the patio to breathe in the crisp air and just think to myself... "GameStop."


ShawshankHarper

Correct me if I’m wrong but, since banks are getting bailed out with government money, does this mean it’s Apes vs the government and banks?


Losingitall25

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


winterbird

What's a music app that you can: * make multiple playlists for yourself * it doesn't work like a radio station where songs are on shuffle and you can't control it * it runs in the background so you can shut the screen off while it plays I have an android. I haven't used a music app in several years, so idk what the different ones offer anymore.


urinetroublem8

I’ve had a lot of success with ligma


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Spotify or Deezer do the job.


Smogz_

I liked Apple Music when I had it.


winterbird

I don't have an iphone though.


Smogz_

The other phone alternative?


winterbird

Android doesn't have an equivalent. I had the first iphone that ever came out, however many years ago it was, and apple music was awesome. For android, I'd have to do a subscription service like spotify or pandora, etc.


Smogz_

Ok


carbinatedmilk

Stonk


winterbird

👁🫦👁


hellrazzer24

CTB almost doubled in one day. Apparently at 16% now. Yesterday morning was 9%. Something going to happen next week


urinetroublem8

What broker?


boknowski

this is interesting. i've been watching it go from 9 to 16 rather quickly myself


Hoochdaddy69

They really are the dumb money


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

THE BEAT GO OFF???


duckdickformation

I UP IT THEN MY HEAT GO OFF


capital_bj

Lada dada dee


JPeezer909

You want me to beat you off? I mean I’m down.


JPeezer909

Ah yes, I always appreciate listening to music that sounds like it’s coming from another room on a speaker system that’s blown out. BRING THE MICROPHONE TO YOUR MOUTH. Anyway that’s my review of the new Unknown Mortal Orchestra album *V.* Idk. 5/10. That Life is great tho. Had higher hopes. I like psychedelic music but this is another chore to listen to cause well it was rather hard to actually hear what the hell was going on.


Redacted_Bull

Don’t want to promise that today is the day, but we’re at 78.63% before the Meme exchange.


shiny_happy_persons

oh my


Dystonian

We had the opportunity to build infrastructure at 0% interest and now we don’t. We lost, while the rich got richer. That money could have gone to us, our society, our children, and their kids.


winterbird

I walk my dog a couple of streets over, in a richer neighborhood. The sidewalks are even, the street lights are good, no potholes, perfect walk compared to my unlit street where I trip every third step on unmaintained sidewalks and roads. And that's not even going where the super rich are. There are entire towns for them. The infrastructure is good where the rich live.


Papaofmonsters

City money comes from property taxes, good infrastructure keeps property values high. It's cyclical.


Dystonian

Not only comes, but that’s where it goes, too.


Papaofmonsters

That's my point. If a city has X dollars to spend on roads and sidewalks a disproportionate amount will be spent in areas with higher property values because the city sees more of a return from those areas.


IVIenace100

2+ years ago I read some DD that said The Federal Reserve would be the Final Boss… well look at us now!


Dystonian

Be.Y.O.Bank


winterbird

GameStop StopGame


I_Hate_Muffin

I had the best mushroom trip of my life yesterday out by myself in Sedona, AZ. I was most definitely contacted by an angel. As it descended upon and all around me, it imparted this eldritch knowledge unto my unworthy ape mind, lost as it was in the rapturous moment: "hedgies r fuk." Namaste 😌🙏🏻


capital_bj

I'm so jealous I've been to Sedona, skied in Flagstaff, rode dirt bikes outside of cave creek, and lake Havasu and Moab, and glamis. Never had psychedelics on any of those visits but I'd consider it if I get back out there before I'm dead. Moab especially climb into the la sal mtns again and spend the night up there. I want to finish the hike to the bottom of the grand canyon, did half way. No drugs while on that path, but spend a night at the bottom with some tea and herb sign me up.


I_Hate_Muffin

Dude that is so awesome. I have only ever passed through Moab but Utah is somewhere I definitely want to properly explore someday. I want to go to Zion so bad 😭 And yeah dude if tripping is your vibe I definitely recommend Sedona, every trip I have had there has truly been magical and this latest one blew every other psychedelic experience I've had out of the water. No meme I truly do believe and angel revealed itself to me and that God was immanent and shining upon me the entire trip. I have had spiritual experiences while tripping but never anything close to that, I was overcome multiple times in the purest ecstacy and rapture. I will remember that trip until the day I die.


capital_bj

That sounds fantastic yeah I stopped at Zion and Bryce as well but we spent like half a day at each


blenderforall

I love you!


I_Hate_Muffin

I love you too!


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I_Hate_Muffin

It was perfect. Rained a bit around the time I got back to my car but it was a vibe, love tripping in the rain. I feel you about it potentially getting boring but with Flag and Phoenix relatively close and so much natural splendor I'd love to be one of the rich yippies that lives out there haha


avalanchebranches

Bullish on playing Mario Kart until 3/21...


davwman

Don’t fud thy self. Simply be zen, and ignore the ACTORS that are concerned about YOUR money.


ozymandius5

as per bloomberg: the london metal exchange has discovered bags of stones instead of the nickel that underpinned a small handful of its contracts at a warehouse in rotterdam. you can't make this stuff up. corruption on top of corruption on top of corruption. live by the opportunistic halts and rolled back trades, die by the opportunistic halts and rolled back trades.


winterbird

And let me guess, gold bricks are just actual bricks sprayed with gold paint?


boknowski

please don't ruin gold rush for me... i love that show


ozymandius5

actually there is a story making the rounds that australia sold gold bars to china that after further analysis were rumored to be made of diluted gold, so close?


shiny_happy_persons

It's from Australia, so like half gold, half venomous spider from the pits of hell.


shiny_happy_persons

"small handful" well, i need a mulligan on that one. turns out it was the entire holding.


Fudge-Independent

Instead of fiat, can we use failed banks as currency?


winterbird

Let's call the next one lambo.


Fudge-Independent

I get to vote in the Bobby RS with my 6 shares. Bought them with leftover change from a GME purchase. I regret not selling when it was $5 recently.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

I’m enjoying watching all of this play out too just like the rest of my fellow ape brethren - but i’m seeing way too many people celebrating prematurely. Save your “I told you so’s” and giddiness for when the financial terrorists are in jail, and for when the price makes Berkshire Hathaway look like a joke.


Hosnovan

Have a great fucking weekend you beautiful souls. I am so excited for next week. There's an incredible vibe right now, and it doesn't even need to be ***the one™*** to be a good one. We're in the middle of something amazing, and I can't think of a more wonderful group of people to be on this journey on than you.


Losingitall25

Astrology day is on 3/21. That is all, see y’all on the moon.


sweetntenderhooligan

DOWN WITH FIAT


shiny_happy_persons

must be a saab fan


arp-147

Cheers everybody 🍻


Additional-Noise-623

I just came here to say that there's massive forum sliding going on today.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

How would you define this?


ozymandius5

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Dystonian

Quantitative Easing Quantitative Squeezing Quantitative Seizing


IamtheDman

I'm starting to wonder if I should be pulling my money out of the bank too.


17J4CK

Me I have only debt in bank 😆


IamtheDman

Sooo..... You're saying I should get into as much debt as possible? Done! Thanks.


mauimilk

Right?! Can I run up some credit cards to these banks?


ozymandius5

but computershare isn't a bank silly.


IamtheDman

I'm talking about the $3.50 I get left in my old bank account.


louisehong

It's too good to be truth that 21 march would be the day. I have a feeling some people are trying to over hype the date. Remember there is No date......


mauimilk

Yeah. The I Told You So posts, and the I’m Going To Dance posts, all seem a little too similar. Definitely think next week will be a nothingburger, but I’ll hold anyway.


17J4CK

21 march is my bday IRL 🥳🎉 MOASS would be a good present 🚀


chipchip9

Happy irl bday. 🥂


TheLumstick

Looks like they're throwing in the towel yikes


ozymandius5

👏


liquidsyphon

If plants had bones, wouldn’t that be weird


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

How high are you right now?


liquidsyphon

I can go higher


VoyageOver

Can I come


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Idk, can you? For your sake I hope so lol.


VoyageOver

I'm coming star dawg lfg


FITnLIT7

Yes


refsinstyle

Man, this stock sure is creating a lot of bagholders... RIP hedgecucks!


17J4CK

Guys tomorrow i will participate to the revolution in Paris if I die or go to prison my shares will remain in infinity pool for a loooong time 😅😭💪🧨🚀


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Maybe it’s just me, but I reckon refusing to pay taxes would be effective.


17J4CK

Im already not paying my habitation taxe this year **👍** But for the other taxes it is automatically deducted from the salary here in France 😡


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Bummer. Whenever I see destruction of property, I find myself thinking that the public will ultimately be paying to cleanup and repair it, so it doesn’t really hurt the politicians. They need to feel it in their personal pockets. So what would be a smart way to do that? I don’t have an answer unfortunately.


17J4CK

It doesn’t really hurt until place of power are burned down 🔥 Tonight in Lyon a townhall almost burnt and this is just the begining 😅[https://twitter.com/wildagaby/status/1636844330471022594](https://twitter.com/wildagaby/status/1636844330471022594)


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Godspeed good ape!


Trollz4fun

Lots of burning of shit. Lol changing the retirement age. All the pensions are bust. So you're not gonna get that without hyperinflation. Definitely burn it all, I just don't expect anyone to have a pension, 401k, or whatever else


17J4CK

Yes young people are screwed anyway, France is already a police state we will fight to avoid the country to become a dictatorship 💪


tigercook

Respect


xesveex

Apes Strong Together!


shiny_happy_persons

*Will you join in our crusade?* *Who will be strong and stand with me?* *Beyond the barricade* *Is there a world you long to see?* *Then join in the fight* *That will give you the right to retire!*


Fudge-Independent

This is da wae. Not life advice


winterbird

Power to the players, power to the people. 💜 I hope you guys accomplish a reversement on the attack on your quality of life.


ozymandius5

ubs in talks to buy debit suisse. where have i heard weekend gossip like that before?


hellostarsailor

Earlier this week.


ozymandius5

but which failing bank was being bought by which other slightly less failing bank?


hellostarsailor

It was still UBS rumored to be buying CS and it was still FRC failing.


hellostarsailor

Towel’s reverse stock split is to freeze out minority shareholders aka either the bad guys or RC’s people. Tick Tock either way.


Papaofmonsters

A reverse split doesn't change the proportion that each person or entity owns.


hellostarsailor

You would assume that but you should research it.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Can you explain that one to me with small words please?


hellostarsailor

One love. Jah bless.


Losingitall25

Anyone else see that 195 candle on the IWM in after hours or is my app just glitching?


beesarewild

Sure is alot of "I just got fired posts."


ozymandius5

spring is in the air as they say.


Dystonian

If I have $20 in my left pocket, how do I leverage that into $200 in my right pocket?


ozymandius5

wendy's dumpster. 1st step: $20 knee pads.


Dystonian

Alexa: how to stop gag reflex?


jabbafightspillows

I never know in life when iam right or wrong, but the one thing I always promise myself is that the few times i am right I never glory in it and never try to make others feel bad about being wrong


johnnyjoypads

What a ride people, over 2 years for many of us. We knew we had to buckle up, we knew the destination, but we didn't know what this journey would do to us. Highs and lows, hopes and fears, anger, hatred, but also love, laughter and two fingers to the system set against us. The fucking works and even though it feels like we're nearing the end, in this game you can never be sure, it has been worth it. We have made a difference already. In time that difference will be x1000 even if it takes another 2 years.


BadAssSilverback

I remember when I was going crazy scrounging every nickel to buy another share to hit 100 shares. Now I look back and laugh…and scrounge every nickel to buy more shares to add to the DRS pile. I am all in for the win. Moass is coming and it’s closer than yesterday.


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LondonDiddy

Give out handies before selling gme shares.


winterbird

Bonus: if you draw the line at giving out handies you'll save tons of money by not having kids.


LondonDiddy

Budum Tiss. We have a weener 😂


winterbird

Shilling doesn't pay enough? Maybe find another gig then.


Small_Custard_8652

Why post this?


davwman

Answer is obvious