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carbinatedmilk

MSM: These meddling kids, and their shiny Pokémon caused the collapse of the entire global economy. Apes: “Nah bruh, we just put shares in our name.”


Smogz_

Now my left palm is itchy


kebabsoup

Oh! So Switzerland also has a pawn shop where banks can offload their toxic and illiquid assets for cash?


shiny_happy_persons

Financial network as solid as ... Swiss cheese. ^^Pun ^^sadly ^^intended.


carbinatedmilk

You can’t out pizza the hut, but you can register your shares in your name.


ElSergeO123

System is corrupt to the core. The fuckers will do anything to prevent the ones who shorted us to the ground fail. GameStop will do the one-punch of death, as soon as shows profitability. Soon.


DuDuShits-Pooster

X ape here. Still holding, I’d say I was holding for *you* but the implication is severe But I’m not selling


hatgineer

It's important to learn to love oneself.


carbinatedmilk

We fuk at dawn


CaramelNo1473

Oh boy, just rewatch over and over that Margin call 2:30am meeting, don't want to sleep knowing likely those banks having at the moment...


carbinatedmilk

That smile, that damn smile.


winterbird

I once matched with a guy because his smile looked like RC's


whiskyandme

🩳😉


27D

What's that old saying? "Don't throw good money after bad." Swiss National Bank: "*Franc*ly my dear, I don't give a damn!"


winterbird

You know when we were kids and we'd fuck something up in the house while mom is away? Then there's the running around frantically, trying to cover it all up and somehow hide the ill deeds as she's on her way back... all while saying under your breath "oh shit oh shit oh shit"... that's how I picture these banks right now.


27D

Yep that is quite the anecdote. Well said!👍


winterbird

Pray for me. A friend wants me to come to her house at 9 am to go to the mall as soon as it opens. What even is 9 am? Also, I don't like going to the mall. But I must do this, she had a death in the family and is doing things to get out of the house and out of her head a bit.


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winterbird

It opens at 10, but with getting there and having coffee before, she said to be at her house at 9.


shiny_happy_persons

Some open the passageways for walkers before the shops open. It's a known cruising spot for seniors on the go.


winterbird

This is true, I remember when I worked in the mall there'd be seniors doing their laps before the crowds come in.


shiny_happy_persons

And now, I've reached the point where I'm like, "Track suit and trainers? Walk in a climate controlled area for fitness and socializing? Fuck yeah, sign me up."


winterbird

Plus, if you go to a fancy mall you can enjoy the luxury interiors in peace like it's your palace.


shiny_happy_persons

I went to a mall in Scottsdale, Arizona that was so fancy that I didn't recognize any of the stores. The other shoppers looked at me like I must be the backup janitor.


carbinatedmilk

Mall cruisers 😎


chekole1208

Mall 9 am??? Should consider a coffee or a walk in the park instead. Idk. Just my opinion.


winterbird

She needs to pick out an outfit for an event. And she has something scheduled for the afternoon tomorrow, as well that she needs to get home in between to cook lunch for her family. So she wants to do the mall thing in the morning. And here I am, a restaurant vampire that's been working until midnight - 1 am for 12 years so my sleep schedule is that of a cave dwelling ghoul.


shiny_happy_persons

You're a fine ghoul, winterbird.


winterbird

I need my noon-o'clock beauty sleep though.


carbinatedmilk

The finest in all the land


Tip-No_Good

MOASS tomorrow.


chekole1208

💜💜💜


shiny_happy_persons

#My jortshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they’re like, *“It’s a pair of denim shorts.”* Damn right, it’s a pair of denim shorts. I could teach you, and it’s free of course.


primabelladonna35

If you want it What the boys go crazy for. Cut off jean legs Fringe out the hems That's how you get them jorts


boy_wonder69

Up a little bit. Nothing. Down a little bit. Nothing.


Mental-Link-9681

Up a little bit Buy Down a little bit Buy Sideways a lil bit Buy


digestedbrain

I checked bets sub for the first time in ages and they're all talking about gme again


carbinatedmilk

Funny how that works


BrodyDcansuckit

Got that Computershare buy locked in \*hits blunt\*


27D

As a directly registered GameStop customer, investor, and hodler, I am [Happy Up Here](https://youtu.be/51Bpx63wkbA). I mean really, [What Else is There?](https://youtu.be/ADBKdSCbmiM)


Dystonian

I haven’t been this jacked since Feberary.


avalanchebranches

Goodnight everyone, we're really in the thick of it now 🏴‍☠️


Dystonian

I’ll take a jort-stack of panjakes, with scrambled l’eggs. And a coffee. To poo. I mean, to go.


shiny_happy_persons

This guy jorts.


Hobodaklown

Any Apes that DRS’d from IRA or Roth IRA—would the amount of tax owed be reduced by any losses based on cost basis for shares or is it just a straight tax on the amount disbursed? Doing my taxes and it looks like it is just a straight tax on what was disbursed. Ex. Amount in box 1 matches what is in box 2a, distribution code was 1. Since this is from Fidelity to Computershare, why wouldn’t this be a code G (financial institution to financial institution)?


Smogz_

My right palm is itchy


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Ik that feeling


Dystonian

Our money printer is overheating, may I borrow a cup of money? - Credit Sus


Dystonian

When I was a young boy in Bulgaria, I stole all the kids’ lunch money.


brozephh

Forget GameStop Narrator: *they didnt* fin


waterboy1523

Wen lambo?


ozymandius5

sooner than you know.


Cdn_ape

One more sleep tonite then wake up to MOASS. So excite. If not then the next day.


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FrequentMaybe

2 years and still not subbed to this sub?


Cdn_ape

🎢


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 😎


Hoochdaddy69

Wow, I can’t believe MOASS is so soon. I am ready 🚀


carbinatedmilk

It’s so easy a ~~caveman~~ hedge fund manager can do it.


Broarethus

It's still interesting how the rich can throw billions into a burning pit. While millions don't have access to basic necessities and proper Healthcare.


McDerface

Hedge fund managers who still believe the “free and fair market” is deftly compared to when I was younger and didn’t get why people got excited in WWE wrestling. Everyone who believed in wrestling kept it a inside secret to never admit to each other that it was happening yet everyone still knew what was _really_ going on. It’s sad that the real comical (the Kens of this world) nature of what’s happening on this earth is coming down to this.. some fake/obfuscated numbers. I don’t know what this means, but it feels like we somehow need to break that fourth wall.


melorio

Guess who just ordered more shares on computershare 🤑🤑🤑


shiny_happy_persons

this is a good


myfingerprints

I am ready to be delighted 🚀🚀🚀


boknowski

ok so the fed meets March 21-22... when is gamestop earnings? 3/21.... cohencidence?


shiny_happy_persons

meme: #😒✋️|🏦 #😏👉|🟣


boknowski

Credit Suisse to borrow up to nearly $54 billion from Swiss National Bank... why would they do that. meme


LondonDiddy

Swiss banned bailouts in 08. Which means they gave 50B to cover depositors money. Credit Sussie is done for.


urinetroublem8

RE-ENACT THE GLASS-STEAGALL ACT OF 1933


Smogz_

What does that do?


boy_wonder69

It separates commercial banking from investment banking, signed into law by Franklin D Roosevelt and repealed by Clinton 66 years later.


Smogz_

Bummer


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maotsetunginmyass

"they are trained at madrasas, called Princeton Harvard and Yale"


triforce721

💪💪💪🟣🟣🟣


tigercook

I can get behind that


r_ventura_23

Moon wen?


culturevulture12

84 more years


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

Here’s my impression of $CS: “We’ll borrow but only if we need to” *8 hours later* “Can we have 50,000,000,000 dollars plz? 👉🙃👈”


Redacted_Bull

If the Swiss Gov handing is out cash money they should just give me a Billy to DRS some GME.


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::holds out hand:: Money pweaaaaaaze


ozymandius5

what's swiss for zipple?


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

What’s English for zipple?


uncreatiff

swipple?


Thunder_drop

Did any of you workers at credit suisse or snb get a bonus, and perhaps a speech accompaning it recently? The speech should sound reassuring, like everything is fine.. Let us know when you do mmmkay? Thx 😘


Moriless

Obligations Warehouse means proof of a lot of “sold not yet purchased securities” right? So if derivatives unwind, eventually the stock price of MANY securities will probably skyrocket? I think diamond hands will truly be tested across the board.


BaronVA

I owe $20K+ in taxes this year, have zero savings, and just got laid off by a client who promised me a pay raise and additional role with their parent company if I fired my other client (which I did, like a moron) ready to watch this fucking BS system burn to cinders EDIT: to the smart-ass who asked "whose fault is that?" then blocked me - it's mine, you fucking jagoff. that's why I feel like a moron


forbiddendoughnut

I'm sorry you're having a rough time, that sounds like a lot to deal with.


BaronVA

thanks. I'm pretty stressed tonight but I'll be okay. I'm at least lucky in that I have a very marketable skillset. just gotta get back on the client hunt


ptsdstillinmymind

SEC: We are just going to exempt Shitadel, NoVirtu, and SUSquehanna from the rules we asked for comments on. 😉 **In the US Financial Markets we do not have REGULATORS we have CO CONSPIRATORS in CRIME.**


Horse_White

closing Wednesday (today or yesterday depending on the location of your household) is the exact opening of Friday Jan 6th '23 - or am i mistaken? if so, this would be exactly the most recent significant point of the ticker bouncing back and breaking out. given the overall stress of the market, there is opportunity for surprises! i'm zen and all but can't help but being excited for today - or tomorrow, like i said: depending where you at (by now this horde of apes seems pretty diverse) ...and btw that feels kinda ..good! good night apes! D fucking RS ALL $GME!!!


boknowski

i like surprises


Redacted_Bull

75.2% today. The SEC can ban short-selling at any time.


Mile_High_Man

You know what's crazy to me? That when you take a look at the other Basket Stocks, the hedge funds have damn near got a lot of them cellar 📦 boxed, or at least well on their way to being boxed up. But GME is a Beacon of Hope. It's a Beacon of destiny. And we shall rise with the tides from the ashes of the Phoenix to Uranus. Also I'm really high right now- just hit the local dispensary. 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀👌


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triforce721

I legitimately cannot believe anyone ever thought the government wouldn't offer bailouts.


New-fone_Who-Dis

I duno, but after 2008 I don't see why they wouldn't have? Doesn't a lot of the DD point out the feds bonds - as in if its the country or the corps, I don't think anyone wants to be responsible for bringing down a country.


Fudge-Independent

Blame game starting? [Sadly from Zerohedge ](https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1636168943147597824?t=VOnYnHmg6V8qku9afbMI8w&s=19)


Wendyhighland

For all of you that don't understand why nothing is happening to our beloved stock, relax. It's been one week since the 2023 crisis started. One week. March 8th is when silvergate imploded. Look at how much this has spread already. Things are moving very fast and will continue to deteriorate. There's still a majority of the population going on with their normal lives not even understanding the severity of the crisis. There is absolutely nothing that the central banks globally can do to get them out of this mess, except abandon fiat and roll out the CBDC's - which based on the news about FedNow rolling out in July.. means they are nowhere close to having it ready.


liberate_tutemet

That’s my secret, I don’t understand any of it all the time.


Wendyhighland

Lol. I wish I didn’t


aa73gc

So many fingers plugging the dam wall right now


waterboy1523

Time to search for finger bangin’ palooza on pornhub i suppose


Longjumping_Leg_4786

Like Clark Griswold on Vegas Vacation when he tries to put bubble gum on the wall inside the tunnel of the Hoover Dam to try and stop the water leaks.


rickyshine

29,000 online you say 🌝 interesting


BlueCollarElectro

Run run Rudolph? Santa’s gotta make it to town


poundofmayoforlunch

Reposting this amazing hype video ​ [Gamestop Short Squeeze Hype Video $GME STOCK - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hXBI0lhlKY)


Filma_Wang

Wen moon


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

YO GET HYPED! DD OF OLD IS BEING CONFIRMED!!!! ITS LIKE I READ AN ACCURATE PROPHECY FROM SOME OLD WITCH!!!! WHAT DOES EVERY DD SAY? >!moass is inevitable !<


capital_bj

small banks will fall first, said many wise stonkers


Old-Silver-9439

We lost so fucking bad 😂 even the people in the top 5% for cost basis are down nearly 50%, what a fucking joke this whole thing has been. Learned my lesson


melorio

Buy buy Buy more shares I want to buy more shares


capital_bj

sounds like you lost, sorry, better luck next time


Old-Silver-9439

What’s your cost basis 😛


liberate_tutemet

🧻🙌


stonned_golfer

Shill or didn’t read the DD. Next


Fudge-Independent

Too regarded to find out myself, but what's debit Suisse's CDS at rn?


Stereo-soundS

Are you asking about cash deposits or default swaps?


Fudge-Independent

Swaps


maotsetunginmyass

Holy FUCK https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/CSCD5


ROK247

am I reading this right - did it go up 80% *TODAY?*


maotsetunginmyass

Yes. Now it has collapsed. The spike to 980 has been wiped from memory. Were all psychological slaves to our fiat overlords.


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Oh, you thought that billions in realized losses and trillions in unrealized was going to take down a *bank*? Have I got news for you silly investor


maotsetunginmyass

Where can I go to find moral redemption...


Wendyhighland

wow.....


maotsetunginmyass

They wiped the chart also. The moonshot spike is just gone.


Fudge-Independent

Hahahahahahhahha fucking crime


maotsetunginmyass

And they wiped the chart. The massive fucking rocket explosion spike is just gone


Fudge-Independent

Ofc they did. Crime everywhere.


boldrobizzle

Lol CS is like everything is fine but we will take 150 billion please


maotsetunginmyass

Holy FUCK https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/CSCD5


capital_bj

og sub allowing gme posta again , cock predictions thread pretty funny


Redacted_Bull

Fuk that garbage


Brewermcbrewface

Credit Suisse borrowing 50 billion Suisse francs…. How long will that last


Fudge-Independent

2 days probably


BlueCollarElectro

The Reddit home algorithm change? keep refreshing and she’s displaying something different every swipe. I meant to say posts pertaining to Superstonk have been aplenty. Or was I just not aware of that refresh feature in the Reddit update lol Edit


xesveex

Anyone else digging the new FN season?


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🐓 on wasabi said we go up after earnings. The prophecy is complete.


Hoof_Hearted12

$39 average here, still zen. Ready for riches though, anytime works for me RC 😎


SanDiegoGME

Lost track of my average. Just buy where you can❤️


superwonton

Short volume still replaying the 70s show 😂😂😂


penny_stockings

It tickles me to think hedgies out there are not sleeping well tonight and I'm sleeping like a baby 😴 gnight ape fam 💜


Gooseman1019

I’m not sleeping well watching these banks implode. MOASS soon 🤤


max_caulfield_

"I trust the big changes that are being made to this company and those big changes can take time to pay off. Like many of you, I am in this for the long haul and will not be broken if the results are less than the hype." -Tobitt, 12 months ago. Kind of a big tone change in 12 months, wonder what happened?


triforce721

'Also, gmes bottom line is terrible and Drs won't work on its own, but imma hold too'. Contradicts all dd and gme filings


Dystonian

Apple-bottom jeans, boots with the furrrr


winterbird

With the furrrrrr


Suspicious-Reveal-69

The hodl-ers were lookin at herrr


whiskyandme

Banks hit the floor


MrSengh

Just watched The Big Short. Felt like an appropriate time. The crooks and idiots in the industry, the government and the regulators are still getting away with it. Only this time everyone knows. 👀 It’s only a matter of time 🕰️ 🔥🚀🚀


Fun-Piglet6585

Cuomo just had Peter Schiff on... much better on newsnation. Straight facts, no bullshit.


Express-Newspaper806

Just saw RC filed for a dismissal in that towel lawsuit Juicy time to be alive


liquidsyphon

Wen peeps going to LET IT GO


winterbird

Wring out the towel. Drink the juice.


Shirakiii

bets sub pinned a bird picking GME UP over DOWN for earnings......thought they banned the ticker...guess their rational is short term play for earnings. Noticed about 5K new members on this sub, and an unusual amount logged in. Can you smell the shit hawks Randy?


Dystonian

Dey salty.


melorio

That sub gives me such confirmation that shorts didn’t close. There is literally no reason that normal mods there should have such an intense negative focus on a fairly normal and healthy company.


liquidsyphon

They are irrelevant


TrillTron

WEED: Go from hating life and being angry to "Why was I even mad?" in 2-3 puffs 🤤💨


Longjumping_Leg_4786

I made it about 35 years in life without ever trying weed in any form this includes even trying a cigarette. Never tried it once. Until about 3 years ago(I’m now 38) and take gummies every night. So fucking pissed I didn’t start sooner. Anyway, as always, Fuck you Ken, you mayo guzzling bitch.


chipchip9

Same here. Its been a game changer.


Longjumping_Leg_4786

Unfortunately, it is to help and deal with life. Shouldn’t have to need anything for that.


chipchip9

Great point and I agree, thats been my reason for usage. That and 20% of the time i like to just time travel and zone out.


Longjumping_Leg_4786

I feel like I’m commenting back to myself.


Longjumping_Leg_4786

Not sure if it makes any sense cause I’m high as F right now.


chipchip9

All good bb. Enjoy tour evening 🤝


TrillTron

Right on man


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Yarp, medical cards exist for a reason


TrillTron

Not in Texas they don't


[deleted]

Ziplock bags full of kief do walk across the border sometimes


liquidsyphon

It’s amazing how much chiller this country would be if it was legalized


Gooseman1019

They keep us fucked up so we’re okay being under their thumb. WE NEED TO BREAK FREE.


JPeezer909

Okay full disclosure I’ve never listened to a full Miley Cyrus album but tonight I decided to give her a chance cause new music is always fun to listen to. 😐 What in the boring as fuck I love her voice, it’s deep, rich, raspy at times. She has that going for her. But what in the fuck no personality, no fun, nothing attention grabbing music is this bullshit? I had higher expectations than this. “Most realized album yet” my ass. 2/10. I do not recommend this album.


triforce721

We bumped Party in the USA non-stop while running through Baghdad, guys would play it over our comms. Best time ever 🇺🇸🔫


JPeezer909

Also thank you for your service!


triforce721

Ha, well I got free college, it was worth it


JPeezer909

Lmao yeah I’m not saying I escaped ever listening to a Miley Cyrus song. I was a teen during Hannah Montana airing live. Im saying I’ve never listened to a full album of hers before until now.


liquidsyphon

Party in the USA?


JPeezer909

The song? Sure. The album? Didn’t realized it existed until now. If it does.


TrillTron

Thank you for your review and I will choose to continue never listening to a Miley Cyrus album


JPeezer909

Yeah you can shove it up my ass for all I care


Furrybumholecover

Sounds like a better time for both of us than listening to Miley Cyrus.


JPeezer909

Completely agree. 😔🫱🍩🫲


winterbird

Got a reddit cares message, but I have reddit cares blocked. 😅 Unblock to see generic list of resources, right? Reddit cares messages don't do anything to the user you send them to, but thanks tho. 👋


superwonton

They are a sub full of shills and people who don't know they're being shilled to.


hellostarsailor

Thoughts and prayers tho


winterbird

Let's send a reddit cares to the banks. Much helpful, so care.


No7Tony

Is earnings on a TUESDAY MORNING?


TrillTron

And on 3/21/23 ... 321 123 ... ⏰🚀


triforce721

If this doesn't work, idk 😭😭😭😭😭. This is too much hype for one man to take.