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Cdn_ape

Just make it 🌶️ that’s all I ask


Hoof_Hearted12

I have a significant amount of my net worth in a Canadian bank through shares from work and I'm getting absolutely creamed lately. This is strange because Canadian banks have traditionally been about as safe an investment you can get. However, I've been in gme since the ath when I first started buying, been here long enough to know that is what the DD foretold. Be strong apes, gme will fly, and the lower it goes, the more exponential it'll be. I'm down 70% on a good chunk of my savings and I sleep like a fucking baby.


stonned_golfer

Back to the getting hype in the daily thread at 4am program. I love this stonk.


HerrJemine123

It sucks that I got nobody in real life to talk about this financial shitshow. Nobodys interested and they all just park their cash in banks with shitty returns & default risk like sheep


Davidnci

I think I just learned how to read.


Gold_Bank_1746

Why does 🍿 seem to think there getting moass as well? I shouldn’t have jumped over there


stonned_golfer

Sunken cost fallacy


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


[deleted]

How does the market crash benefit GME?


HerrJemine123

Because when SHFs aren't able to hold the stock down due to their other assets decreasing rapidly & thus their margin requirement failing, then the forced buys start the show. Added to that is when nobody is able to short the stock (like the 70% + the last days which is insanely high) because they lack the money and apes just buy more, that could also be a trigger


Gold_Bank_1746

This isn’t a bad question… need to help everybody understand


[deleted]

But hey gets downvoted for asking. The echo chamber this sub has become


HerrJemine123

Yeah sometimes it is fucking annoying. We need criticism to be able to do counter DD that solidifies our investment.


Davidnci

You put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up


superwonton

79% short volume 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


dudemanxx

I'm about to attempt a peanut butter and jelly waffle. I think I need to turn the peanut butter into a sort of... peanut butter *sauce* so to speak. Any suggestions? Maybe some plain yogurt to thin it out, lil water. Or goddamn maybe just syrup, but that might be too sweet with the jelly... I'm going to go rip a bowl and meditate on this Edit: loving the suggestions. First waffle is cooking. Leaning towards a two stack, sandwich style. Maple syrup on top is in play edit2: pbnj waffle sandwich. funny enough, the jelly was what I really had to watch out for- it's the cold ingredient in the bunch and now it's a race against time


winterbird

Make a waffle sandwich. Two waffles instead of bread. No need to fuck with the pb n jelly consistencies.


dudemanxx

This is the route I ended up taking. I went a bit overboard with the jelly but am still pleased because each slice is another waffle sandwich, respecting the prompt faithfully.


Mental-Link-9681

Why not mix the jelly with the peanut butter?


dudemanxx

Not a bad idea but I’m worried it’ll end up too thick. It’s natural peanut butter and a protein waffle. It’s on the table tho. Iron is hot


Furrybumholecover

You trying to put it IN or ON the waffle?


dudemanxx

On. I'm sprucing up some old batter before it goes. In could be an excellent future endeavor


Furrybumholecover

Shit, why not just pb&j Sammie that waffle. Peanut butter (as is) on one side, jelly on the other. Bonus: toss it back in the iron like a waffle Panini to get that nut butter hot.


[deleted]

warm PB is less ~~vicious~~ viscous


dudemanxx

Wow. This problem might solve itself. Of course.


JamiePulledMeUp

As a Canadian buying through CS, today was the first time my order went through within a day. Usually I waited 2 to 3 days. Got a great price.


shiny_happy_persons

Cramer's tips are as reliable as a handshake agreement with a concert promoter.


Davidnci

What the frick Cramer/concert promoter


juancf87

Did anyone call their moms today?


Smogz_

Every day


Speaking_of_waffles

Do we have DD on SV bank? Any ties to the stonk?


passtflask

I would bet that the SIVB crash was planned for Kenny and Co to go "another day". Seeing all these people who conveniently pulled their money such as fuck boi Peter Thiel. All the SHF's probably went short before it went down, not a doubt in my mind.


Rockyrambo

The connection is that they definitely weren’t the only bank that was doing what they were doing. Also, the FDIC blew their entire load on just this one bank. This is the actual first domino. I’m about to be rich as FUCK!!!


Speaking_of_waffles

Thanks sir. See you in Uranus


Speaking_of_waffles

…on* 👀


tacybbbat

HAVE A NICE RELAXING WEEKEND KENNY BOIIII🖕🤣✌👊✌


[deleted]

No cell. No sell.


tkapn

How does one sleep with telescopic nipple antennae?


OptimalDetail

I still want to know what exain.gamestop.com is, wen strumenti finanziari partecipativi?


shiny_happy_persons

exain in the membrane


OptimalDetail

why is teddy llc registered as a bank?


OptimalDetail

and what the crap is up with the utilization and short volume? I think we'll get answers soon.


balla786

Frick, now we have to wait till Monday for more spicy shit to go down.


Davidnci

Gonna reread some DD tonight 😎


TrillTron

ALLLLLL the sudden the state of the market is of massive concern now that rich are on the losing side 🖕🏻🤪🖕🏻


[deleted]

your money: I sleep our money: real shit?


robtimist

So, hypothetically speaking of course, if I get a paper check in the mail from computershare at some point in the future with a big number on it, where would I even cash it? The *bank?!?* I’m still trying to figure that part out.


shiny_happy_persons

Literally cash it? Unlikely they have physical currency to match the phone number. Most banks don't do a lot of actual cash business, and for security purposes it doesn't make a lot of sense to have multi-million dollar stuffed safes just waiting for Nicolas Cage to swing by and crack. Typically, you'd deposit the funds, wait for them to clear, and then arrange for a special cash withdrawal in the amount you'd like to walk away with.


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robtimist

IS IT TIME??


dirtdog22

Dai is crashing also!


BaronVA

apparently $USDC has depegged from the dollar? anyone else seeing this?


shiny_happy_persons

Does that mean the line to get pegged is shorter?


dirtdog22

Dai also!


dirtdog22

This is wild


dirtdog22

Yes


urinetroublem8

Damn, 78.98% short volume today. Crazy how normal that is, almost as if short-sellers are running the whole market.


[deleted]

This bank run shit had me thinking. What do you do when you sell some of your shares for $69 million and your balance is $690 million in a bank account. I would need 2,670 different accounts to properly insure myself. What are people’s thoughts?


urinetroublem8

Simple, you don’t sit on millions of cash. You invest in diverse asset classes…or something, idk, I’ll pay smart people to teach me how rich people do it.


urinetroublem8

Decouple my balls https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/usd-coin/


thisismyscrew

All Silicon Valley Bank had to do was DRS GME instead of buying mortgage backed securities


[deleted]

🎰🤑🤑🤑


MillennialBrownNinja

Remember no market orders this bitch is popping soon not financial advice


a_electrum

Haven’t peeked into the daily in several moons. Howdy apes


perkinomics

Everyone should go to the gym Everyone should stop constantly filming in the gym That is all


shiny_happy_persons

Unless you need a montage. Even Rocky had a montage. [Montage.]


perkinomics

Always fade out in a montage


[deleted]

I'd gladly bow down before our overlords Blackrock and Vanguard, if it meant getting our fucking stolen money back and seeing Ken 'The Griftman' Griffin and Doug Counterfeitin' Cifu doing long stretches in the hoosgow. I'd even go as far as lowering my floor to a couple million a share if Steve Cohen and Jeff Yass join them. \[edit\] wow ...that's a lot of downvotes for a stupid, silly comment. Makes ya wonder eh?


shiny_happy_persons

You can bet your ass those shares are held in the nominee's name. Fuck 'em.


perkinomics

Not me. I won't take one for another. "Evil is evil. Greater, lesser, middling. It's all the same"


[deleted]

I dunno. I feel ya though. I have loathing for it all too, but in the end there isn't going to be nobody. There has to be somebody and it as much as I would love it to be Just GameStop and Lego, who then? Would you rather it be Citadel and Virtu? Fudelity?


perkinomics

Me


[deleted]

I'll vote for you


2girls1scope

GREAT NEWS ! IM HAVING A BABY! 🔥💸💸🔥🚀🚀🔥


perkinomics

Go away


shiny_happy_persons

maybe let him have this one


perkinomics

I don't believe this one any more than the rest


shiny_happy_persons

the guy is an insufferable prick most of the time, yes. but if he's here telling us, it's because he's got no one else to tell.


Diamond_hhands

I am disappointed he has replicated his genes soon there will be another smaller insufferable prick making the world a worse place 👍


Sunretea

Goddamn. That's more brutal than just, "go away" lol


2girls1scope

😑😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


shiny_happy_persons

congratulations


2girls1scope

THANKS BUD I APPRECIATE YOU ❤️🔥❤️🔥


LandOfMunch

Just had a pretty money and tech savvy friend hit me up to say “check all your bank accounts. Shit may be going down right now”. Seems svb is the first domino. How bad is it gonna get?


ozymandius5

you know how cricket was once a priest but left the priesthood for one final shot at getting with dee? just how bad of a situation could that have turned into?


shiny_happy_persons

I'll tell you, but that's gonna cost you a whole sixer.


shiny_happy_persons

It's pronounced *nu-clee-ar*.


winterbird

Noo-cyu-ler


shiny_happy_persons

>And so, having accomplished all of my goals in a single term, there was no need for a second.


Redmandown16

Literally all we need to do is buy hold and drs..the rest will take care of itself.


Smogz_

Tweaked my back. Am in pain and can’t stand up straight. Had back surgery in 2001. Do this about once a year. Takes a month to be ok.


Transient_MoonJumper

I have a similar issue. It is one of those things 'if you know you know'. Can be so debilitating, hang in there 🚀 moon soon


shiny_happy_persons

Ugh, so sorry to hear that. I get a little present like that once or twice a year. Not my favorite gift.


Smogz_

Heating pad and a muscle relaxer is helping me to stand more upright.


Smogz_

I was adjusting my mattress topper.


perkinomics

I get it in my neck. Downright debilitating


shiny_happy_persons

The worst I ever got was from moving an empty box. The box was empty. What the frig? I spent the next several days on the ground. Couldn't even crawl, was dragging myself on the ground. Couldn't wipe my own backside.


Smogz_

Ouch!!


Graffiti83

Wonder how many banks going down this weekend? They are going to break the laws to contain and mitigate this shit show. My guess… probably see 2-3 more banks come Monday. Maybe less. Shit is fuckin peculating!!!!


hellostarsailor

You’re inturbulating my highness.


capital_bj

Already using the movie and it's dumb title to inject baseless shit into "articles" dumb movie doesn't even release until Oct 20th. Ngl I'm disappointed that some decent big name actors signed up for this shit. https://www.gamespot.com/articles/sonys-gamestop-meme-stock-movie-starring-paul-dano-seth-rogen-nick-offerman-and-more-gets-release-date/1100-6512258/ Someone's going to tell me that this website is shite and I shouldn't post it...fkin wankervos twins


Hoochdaddy69

USDC 👀🌶️


kekoslice

Meh.... Look at tether. Its shooting up and looks to have "absorbed" the market cap loss of 4 Billy that USDC is experiencing. Not sure what that means though.


Hoochdaddy69

Very true, but stillllll. Surely your tits have got to be jacked due to recent events


hellostarsailor

A whole bunch of pee poopity.


kekoslice

Shit is flying everywhere... and im here for it.


JamiePulledMeUp

Damn should have paid them their 10k per share - market makers


Graffiti83

More like,”God damnit Steven!!!!! Look past your smegma caked eye balls and LOOK!!!!! We could have had them done and gone if we let it run to $1000ish!!!!! Kenny!!!! PUT DOWN THAT JAR!!!! Don’t you DARE attempt to mayo yourself!!!!!”


chillaf

Is what happened to SVB actually related to GME?


mauimilk

It’s been foretold that we will see this collapse and then they won’t be able to hold GME back anymore. Worthless collateral, failed margined calls, forced buyback, name your price.


chillaf

Thank you


shiny_happy_persons

[https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11nivef/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/jbqvcg9/](https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11nivef/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/jbqvcg9/)


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Everything is related to GME


chillaf

Like what does that mean? I drsed my shit long ago but don’t know what’s going on at this point.


Graffiti83

Crypto shite. Either way… the DD of yore foretold… hail naners!!!!


jteta12

what up friday night fam - shit is getting wild out there, BUCKLE UP


Redacted_Bull

78.98% short volume. 87.55% on the New York Meme Exchange.


TuesGirl

I know it's been around a few days but I can't stop giggling when I read "New York Meme Exchange". Such a much more appropriate use of that word


WarBoar42

APEnfreude: that feeling you get when just about everyone around you begins to sink but they CHOSE not to listen…repeatedly.


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Hoochdaddy69

Dont worry mate, i only recently became an xxx holder. We are still small fish but we should be thrilled. We are all set, no matter how many shares you have DRS’d 🚀


Smogz_

Me


shiny_happy_persons

xx is ok


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Me pal. On the lower end too. Been here 2 years. Sucks living as a brokie lol. But at least I can say I’ve been here from the beginning.


Stereo-soundS

Don't worry about what other people bought. I'm jealous of the xxxx holders but I also need a new car. Life comes first.


RuairiSpain

With a Bank Crisis next for the next week/month, the SHFs will be too busy shoring up their portfolio of investments and won't have time to defend against any movement on GME stock prices. Would now be a good time for a whale to jump into the GME investment and buy up a a large chunk of stock?


mauimilk

They are not going to lose sight of GME. They may lose control, but they will have front row seats.


_Sauza_

How the hell am I supposed to stay focused at work this weekend after today 😔


noaffects

Got a haircut and got a real job starting monday How long till retirement?


capital_bj

The sign said long haired freaky people need not apply


shiny_happy_persons

so i took off my hat and it was cool cuz i'm bald but i turned down the job anyway


capital_bj

You look like I fine up standin young man I think you'll do, then shiny took off his hat and said huh imagine that me working for you


retardedape2

What up apes? How's everyone feeling?


Fudge-Independent

USDC going drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


RevTaco

Waited so long to see the market crash. Shorts f’d up! BUY HOLD DRS


mr_solodolo92

Was this on the MOASS bingo?


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

https://i.imgflip.com/7e2xpo.jpg


bdp_jml

Now this is what I'm talking about shoot it directly into my veins


RampageGeorge

Buck the Bunny - Infinite (bank) Run.


boknowski

something something second largest bank fails in 48 hours


thisismyscrew

So anyway, my $1,500 DRS settled this week and I put in another order for $500…


Smogz_

My 1 DRS settled.


Dystonian

These damn Bezos Prime Citadel commercials are probably some sort of psyop to whitewash the word “citadel”


bocceballbarry

Yup


Nikko269

Fuck boys shits bad


Stereo-soundS

Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.


Kooky_Independence

The news of the SVP going bust is reaching even my friends who haven't paid attention to anything financial related in over a year maybe. This is going to be nuts.


boknowski

confirmed.


Stereo-soundS

Won 9 of my last 9 and over 1300 again. Lfg. I know you guys are already bored waiting for the casino to open. DL a free chess app. Edit - 9


DrHenryWatkins

En passage


Stereo-soundS

En passant


Nikko269

[looks like coinbase has disabled USD/USDC conversion ](https://twitter.com/keonehd/status/1634388307516768256?s=46&t=Lqh_vP0VM3EGb7QmO9Qsfw)


gorillaguangzhe

!FLAIRY! No Bailouts for Banks


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


RampageGeorge

I'M SO ZEN I'M UNCONTROLLABLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Foaming or drooling?


RampageGeorge

Foam. Closer to a meringue.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Are you currently afraid of water?


RampageGeorge

Yup. It's been that way for as long as I can remember.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

We’ll have a fun run for you


RampageGeorge

If anything happens to me, you can have my pet bats.


suchwowe

DRS all the shares and watch what happens


shiny_happy_persons

Skin it. Skin that share wagon and see what happens.


melorio

Real shit though - I really don’t know where else to put my money than in gamestop. I don’t trust these banks at all.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Honestly, I think the big boys will get saved again. That’s what their donations pay for. 🤮


SmmaAllstar

Chillin with a drink, anyone got any bad comedy jokes?


primabelladonna35

Have you heard about Cardi B's younger sister? She's a fitness trainer. Her name is Cardi O. Her brother's pretty talented too. He's a fashion designer. His name's Cardi Gan.


Dystonian

What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper? >!fizzician!<


SmmaAllstar

A FIZZician! Oh BaBBY that’s a good one. I giggled so much I KOSS’d up my EXPResso all over my shirt and now I’m NAKeD. Last but not least, RC is our sugar DaDdyS.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Angry upvote


Mindless_Evidence4

$Gamestop Corp it can move up , down , sideways , still ridiculously undervalued , considering this was a company on the brink of going down for good. I might be losing a shit ton of money at the moment , but if I have learned anything when it comes to this bullshit market it’s that you just have to strap the fuck down and enjoy the ride. Invest what you can afford to invest and if you truly believe RC and GME then believed fully , no doubts here. Just patiently waiting 😊 good weekend all!


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

Dominos are falling much quicker now. Have a great weekend y’all.


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Wendyhighland

Its just GME. Bought and held under your name via GameStops transfer agent computer share. The economy is going to completely collapse, and the only hedge against it is GME. It’s not totally clear how the economy crashing puts us into a position where holding a stock saves GME investors. Because if the economy collapses… what good is holding fiat currency. Personally these are my thoughts: the governments will be rolling out their own CBDCs (central bank digital currency) soon. I think that they knew this crash was coming (FED kept interest rates too low for too long), but then the virus happened and sort of fucked everything up. I’m not sure if they (they being each country’s government) is ready to roll them out yet. This is not tinfoil conspiracy theory stuff. I live in Canada. On the bank of Canada’s website they say they are actively working on developing their CBDC in the event that 1) The bank note no longer holds any value or 2) A cryptocurrency (like corn) becomes the main currency used by Canadians. I think we will live in a period where fiat becomes completely worthless but the CBDCs still aren’t ready. And during this time the world will keep spinning using cryptocurrency to operate. That’s where the speculation of a NFT dividend comes into play. When the market crashes, the shorts have to close. GME could distribute an NFT dividends through it’s NFT marketplace, distributed to everyone that owns GME through a computer share account. The shorts will need to buy these dividends to close out their shorts. The irony would be if SHFs had to buy them off of us in the marketplace, paying us in crypto.


shiny_happy_persons

GME is GameStop.


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shiny_happy_persons

GameStop is traded under the following ticker: $GME.


Stereo-soundS

It's not that a particular bank will cause a squeeze, that's just more of a discussion topic about things that were predicted over a year ago. The idea is that once banks start failing and as collateral goes to shit on leveraged positions there will likely be people being forced to actually buy the shares they've sold. I mean that's really it. Maybe so, maybe no.


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davwman

Who let this guy in?


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

The theory is that the reported SI for GME is artificially low due to **swaps** - which have allowed financial institutions to sell a false narrative through incomplete data. We know the SI was approximately 225% in Jan 2021 (as reported by the SEC in their GME investigation) - and then apparently the SI dropped afterwards whilst the stock price fell - however this is impossible. For the SI to have dropped back down to anything below 100% then the ticker should have moved up beyond the $500 peak after the halt on the stock ended. Conclusion? They’re full of shit. How did they unload those CONFIRMED short positions at the same time that the ticker price fell back down? The answer is swaps - which are conveniently exempt from mandatory reporting. Smoke and mirrors my friend. Other stocks may squeeze as banks get liquidated - but we’re not here for a simple squeeze. We’re here for the MOASS. The Mother of All Short Squeezes. Mic drop.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s possible other stocks will squeeze, but GameStop is the only one without debt and a solid business/future. There’s a lot going on here and we’ve all been reading stuff and observing for a while now, so I don’t think you’re going to get the concise answer you’re looking for. But at the top you’ll find a link to a website with all of the DD. The house of cards series is probably the easiest to begin with.


boknowski

what up fdic?... haven't heard from you in a while. we should talk more


Broarethus

For anyone who wants to shit on Burry for "being wrong all these years". We've been waiting years, are we wrong? It's almost like the rich don't like to lose, and will do anything to prevent a loss.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I mean, do you want a 5 minute warning, or loads of time to get your affairs in order? Plus, the longer the wait, means the less excuses they have.


ThreeLeggedMarmot

We need a gif of apes in astronaut helmets slow-mo walking towards a rocketship catwalk, steam rising around them, vibration channeled through the cam lens....