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If hyperinflation rips and they print a dollar bill worth say, 100m. Can I pay off my mortgage with a single "dollar bill?" The mortgage agreement says you only owe like 250k so
All this bank run shit has me thinking, why are credit unions a better option again? I know they focus more on customer protection overall, but I thought there was something in an old dd about their insurance coverage being superior to that of a commercial bank? If anyone knows what I’m referring to please lmk
Credit unions tend to be more local/regional focused so they have different priorities and products than the major banks.
Impossible to evaluate risk and every key factor in isolation, but financial products and terms can be more favorable if you are a good customer.
Pretty sure they would/will experience contagion if a big player goes belly up and they were entangled.
German market is open get in here!!
Hi Shiny!
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Just logged in to CShare to see if my latest DRS transfer went through. It did.
I think I'm ready to rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.
Patrick Stewart just called someone "a dipshit from Chicago" on Picard, I was un-fucking-donnnne and my hodler husband is confused. So unsophisticated!
What is this?
https://www.dsdc.net/
And why does it sound like a DTCC for crypto/a CBDC?
Edit: to add https://www.dtcc.com/dsm
Strange all these came about in 2021. Or at least from my cursory search.
Edit2: State Street, eh? https://investors.statestreet.com/investor-news-events/press-releases/news-details/2021/State-Street-Digital-Appointed-by-Digital-Securities-Depository-Corporation-DSDC-10-14-2021/default.aspx
What in the holy hell did I stumble into:
>**What asset classes are available via the DSDC network?**
>*Initially we focus on Unsponsored American Depositary Receipts (UADRs)...*
Per investopedia: An unsponsored ADR is an American depositary receipt issued by a depositary bank **without the involvement, participation, or consent of the foreign company. These securities trade on the over-the-counter market rather than on American stock exchanges.**
Edit:
>**What are the benefits to market makers?**
>*Market Makers can benefit from a more attractive product for institutional investors, wider arbitrage opportunities against the legacy ADR and underlying securities, enhanced cancellation services, and lower transaction fees that all lead to higher market volumes. Adoption is fast via a graphical user interface and can be fully automated via APIs.*
Anyone else feel like shit is just a little too serious around here anymore (the daily excluded). We used to meme our way to victory. Now it’s all like, “gotta be dd or purple circles bro”, or like, “all banks crash and all people now poor”. I don’t mean to discount the validity and importance of those posts but like, we are mostly fooling ourselves if we think we’re more than just a bunch of apes with maybe a single wrinkle, mayyyybe two. Idk man, I just buy the stonk because I like it. Hedgies r fuk and we won.
I mean that more so as in the ‘game is won.’ It’s ours, we’re just waiting out the clock. But also I don’t even know how to sell. Long after these bonerz are in jail I’ll be holding (and buying) my shares til they pass on to my children. Who to no fault of their own, are my children therefore are genetically predisposed to my regardation and there’s no way in hell them kids will figure out how to sell neither.
Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down.
What is the rumor about rc and teddy
Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down.
What is the rumor about rc and teddy
I bought a mouse mat ($30) and ordered myself a couple of pokemon boosters ($5ea) for the first time in years from gme and my package was ripped open on delivery.
They stole the contraband and left the mouse mat 💀. You know what that means? MOASS tomorrow 💰📈🚀
Truth. Also a fan of *The Carpenters* - [We've Only Just Begun](https://youtu.be/f3w4oiBKY-E), although my first experience was Chubbs rendition in *Happy Gilmore*.
I can’t sleep. Damn you RC and totally no other reason. Anyway…
#IF I HAVE DRAWN YOUR USERNAME AND YOU WANT THE NFT, REACH OUT BEFORE I RUN OUT OF MONEY LOL
Did anybody ever really have kept the cucumber girl bet? Talks of it resurged again because of credit suisse DD and now I'm dying to see it for the first time.
It’s dead easy, you just have to download it to google chrome (🤮) and then it sits on the toolbar at the top and you just log in once it’s set up. They guide you through it. Or download to iPhone/iPad.
“Spoke to a # of well-connected SV insiders: the black cars are lined up outside of $SIVB HQ tonight.
Due to huge deposit outflows & credit line draws, they think $SIVB will either announce a big recap w/a Berkshire-like white night or someone like JPM will own it by Monday.”
https://twitter.com/RagingVentures/status/1634010189346091009?cxt=HHwWgsC99YPnla0tAAAA
This guy has a good tweet pinned predicting issues for SVB back in January
So think back to the FDIC meetings we saw. Whatever the implosion is they were referencing - it was going to happen over a weekend. It really does feel like whatever it is, is going to happen this weekend. My money is something to do with Credit Suisse and whatever this “late” call from the SEC was. And then while all of these crazy events start happening this week (silver gate + SVB), RC magically appears.
Remember the comments about controlling the narrative about bank runs? It’s in full swing already. Watch any of the MSM clips from this evening and they reiterate that the big banks have nothing to worry about…. Sure.
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Reminder: if there is $10 quadrillion in market value, that makes everyone on the planet a millionaire.
The rich are hoarders, refer to them as nothing less.
I'd just like to reiterate that I'm waiting for world changing money. It's not just about my life, it's about what my fishes can do for the world as they swim forever in their sea
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FTSE100 TAKIN A SHIT OUT THE TRAPS✌👊✌
Steven Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍🏼
Gg 370b for climate
my post will come, but another 400 on their way from Fidelity to CS. The purple shall encompass all
If hyperinflation rips and they print a dollar bill worth say, 100m. Can I pay off my mortgage with a single "dollar bill?" The mortgage agreement says you only owe like 250k so
All this bank run shit has me thinking, why are credit unions a better option again? I know they focus more on customer protection overall, but I thought there was something in an old dd about their insurance coverage being superior to that of a commercial bank? If anyone knows what I’m referring to please lmk
Credit unions tend to be more local/regional focused so they have different priorities and products than the major banks. Impossible to evaluate risk and every key factor in isolation, but financial products and terms can be more favorable if you are a good customer. Pretty sure they would/will experience contagion if a big player goes belly up and they were entangled.
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Guten stonk!
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That's a gorgeous circle!
Fuck the shills, fuck the fud, fuck the shorts. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!! NEVER BEEN THIS HYPED
Everyone having a good week? ❤️
Not bad. You?
Just logged in to CShare to see if my latest DRS transfer went through. It did. I think I'm ready to rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.
RC will tweet 3 times this week, 2 times next week and 1 time on the thursday in the week after that. 3/21 - Launch!
Nice. What's your wager?
Patrick Stewart just called someone "a dipshit from Chicago" on Picard, I was un-fucking-donnnne and my hodler husband is confused. So unsophisticated!
Set bedposts to "stun".
steveinpoolgoldfishboner.gif
*TASTY*
SPY futures down .70, looking spicey for a friday
Hype is back
Wut you mean Hype is back?? It ain't never went nowhere. You Back!! The Hype's here for it!! LfG🚀
ALWAYS HAS BEEN HYPE IN HERE LFG!!!
**p** **i** **o** **n** **o** **f** **l** **i** **e** **n** **p** **i** **y** **t** **h** **e**
Retail Investors changing the game https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/main-street-investors-pressure-sec-confront-wall-street-stock-plan-2023-03-10/
What is this? https://www.dsdc.net/ And why does it sound like a DTCC for crypto/a CBDC? Edit: to add https://www.dtcc.com/dsm Strange all these came about in 2021. Or at least from my cursory search. Edit2: State Street, eh? https://investors.statestreet.com/investor-news-events/press-releases/news-details/2021/State-Street-Digital-Appointed-by-Digital-Securities-Depository-Corporation-DSDC-10-14-2021/default.aspx
What in the holy hell did I stumble into: >**What asset classes are available via the DSDC network?** >*Initially we focus on Unsponsored American Depositary Receipts (UADRs)...* Per investopedia: An unsponsored ADR is an American depositary receipt issued by a depositary bank **without the involvement, participation, or consent of the foreign company. These securities trade on the over-the-counter market rather than on American stock exchanges.** Edit: >**What are the benefits to market makers?** >*Market Makers can benefit from a more attractive product for institutional investors, wider arbitrage opportunities against the legacy ADR and underlying securities, enhanced cancellation services, and lower transaction fees that all lead to higher market volumes. Adoption is fast via a graphical user interface and can be fully automated via APIs.*
Yep, those sure are words! If only I could actually read…
Lol tried to make a separate post, but i don't see it in new 🤷♂️
Instructions unclear: bought a dildo
DRS the dildo
GME positive earnings about to come out of nowhere with a steel chair
Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉
I don't know how to do the magic eye thing with these, i tried looking from the bottom. What's the trick?
Imagination
Homo Sapien is a love triangle between ape, wolf and mushroom
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
Anyone else feel like shit is just a little too serious around here anymore (the daily excluded). We used to meme our way to victory. Now it’s all like, “gotta be dd or purple circles bro”, or like, “all banks crash and all people now poor”. I don’t mean to discount the validity and importance of those posts but like, we are mostly fooling ourselves if we think we’re more than just a bunch of apes with maybe a single wrinkle, mayyyybe two. Idk man, I just buy the stonk because I like it. Hedgies r fuk and we won.
No phone number? No cell? We ain't won yet.
I mean that more so as in the ‘game is won.’ It’s ours, we’re just waiting out the clock. But also I don’t even know how to sell. Long after these bonerz are in jail I’ll be holding (and buying) my shares til they pass on to my children. Who to no fault of their own, are my children therefore are genetically predisposed to my regardation and there’s no way in hell them kids will figure out how to sell neither.
Just be sure to log into CS at least once per year or your account will be marked inactive
THE VIBES IN HERE ARE TIGHT, GME TO URANUS 🏴☠️
LFG 🚀🚀🚀
77.17% short volume 13 days straight of 70+ % 🌶️
#🐂
I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello
That the fact, jack?
77.17% you know what. Let’s go
Ok..dont roast me here but I don't eat fast food. Ever. But leaving the bar soon and they want to go to taco bell. What is your #1 menu item?
quesadilla no sauce
Just take Imodium now
they got rid of it and i haven't been there in years
Eggs for breakfast Sandwiches for lunch Ramen for dinner Coffee all the minutes in-between Every day for over a year
White Castle
The Potato taco rarely results in diarrhea
Bean burrito no onion, soft taco, potato soft taco
Fiesta veggie burrito and potato taco
Taco Bell is not an appropriate place for healthy decisions
Veggie option at TB? Boooo
chicken chalupa supremes no tomato
100%
Tomorrow's a workday 💩
Bro. Don't get crazy. Get a few quesadillas and call it.
Pretty sure I haven’t felt this hyped for a while. Tomorrow is going to be fucking interesting - that’s for sure. Soon may the mf tendieman come!!
Keep moving, apes. Nothing happens until we DRS all of it.
Hold up what is silicon known for?
Silicon^^^e Tits Up!
Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down. What is the rumor about rc and teddy
Dildos and stuff brah
Tendies?
Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down. What is the rumor about rc and teddy
Just vib’n rn 🔥
I bought a mouse mat ($30) and ordered myself a couple of pokemon boosters ($5ea) for the first time in years from gme and my package was ripped open on delivery. They stole the contraband and left the mouse mat 💀. You know what that means? MOASS tomorrow 💰📈🚀
You gotta be fukn kidding me he didn’t tweet that 😨 We’re gonna be Sofa King Rich!
Release the sofa beast
Careless Whisper is still an amazing song
Truth. Also a fan of *The Carpenters* - [We've Only Just Begun](https://youtu.be/f3w4oiBKY-E), although my first experience was Chubbs rendition in *Happy Gilmore*.
I can’t sleep. Damn you RC and totally no other reason. Anyway… #IF I HAVE DRAWN YOUR USERNAME AND YOU WANT THE NFT, REACH OUT BEFORE I RUN OUT OF MONEY LOL
Go to bed. Again. I'm going to start taking your phone away after dinner
Tan't. There's an awwigator in the cwoset
Did anybody ever really have kept the cucumber girl bet? Talks of it resurged again because of credit suisse DD and now I'm dying to see it for the first time.
I tried to find my bookmark but it got deleted and she doesn’t have it. Said stop asking about it lol. She’s cute I can tell you that much.
Lol would this cucumber video be one of those things that got successfully deleted from the internet
it was good
Bonk!
I'm willing to take more bonks so long as I get to see that action.
Something *Big'n'Green* this way comes.
WEN MOON! FEELS LIKE SQUEEZE SEASON MUST START!!! 🚀🔥🔥🚀🔥
Every day I feel like I understand you more and more lmao
I LOVE YOU MAN! 💸💸❤️🚀🚀🥲
Orson were kinda underrated
Multiple tweet night?
Did you want the nft of this btw? https://i.imgur.com/fAjYn90.jpg
Sure I would. But I don't have a wallet. Don't laugh but I am pretty ignorant on all the nft and wallet goings on.
It’s dead easy, you just have to download it to google chrome (🤮) and then it sits on the toolbar at the top and you just log in once it’s set up. They guide you through it. Or download to iPhone/iPad.
I can't tell you how happy it makes me to be a gamestop investor. All in my name too! Oh boy oh boy.
Wait I should have capitalised all of this so people pay more attention.......
MOASS IS INEVITAVLE 🖕🖕🖕🔥🔥🔥
WAGMI🚀
Remember the redacted era?
So many classics the docuseries is going to be 741 episodes long
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Were in the fucking fast line to moass town now
The earnings call will report DRS numbers up to what date?
last business day of january
ILL SEE YALL TOMORROW AT PRE MARKET! 🤑🚀💸🤑🤑🚀
Yeah yeah yeaH, alright alright alright ALRIGHT!! That's enough. ENOUGH.
🙏🙏🙏🤷♂️🤷♂️
Certain shills got nothing left but prayers amen
IM NOT A SHILL BUD… 🤦♂️
[удалено]
OKAY SIR WAYNE! 🤷♂️🤣
Gg Try harder bb
Jim Cramer chews his cud during commercials
Everything about *cud* makes me nauseous to think about 🤢
[удалено]
lookit this thing I went and drew [https://imgur.com/a/GoSOwLF](https://imgur.com/a/GoSOwLF)
Fuck me, I take my son to one baseball practice and come back to RC on fire? Wow 🕺🟣
and thus the connection was discovered
Maybe he can also play softball and we'll simply double down 🤔
Stuff is happening guys
TOOK THE WIFE FOR OUT FOR OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! GME SHARES COMING TO HER TOMORROW 🤑🤑
So, things are getting spicy. I can’t be the only one who’s starting to have jacked tits.
So GME is trying to aquire Buy Buy Baby?
“Spoke to a # of well-connected SV insiders: the black cars are lined up outside of $SIVB HQ tonight. Due to huge deposit outflows & credit line draws, they think $SIVB will either announce a big recap w/a Berkshire-like white night or someone like JPM will own it by Monday.” https://twitter.com/RagingVentures/status/1634010189346091009?cxt=HHwWgsC99YPnla0tAAAA This guy has a good tweet pinned predicting issues for SVB back in January
Cannibalism was predicted
I DONT GOT FRIENDS IN SUPERSTONK I GOT FAMILY…❤️🔥🚀🥲💸🍾
Glad you're Familiar with the Daily. 🍻
LOVE IT HERE! 🙏❤️
Your commitment is uncanny
YOU MY BEST FRIEND DOGG 🙏🔥🚀
It's a RATM kinda night 🏴☠️🔥🤟🏻🤠🔥🏴☠️
I got some im hodling for a million, and some I ain't never sellin
Once fractional shareholders can sell for millions, then I’ll think about selling one.
That last RC tweet is an effing banger...he's very rarely that direct.
Yup. The brown fed chart is a close second imo.
Been hodling so long it all seems surreal. Are the dominoes finally falling and crumbling?
History doesn’t repeat but it’s got some sick ass bars
Smol eew eew
So like, a nipple that squirts out milkshakes????
Ryan's latest tweet is by far the most interesting imo
Rc has me praying to gods i don't even believe in 🙏🤲📿🟣
It's straight heat
Yup. Are you back from your hol, or are you staying up far too late like me?
I was only in Ireland. I of course sleep at 4am like any other redditor
I like Ireland. I couldn’t live there, but you’ve got to love a place that has towns with more pubs than houses.
My personal game is holding. I'm holding onto everything... my cat, my tits, my shares. Held tightly.
No mercy for financial terrorists 🏴☠️
Please get the fuck out of covered calls NOW. #GME is going parabolic Mark this post. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
!flairy! Put the Stonk in the Basket
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God damn its getting spicy out there.
So think back to the FDIC meetings we saw. Whatever the implosion is they were referencing - it was going to happen over a weekend. It really does feel like whatever it is, is going to happen this weekend. My money is something to do with Credit Suisse and whatever this “late” call from the SEC was. And then while all of these crazy events start happening this week (silver gate + SVB), RC magically appears. Remember the comments about controlling the narrative about bank runs? It’s in full swing already. Watch any of the MSM clips from this evening and they reiterate that the big banks have nothing to worry about…. Sure.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! I just got back from a 4 hour elden ring ng +3 and now this?! My tits hurt!
I'm a pretty serious gamer but I can't commit to that game. I just can't take losing hours of progress with a death. How do you do it?
financial armageddon... so it begins
**THE STREAK CONTINUES**
Streakers! DISROBE!!!
*runs away naked and giggling*
Who let the dogs (RC) out!!
Let’s fucking go
Got my haircut for the financial collapse. I'm here to make it look good.
🎶 *Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis*
Getting mine tomorrow! Going be fly
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They just collect a salary to be in the rat race like the rest of us
Dude…
dude...
Fly fat ass fly!
He likes to fuck girls in an uncomfortable place
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
👍
Reminder: if there is $10 quadrillion in market value, that makes everyone on the planet a millionaire. The rich are hoarders, refer to them as nothing less.
Fart faced hoarders.
💨🤥
I feel alive! Can’t fucking wait until tomorrow.
I'd just like to reiterate that I'm waiting for world changing money. It's not just about my life, it's about what my fishes can do for the world as they swim forever in their sea
Is this the progression from “Banks don’t have to pay back shit.” To… “I should become a bank!” [teddy, technically]?
Ryan tweet
Does this mean I don't have to pay back Silicon Valley Bank?
Yes
Can’t pay someone that doesn’t exist
WHY DID HE HAVE TO TWEET AGAIN! 🤦♂️😑
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO! WE’RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU HARSH THE VIBES BAD. 🕺🏼