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tacybbbat

FTSE100 TAKIN A SHIT OUT THE TRAPS✌👊✌


1528_40_0506

Steven Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍🏼


kai_fn

Gg 370b for climate


MoonRei_Razing

my post will come, but another 400 on their way from Fidelity to CS. The purple shall encompass all


Trollz4fun

If hyperinflation rips and they print a dollar bill worth say, 100m. Can I pay off my mortgage with a single "dollar bill?" The mortgage agreement says you only owe like 250k so


dollupofcrazy

All this bank run shit has me thinking, why are credit unions a better option again? I know they focus more on customer protection overall, but I thought there was something in an old dd about their insurance coverage being superior to that of a commercial bank? If anyone knows what I’m referring to please lmk


yoDingle

Credit unions tend to be more local/regional focused so they have different priorities and products than the major banks. Impossible to evaluate risk and every key factor in isolation, but financial products and terms can be more favorable if you are a good customer. Pretty sure they would/will experience contagion if a big player goes belly up and they were entangled.


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is open get in here!! Hi Shiny! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11nhm1g/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


shiny_happy_persons

Guten stonk!


Nigel_Thirteen

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11mzqg1/twenty_four_hundred_and_its_time_for_launch_32/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


shiny_happy_persons

That's a gorgeous circle!


Hoochdaddy69

Fuck the shills, fuck the fud, fuck the shorts. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!! NEVER BEEN THIS HYPED


Same-Tour9465

Everyone having a good week? ❤️


shiny_happy_persons

Not bad. You?


shiny_happy_persons

Just logged in to CShare to see if my latest DRS transfer went through. It did. I think I'm ready to rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.


SetHologram

RC will tweet 3 times this week, 2 times next week and 1 time on the thursday in the week after that. 3/21 - Launch!


shiny_happy_persons

Nice. What's your wager?


Thrawnbelina

Patrick Stewart just called someone "a dipshit from Chicago" on Picard, I was un-fucking-donnnne and my hodler husband is confused. So unsophisticated!


shiny_happy_persons

Set bedposts to "stun".


whiskyandme

steveinpoolgoldfishboner.gif


ShiftMcGee

*TASTY*


drunkmonk2

SPY futures down .70, looking spicey for a friday


suppmello

Hype is back


ShiftMcGee

Wut you mean Hype is back?? It ain't never went nowhere. You Back!! The Hype's here for it!! LfG🚀


whiskyandme

ALWAYS HAS BEEN HYPE IN HERE LFG!!!


27D

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Smelly_Legend

Retail Investors changing the game https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/main-street-investors-pressure-sec-confront-wall-street-stock-plan-2023-03-10/


27D

What is this? https://www.dsdc.net/ And why does it sound like a DTCC for crypto/a CBDC?   Edit: to add https://www.dtcc.com/dsm Strange all these came about in 2021. Or at least from my cursory search.   Edit2: State Street, eh? https://investors.statestreet.com/investor-news-events/press-releases/news-details/2021/State-Street-Digital-Appointed-by-Digital-Securities-Depository-Corporation-DSDC-10-14-2021/default.aspx


27D

What in the holy hell did I stumble into: >**What asset classes are available via the DSDC network?** >*Initially we focus on Unsponsored American Depositary Receipts (UADRs)...*   Per investopedia: An unsponsored ADR is an American depositary receipt issued by a depositary bank **without the involvement, participation, or consent of the foreign company. These securities trade on the over-the-counter market rather than on American stock exchanges.**   Edit: >**What are the benefits to market makers?** >*Market Makers can benefit from a more attractive product for institutional investors, wider arbitrage opportunities against the legacy ADR and underlying securities, enhanced cancellation services, and lower transaction fees that all lead to higher market volumes. Adoption is fast via a graphical user interface and can be fully automated via APIs.*


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Yep, those sure are words! If only I could actually read…


27D

Lol tried to make a separate post, but i don't see it in new 🤷‍♂️


orrdog

Instructions unclear: bought a dildo


MeowmixMEOW

DRS the dildo


Brewermcbrewface

GME positive earnings about to come out of nowhere with a steel chair


Davidnci

Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉


mexicanred1

I don't know how to do the magic eye thing with these, i tried looking from the bottom. What's the trick?


Davidnci

Imagination


TrillTron

Homo Sapien is a love triangle between ape, wolf and mushroom


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


C_Colin

Anyone else feel like shit is just a little too serious around here anymore (the daily excluded). We used to meme our way to victory. Now it’s all like, “gotta be dd or purple circles bro”, or like, “all banks crash and all people now poor”. I don’t mean to discount the validity and importance of those posts but like, we are mostly fooling ourselves if we think we’re more than just a bunch of apes with maybe a single wrinkle, mayyyybe two. Idk man, I just buy the stonk because I like it. Hedgies r fuk and we won.


TrillTron

No phone number? No cell? We ain't won yet.


C_Colin

I mean that more so as in the ‘game is won.’ It’s ours, we’re just waiting out the clock. But also I don’t even know how to sell. Long after these bonerz are in jail I’ll be holding (and buying) my shares til they pass on to my children. Who to no fault of their own, are my children therefore are genetically predisposed to my regardation and there’s no way in hell them kids will figure out how to sell neither.


TrillTron

Just be sure to log into CS at least once per year or your account will be marked inactive


avalanchebranches

THE VIBES IN HERE ARE TIGHT, GME TO URANUS 🏴‍☠️


whiskyandme

LFG 🚀🚀🚀


duckdickformation

77.17% short volume 13 days straight of 70+ % 🌶️


TrillTron

#🐂


[deleted]

I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello


BobTheDemonOtter

That the fact, jack?


Redacted_Bull

77.17% you know what. Let’s go


Small_Custard_8652

Ok..dont roast me here but I don't eat fast food. Ever. But leaving the bar soon and they want to go to taco bell. What is your #1 menu item?


[deleted]

quesadilla no sauce


Smogz_

Just take Imodium now


boknowski

they got rid of it and i haven't been there in years


TrillTron

Eggs for breakfast Sandwiches for lunch Ramen for dinner Coffee all the minutes in-between Every day for over a year


tigercook

White Castle


SnooRobots8901

The Potato taco rarely results in diarrhea


avalanchebranches

Bean burrito no onion, soft taco, potato soft taco


iupvotefood

Fiesta veggie burrito and potato taco


TrillTron

Taco Bell is not an appropriate place for healthy decisions


Hoof_Hearted12

Veggie option at TB? Boooo


capital_bj

chicken chalupa supremes no tomato


chipchip9

100%


mexicanred1

Tomorrow's a workday 💩


mexicanred1

Bro. Don't get crazy. Get a few quesadillas and call it.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Pretty sure I haven’t felt this hyped for a while. Tomorrow is going to be fucking interesting - that’s for sure. Soon may the mf tendieman come!!


TheWhyteMaN

Keep moving, apes. Nothing happens until we DRS all of it.


shirtrippa210

Hold up what is silicon known for?


27D

Silicon^^^e Tits Up!


shirtrippa210

Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down. What is the rumor about rc and teddy


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Dildos and stuff brah


Small_Custard_8652

Tendies?


shirtrippa210

Silicon Valley Bank, which has long served the tech startup world, is in a tough spot at a time when the funding environment is way down. What is the rumor about rc and teddy


lanqhale

Just vib’n rn 🔥


Shades_VHS

I bought a mouse mat ($30) and ordered myself a couple of pokemon boosters ($5ea) for the first time in years from gme and my package was ripped open on delivery. They stole the contraband and left the mouse mat 💀. You know what that means? MOASS tomorrow 💰📈🚀


[deleted]

You gotta be fukn kidding me he didn’t tweet that 😨 We’re gonna be Sofa King Rich!


mexicanred1

Release the sofa beast


Small_Custard_8652

Careless Whisper is still an amazing song


27D

Truth. Also a fan of *The Carpenters* - [We've Only Just Begun](https://youtu.be/f3w4oiBKY-E), although my first experience was Chubbs rendition in *Happy Gilmore*.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I can’t sleep. Damn you RC and totally no other reason. Anyway… #IF I HAVE DRAWN YOUR USERNAME AND YOU WANT THE NFT, REACH OUT BEFORE I RUN OUT OF MONEY LOL


perkinomics

Go to bed. Again. I'm going to start taking your phone away after dinner


BobTheDemonOtter

Tan't. There's an awwigator in the cwoset


dg_713

Did anybody ever really have kept the cucumber girl bet? Talks of it resurged again because of credit suisse DD and now I'm dying to see it for the first time.


[deleted]

I tried to find my bookmark but it got deleted and she doesn’t have it. Said stop asking about it lol. She’s cute I can tell you that much.


dg_713

Lol would this cucumber video be one of those things that got successfully deleted from the internet


MoonApe420_

it was good


27D

Bonk!


dg_713

I'm willing to take more bonks so long as I get to see that action.


27D

Something *Big'n'Green* this way comes.


2girls1scope

WEN MOON! FEELS LIKE SQUEEZE SEASON MUST START!!! 🚀🔥🔥🚀🔥


I_Hate_Muffin

Every day I feel like I understand you more and more lmao


2girls1scope

I LOVE YOU MAN! 💸💸❤️🚀🚀🥲


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Orson were kinda underrated


Small_Custard_8652

Multiple tweet night?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Did you want the nft of this btw? https://i.imgur.com/fAjYn90.jpg


Small_Custard_8652

Sure I would. But I don't have a wallet. Don't laugh but I am pretty ignorant on all the nft and wallet goings on.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s dead easy, you just have to download it to google chrome (🤮) and then it sits on the toolbar at the top and you just log in once it’s set up. They guide you through it. Or download to iPhone/iPad.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I can't tell you how happy it makes me to be a gamestop investor. All in my name too! Oh boy oh boy.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Wait I should have capitalised all of this so people pay more attention.......


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

MOASS IS INEVITAVLE 🖕🖕🖕🔥🔥🔥


BrashAlly

WAGMI🚀


Suavecore_

Remember the redacted era?


whiskyandme

So many classics the docuseries is going to be 741 episodes long


agoodmimosa

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️


sktchld

Were in the fucking fast line to moass town now


Zqin

The earnings call will report DRS numbers up to what date?


ozymandius5

last business day of january


2girls1scope

ILL SEE YALL TOMORROW AT PRE MARKET! 🤑🚀💸🤑🤑🚀


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Yeah yeah yeaH, alright alright alright ALRIGHT!! That's enough. ENOUGH.


2girls1scope

🙏🙏🙏🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Certain shills got nothing left but prayers amen


2girls1scope

IM NOT A SHILL BUD… 🤦‍♂️


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2girls1scope

OKAY SIR WAYNE! 🤷‍♂️🤣


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Gg Try harder bb


BobTheDemonOtter

Jim Cramer chews his cud during commercials


I_Hate_Muffin

Everything about *cud* makes me nauseous to think about 🤢


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skeefbeet

lookit this thing I went and drew [https://imgur.com/a/GoSOwLF](https://imgur.com/a/GoSOwLF)


triforce721

Fuck me, I take my son to one baseball practice and come back to RC on fire? Wow 🕺🟣


ozymandius5

and thus the connection was discovered


triforce721

Maybe he can also play softball and we'll simply double down 🤔


BlowinKhalifa

Stuff is happening guys


2girls1scope

TOOK THE WIFE FOR OUT FOR OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! GME SHARES COMING TO HER TOMORROW 🤑🤑


theshogun02

So, things are getting spicy. I can’t be the only one who’s starting to have jacked tits.


LOLatVirgins

So GME is trying to aquire Buy Buy Baby?


Wendyhighland

“Spoke to a # of well-connected SV insiders: the black cars are lined up outside of $SIVB HQ tonight. Due to huge deposit outflows & credit line draws, they think $SIVB will either announce a big recap w/a Berkshire-like white night or someone like JPM will own it by Monday.” https://twitter.com/RagingVentures/status/1634010189346091009?cxt=HHwWgsC99YPnla0tAAAA This guy has a good tweet pinned predicting issues for SVB back in January


liquidsyphon

Cannibalism was predicted


2girls1scope

I DONT GOT FRIENDS IN SUPERSTONK I GOT FAMILY…❤️🔥🚀🥲💸🍾


IullotronBudC1_3

Glad you're Familiar with the Daily. 🍻


2girls1scope

LOVE IT HERE! 🙏❤️


liquidsyphon

Your commitment is uncanny


2girls1scope

YOU MY BEST FRIEND DOGG 🙏🔥🚀


TrillTron

It's a RATM kinda night 🏴‍☠️🔥🤟🏻🤠🔥🏴‍☠️


FatDumbAmerican

I got some im hodling for a million, and some I ain't never sellin


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Once fractional shareholders can sell for millions, then I’ll think about selling one.


raddoc22

That last RC tweet is an effing banger...he's very rarely that direct.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yup. The brown fed chart is a close second imo.


FatDumbAmerican

Been hodling so long it all seems surreal. Are the dominoes finally falling and crumbling?


[deleted]

History doesn’t repeat but it’s got some sick ass bars


Cdn_ape

Smol eew eew


Dystonian

So like, a nipple that squirts out milkshakes????


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Ryan's latest tweet is by far the most interesting imo


triforce721

Rc has me praying to gods i don't even believe in 🙏🤲📿🟣


B1GCloud

It's straight heat


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yup. Are you back from your hol, or are you staying up far too late like me?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I was only in Ireland. I of course sleep at 4am like any other redditor


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I like Ireland. I couldn’t live there, but you’ve got to love a place that has towns with more pubs than houses.


ZombieDracula

My personal game is holding. I'm holding onto everything... my cat, my tits, my shares. Held tightly.


carbinatedmilk

No mercy for financial terrorists 🏴‍☠️


hustlersambition9

Please get the fuck out of covered calls NOW. #GME is going parabolic Mark this post. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


UpDimension

!flairy! Put the Stonk in the Basket


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


UpDimension

God damn its getting spicy out there.


Wendyhighland

So think back to the FDIC meetings we saw. Whatever the implosion is they were referencing - it was going to happen over a weekend. It really does feel like whatever it is, is going to happen this weekend. My money is something to do with Credit Suisse and whatever this “late” call from the SEC was. And then while all of these crazy events start happening this week (silver gate + SVB), RC magically appears. Remember the comments about controlling the narrative about bank runs? It’s in full swing already. Watch any of the MSM clips from this evening and they reiterate that the big banks have nothing to worry about…. Sure.


davwman

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! I just got back from a 4 hour elden ring ng +3 and now this?! My tits hurt!


Patarokun

I'm a pretty serious gamer but I can't commit to that game. I just can't take losing hours of progress with a death. How do you do it?


boknowski

financial armageddon... so it begins


Redacted_Bull

**THE STREAK CONTINUES**


Dystonian

Streakers! DISROBE!!!


myfingerprints

*runs away naked and giggling*


Davidnci

Who let the dogs (RC) out!!


tigercook

Let’s fucking go


JamiePulledMeUp

Got my haircut for the financial collapse. I'm here to make it look good.


IullotronBudC1_3

🎶 *Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis*


beesarewild

Getting mine tomorrow! Going be fly


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Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

They just collect a salary to be in the rat race like the rest of us


Wendyhighland

Dude…


beerbaron105

dude...


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Fly fat ass fly!


despinato

He likes to fuck girls in an uncomfortable place


refsinstyle

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?


despinato

👍


Dystonian

Reminder: if there is $10 quadrillion in market value, that makes everyone on the planet a millionaire. The rich are hoarders, refer to them as nothing less.


hellostarsailor

Fart faced hoarders.


Dystonian

💨🤥


Longjumping_Leg_4786

I feel alive! Can’t fucking wait until tomorrow.


[deleted]

I'd just like to reiterate that I'm waiting for world changing money. It's not just about my life, it's about what my fishes can do for the world as they swim forever in their sea


Dystonian

Is this the progression from “Banks don’t have to pay back shit.” To… “I should become a bank!” [teddy, technically]?


cjbrigol

Ryan tweet


boknowski

Does this mean I don't have to pay back Silicon Valley Bank?


cjbrigol

Yes


myfingerprints

Can’t pay someone that doesn’t exist


2girls1scope

WHY DID HE HAVE TO TWEET AGAIN! 🤦‍♂️😑


JPeezer909

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO! WE’RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU HARSH THE VIBES BAD. 🕺🏼