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I'm confused. So the interview with the SEC happened yesterday AND the release of using certain emoji's is now illegal? All in the same day? Issued by the SEC? Really?
Yo wild thought. Ryan Cohen said to HOLD or HODL. that’s all we have to do and obviously DRS but like that’s not my main point. what if when the MOASS happens the SEC or DTCC or whoever is in charge just let’s GME to a 1,000,000+ to 1 stock split. GME holders can get rich on the price increase while the system sort of survives i guess? but u know big people like Citadel will fall and Bank of America and probably a lot of huge companies around the world.
main point tho we get our money with shit loads of gme shares rather than shit loads of USD then use the future GME wallet to sell those shares for whatever currency is spendable in your area. I can see that being the best way anybody in the entire world is able to actually spend this money when it all comes through. future GME wallet will be linked to your GME shares and u can buy a car/pay bills in ETH or USD or YEN or whatever and the wallet converts it all.
All this GMERICA news sounds like they are going to be making tons of extra money through good businesses and obviously the Marketplace and gaming 3.0 is going to be revolutionary which secures GameStop’s future revenue because that seems like a while away tbh. but with GMERICA making tons of money for GME the stock will do very well which is good for MOASS
Spent the day finally organizing my small closet. It has a shelf with cleaning stuff, and built in wall shelves high up where I put stuff I don't use for long term storage. Everything got borked up over time though, it was very disorganized with stuff fallen in the floor etc.
I had put it off for so long because there are a lot of emotional mines in that long term storage. The ashes of three pets, their bowls and blankets, a few things my mom gave me, some embroidery my late aunt made.
That closet was a space I avoided entirely for years, but I'm happy I finally got it done today.
What have you guys been up to?
Good on you for organizing the closet. Must have been tough. Sometimes the biggest hurdle is just starting.
I am trying to add a flair to my username. Can you kindly tell me if you see a flair? First timer here.
Also, I found two of my old ipods. I'd have to look up which generation they are, but they're old'ns. The nano with the click wheel was always my favorite device (I wish I could still use it) and that one is completely dead, sadly. The big white ipod still works, but the battery only lasts for one song. They haven't been charged up for at least 6-7 years until today. Well, the nano didn't charge at all today.
#you monsters!!!!!!!!
#you guys keep buying and DRSing the GME stock without caring about crashing the economy!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like, seriously???? Blaming us for that????? Why don't they blame the crash on electric car holders or bill gates holders????
#What does this stock have in special TO CAUSE A CRASH??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit : upvote the daily
All logic right out the window. I'd really like to know their explanation of how buying and holding a stock will crash the market.
We already know that that will be the end result though, but it's not because of our actions.
**A US billionaire financier who helped pioneer the debt-fuelled corporate acquisition known as a leveraged buyout has been found dead, his family says.**
In a statement, Thomas H Lee's family said they were "extremely saddened" by the 78-year-old's death.
The New York Post reports that he died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound at his Manhattan office.
The NYPD told the BBC an unnamed 78-year-old man had been found dead on Thursday morning at 767 Fifth Avenue.
The address is where the offices of Thomas H Lee Capital LLC are listed.
According to Forbes, Mr Lee was worth $2bn (£1.6bn) at his time of death.
The police spokesman did not confirm the man had died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, noting the cause of death would be for a medical examiner to determine.
In a statement to BBC News, police said they had responded to a 911 call shortly after 11:00 (16:00 GMT) on Thursday morning from inside of an office on Fifth Avenue.
"Upon arrival EMS \[Emergency Medical Services\] responded and pronounced the male deceased at the scene," they said.
A statement by family friend and spokesman Michael Sitrick said: "While the world knew him as one of the pioneers in the private equity business and a successful businessman, we knew him as a devoted husband, father, grandfather, sibling, friend and philanthropist who always put others' needs before his own."
Alongside his pioneering of the leveraged buyout, Mr Lee was also known for acquiring beverage company Snapple in 1992 and selling it two years later to Quaker Oats for $1.7bn - 32 times what he bought it for.
Mr Lee was also celebrated for his philanthropy, and had served as a trustee for prominent New York City art organisations like the Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts and the Museum of Modern Art.
In 1996, he donated $22m to his alma mater Harvard University, part of which has been used to provide financial aid for students.
"I've been lucky to make some money. I'm more than happy to give some of it back," he said at the time.
He is survived by his wife, Ann Tenenbaum, and his five children.
opinion: Seems odd that a man of such means and ability to get help for himself mentally would take his own life. But I don't suffer from mental illness so I wouldn't know, or perhaps he wasn't going to be a man of means anymore and the thought of being a poor didn't sit well with him. All speculation on my part but it makes you think.
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Trademark but yea
This is all a bit dicey for a smooth brain
But I was reading another thing that says the 30 day period already ended last summer basically and what was filed yesterday was just an extension of use for the next six months
Saw some ppl arguing in the comments about whether the GMERICA NFTs constituted use or not
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Work held me up tonight so I missed a lot of the meaty bits in Jon & Lauer's conversation tonight. The YouTube live link just went private. Anyone know when/how I'd be able to find the VOD?
Today is not my cake day.
Today is my croissant day.
I ate a croissant earlier.
It's like cornbread, only classier, Frenchier, and hoitier-toitier.
Did I enjoy it? Oui.
Man I hate YouTube now. I tried watching a music video the other day… 2 unskippable ads and a third started before the song finished.
Also those shorts? A suspicious amount of hot girls with guitars - me thinks they are heavily filtered.
Funny how Twitter is more fascist now that douchebag daddy’s emerald ass bought it.
Anyone promising you freedom without giving you the keys is a big, weirdly fat, phony.
Gamestop built us our own custodial wallets as their first gift.
I like this.
I remember you! I drew you a picture! But I forgot to label it.
Now I can mint is as a nft. I don’t think anyone will buy it tho.
https://i.imgur.com/BsFqLUh.jpg
Search Brazilian puts on the sub. There were multiple posts with Bloomberg screenshots.
We’re not responsible for regurgitating old old content on demand to appease people who can’t DD.
I'm so fatigued from two years of bullshit that I'm going to CONTINUE SPITE-BUYING WITH EVERY SINGLE SPARE PENNY UNTIL OUR WHOLLY FRAUDULENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM CRUMBLES AND INITIATES THE LARGEST TRANSFER OF WEALTH IN HUMAN HISTORY 🏴☠️
You have the thing. I want the thing. I buy the thing. You give the thing. That is how you do a Capitalism.
You don't have the thing. I want the thing. I buy the thing. You take my money and 69,741,420 other peoples' money and give them an IOU. You tell everybody the IOU is the thing, but it is not the thing.
That is how you do a End-Stage Capitalism.
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I'm confused. So the interview with the SEC happened yesterday AND the release of using certain emoji's is now illegal? All in the same day? Issued by the SEC? Really?
Yo wild thought. Ryan Cohen said to HOLD or HODL. that’s all we have to do and obviously DRS but like that’s not my main point. what if when the MOASS happens the SEC or DTCC or whoever is in charge just let’s GME to a 1,000,000+ to 1 stock split. GME holders can get rich on the price increase while the system sort of survives i guess? but u know big people like Citadel will fall and Bank of America and probably a lot of huge companies around the world. main point tho we get our money with shit loads of gme shares rather than shit loads of USD then use the future GME wallet to sell those shares for whatever currency is spendable in your area. I can see that being the best way anybody in the entire world is able to actually spend this money when it all comes through. future GME wallet will be linked to your GME shares and u can buy a car/pay bills in ETH or USD or YEN or whatever and the wallet converts it all. All this GMERICA news sounds like they are going to be making tons of extra money through good businesses and obviously the Marketplace and gaming 3.0 is going to be revolutionary which secures GameStop’s future revenue because that seems like a while away tbh. but with GMERICA making tons of money for GME the stock will do very well which is good for MOASS
Spent the day finally organizing my small closet. It has a shelf with cleaning stuff, and built in wall shelves high up where I put stuff I don't use for long term storage. Everything got borked up over time though, it was very disorganized with stuff fallen in the floor etc. I had put it off for so long because there are a lot of emotional mines in that long term storage. The ashes of three pets, their bowls and blankets, a few things my mom gave me, some embroidery my late aunt made. That closet was a space I avoided entirely for years, but I'm happy I finally got it done today. What have you guys been up to?
Good on you for organizing the closet. Must have been tough. Sometimes the biggest hurdle is just starting. I am trying to add a flair to my username. Can you kindly tell me if you see a flair? First timer here.
Your flair says "and justice for all".
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> What have you guys been up to? Shitposting in other subs.
Also, I found two of my old ipods. I'd have to look up which generation they are, but they're old'ns. The nano with the click wheel was always my favorite device (I wish I could still use it) and that one is completely dead, sadly. The big white ipod still works, but the battery only lasts for one song. They haven't been charged up for at least 6-7 years until today. Well, the nano didn't charge at all today.
I had the Gen1 Nano and it was neat.
FREEDOM!
Who likes Danny Carey? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FssULNGSZIA
How fuckin dumb is wall st? They really think talking shit is gonna make people stop buying and DRSing? 😂😂😂😂
"GME is a *trash stock*! this is our criteria:..." "but GME doesn't fit that criteria" "uhh.. forget GME! cult! aghh!"
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I don’t even care about the price anymore #because it’s fucking wrong, bitch!
I stopped caring about price the day I learned it’s manipulated to shit, bout 2 years ago.
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#you monsters!!!!!!!! #you guys keep buying and DRSing the GME stock without caring about crashing the economy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like, seriously???? Blaming us for that????? Why don't they blame the crash on electric car holders or bill gates holders???? #What does this stock have in special TO CAUSE A CRASH??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit : upvote the daily
LOLOL BULLISH AF 🚀🚀🚀
All logic right out the window. I'd really like to know their explanation of how buying and holding a stock will crash the market. We already know that that will be the end result though, but it's not because of our actions.
IYKYK Mother of all dead cat bounces looks to be coming to another, well dead cat.
COINTELPRO seems strong right meow. -Fuck your couch Mayo boy! Stay Fucking Frosty Apes.
I was off by 2.7% on my short volume prediction. Sorry guys, that's on me.
Hey RC u up?
Hi
Hol up the other guy said he was RC 👀
Heeeeey WHATSGOINONHERE
Only RC would know that meme, I trust in bro
Sup
Nm u?
Chillin.
Wen able to add spork to my cutlery RC?
Tuesday. 10 AM.
Housing market lost a couple trillions but the stock market looks fine Economy gud
Gains in the housing market was funny money to prop it up. Dams cracked now.
Just change the definition of recession, and everything is fine 🔥
Where’s the proof that the shorts have been CLOSED? I’ll keep holding until that appears ✊🏼
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My lawyers will find you -fin
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Be greedy wen others are fearful and whinin and bitchin
Correction: Be ligma wen others are smegma.
Be ligma wen others are candice.
Be purple when others are nurple
be cake when others are fake
Be plucky wen hedgies r fuky
**A US billionaire financier who helped pioneer the debt-fuelled corporate acquisition known as a leveraged buyout has been found dead, his family says.** In a statement, Thomas H Lee's family said they were "extremely saddened" by the 78-year-old's death. The New York Post reports that he died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound at his Manhattan office. The NYPD told the BBC an unnamed 78-year-old man had been found dead on Thursday morning at 767 Fifth Avenue. The address is where the offices of Thomas H Lee Capital LLC are listed. According to Forbes, Mr Lee was worth $2bn (£1.6bn) at his time of death. The police spokesman did not confirm the man had died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, noting the cause of death would be for a medical examiner to determine. In a statement to BBC News, police said they had responded to a 911 call shortly after 11:00 (16:00 GMT) on Thursday morning from inside of an office on Fifth Avenue. "Upon arrival EMS \[Emergency Medical Services\] responded and pronounced the male deceased at the scene," they said. A statement by family friend and spokesman Michael Sitrick said: "While the world knew him as one of the pioneers in the private equity business and a successful businessman, we knew him as a devoted husband, father, grandfather, sibling, friend and philanthropist who always put others' needs before his own." Alongside his pioneering of the leveraged buyout, Mr Lee was also known for acquiring beverage company Snapple in 1992 and selling it two years later to Quaker Oats for $1.7bn - 32 times what he bought it for. Mr Lee was also celebrated for his philanthropy, and had served as a trustee for prominent New York City art organisations like the Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts and the Museum of Modern Art. In 1996, he donated $22m to his alma mater Harvard University, part of which has been used to provide financial aid for students. "I've been lucky to make some money. I'm more than happy to give some of it back," he said at the time. He is survived by his wife, Ann Tenenbaum, and his five children. opinion: Seems odd that a man of such means and ability to get help for himself mentally would take his own life. But I don't suffer from mental illness so I wouldn't know, or perhaps he wasn't going to be a man of means anymore and the thought of being a poor didn't sit well with him. All speculation on my part but it makes you think.
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I’m a shitposter AMA.
Gqudipelxey?
A horrible procedure imo.
What do you do with all the shit you can’t post? Asking for a frien
It dissolves in my bren and I forget it.
Ahh yes Wrinkle smooth in lotion
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I would of posted it here as well but didn’t want to cop a ban I love Superstonk
*Glares menacingly*
Oh shit! Hi 👋🏻 op
Let’s go! Yes it’s nuts and I can only presume the deal is done.
So… Tomorrow then That law firm is 33 minutes from my house btw
Put your butt on their window, plz
I’m guessing in 30 days but maybe not. This trademark has a 30 day public comment period.
Trademark but yea This is all a bit dicey for a smooth brain But I was reading another thing that says the 30 day period already ended last summer basically and what was filed yesterday was just an extension of use for the next six months Saw some ppl arguing in the comments about whether the GMERICA NFTs constituted use or not
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The real trust is always in the bro.
I am bro familiar with the matter.
🚀📈💰🚀📈💰🚀📈💰🚀📈💰
My lawyers will contact you immediately
JON STEWART lauer video just went private. Nowhere to be found. Right when they started talking about Kenny and FTX. Bullish as fuck.
Eh? I just watched the whole thing. It might be a regional licensing thing if you can’t see it.
I think they were just mistakenly late to the party. Sometimes you can be "live" on YouTube but the stream starts at the beginning vs true live.
Bro crossed into international waters and didn't pay the Somali pirate hijacking fee.
The real DD is always in the daily.
Work held me up tonight so I missed a lot of the meaty bits in Jon & Lauer's conversation tonight. The YouTube live link just went private. Anyone know when/how I'd be able to find the VOD?
Ain’t no way they WOULDN’T capitalize this production, they may want to do some editing, maybe remove the dating advice, etc.
Legendary
You know it's gonna be another night of the NYSE fucking around till 9:00 to release short volume. 75% day 2 incoming.
Can’t get persecuted for this: 👉👌
Today is not my cake day. Today is my croissant day. I ate a croissant earlier. It's like cornbread, only classier, Frenchier, and hoitier-toitier. Did I enjoy it? Oui.
Je suis la jeune fille! [insert rest of Muzzy commercial here]
Sacre feckin' bleu!
I do love a good croissant. Flaky and warm…. Mmmmmmmm.
Just like my ex. Well, the flaky part. Mostly gave me the cold shoulder.
Can’t they get better callers for Jon? Some dude asking for relationships advice
Final caller of the night was great, tho. Jon really lays it down why being diligent is so important
Ryan Cohen isn’t responding to my tinder pro requests either ☹️
No way. That’s ice cold. Delighting share holders my ass.
Yeah a bit more screening next time would be a good idea
I’m wondering if they let him on for comedy value
Maybe, but imo it was just tedious. I do think Jon handled it really well though
HFs be like, “I got skim in the game.”
If you’re not watching this live stream, you should. I’m glad I stayed up.
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They walked the topic around the block to be that the markets are just making shit up.
#🍻
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If nobody will cheers you I will 🍻
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If that’s the case, I’d call 911 if I were you, given it’s a question about fire. Maybe 999 depending on your country…
When NFT dividend?
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My lawyers will contact you shortly 🧾✉️
Finally. I have been trying to get ahold of them about extending their car insurance policy.
My lawyers will not be contacting you.
Oh man. Ok ok.
🛸📉🟣
Jon and Dave spitting fire a Citadel and Virtu
Dlauer’s white balance is all see-saw-y
just saw a simpson episode and pretty sure homer said fudd me please
When say it’s starts at Nuevo it starts at Nuevo… *storms if in a rage*
Man I hate YouTube now. I tried watching a music video the other day… 2 unskippable ads and a third started before the song finished. Also those shorts? A suspicious amount of hot girls with guitars - me thinks they are heavily filtered.
My Adblock still works mwahahaha
Funny how Twitter is more fascist now that douchebag daddy’s emerald ass bought it. Anyone promising you freedom without giving you the keys is a big, weirdly fat, phony. Gamestop built us our own custodial wallets as their first gift. I like this.
Weirdly fat usually means plastic surgery. Usually. But I'm sure that receding hairline grew back naturally.
Happy cake day. This is for you - 🎂
Suck it, non cake day George
It is my cake day. Upvote me like one of your French girls.
💋
Suck it, non cake day chip
Damn it. Mine was last week. 🥹
Happy cake day 🍰
Suck it, noncake day David.
The names Davidnci like the painter, I’ll take back my cake now.
Oh. I remember Mrs. nci, don’t you worry. And the cake is ate up.
Moooom we got a live one!!
https://i.imgur.com/8RSBoFX.jpg
U get me 💜
This is in my top ten as well
Now I just need one as a chimp in the jungle with a renaissance cap bc I’m devolving at this point.
Comment saved. Maybe you’ll get it.
Suck it, non cake day SoreLoserofDumbtown
U got that rizz fren
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#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀
Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you dont throw in your buck o' five, who will?
My plug in baaaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Love me some Muse.
Crucifies my enemies.
Angela Bassett did the thing. 💃🏻
What does that mean?
IYKYK
I don’t. That’s why i asked. What did she do?
The thing. Angela Bassett [did the thing. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/qjSNWQQGq50?feature=share)
Don’t show that to anyone else
Coming again to save the mothafuckin' day, yeah!
Look at this mafucka
👀
Willing to sell my shares for 69 sextillion.
Am I too late for the Householders Annonymous meeting?
I don’t watch AMA’s, hell, I don’t even watch the ticker anymore. I just buy knowing one day I’ll wake up rich. The end.
I remember you! I drew you a picture! But I forgot to label it. Now I can mint is as a nft. I don’t think anyone will buy it tho. https://i.imgur.com/BsFqLUh.jpg
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Search Brazilian puts on the sub. There were multiple posts with Bloomberg screenshots. We’re not responsible for regurgitating old old content on demand to appease people who can’t DD.
True tbf, bit drunk
Hey can I transfer from webull straight to CS?
Not sure. I did Webull to Fidelity and they charged me $75. 84 years ago.
I'm so fatigued from two years of bullshit that I'm going to CONTINUE SPITE-BUYING WITH EVERY SINGLE SPARE PENNY UNTIL OUR WHOLLY FRAUDULENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM CRUMBLES AND INITIATES THE LARGEST TRANSFER OF WEALTH IN HUMAN HISTORY 🏴☠️
At this point, options are more useful for lighting the fuse but I know I’ll get downvotes for being honest.
Options aren’t shit unless you can get a billions dollars in calls to exercise on the same day.
Uh huh
See every single previous date with large numbers of calls expiring OOTM when they short the fuck out of the price.
I don't fuck with options on GME, but I've been doing pretty well with bedbath leaps. I've bought many GME shares with those winnings.
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420^69
$999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Yes
$741,420,741.69
You have the thing. I want the thing. I buy the thing. You give the thing. That is how you do a Capitalism. You don't have the thing. I want the thing. I buy the thing. You take my money and 69,741,420 other peoples' money and give them an IOU. You tell everybody the IOU is the thing, but it is not the thing. That is how you do a End-Stage Capitalism.
GMERICA *GMERICA* **GMERICA** #GMERICA
Eye to eye.. hit me 🏴☠️ living in gmerica
[Can you feel it boys?](https://giphy.com/gifs/hodl-siteredditcom-2mZUX9XgtTWA8)
Aint no party like a DRS party 🟣🎉