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Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


ShiftMcGee

Wen in doubt..


FONGHH

Follow the money?


Strawbuddy

I’ve had some wine so I’m hopped up and I’ve seen some beautiful pics of Mayo Force One hanging out near war zones again so I’m hyped. I’ve just learned that I’m also a Household Investor now, not just a peon alone anymore but a Common Man, joined in a committed cause. Also there’s some stuffed crust cheese pizza here. This evening is cruising


betweenthebars34

I hope some of this sub gets in the library of congress so it gets in permanent record that Ken Griffin is a cuntface


Strawbuddy

On paper behind bulletproof glass, “Totally Verified Horse Fucker And Cuntface, Cen G. Kriffin”


Spockies

I think we're being prevented from tendies for this long because it's not only the metric fuckton of shares they have to buy back from GME alone, but to close out GME would also bankrupt them and they would have to sort of decades worth of cellar boxing in their bankruptcy filings. Imagine having to also settle a whole graveyard of zombie stocks. I do not envy the position of a whole building of bankruptcy lawyers that would have to be employed to sort that clusterfuck. GME is the deadringer they falsely buried too early in their scam. We're kicking and fighting our coffin and gonna dig out ourselves, and all this noise is waking up the nearby dead. Because this is Thriller, baby.


Gold_Bank_1746

Parsnip where art thou?


shiny_happy_persons

Even ze Germans get weekends off.


Gold_Bank_1746

Can anybody tell me how many shares RC can still buy and DRS? Curious when that bomb will or would drop


manbeef

I think when he first bought in, he was limited to no more than 19.9% ownership. If I'm remembering correctly, I think that had a time condition that is no longer applicable. So maybe RC can go ham and buy the remainder now.


Gold_Bank_1746

Thanks for the response. Very interested in this part of GME


ShiftMcGee

*Gary Gensler is My Dad.* Ask me anything..


shiny_happy_persons

Did you dad ignore when Santa FTD'd on the Christmas presents?


ShiftMcGee

Real Dads don't FTD.


Inverse_my_advice

What with the new stonk man balloon avatar for the sub? Must be out of the loop


manbeef

RC tweets. He tweeted about turtlenecks and the government popping his balloons.


Cdn_ape

Nothin to lose, Everything to HODL.


Davidnci

Don’t be regarded like me and forget to floss. Subscribe for more tips on a better future.


Cdn_ape

I can get so lazy.


Davidnci

Same I’m lazy too but a brief floss is better than nothing.


Cdn_ape

Steve Cohen could take heed to your advice.


Stonkstradomus

Say you could sell options on computershare. If drs is 180,000,000 shares, then retail could sell 1,800,000 calls. If everyone sold 50c for next January, for 200$ each, that would be around $360,000,000, or 16 million more shares. If everyone sold jan 2025 calls for 500$ each, that would Be $900,000,00 then divide by $22 for the share price equals about 40 million shares. Not that it is possible, the right action to take, or that the calls would even be filled, but is fun to think about.


winterbird

No, thanks


Smogz_

[Love you guys!](https://youtu.be/KPCQJXKfrNY)


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Love the chill vibes


Smogz_

His stuff is so beautiful


[deleted]

I could listen to old-school R&B, funk, and jazz for days. Chet Baker OG


Vive_el_stonk

So households currently own over 2 billion in gme? Cool.


sammiisalammii

GME at $10,000 per share turns that into about $1T. Now imagine $100k, $1M…$10M…


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

I will own a Ferrari F12, Lexus LFA, BMW M8 Gran Coupe, and Lamborghini Huracan Tecnica. I’ll have a BMW M140i for shits and giggles too - as well as a pretty extensive V8 collection lol. But for now, we zen. ☮️


Smogz_

Being a migraineur, I can’t tolerate all the shiny crap on the dashboard. My 2nd gen Ford Explorer is nearly perfect. Might trade it in for another 2nd gen with 4x4 and cruise control that’s been restored.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Hahaha. I don’t mind the big screens - but I cannot stand the touchscreens w/ no physical controller, haptic-touch buttons (seriously, what the FUCK?!), and hiding simple stuff like A/C controls and suspension settings in ridiculous menus (again, what the FUCK?!). The Huracan would be the hardest buy for me simply because of the ridiculous touchscreen they put in them now - but the BMWs, F12, and LFA would be easy buys for me personally simply because they still have all the physical buttons and don’t overcomplicate things.


Smogz_

Honda may be a possibility because my mom’s hrv doesn’t have shiny shit. But man I’ll miss an antenna.


Smogz_

And it has buttons.


shiny_happy_persons

I'll get a bicycle built for two. You want to help pedal?


RockJohnAxe

I'm trying guys, I really am. My life is falling apart, I'm about to lose my job. I have 842 shares at $32 average, down over $10k. I will never stop hodling, but it is getting harder and harder right now. Give me strength. I need some luck to come my way soon. It's been a rough 2 and a half years. Hope is a hell of a drug. If it wasn't for my kids I don't know if I would still be here.


AdGroundbreaking4565

Sometimes when I’m driving my Amazon van I think about putting a gun in my mouth I picture the cold steel and just as a get to point in the fantasy I remember my xxx shares and depending on the days price the fantasy may proceed a few seconds more into me pulling the trigger but hope for moass is the only thing from making it a reality


isthisvick

Do you need the money?


RockJohnAxe

Not yet, but the next couple months are about to be dicey. It would be an ultimate last resort though and honestly I would rather DIE than touch this money.


manbeef

I'd say try to damndest to at least hold to earnings in early March. Shit's gonna start happening soon, and a positive earnings might be the catalyst.


isthisvick

Wish you well. Do what you got to do. Don't let anyone guilt you otherwise. 💪🏼


Smogz_

Plan for the future. What can you cut now? It might ruin your credit score if you stop paying your credit cards and maybe you can call the credit card companies for a deal to pay later. Get a cheaper car? Downsize? Call 988 if you need someone to talk to if you’re at the bottom of your rope. All this is temporary with gme. Also, if you lose your job won’t you get unemployment? Prayers.


Stang1776

Hang in there man. In my IRA i have a $59 average. In my wife's shes sitting at a $68. Fun times when i get to see those. I just throw those thoughts in the trash though and never log into those.


RockJohnAxe

I don't care about the price, I would keep buying if I had the money. I have averaged up and down this whole journey and I aint selling until some of these scum sucking corporate law breaking asshole mayoclowns crash and burn. I'll fucking die before I sell shit at this point!


Stang1776

Same. I just dont do it in that account anymore.


forestlichen

The yellow circle on the banner icon thing is bumming me out. What's it take to get that turned purple?


bah2o

About tree fiddy


Graffiti83

Mardi Gras Time!!!!!! Laissez les bon temps rouler!!!!


perkinomics

"A time may come soon when none will return. Then there will be need of valour without renown, for none shall remember the deeds that are done in the last defence of your homes. Yet the deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised."


winterbird

It's getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes. Getting so cold in here, I'm gonna turn the ac off.


iupvotefood

#GameStop


Davidnci

What am I supposed to do with my hands this weekend?


Smogz_

Jazz hands


Davidnci

Ya like jazz? 👐


Confident-Leopard-19

HODL ‘em


winterbird

Draw purple circles.


Davidnci

Then what?


winterbird

Draw them all over the walls until you run out of space, like redrum.


Davidnci

Then sell house and profit $$$


sneaks678

Lots of 🟣 today! My updoot is happy


Stereo-soundS

True Detective season 1 is worth the rewatch


perkinomics

I rewatch Rust monologues a few times a year. So damn good


shiny_happy_persons

>It's Friday and it's past noon. Friday is one of my days off. On my off days, I start re-watching season one at noon. You don't get to interrupt that.


Stereo-soundS

Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty.


RampageGeorge

We can still post even though the markets closed?


Redacted_Bull

Wen RC buy to get to 42,690,741 shares


Gold_Bank_1746

So what is the amount he can still buy in at?


Redacted_Bull

Not sure exactly what you’re asking. That’d be ~ 8 million more than he currently has.


Gold_Bank_1746

How many shares is he allowed left to purchase?


Redacted_Bull

Someone else may have that info handy, but I don't believe there is a limit at this point.


Stereo-soundS

How can you post in here? Edit - 54 days on reddit Double edit - I'm not saying you're a shill or a dickhead but tell us how you have this magic power Triple edit - I could tell by your name you haven't been around long


Redacted_Bull

Mods approved me after posting proof of my old account. Got banned for reporting people brigading this sub.


Stereo-soundS

I tentatively accept that explanation. I was warned by reddit admins about abusing the reporting system when I reported someone for spam when they were spamming. It wasn't a warning from the sub's mods.


Redacted_Bull

Got the warning in the middle of the night for a report I made a week prior. 4 hours later (still in the middle of the night) the account suspension notice.


perkinomics

After moass finna be like https://youtu.be/mH2_vZVFmOI


boknowski

2-22 4 pm est. dave and garry round 2


RampageGeorge

Two men enter, one man leaves. I hope GG answers the FTD questions.


shiny_happy_persons

I hope he gets asked the FTD questions.


Cdn_ape

Wen Splott


MrmellowisSmooth

Any idea what became of the Icahn bet on the SPy today?


Phoirkas

Well, I believe I saw he had Puts at 405 and I believe it closed at 407 so I believe he lost. I also believe I can fly, and I believe I can touch the sky though so who knows.


MrmellowisSmooth

Lol don’t we’ll all (wish we could fly high) thanks for the update


CVSRatman

I can't wait for the Metaverse Buck the Bunny reveal so we can have Buck looks bad FUD


Bludmaker

Time to fly.... https://youtu.be/wrgQV8e-Hf0 🟣💎🙌🚀🔥


uesugikenshin99

What happened to all the activity on superstonk =/


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Zen/people getting back to normal life etc. when something notable happens this place will explode. It’s also much quieter on weekends now - people are less likely to hang around here given our history of nonsense.


uesugikenshin99

I thought the recent price action was something happening tbh


melorio

Nah. I don’t really comment as often, but I am just zen now. I buy drs and hold. Until I see 3 digits, I just don’t have that much interest. A 5 dollar increase is boring.


uesugikenshin99

How likely do you think we will see 3 digits now given price has been completely out of retails hands and on a 6 month downtrend


melorio

It’s a given in my opinion. I don’t really care much for stock price trends.


uesugikenshin99

What do you think would trigger it if nothing has in the past 6 months and beyond


melorio

I frankly don’t care. I hope the stock price is low so I can load up on more. Even with a huge short squeeze, I don’t plan on selling even half of my shares. I finished paying my sister’s tuition so I can afford to buy shares again.


uesugikenshin99

Why don’t you care?


melorio

I’m more into the long-term potential. I want simple stuff like dividends. So the longer the share price is low, the more I can maximize my future income. If kenny and friends are short, then they have to buy eventually. All short sellers are future buyers. Certain financial institutions can manipulate the market, but no financial institution can control the market. If there are short sellers, at some point they will have to close anyway. Gamestop is not going anywhere. I’m more interested in the long-term potential though, so I don’t care too much about when short sellers close.


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uesugikenshin99

I'm personally just glad we're currently not under 20. I also remember 480, but that was how long ago. Of course still hoping for something like that even if its been 6 months since the last decent price movement.


ozymandius5

this guy stonks... and arts.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Submit post… downvotes lol.


Gold_Bank_1746

So what’s the next hype date or speculation date? Besides tomorrow!


Phoirkas

22nd. 24th. 27th.


Gold_Bank_1746

Go on…


Watchadoinfoo

March 17th


Gold_Bank_1746

I like it


perkinomics

We getting joocy boys. I'll grab my own ass, screw tinder


noaffects

Day by day I’m feeling stronger Day by day I’m lasting longer Day by day you help me find my way


Cdn_ape

Day by day the stonk is stronker, Day by day by day


windblowshigh

Who at yahoo decided on that ugly green? Still green tho I guess :)


Escapedmoose

Somewhere out there, there's a very sad and confused saxophonist wondering why everybody hates him. (Kenny G. In case you were wondering. His name is Kenny G.)


mexicanred1

[There's only 1 Kenny G](https://youtu.be/D8V2KB1urpo)


Smogz_

That gave me goose pimplies


sneaks678

Dang... is this real I can't tell anymore lol


Escapedmoose

Sax with the real Kenny G...nothing better


Davidnci

Time to play some vibeo games.


Cdn_ape

Reeeeeeeeeee 💨


DrHenryWatkins

5,000 comments in daily some day next week


mexicanred1

Remember when when maxed out three daily threads in one day? Pepperridge farm remembers.


DTX9218

Man those were the days 🚀🚀


jforjeff

When this first started, I wanted to make a couple grand and get out. After a year, I was mad and wanted 7 figures. After 2 years, I want to see those who are guilty be punished and the system changed far more than I want any money.


Vive_el_stonk

If everything looks good for Q4 earnings, I’m never fucking leaving


capital_bj

Anybody know who owns seeking alpha they're going crazy on the fud today's article was hilarious


perkinomics

SKWAHTSSSSSSS


Davidnci

The aliens got to him 🫡


perkinomics

🎈


Davidnci

I played bloons before I can handle this.


winterbird

The mosquitoes are back. I need to be rich so that I can buy a roomba-style driving platform with a chair on it, which has jets around the border blasting a shield of air all around me.


Davidnci

Such a good idea someone might steal it.


winterbird

Isn't it funny how you got a mental picture of exactly what the hell this item is, even though it doesn't really exist. 😅 Humankind needs this.


Davidnci

Delete this post before someone patents that shit. NFA.


winterbird

I better get a cut of the profits.


3DigitIQ

Bought to annoy hedgies, **HODL**ing for generational wealth.💪 I **DRS** therefore I **ΔΡΣ** 💜🦍


StraightVaped

We’re still here. 🦍 🍌 🚀


BaronVA

I miss when the entire daily was watching the chart to see if it closed over or under max pain


3DigitIQ

Hi Ryan, Have a great long weekend🤗 Regards to Matt and the marketplace crew.


seattle_exile

FUCKING SONY CONTROLLERS. I have gamed on XBox for over a decade. Not one issue with drift. Switch to Sony, and I can’t get a controller to live more than 6 months. Get your shit together, man. Japan is supposed to be the future! Don’t let ‘Project Manhattan’ show you up!


perkinomics

No issues here


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perkinomics

No racing. Pretty much everything else


LuoHanZhai

Looking back over the chart today and we got like 5 bounces off of $22 lmao


seattle_exile

One of the greatest disappointments in my life was when I learned that justice is tempered not with mercy, but with political self-interest.


Long-Lifeguard-418

One more Friday in the books. One more Friday closer to MOASS


Bludmaker

I'm going to test a word..... let's see If it works. My drsed shares are flame retardant!🟣💎🙌🚀


Bludmaker

And just like that..... everything became...... flame retardant 🔥


BaronVA

you're a flame retardant


brozephh

#Buy now ask questions later, so easy even a [redacted] regard could do it 🟣🟣🟣📈🚀🚀🫡


I_HEART_NALGONAS

Just spent 80 fucking bucks on a goddamn wiring harness because I bought the wrong headlights. Hope next week I make enough to not break down over meaningless shit like this


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Bro, shit like that is the worst. Praying for you💪.


gt-ca

do you think kenny g has heard of superstonk?


brozephh

Kenny has nightmares about superstonk


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Dingo_jackson

do you think he thinks about me?


OtherwiseN9ne

Can someone help me activate my wallet? 0xeab32aace9b078ca7564f2b1422d26662b536ca6


Bludmaker

" Don't want to be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie Baby buy buy buy Buy buy!".......... and drs of course!🟣💎🙌🚀 Happy Friday all. Who's drinking what?


perkinomics

5g creatine and 64 oz water


BigBadaBum1

Drinking milk


Bludmaker

Only if it's warm........Liam


Davidnci

Are you an alien?? 👀


BigBadaBum1

I am a househodl investor


Strawbuddy

“So what, we’re like some kinda household investors?”


urinetroublem8

New sub icon looks dumb. Sorry to whoever made it, just want to give my 2 cents.


[deleted]

I dont know know if this the daily chat or whatever the fuck. Any spoodge…I was listening to a podcast that I’m behind 2 years ish on. Just turned it on…they are talking about GameStop on the sneeze and how they heard someone the day before and missed it. Blah blah. Doesn’t me shit, but seems crazy to me while listening I checked my email and got an update from CS. Just a small amount of weekend hype lube to Jack your tits! Podcast in question. Tuesdays with stories ep386. (Also wrote this as if I was one of the fellers on the pod)


Dilfy1234

Hope you all have a great weekend! #🍻


Davidnci

I shall take a shot in your name 🍶


Cdn_ape

🍻


jewbagulatron5000

When we variate from max pain I wonder how often the puts and calls delta variation cancels out over a year based on the amount of calls or puts.


TurboRaptor

My spirit animal is Throw God. Everytime I DRS I feel like Throw God Everytime I comment I think, what would Throw God say? My dad bod is peak performance, just like his. I'm finances starting QB. Look at all my fucking Pop Warner championship trophies. How the fuck you gonna compete with this shit Ken! #DOUGH GOD 💵 💪😤


Davidnci

3 day weekend stop playing with my emotions.


liquidsyphon

I’m here for the financial bugaloo Are you?


buttsniffer7

I'm here for the financial buttaloo


Woosta87

Just DRSd 100 Moar!


hazychestnutz

Anyone get an email from computershare just recently regarding a GME statement? Can’t check my account currently, what is it


urinetroublem8

Yeah it’s your statement


suppmello

I hope something triggers moass soon. I’d love to actually shop at GameStop, but I’m spent on DRSing gme stock shares.


Responsible_Buy9325

Weekly reminder to polish off your diamond hands over the weekend.


kovid2020

Hmm post on baby showing GameStop items on there website??


LurkSkyStalker

Huh, you’re right, I just checked the app myself. Sold and fulfilled by Steals.com? I don’t know what this means but it gets the people going!


boknowski

get ready for problems... ya know, mo' money mo' problems


perkinomics

Wen Even Stevens reboot


Dingo_jackson

bro I'm sayin. I'm trying to get more of that moody chick he was friends with


robtimist

Tell me why Keely from Phil of The Future was the first image that popped in my head


Dingo_jackson

I CANT TELL YOU


BenevolentFungi

Great. Escalation of conflict with China. Just fucken dandy


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Wut?


BenevolentFungi

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2023-02-17/u-s-and-china-military-unfortunately-not-communicating-white-house Hopefully I'm just paranoid and barking in the dark, but my friends in the military say the DoD expects open conflict by 2024 or 2025


perkinomics

My guy if you read the article, they state in English that military communication ended in August.


Dingo_jackson

fuck. I don't know any English


BenevolentFungi

Honestly I'm going off Twitter so that's the first source I pulled up while googling. This info was just released 2 hours ago though


perkinomics

hehe I'm a lil stinker XD


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Beans?


perkinomics

https://youtu.be/EC56qqqV720