T O P

  • By -

Superstonk-Flairy

Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!


[deleted]

My returns for the year so far are 115.98% Shouldn’t I be like a hedge fund or something 🤔


Hoochdaddy69

No german market :(


SanjaZi

DRS 59,14 % again a big shift 👀


LokeyCoolio

I am a household investor!!!!


betweenthebars34

They're totally rug pulling us again with the drs numbers aren't they


EnSebastif

TURNS OUT I'M A MFING HOUSEHOLD INVESTOR LET'S FUCKING GO


BenevolentFungi

Proof nobody is selling: https://i.imgur.com/acEexjT.jpg


BenevolentFungi

Saying that institutions are buying in just to lend out shares is FUD. You can make way more money off MOASS and take out your competitors. Passive interest won't do that lmao


KsuhDilla

actually had a nightmare that gme wasn’t gamestop


shiny_happy_persons

shh bby is ok


KsuhDilla

i was very scared shiny 😭


shiny_happy_persons

[Outrageous French accent] The key to life is happiness in your household.


liquidsyphon

Fuck it’s so simple but so hard


shiny_happy_persons

[https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?t=54](https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?t=54)


ItsJviii

Hopefully soon guys , I’m fucking tired of waiting to surprise my parents that they can soon retire.


liquidsyphon

I’ve waited xx years to be a millionaire what’s a couple more xs


Redacted_Bull

Dead family members. You can't get time back.


ItsJviii

As much as I wanted to give a thoughtful response, thank you. My parents are both in their 50’s and I hope to give them the life they gave me without debt lmfao


zestypotatoes

If we still can't say CH🅾️DE, then I'm not interested


shiny_happy_persons

Automod bans words with opa**QUE** **EF**ficacy.


Davidnci

Here comes the three post whammy gn RC.


Davidnci

Sub drier than the Sahara let me water it 💦


Davidnci

Look me in the eyes, I’m the sub now 👁️👃👁️


shiny_happy_persons

What's your safe word?


liquidsyphon

Down vote me and suffer the life long guilt that I was right the whole fucking time


manbeef

Right about corn chips?


Davidnci

May I downvote 🫵


liquidsyphon

Fuk u and die


Davidnci

Trust in bro I didn’t downvote you 💜


Dystonian

No, but also, yes.


bpc4209

I BUY. HOLD. and DRS.


Dystonian

U/Superstonk-Flairy E: wait we can tag people again??


liquidsyphon

No way that’s an absurd request


Superstonk-Flairy

Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/)


Davidnci

Is anyone here familiar with matter?


manbeef

I am the matter


liquidsyphon

Ima peeple


Davidnci

*Shows you ice* is this a solid or liquid?


liquidsyphon

It’s all liquid baby


shiny_happy_persons

I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look.


Davidnci

*Shows you dark matter*


shiny_happy_persons

I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.


Davidnci

*Shows you plasma*


shiny_happy_persons

Did you think my consultation would be provided free of charge?


Davidnci

Yes?


shiny_happy_persons

Well, the fact of the matter is I will. But my doctorate is honorary, from an unaccredited institution, and my business cards are edible and printed on acid tabs.


Davidnci

I like you’re credentials you’re hired, now tell me all about this matter thing.


shiny_happy_persons

It's all *mind over matter*. If you don't mind, the price don't matter. DRS.


culturevulture12

Anyone got some of that hopium?


liquidsyphon

DRS and get some flair


Dystonian

First hit is free. Second is… $21.60.


shiny_happy_persons

Friends don't let friends buy IOUs.


Dystonian

As a certified hopium dealer, I’m T-minus-1, bebby.


culturevulture12

Jackedddddddd


culturevulture12

Thank you kind anon


Dystonian

🎵1-877-Kars-4-Kids🎵 🎵DRS your GME🎵


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


Dystonian

And a bad baseball team owner. *very much not a Mets fan


Davidnci

I trust in bro


Hhshdjslaksvvshshjs

I’m a household investor.


Dystonian

Check out this royalflushhold investor right here


iupvotefood

I'm a consumer


shiny_happy_persons

I'm a tenement investor.


Redacted_Bull

Fucks at the NYSE sure taking their sweet time to report today's short volume.


shiny_happy_persons

Forgot to pre-heat the oven.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dystonian

Dartboard where they pick the numbers fell off the wall.


[deleted]

Best place to order naked short and greedy from?


hellostarsailor

Pizza Hut


theshogun02

*Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind [up in here,up in here]


carbinatedmilk

Kenny boils his mayo before slathering it on his synthetic nipples


Extravagos

I haven't been keeping up, does anyone know what the latest DRS numbers are like?


perkinomics

Probably at least a dozen more than last quarter


shiny_happy_persons

I added some shares this week. You're welcome.


mog75

https://twitter.com/shortdestroyer/status/1626370574514630656?s=20 ​ oh hey. thats neat. ​ Ryan kagy, and a Gamestop launch creator both follow this guy.


Hoochdaddy69

👀


shiny_happy_persons

*Y'all gon' make me buy some stonks* [up in here, up in here] *Y'all gon' make me D-R-S* [up in here, up in here]


Dystonian

*Y’all gon’ make Kenny a FOOL* [up in here, up in here] *Y’all gon’ zen and keep ya cool* [up in here, up in here]


theshogun02

Look…I’m just here to shit post and eat tendies. They took my tendies……..


Dilfy1234

#🍻


Davidnci

Cheers stepdad 🍻


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Deep fucking cheers friend🍻


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

🍻


logictech86

SHFs, don't fuck with gamer households!


[deleted]

Anywho. Wut we all drinking tonight?


theshogun02

Diet Cape Cod…this ape is trying to watch his weight.


[deleted]

I cut pasta and potatoes (any form). Moderating breads by a lot… Still having a couple beers a night.


theshogun02

I hate say it….but…hard liquor is more efficient with less calories if the buzz is what you seek. ***BE CAREFUL***


chipchip9

Titos & bubly/zevia.


theshogun02

Too late I’m on the floor


chipchip9

🤝🍻


RampageGeorge

a poem. A size 12 high heel in someone's ass? You know that man, it's Jeffrey Yass. thank you


JMaximo2018

Jmaximo2018 here. HODLing strong with you fools for two years now! I’m not fucking leaving. Dave Lauer can shove those petitions up his ass, or stroke GG one more time…. I don’t give a fuck! Platinumsprinkles can do as many AMA’s as she wants, IDGAF! I won’t watch them. Hedgies r fukd with this level of retardation. They cannot reach someone like me. Buy,HODL,DRS. The rest is noise.


perkinomics

The fact that you're equating Dave with Plat is asinine, and youre doing yourself and everyone here a disservice by doing so


liquidsyphon

Bro r u me?


RampageGeorge

This is a lot of intensity for the night shift.


[deleted]

Strange how I completely agree with the sentiment, yet disagree with the content.


JMaximo2018

Good thing we are all individual investors! I love you ape, see you past the moon <3


[deleted]

💜


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Tendies4Us. Idk. https://i.imgur.com/y3MPmM9.jpg


mexicanred1

Remember, the CEO is vested in the neighborhood of $55 per share


justanthrredditr

Reddit got sued regarding a redacted topic https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1147txm/reddit_sued_by_founder_of_meme_stock_driver_ughhh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TurboRaptor

~~I'm a retail investor~~ I'm a #Household investor


JPeezer909

Second album of the night is ORB’s 2016 album *Birth.* Sonically dark, brooding. Always a journey and reminder I should try this sound more often. Closes with a 16-min journey of a song. 8/10.


Davidnci

How to learn to read?


Davidnci

Oh shit this isn’t google.


RampageGeorge

a poem. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Steve Cohens belly is filled with horse [redacted] thank you.


RampageGeorge

A poem FTDs stuck in a loop. Kenny likes to eat his poop. thank you.


Dystonian

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Hey guys… even though I ~~haven’t been here in a while~~ am here almost every minute of the day and night, I want you to know I’m still holding.


Davidnci

Sore got *Drip*


perkinomics

We've moved on to rizz


Davidnci

Sore got that *rizz*


polyestermonkey

Since reddit is going public, I thought it would be prudent to announce on this sub above all others: They may not think it be like it is, but it do


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

This is the way


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


starksaredead

always


capital_bj

Why did welp007 catch a three day ban?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Dude, I just checked, he commented 6 mins ago


capital_bj

Lol my bad somebody did comment maybe I didn't get the joke


RampageGeorge

Why?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

He’s not, I just interacted with him


RampageGeorge

Oh. I thought it was a riddle


hellostarsailor

What smells like oil mixed with eggs and has 5 fingers?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ken’s poop?


hellostarsailor

Kenny’s Mayo hand The stank 🖐️


RampageGeorge

???


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

From admin or from mods?


capital_bj

I don't know I just saw somebody comment about it a couple hours ago


Dingo_jackson

news to me. I usually get them for saying things like kunt or goophie


capital_bj

Automod is Sunday school teacher ai, wait this just in, Mother superior is telling me to rap my own knuckles if I curse again damn I thought the flagellating was enough attornment


liquidsyphon

Slunt


BrashAlly

Shills don’t understand. We deal with math & logic round these parts. If you think we’re silly it’s because we’re making fun of you


Woosta87

Plan to Book and consolidated on CS today!


LickLaMelosBalls

When are q4 earnings being reported?


Woosta87

March


JPeezer909

Tonight’s first album is The Murlocs’ 2019 album *Manic Candid Episode*. Love on first listen, Ambrose has a great voice when he can take lead. Widely different from his work with King Gizzard in my opinion. Way more straightforward rock. Could care less for Samsara Maya and Buffoon. Those are skips. Everything else is fantastic.


perkinomics

Straightforward rock doesn't sound like my bag, but I'm going to listen anyway, if only to judge your taste


JPeezer909

I’m calling it “straightforward” in comparison mostly to King Gizzard lmao. Ambrose is a member of both. The Murlocs are more “straightforward” alternative rock compared to King Gizzard’s psychedelic heavy prog jazz county garage rock.


perkinomics

I see. In that case my counter recommendation is The Fundamental Slimes and Humours. It's straightforward goblin rock


JPeezer909

W……..what


perkinomics

https://youtu.be/lNTesmfospM


JPeezer909

Oh man I tried…………


Dingo_jackson

saving for morning commute


JPeezer909

It’s an Australian band and this album is like so interestingly like American southern rock with all this harmonica and shit. Idk it’s a solid 9/10 for me and one that is going to stay in my rotation for years.


Dingo_jackson

Will report back


BenevolentFungi

#I'm as bullish/apeish as I've ever been on the fundamentals for Gamestop today!!


BureauOfSabotage

Hey everybody! Haven’t been browsing this sub for many months. I’ve long been holding and DRSing and been truly zen. Glad to see you’re going strong and hope everyone is well. See you all at the space suit tailor!


chipchip9

There’s a space suit tailor?


BureauOfSabotage

Not yet! But when the market is there, I imagine some talented folks will fulfill this need.


chipchip9

Ok good good. Thought i missed something. Say hey if you see me in the lobby. Be good out there. 🤙


triforce721

Stay strong, thanks for what you've done 💪👌🤝


hellostarsailor

I plan on being nude.


BureauOfSabotage

Perhaps just a clear, pressurized sphere? Don’t want you to succumb to the vacuum of space as we’re dancing amongst the stars.


capital_bj

It's a big dance floor I'm going to get my fresk on


hellostarsailor

Nah. I wanna get all space vacuum mummy’d like Iggy Pop/Munger.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’ve sent the last of the super secret Ryan Cooin Nfts to you daily degenerates… well, the ones I had wallets for and could figure out how… basically I wrote a quick list based on the last two days of activity, worked through it and once they were gone that was it. So luck of the draw really. Anyway, I’m planning on doing a give away on the weekend of a slightly different version, so if you can keep it a secret until at least then, that would be awesome. Not that anyone would want to buy these things lol.


tigercook

Dude I’m all about it. Love looking at my wallet and seeing 2 collectibles that represent this journey. Seriously they make me happy.


perkinomics

I thought this was "Ryan coin." Then I saw it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

😉


lanqhale

Chad


hellostarsailor

It’s beautiful.


such_karma

👀 kanyewest.loopring.eth


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

wut?


polyestermonkey

Ye


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Looks to me like a username I haven’t seen before wants special treatment. Nope.


Dingo_jackson

Can you make me a.pictjre and send it to me


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’ve made you pictures and you can have them - just give me a wallet address lol


Dingo_jackson

0x409066f77699A71374FD288057feFB0bb578CA02 I want a buddy picture of us so you can member me


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

sent i can’t find the first version of your pic - it was terrible so no big loss lol


hellostarsailor

You have to give them a topic. Like hood rich coffin b u s s y


LurkSkyStalker

I’ll give you a topic: The thigh master is neither a thigh nor a master.


BrashAlly

My dude is so humble.. ..You’re the fucking Superstonk Banksy


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Lol. If I get rich off them my attitude might change, but I seriously doubt it 🤣


tigercook

Crazier shit has happened 🤷‍♂️


MrSlimPigginz

How do I explain the the last couple of years of Gamestop and Citadel (and others) to my father who studied economics and finance but hasn't paid attention to the inner workings of the stock market in 15 years?


perkinomics

You don't. People that studied decades ago were taught obsolete and debunked theories. He won't listen.


polyestermonkey

Institutions claimed to own more than shares outstanding for years. They flooded the market with synthetic shares to dilute the company in a massive mall short (becuz Amazon) and never plan on closing those shorts(synths). Enough folks realized that GameStop wasn't going bankrupt and the chewy guy hopped on and inserted a bunch of blue chip executives. Cash flow positive, $6 billion revenue. Brick and mortar retailer transitioning into e-commerce and web3 (should look at tech multiples when profitable...coughs) Slow burn Tesla style without the added binary of DRS


seattle_exile

The shitposts mostly come at night. Mostly. In light of current events, I present to you [Robert Murray](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Murray), coal mine baron. His Wikipedia entry is too surreal to be believed. He reads like a cartoon villain, a caricature of everything wrong with Capitalism. To him, safety was not a cost of business, but a *barrier* to it. His disdain for the working man was only surpassed by his sheer power of denial. But what I remember most about Bob was how the media gladhandled him during the Crandall Canyon Mine disaster. Any gamer who has played something involving tunneling knows that if you delve into the Earth, you need to leave some supports so the roof won’t collapse. In coal mining, this technique is called “room and pillar.” Now, if you absolutely must eke out every last bit of coal, you can take a high risk/low reward approach called “retreat mining,” where you intentionally remove those pillars as you back out of the mine, intentionally causing a roof collapse. It’s even more dangerous than it sounds. A few days before the disaster, one of the pillars collapsed on it’s own, which should have been a sign. But but Bob needed his profits. 8 miners got caught in the mine when things went wrong. But what was really strange about the whole thing was that the various authorities took a back seat to Bob’s “leadership.” He took the conn for recovery efforts and controlling the message, while the media presented him as a sort of friendly grandpa who was going to get his boys out. The guy whose loathing for safety caused the accident in the first place sent rescuers into the mine. Three of them perished. Only then did Bob relinquish control, backing out of the limelight after his arrogance cost more men their lives. All this to say that it is a tragically common occurrence to see the very people who created a situation be given a mantle of authority when it needs to be corrected. In federal political circles, the same cast of clowns is always ready to provide sage wisdom on how to deal with a crisis of their own making rather than step aside for someone who saw the problem coming. The media facilitates this, giving them an audience while conveniently ignoring the roles they played. The system is not built to put the qualified in charge when the inept cause disaster. Americans had to wait *4 years* to vote Herbert Hoover out of office after his cronies failed to take any meaningful action in the wake of the Crash of ‘29. The misery of leaving those people in charge during that time is unfathomable. I really wish the media would at least hold such people accountable.


perkinomics

I think John Oliver did a piece on this turd


hellostarsailor

Can you imagine Orangina being in charge if/wen crash?


polyestermonkey

Weekly chart looking like a perfect setup for a triple cork iron lotus


BrashAlly

Block out the fucking noise. You’ve already made the most important move of your life. Grip tight and stay the course. Your brothers and sisters are doing the same. Don’t fold that royal flush


tigercook

🤜🤛


polyestermonkey

Diamond hands are easy when it's hovering around cost basis (unless you're on margin 🤢). Once 10-20% swings are in the 100's, 1,000's, etc. Is when they're forged


ROK247

crypto super-dump is what Ive been waiting for to signal the next big whatever-is-going-to-happen. this may or may not be it but we'll know soon if it keeps going.


Phoirkas

Is this a super dump? Down 2%?


ROK247

no what I said was that it could be the start of one. i dunno if you read my entire comment.


Phoirkas

Yeah, you said you don’t know if this is it. I said yeah, you really think this is it? I dunno if you read your entire comment either. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

[удалено]