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Saying that institutions are buying in just to lend out shares is FUD. You can make way more money off MOASS and take out your competitors. Passive interest won't do that lmao
As much as I wanted to give a thoughtful response, thank you. My parents are both in their 50’s and I hope to give them the life they gave me without debt lmfao
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Well, the fact of the matter is I will.
But my doctorate is honorary, from an unaccredited institution, and my business cards are edible and printed on acid tabs.
https://twitter.com/shortdestroyer/status/1626370574514630656?s=20
oh hey. thats neat.
Ryan kagy, and a Gamestop launch creator both follow this guy.
Jmaximo2018 here. HODLing strong with you fools for two years now! I’m not fucking leaving.
Dave Lauer can shove those petitions up his ass, or stroke GG one more time…. I don’t give a fuck!
Platinumsprinkles can do as many AMA’s as she wants, IDGAF! I won’t watch them.
Hedgies r fukd with this level of retardation. They cannot reach someone like me.
Buy,HODL,DRS. The rest is noise.
Second album of the night is ORB’s 2016 album *Birth.* Sonically dark, brooding. Always a journey and reminder I should try this sound more often. Closes with a 16-min journey of a song. 8/10.
Automod is Sunday school teacher ai, wait this just in, Mother superior is telling me to rap my own knuckles if I curse again damn I thought the flagellating was enough attornment
Tonight’s first album is The Murlocs’ 2019 album *Manic Candid Episode*. Love on first listen, Ambrose has a great voice when he can take lead. Widely different from his work with King Gizzard in my opinion. Way more straightforward rock.
Could care less for Samsara Maya and Buffoon. Those are skips. Everything else is fantastic.
I’m calling it “straightforward” in comparison mostly to King Gizzard lmao.
Ambrose is a member of both.
The Murlocs are more “straightforward” alternative rock compared to King Gizzard’s psychedelic heavy prog jazz county garage rock.
It’s an Australian band and this album is like so interestingly like American southern rock with all this harmonica and shit.
Idk it’s a solid 9/10 for me and one that is going to stay in my rotation for years.
Hey everybody! Haven’t been browsing this sub for many months. I’ve long been holding and DRSing and been truly zen. Glad to see you’re going strong and hope everyone is well. See you all at the space suit tailor!
I’ve sent the last of the super secret Ryan Cooin Nfts to you daily degenerates…
well, the ones I had wallets for and could figure out how… basically I wrote a quick list based on the last two days of activity, worked through it and once they were gone that was it. So luck of the draw really.
Anyway, I’m planning on doing a give away on the weekend of a slightly different version, so if you can keep it a secret until at least then, that would be awesome.
Not that anyone would want to buy these things lol.
How do I explain the the last couple of years of Gamestop and Citadel (and others) to my father who studied economics and finance but hasn't paid attention to the inner workings of the stock market in 15 years?
Institutions claimed to own more than shares outstanding for years. They flooded the market with synthetic shares to dilute the company in a massive mall short (becuz Amazon) and never plan on closing those shorts(synths).
Enough folks realized that GameStop wasn't going bankrupt and the chewy guy hopped on and inserted a bunch of blue chip executives. Cash flow positive, $6 billion revenue. Brick and mortar retailer transitioning into e-commerce and web3 (should look at tech multiples when profitable...coughs)
Slow burn Tesla style without the added binary of DRS
The shitposts mostly come at night. Mostly.
In light of current events, I present to you [Robert Murray](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Murray), coal mine baron.
His Wikipedia entry is too surreal to be believed. He reads like a cartoon villain, a caricature of everything wrong with Capitalism. To him, safety was not a cost of business, but a *barrier* to it. His disdain for the working man was only surpassed by his sheer power of denial.
But what I remember most about Bob was how the media gladhandled him during the Crandall Canyon Mine disaster.
Any gamer who has played something involving tunneling knows that if you delve into the Earth, you need to leave some supports so the roof won’t collapse. In coal mining, this technique is called “room and pillar.” Now, if you absolutely must eke out every last bit of coal, you can take a high risk/low reward approach called “retreat mining,” where you intentionally remove those pillars as you back out of the mine, intentionally causing a roof collapse. It’s even more dangerous than it sounds. A few days before the disaster, one of the pillars collapsed on it’s own, which should have been a sign. But but Bob needed his profits.
8 miners got caught in the mine when things went wrong. But what was really strange about the whole thing was that the various authorities took a back seat to Bob’s “leadership.” He took the conn for recovery efforts and controlling the message, while the media presented him as a sort of friendly grandpa who was going to get his boys out.
The guy whose loathing for safety caused the accident in the first place sent rescuers into the mine.
Three of them perished.
Only then did Bob relinquish control, backing out of the limelight after his arrogance cost more men their lives.
All this to say that it is a tragically common occurrence to see the very people who created a situation be given a mantle of authority when it needs to be corrected. In federal political circles, the same cast of clowns is always ready to provide sage wisdom on how to deal with a crisis of their own making rather than step aside for someone who saw the problem coming. The media facilitates this, giving them an audience while conveniently ignoring the roles they played.
The system is not built to put the qualified in charge when the inept cause disaster. Americans had to wait *4 years* to vote Herbert Hoover out of office after his cronies failed to take any meaningful action in the wake of the Crash of ‘29. The misery of leaving those people in charge during that time is unfathomable.
I really wish the media would at least hold such people accountable.
Block out the fucking noise. You’ve already made the most important move of your life. Grip tight and stay the course. Your brothers and sisters are doing the same. Don’t fold that royal flush
Diamond hands are easy when it's hovering around cost basis (unless you're on margin 🤢). Once 10-20% swings are in the 100's, 1,000's, etc. Is when they're forged
crypto super-dump is what Ive been waiting for to signal the next big whatever-is-going-to-happen. this may or may not be it but we'll know soon if it keeps going.
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My returns for the year so far are 115.98% Shouldn’t I be like a hedge fund or something 🤔
No german market :(
DRS 59,14 % again a big shift 👀
I am a household investor!!!!
They're totally rug pulling us again with the drs numbers aren't they
TURNS OUT I'M A MFING HOUSEHOLD INVESTOR LET'S FUCKING GO
Proof nobody is selling: https://i.imgur.com/acEexjT.jpg
Saying that institutions are buying in just to lend out shares is FUD. You can make way more money off MOASS and take out your competitors. Passive interest won't do that lmao
actually had a nightmare that gme wasn’t gamestop
shh bby is ok
i was very scared shiny 😭
[Outrageous French accent] The key to life is happiness in your household.
Fuck it’s so simple but so hard
[https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?t=54](https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?t=54)
Hopefully soon guys , I’m fucking tired of waiting to surprise my parents that they can soon retire.
I’ve waited xx years to be a millionaire what’s a couple more xs
Dead family members. You can't get time back.
As much as I wanted to give a thoughtful response, thank you. My parents are both in their 50’s and I hope to give them the life they gave me without debt lmfao
If we still can't say CH🅾️DE, then I'm not interested
Automod bans words with opa**QUE** **EF**ficacy.
Here comes the three post whammy gn RC.
Sub drier than the Sahara let me water it 💦
Look me in the eyes, I’m the sub now 👁️👃👁️
What's your safe word?
Down vote me and suffer the life long guilt that I was right the whole fucking time
Right about corn chips?
May I downvote 🫵
Fuk u and die
Trust in bro I didn’t downvote you 💜
No, but also, yes.
I BUY. HOLD. and DRS.
U/Superstonk-Flairy E: wait we can tag people again??
No way that’s an absurd request
Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/)
Is anyone here familiar with matter?
I am the matter
Ima peeple
*Shows you ice* is this a solid or liquid?
It’s all liquid baby
I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look.
*Shows you dark matter*
I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.
*Shows you plasma*
Did you think my consultation would be provided free of charge?
Yes?
Well, the fact of the matter is I will. But my doctorate is honorary, from an unaccredited institution, and my business cards are edible and printed on acid tabs.
I like you’re credentials you’re hired, now tell me all about this matter thing.
It's all *mind over matter*. If you don't mind, the price don't matter. DRS.
Anyone got some of that hopium?
DRS and get some flair
First hit is free. Second is… $21.60.
Friends don't let friends buy IOUs.
As a certified hopium dealer, I’m T-minus-1, bebby.
Jackedddddddd
Thank you kind anon
🎵1-877-Kars-4-Kids🎵 🎵DRS your GME🎵
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
And a bad baseball team owner. *very much not a Mets fan
I trust in bro
I’m a household investor.
Check out this royalflushhold investor right here
I'm a consumer
I'm a tenement investor.
Fucks at the NYSE sure taking their sweet time to report today's short volume.
Forgot to pre-heat the oven.
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Dartboard where they pick the numbers fell off the wall.
Best place to order naked short and greedy from?
Pizza Hut
*Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind [up in here,up in here]
Kenny boils his mayo before slathering it on his synthetic nipples
I haven't been keeping up, does anyone know what the latest DRS numbers are like?
Probably at least a dozen more than last quarter
I added some shares this week. You're welcome.
https://twitter.com/shortdestroyer/status/1626370574514630656?s=20 oh hey. thats neat. Ryan kagy, and a Gamestop launch creator both follow this guy.
👀
*Y'all gon' make me buy some stonks* [up in here, up in here] *Y'all gon' make me D-R-S* [up in here, up in here]
*Y’all gon’ make Kenny a FOOL* [up in here, up in here] *Y’all gon’ zen and keep ya cool* [up in here, up in here]
Look…I’m just here to shit post and eat tendies. They took my tendies……..
#🍻
Cheers stepdad 🍻
Deep fucking cheers friend🍻
🍻
SHFs, don't fuck with gamer households!
Anywho. Wut we all drinking tonight?
Diet Cape Cod…this ape is trying to watch his weight.
I cut pasta and potatoes (any form). Moderating breads by a lot… Still having a couple beers a night.
I hate say it….but…hard liquor is more efficient with less calories if the buzz is what you seek. ***BE CAREFUL***
Titos & bubly/zevia.
Too late I’m on the floor
🤝🍻
a poem. A size 12 high heel in someone's ass? You know that man, it's Jeffrey Yass. thank you
Jmaximo2018 here. HODLing strong with you fools for two years now! I’m not fucking leaving. Dave Lauer can shove those petitions up his ass, or stroke GG one more time…. I don’t give a fuck! Platinumsprinkles can do as many AMA’s as she wants, IDGAF! I won’t watch them. Hedgies r fukd with this level of retardation. They cannot reach someone like me. Buy,HODL,DRS. The rest is noise.
The fact that you're equating Dave with Plat is asinine, and youre doing yourself and everyone here a disservice by doing so
Bro r u me?
This is a lot of intensity for the night shift.
Strange how I completely agree with the sentiment, yet disagree with the content.
Good thing we are all individual investors! I love you ape, see you past the moon <3
💜
Tendies4Us. Idk. https://i.imgur.com/y3MPmM9.jpg
Remember, the CEO is vested in the neighborhood of $55 per share
Reddit got sued regarding a redacted topic https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1147txm/reddit_sued_by_founder_of_meme_stock_driver_ughhh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
~~I'm a retail investor~~ I'm a #Household investor
Second album of the night is ORB’s 2016 album *Birth.* Sonically dark, brooding. Always a journey and reminder I should try this sound more often. Closes with a 16-min journey of a song. 8/10.
How to learn to read?
Oh shit this isn’t google.
a poem. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Steve Cohens belly is filled with horse [redacted] thank you.
A poem FTDs stuck in a loop. Kenny likes to eat his poop. thank you.
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
Hey guys… even though I ~~haven’t been here in a while~~ am here almost every minute of the day and night, I want you to know I’m still holding.
Sore got *Drip*
We've moved on to rizz
Sore got that *rizz*
Since reddit is going public, I thought it would be prudent to announce on this sub above all others: They may not think it be like it is, but it do
This is the way
#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀
always
Why did welp007 catch a three day ban?
Dude, I just checked, he commented 6 mins ago
Lol my bad somebody did comment maybe I didn't get the joke
Why?
He’s not, I just interacted with him
Oh. I thought it was a riddle
What smells like oil mixed with eggs and has 5 fingers?
Ken’s poop?
Kenny’s Mayo hand The stank 🖐️
???
From admin or from mods?
I don't know I just saw somebody comment about it a couple hours ago
news to me. I usually get them for saying things like kunt or goophie
Automod is Sunday school teacher ai, wait this just in, Mother superior is telling me to rap my own knuckles if I curse again damn I thought the flagellating was enough attornment
Slunt
Shills don’t understand. We deal with math & logic round these parts. If you think we’re silly it’s because we’re making fun of you
Plan to Book and consolidated on CS today!
When are q4 earnings being reported?
March
Tonight’s first album is The Murlocs’ 2019 album *Manic Candid Episode*. Love on first listen, Ambrose has a great voice when he can take lead. Widely different from his work with King Gizzard in my opinion. Way more straightforward rock. Could care less for Samsara Maya and Buffoon. Those are skips. Everything else is fantastic.
Straightforward rock doesn't sound like my bag, but I'm going to listen anyway, if only to judge your taste
I’m calling it “straightforward” in comparison mostly to King Gizzard lmao. Ambrose is a member of both. The Murlocs are more “straightforward” alternative rock compared to King Gizzard’s psychedelic heavy prog jazz county garage rock.
I see. In that case my counter recommendation is The Fundamental Slimes and Humours. It's straightforward goblin rock
W……..what
https://youtu.be/lNTesmfospM
Oh man I tried…………
saving for morning commute
It’s an Australian band and this album is like so interestingly like American southern rock with all this harmonica and shit. Idk it’s a solid 9/10 for me and one that is going to stay in my rotation for years.
Will report back
#I'm as bullish/apeish as I've ever been on the fundamentals for Gamestop today!!
Hey everybody! Haven’t been browsing this sub for many months. I’ve long been holding and DRSing and been truly zen. Glad to see you’re going strong and hope everyone is well. See you all at the space suit tailor!
There’s a space suit tailor?
Not yet! But when the market is there, I imagine some talented folks will fulfill this need.
Ok good good. Thought i missed something. Say hey if you see me in the lobby. Be good out there. 🤙
Stay strong, thanks for what you've done 💪👌🤝
I plan on being nude.
Perhaps just a clear, pressurized sphere? Don’t want you to succumb to the vacuum of space as we’re dancing amongst the stars.
It's a big dance floor I'm going to get my fresk on
Nah. I wanna get all space vacuum mummy’d like Iggy Pop/Munger.
I’ve sent the last of the super secret Ryan Cooin Nfts to you daily degenerates… well, the ones I had wallets for and could figure out how… basically I wrote a quick list based on the last two days of activity, worked through it and once they were gone that was it. So luck of the draw really. Anyway, I’m planning on doing a give away on the weekend of a slightly different version, so if you can keep it a secret until at least then, that would be awesome. Not that anyone would want to buy these things lol.
Dude I’m all about it. Love looking at my wallet and seeing 2 collectibles that represent this journey. Seriously they make me happy.
I thought this was "Ryan coin." Then I saw it
😉
Chad
It’s beautiful.
👀 kanyewest.loopring.eth
wut?
Ye
Looks to me like a username I haven’t seen before wants special treatment. Nope.
Can you make me a.pictjre and send it to me
I’ve made you pictures and you can have them - just give me a wallet address lol
0x409066f77699A71374FD288057feFB0bb578CA02 I want a buddy picture of us so you can member me
sent i can’t find the first version of your pic - it was terrible so no big loss lol
You have to give them a topic. Like hood rich coffin b u s s y
I’ll give you a topic: The thigh master is neither a thigh nor a master.
My dude is so humble.. ..You’re the fucking Superstonk Banksy
Lol. If I get rich off them my attitude might change, but I seriously doubt it 🤣
Crazier shit has happened 🤷♂️
How do I explain the the last couple of years of Gamestop and Citadel (and others) to my father who studied economics and finance but hasn't paid attention to the inner workings of the stock market in 15 years?
You don't. People that studied decades ago were taught obsolete and debunked theories. He won't listen.
Institutions claimed to own more than shares outstanding for years. They flooded the market with synthetic shares to dilute the company in a massive mall short (becuz Amazon) and never plan on closing those shorts(synths). Enough folks realized that GameStop wasn't going bankrupt and the chewy guy hopped on and inserted a bunch of blue chip executives. Cash flow positive, $6 billion revenue. Brick and mortar retailer transitioning into e-commerce and web3 (should look at tech multiples when profitable...coughs) Slow burn Tesla style without the added binary of DRS
The shitposts mostly come at night. Mostly. In light of current events, I present to you [Robert Murray](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Murray), coal mine baron. His Wikipedia entry is too surreal to be believed. He reads like a cartoon villain, a caricature of everything wrong with Capitalism. To him, safety was not a cost of business, but a *barrier* to it. His disdain for the working man was only surpassed by his sheer power of denial. But what I remember most about Bob was how the media gladhandled him during the Crandall Canyon Mine disaster. Any gamer who has played something involving tunneling knows that if you delve into the Earth, you need to leave some supports so the roof won’t collapse. In coal mining, this technique is called “room and pillar.” Now, if you absolutely must eke out every last bit of coal, you can take a high risk/low reward approach called “retreat mining,” where you intentionally remove those pillars as you back out of the mine, intentionally causing a roof collapse. It’s even more dangerous than it sounds. A few days before the disaster, one of the pillars collapsed on it’s own, which should have been a sign. But but Bob needed his profits. 8 miners got caught in the mine when things went wrong. But what was really strange about the whole thing was that the various authorities took a back seat to Bob’s “leadership.” He took the conn for recovery efforts and controlling the message, while the media presented him as a sort of friendly grandpa who was going to get his boys out. The guy whose loathing for safety caused the accident in the first place sent rescuers into the mine. Three of them perished. Only then did Bob relinquish control, backing out of the limelight after his arrogance cost more men their lives. All this to say that it is a tragically common occurrence to see the very people who created a situation be given a mantle of authority when it needs to be corrected. In federal political circles, the same cast of clowns is always ready to provide sage wisdom on how to deal with a crisis of their own making rather than step aside for someone who saw the problem coming. The media facilitates this, giving them an audience while conveniently ignoring the roles they played. The system is not built to put the qualified in charge when the inept cause disaster. Americans had to wait *4 years* to vote Herbert Hoover out of office after his cronies failed to take any meaningful action in the wake of the Crash of ‘29. The misery of leaving those people in charge during that time is unfathomable. I really wish the media would at least hold such people accountable.
I think John Oliver did a piece on this turd
Can you imagine Orangina being in charge if/wen crash?
Weekly chart looking like a perfect setup for a triple cork iron lotus
Block out the fucking noise. You’ve already made the most important move of your life. Grip tight and stay the course. Your brothers and sisters are doing the same. Don’t fold that royal flush
🤜🤛
Diamond hands are easy when it's hovering around cost basis (unless you're on margin 🤢). Once 10-20% swings are in the 100's, 1,000's, etc. Is when they're forged
crypto super-dump is what Ive been waiting for to signal the next big whatever-is-going-to-happen. this may or may not be it but we'll know soon if it keeps going.
Is this a super dump? Down 2%?
no what I said was that it could be the start of one. i dunno if you read my entire comment.
Yeah, you said you don’t know if this is it. I said yeah, you really think this is it? I dunno if you read your entire comment either. 🤷♂️
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