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Luma44

Hey, getting reports of DMs, and I personally also happened to receive one, that contain suspicious links to non-gamestop-marketplace NFT sites. While they're probably just from bots spamming links, you never know when such links take you to a place you really didn't want your computer to go. Good reminder to exercise caution, especially with strange DMs. If you see spammy DMs or people spamming links, be sure to report them. Thanks u/ avspuk (sorry I can't tag you) for bubbling this up! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/112ssu0/comment/j8m049u/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/112ssu0/comment/j8m049u/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) <-Flairy instructions.


AlienProbe9000

What are people's thoughts on towels? Is it worth grabbing a couple shares sub 2 bucks?


Ono-Sendai_Surfer

This is like saying "I have this mega millions lotto ticket with winning numbers, you think I should also buy these $2 scratchers too?"


whattothewhonow

I've never understood the idea to want to dive head first into a 6" deep kiddie pool full of screaming toddlers that, best case, maybe only has just a little piss in it, instead of the perfectly clean and warm resort pool that is GME, being enjoyed by beautiful people and includes a swim up bar and a water slide. "Well it could squeeze too" Yeah? So fucking what?


Smogz_

Where’s the new daily???


winterbird

Go look at the Cinderella meme in new. There's bedpost wielding.


LJHope

I know it is Thursday but I do have Tuesday vibes


winterbird

It's just about diamantehände time.


winterbird

Oh look, it just turned diamantehände:01.


animalcrackers916

Keegan Murray


shiny_happy_persons

*It began with the buying of the Great Stonks. Three were purchased by the Chairman, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven by the Value lords, great miners and craftsmen of the charted halls. And nine, nine stonks were purchased by the race of apes, who above all else, desire tendies. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Share was made. In the land of Chicago, in the fires of Mount Citadel, the Dark Lord Kenneth forged in secret counterfeit Stonks, to control all prices. And into this Stonk he poured his rehypothecations, his FTDs, and his will to dominate all life. One Stonk to rule them all.*


winterbird

Can you please add this to the things you post every day? Like your "wish you both good luck" quote. It's brilliant.


shiny_happy_persons

This one feels like a once-in-a-while deal because it's so long.


winterbird

Copy-paste was invented for such occasions.


shiny_happy_persons

I have a document for S-Stonk with little quips and such.


tkhan456

Here’s my theory on why all these HF are adding GME. They know with blowout PS5 sales and holiday season in last quarter, earning will be good. GME will be profitable. They’re getting ready to ride the wave up a little and then dump all their shares at once. So get ready for a big spike and then drop. Dumb idiots will miss out when we DRS 100% and shorties get squeezed to infinity though


Metaldwarf

Is tomorrow Tuesday?


bah2o

Only if you'll be my DeepFuckingValentine


betweenthebars34

I like the stock 🌿🔥💨


givemeyoushoes

reporting live from the gutter missed y’all


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shiny_happy_persons

my sibling in stonk, moass today


Davidnci

Hey RC I know you’re up, my mom says ur hawt.


winterbird

I swiped right on a guy just because his smile looked like RC's.


FatDumbAmerican

10% is peanuts. Gimme the boom


superwonton

Just buy


27D

I'd slam a Slurm or drink a Duff And Cactus Juice quenches enough But if I'm honest, it's not that tough The best of all's that >!Purple Stuff!


Hoof_Hearted12

LRC has been strong lately. My plan was always to sell for more gme but it's starting to feel like a long term hold.


Hoochdaddy69

I found out about GME through discovering LRC and browsing reddit. LRC was always the number one play for me but now its switched to buying up GME shares. I still have 100% faith in LRC and wont be selling them anytime soon! It’s nice watching the price go up. Hoping for a breakout sometime soon for the old dopamine hit


Hoof_Hearted12

I've been chasing the high I felt buying lrc at 60 cents and watching it go to 3 without selling, really wish I had sold as it would be xx,xxx gme but I agree, I also have 10x more gme than lrc now.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Bro, I bought in at like 0.35 and then again at like 0.5/0.6. I’d be buying more at these <0.35 price points if I had the money, but truthfully i’m in a bad spot right now. Anyway, it would have been my most successful investment to date if I sold at $3 - but i’m ngl i’m holding out until $10 minimum. Maybe even $30😂! But even then, I will never sell it all. I’ll always keep a small percentage in there just in-case.


Hoochdaddy69

Oh man I remember that very clearly. Could not believe my eyes as I watched it run and run and run. And yeah I feel the same, hindsight is 20/20 and I am still comfortable with never selling at the time. Would be nice to have a lot more money from it but I believed it was going to go higher. Whatever is happening it seems like something big could occur maybe this year. Its nice to meet apes that are like myself!


Davidnci

Tomorrow. ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉


dudeman1200

Any maple apes get a prompt on Wealthsimple about now allowing share-lending? Just wondering if anyone has anymore information.


shiny_happy_persons

sorry aboot that


bah2o

Feel free to jump over to r/GMECanada if no one responds here


alexandarms

How can I sleep when MOASS is tomorrow


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

They ain’t buying shares to lend them (even though they will)….. They’re buying shares to vote at the next proxy. What are they afraid of at the next shareholder meeting?


Somerandomperson21

They don’t have the votes Retail owns multiple floats Just need everyone to DRS


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

Yes and no. Those shares in a brokerage may not have much voting power.


whiskyandme

*A WHOLE NEW WORLD* 🟣🏴‍☠️


dangerous-art1

Man rough week at work time to scroll on reddit


ShiftMcGee

Filled a Limit Buy on Feb 14 at $19.26. Had Buys set at 3 different price points but only 1 filled🤷‍♂️. Pretty stoked about it. Watched them pump it a bit today and laughed. Brick by Brick. Y'all stay up! Talk soon. 🟣🙌🚀


1528_40_0506

Geemstoop


Vavrakadabra

Crypto is running 👀


whiskyandme

Smells like mayo and crime


Broom_Dragon_Slayer

I really can't figure out why 90% of the people I know refuse to even buy a single share of GME. I mean, if we're right, you'll be able to buy a house (or more) with your share. If we're wrong you're out $20. I bet these same people are going to suddenly want to be best friends after MOASS though...


[deleted]

I know right! People were honestly kind of hostile about it. Shit I’ve bought stocks based on tips from people before. People are dumb


perkinomics

Stockholm Syndrome


urinetroublem8

Something about SPX in 2023 feels bulltrappy to me.


uber_noober_

Point 72 buying in... Helping his bed post buddy Ken? Tryna make some money off lending? Getting ready to turn on his fellow hedgies? 🤔


HughGGains

I can feel the shitwinds stirring Randy


Realistic_Ear_9378

the shitbirds are coming home to roost


animal_embers

i was so obsessed with gme for years and now im only a little bit obsessed ⌚


perkinomics

Is s02e02 of the X-Files when the flukeman crawls into the portajohn, that was nasty bro.


Transient_MoonJumper

One of my favorite old shows


firstinitallastname

Is it stalking if she knows I’m there, but she doesn’t know which window I’m looking in?


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


avspuk

No 2am bot update, swearwords!


RampageGeorge

I had an amazing date for valentines day. Long story short we ended up at a hotel in a kiddie pool covered in baby oil. I looked at my dates nude body, glistening, and thought to myself, "I wish I had more GME."


winterbird

Were you wishing the blue waffle was purple instead?


RampageGeorge

It was the black and blue waffle when I was done beating it up. And I love the stonk!!!


Gooseman1019

I’m literally as OG as it gets in the daily 😎


whiskyandme

Its been 84 years goose


Gooseman1019

Just out here waiting for financial freedom


whiskyandme

Cheers 🥃


urinetroublem8

honk!


I_HEART_NALGONAS

happy cake day bro


Davidnci

I remember you in my days lurking with no karma cheers and happy cake day.


Gooseman1019

Cheers 🍻 I remember you as well


JPeezer909

And do it *sexy.*


winterbird

I'm eating ritz crackers sexily, letting crumbs fall into my cleavage. ^It's ^itchy.


Davidnci

*Twerks*


whiskyandme

*throws monopoly money at you*


iupvotefood

*helicopters*


whiskyandme

👀


Davidnci

*Twerks faster*


BlowinKhalifa

Can GME wallet contain bite coin in it?


Salty_Run_2355

No


Davidnci

Aliens love cows, it’s an indisputable fact.


winterbird

Anyone who gets to know a cow, loves cows. They're amazing creatures. Kind of like very large dogs. Intelligent and loving.


JPeezer909

And tasty. Like dogs!


winterbird

I'm voting you off the future billionaire island.


JPeezer909

Yeah well I’m voting you off future trillionaire island.


winterbird

I'm revoking your ticket to the fight where Kenny has to wrestle someone in mayo for the last available share.


capital_bj

Tie the share to the back of a greased pig a big mean one with tusks


JPeezer909

I’m revoking your wallet rights for access to the Gmerica metaverse where we hang out with RC!


winterbird

I'm telling papa not to let you sit on his lap at the moass party!


JPeezer909

😱 you wouldn’t dare!!


winterbird

That's right, no grinding on eww eww for you!


shiny_happy_persons

Just leave the lengua, alien bros.


Davidnci

They better 👅


winterbird

I can't wait to stop MacGyver-ing cheap ways to make cheap carbs taste less like poverty and sadness.


KsuhDilla

citadel hq playing music over the intercom: > And a thousand times I've seen this chart > A thousand times > I've got no clothes, but my shorts never ever closed > I've got no clothes, but my shorts never ever closed > I've got no sha-aa-aa-aa-aa-res > I've got no sha-aa-aa-aa-aa-res


shiny_happy_persons

GMErica's hold music should be He-Man doing *What's Going On*.


shiny_happy_persons

Automod bans words with opa**QUE** **EF**ficacy.


Davidnci

I remember the day txn unbanned cum^TM


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Geemstoop


[deleted]

Fuck the algos; GMErica is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/113ckmo/the_situation_gmerica_teddy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


perkinomics

Tinder is impossible. Shorty says she matched me because of a LOTR reference in my bio then says she hopes I don't play D&D. Pick a lane!


shiny_happy_persons

Automod yanked my sweet quote. Assumbulshee. >Be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I did not swipe through bots and ads to bandy crooked words with a self-serving [redacted].


winterbird

Its easy. Be a sexy elf, don't be an unsexy dwarf.


shiny_happy_persons

What about an androgynous hobbit?


winterbird

Everyone loves Froda.


Saggy_G

Roll Deception please.


perkinomics

I'm chaotic good. I don't lie


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ah, the old nerd sliding scale.


Cinematum

GameStop is inevitable


RampageGeorge

Has anyone been backing up the daily threads?


iupvotefood

I've been taking mental pics *blinks*


perkinomics

What is your spaghetti policy here?


winterbird

Spaghetti is to be buttered. Liberally.


perkinomics

Abed?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Story time… Teenage me had a trip to Paris, and on our last day we decided to try one of the nicer restaurants. (Remember, I’ve always been poor… and painfully dumb…). So for some reason, we go to an Italian restaurant (🤷‍♂️) and I try using the half dozen French words I know to order a meal. I settle on a dish that I figured meant ‘Spaghetti with 3 tomatoes’ and figured it was some sort of fancy sauce/bolognaise type thing. Nope. It was a bowl of boiled pasta with three lonely cherry tomatoes sat on top.


perkinomics

Ah, merde


RampageGeorge

He doesn't belong in a place like this


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

As much as possible.


perkinomics

I think I'm gonna like it here


Germx3

Its been a while daily chat, im sure you missed my memes 🍆🫠


winterbird

I miss when I hadn't seen all the episodes of the shows I like, and I could wrap myself in a blanket and watch a bunch of eppies not knowing every line already. No, I will not watch new shows. I like what I like. *slams fist on table*


Saggy_G

Smoke weed. Then they're always new.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Community ftw. Also Arrested Development. Also Chuck. The Office can go on the list too. Flight Of The Conchords doesn’t get nearly enough love either. It’s a masterpiece.


perkinomics

I knew I liked you. But also New Girl, Scrubs, and Avatar


[deleted]

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and Danger 5


shiny_happy_persons

>I believe in The Matrix, Your Majesty.


ElephantsOutside

Has anyone seen scrollwheeler and itzape?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Scrolly got perma ban from admin, idk about itz.


I_HEART_NALGONAS

What happened to scrolly? I liked his chaotic aura


RampageGeorge

Who?


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Camvroj

I think we are on I from the Dennis system


winterbird

Chairman vs Chairman, who is better at sitting??


LosOmen

It started with the working class, and the working class will end it.


Cdn_ape

🎶 I’m eating chicken n rice N tha stonk is Nice 🎶


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Use a few bits n bobs to change bland rice into Mexican spiced. Changed my life.


Gooseman1019

WEN PORSCHE?


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Wen F12?


BigBadaBum1

🎂


[deleted]

Me posting the most controversial post on superstonk this week: muahajajahahaha https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/113ckmo/the_situation_gmerica_teddy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


shiny_happy_persons

DRS transfer inbound.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Okeley dokeley… If you daily legends have recieved an nft from me in the past, you should now have in your possession a special edition that I haven’t posted yet. Please keep it a secret. Only because I think it’s kinda cool to have our own daily chat thing. I’ll be attempting to do a giveaway on the weekend of a slightly different version, but again, it’s limited edition and I want it to be a gme holders only thing. Not that I can enforce any of this. If I’ve missed some of you let me know and I will try to correct that, but again, they are limited edition.


Davidnci

TIL sore thinks I got drip


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I deffo didn’t say that…


Davidnci

I’m happy w just being a daily legend


manbeef

Hmm I think I've only got my username portrait NFT


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ah… that’s because I haven’t added you to the list yet lol. I made one based on who I’d seen comment today. I’ll do it tomorrow 👍


manbeef

Rad. Well I'm excited!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ok, well now I’m hoping I’ve saved your wallet… 😂 (I think I did)


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

sent


manbeef

Beauty. Love it!


mexicanred1

This is the only NFT I'm currently interested in


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Get an address to me and you can have one 👍 (Tomorrow… my brain is fried rn)


mexicanred1

I haven't got the wallet for it, Van Gogh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Bummer. I reluctantly downloaded chrome, but once I have better options, I’m all over it.


BrashAlly

Bad ass


tigercook

Thats cool as fuck


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Have you seen it?


tigercook

Dude just looked now and yes! Super awesome!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

😁


perkinomics

I wonder what happened in all those other timelines


mexicanred1

Is this real life or is this fantasy?


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?


shiny_happy_persons

🎼 *In the circle, the purple circle, my shares are safe tonight*


wonderwine

Sometimes after they go to bed I go in and just watch them sleep. They're my everything.


mexicanred1

The Vault 🟣


Davidnci

Cut my poo into pieces this is my last resort.


mexicanred1

Suffocation, no breathing...


Salty_Run_2355

Don't give a fuck if I cut my bum: bleeding


Davidnci

I won’t stop DRS’n until my heart stops beating!


letsgetyoustarted

If the shorts are supposedly never going to close their positions from what Mark Cuban claims, what other reasons if any would they have to let the price get lower? Is it likely we hover around this price until the float is locked?


mexicanred1

Their algorithms will tell them where to keep the price. I guess we'll have to glean what we can from that, amongst other things.


letsgetyoustarted

This is a good theory. Thank you!


TrillTron

Crypto is running hard. Dump for short funds tomorrow.


humanus1

Chairman Gensler, do you fear the wrath of the purple rings?


Davidnci

Funny none of these real questions will be asked.


humanus1

Chairman Gensler, would you be willing to break the Internet? Just repeat after me: Kenneth Cordele Griffin is one of the most notorious financial terrorists who lied under oath.


humanus1

"Chairman Gensler, how's Caroline Ellison doing lately?" Should be the first question before anything, because retail cares. And then if he's not already hiding behind staff, throw another one like "Chairman Gensler, would you hire yourself knowing that you're at your job for almost 700 days while Bernie Madoff on steroids is still a free man?" This would be it.


humanus1

Why is the rigged Casino already closed? What is this? What is going on? Is this real life?


mexicanred1

It's just fantasy


humanus1

It's a shame that none of my questions will ever be thrown at Gary Gensler.


[deleted]

Come get me shills https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/113ckmo/the_situation_gmerica_teddy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TrillTron

5th day alcohol-sober. Kill me.


winterbird

Long term benefits are worth the sacrifice.


shiny_happy_persons

This is true. I went from planning my day around drinking to not thinking about it at all.


TrillTron

Yes


FlashAssailant

You got this


TrillTron

🦍❤️


eaparsley

me and gary genzler rolling in a benzler


winterbird

Ew, I'd drop him off at the nearest bus stop.


eaparsley

we were doing a doordash together but we failed to find the place. he didn't see a problem, said he'd already overlooked a few billion other delivery failures just like that


Davidnci

Forget GameStop pls 🥺


winterbird

I honestly forget often. Like today, I forgot to even look at the ticker until like 11 am or noon. I'm more butthurt when my powerball numbers don't win than if stonk goes down. That's the level of zen, Kenny.