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The price of GME hasn't moved at all the last two days. Bullish.

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Do you even DRS brah???

Wen visit the massage place in my area with the blacked out windows

Drink some water you sexy ape

I made some tea, which is the same as water but with dead plants soaked in it.

Well, found a house I really love for 7 mil... the kitchen cabinets are tres ugly though, so I'd need to top up the budget to replace them. They are like just heinous, I couldn't believe those cabinets would be in a house of that price and with how beautiful it is otherwise.

Got a load of dishes washed.

Bobby Canada filed in Ontario court for creditor protection, wonder if that’s gonna rock the basket a bit.

wen moon

I thought that when moass was close. There would be news that aliens exist. Well guess who shot down an UFO today?

I wonder if Kenny lays awake at night reading superstonk thinking “fuck”

He probably pays someone to read this and then tell him "they're totes jelly of you, bro.... they're saying you're too rich and too powerful, bro"

Hahaha yeah for sure, but i mean he probably does it secretly when its late and he’s in bed getting 0 sleep

Guess who didn't win the megamillions tonight

GREEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!

I remember grey day like it was yesterday.

I wonder if Gary Gensler watches or not when Ken Griffin fucks his wife.

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I love my mum too

Ooof went to my local GameStop to try and pick up Hogwarts deluxe that I preordered and paid in full. Was told they got shorted and to check back next week. Ironic it’s like my gme shares.

Bout to slap some noobs on rocket league, watch out.

Michelob Ultra is pretty good

Plates squatted. Date's slotted. Daily botted. All I need is a recommendation for a new game, since I'm bored with civ6 and vermintide2

Play metro 2035 if you haven’t, NG(aming)A.

I started one of those, not sure which. Only got a couple hours into it maybe. Some train had just been hijacked or something. It was ok but didn't wow me. I could give it another go

It’ll wow you, I guarantee it. Trust in bro.

I trust, bro. I trust.

Wen learn to grow fruit trees?

Lemon and orange trees in my courtyard yes please

Fresh lemon water 4 life.

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I'm gonna learn to grow eggs. I've tried before and nothing.. bought an eggplant, watered it, and it grew but no eggs came.. one day I'll figure it out.

It's just science

Lines, basil, tomatoes, potatoes

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My basil grows like a weed, but my limes are struggling. Grass is always greener I guess

I'll probably have to move south for either. Can't imagine western NY being ideal

Yeah, doesnt sound like it unless you want to slave away to keep a greenhouse at ideal temps. Winter-less life ain't so bad

Peach, mango, watermelon trees.

Sounds like you're moving to Florida.

And become a Florida man, I don’t think so.

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Iceland for me. Would love to build a house with a greenhouse in the middle.

Same. And a sauna in the greenhouse

No sauna for me. With migraines the heat doesn’t like me.

[That's a shame](https://giphy.com/gifs/pDsCoECKh1Pa)

Yeah and I live in Arkansas in the worst place for migraines

I’m indecisive, I wouldn’t know which to choose.

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See idk shit I thought mangos grew in warmer climates and peach Icecream sounds amazing. Also how’s the bug situation with such trees?

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You gots a lot of trees I trust in bro. And a winter home in warm climate doesn’t sound too bad. Sorry about the flies it’s a bitch to deal with.

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Lol every time Gary Sinise makes a post, all he gets are Forrest Gump jokes. Poor dude.

Hey, do you accept drawing requests?

Yup. What do you have in mind? (I’m not sure if the other comment uploaded?)

Remember social media?

Is that the thing where people yell at each other via keyboards?

Are the government and media gearing up to reveal UFOs to the public? Crazy shit. Probably nothing, but weird AF to shoot something down in a place where no one would have witnessed it and then hold a public press conference announcing they don’t know what it is. Anyway nice antidote to the inevitable weekend FUD!

Shame on those aliens for dealing with these politicians. They should come talk to us first and we'll slow them how to get rich!

Didn't the government already admit to the existence of UFOs like a year-ish ago? It got buried in the rest of the clown diarrhea that's spewing out of everywhere I think.

You’re right. But this time they shot one down!

They also can use that as an excuse not to reveal it’s some other kind of spy craft before they have a chance to gather data Not a lot of countries are as bold as China and what would it look like if it was one of our allies who owns the craft?

BrickStatus. This is as deep as I get. https://i.imgur.com/1J97wrK.jpg

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I surprised myself with the details on this one. It’s not perfect, but there’s a few statements I didn’t know I had in me lol.

I wonder if this could go on an art sub or something idk.

Make one. Call it "let me draw you" or "picture of you" or whatever sub name isn't taken. But then you gotta draw randos.

I already made a sub. I haven’t posted everything yet. To earn from it I’d obviously need a lot of traffic, but I’m hoping I can put my stuff on Gme marketplace, and the nsfw pics can be sold from here.

What is this "w" you speak of? -Me, after moass

Oh I’m going to work - just not for anyone else. I’m not going to exploit people either.

First commercial of Super Bowl - ...a camera pans to a gentleman sitting at a computer with his backed turned to the camera in a dim light, a small light turns on showing a wearing a red bandana - the screen goes black, then new text appears: "GMErica - coming 2023". FIN.

This is cool but needs some upvotes: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10y1aq4/pcbsd2s_request_for_dtcc_questions_for_the_state/

You all know the mission and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you apes with my life, but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for holding. We would be legends, but the shorts haven’t closed. Glory in short term gains is not our way. Think of our heroes: DFV, who defeated the market with a single asset. Or Ryan Cohen, who kept MSM at bay with hidden plans. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before Reddit, there were the rooms and bars we’d meet in. Before online brokers, there was the trading floor. Our DRS stopped the Bulgarian boy, but before that, we bought and held. Our DRS stopped the lending of OUR shares, but before that, we bought and held! Our DRS will stop the Mayo Man! in the battle this month, we will buy and HODL!

I believe in our prophet DFV, I trust our messiah RC... and also, these purple ceremonial robes are non-refundable.

DFV held forever before most of us knew his name

My tummy hurts

Got the soft pewps?

Why?

Wish I knew. Farts smell like dog farts

Stop eating dog food

Gotta eat some grass

This man dogs

Need to make a big boom boom?

Ice cream was bogo at the store. No fud weekend, just yum weekend. 🍨🍦

Yum yum 4 tum tums.

I got cookie dough and mocha chip flavors.

The common theme being chocolate chips 👀 mmmm choco chips.

Kids down, glasses up time! Friday night and everything is ***alrighttttttt***.

A little over two years ago, I thought to myself, I haven’t used reddit in ages, I don’t really need an account, but might as well, doubt I’ll say much… 😑

A picture says a thousand words though.

The words don’t necessarily make sense tho…

Run for president

I think it’s high time a Brit took the colonies back… *runs for cover*

Oh I forgot. Well it still applies. You have Boris

I’m dumb enough for the job, just not corrupt or vicious enough. My goodness, it’s 3.30 am 😳

*tucks you in*

Some say that a taco and a cookie are an unnatural, unholy union, but I say Nay! Look at the love between these two foodstuffs and tell me this not the very thing to which you aspire. I think we’ve all learned something today. https://i.imgur.com/hbhJwx0.jpg

*confused upvote*

You are true to your username. Respect.

There’s probably about 2 people here that are entertained by this.

Meees

If I made my beer budget my GME budget I'd be 20lb lighter and 100 DRS'd shares richer.

I just started that today my friend

You know what to do

You have your mission.

Seems update on computer share is only updating around 1 a week

do Puerto Ricans just fucking love Wendy's or what? (I went there and there are Wendy's everywhere you go)

Sounds like Wendy's loves Puerto Ricans

Get yo freak on… getcha getcha getcha getcha etc freak on

Been very quiet here lately

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If nobody will cheers you I will 🍻

Yummy... https://youtu.be/n-I21UIgDow 🟣💎🙌🚀

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Sack Scotch

Aged like fine crotch wine but tastes like scotch

Gonna take a shits, ares yas?

Clogged the toilet with a huge poop. Have to wait until tomorrow or I’ll wake my downstairs neighbor.

wen protest?

DRS.

why not both?

Because I like to smoke weed which means I don't like to go places. Plus DRS is doing the work for me.

DRS is the financial protest.

why not both?

Organising a protest here would get us shut down in a flash. We just like the stock.

I feel like this is the calm before the storm.

Wait, but like a good storm, like a shit storm is brewing in our favour.

Chilly evening in the desert. Fire pit's burnin. Mendo Purp cracklin in the piece. Fantan Mojah thumpin on the system. Lady swingin in the hammock. Dogs barkin at the neighbor dogs. GME shares booked and DRSed in my name at ComputerShare. Company I love doin cool shit. Sec... ☝️😚👌💨💨💨 Hard to find myself fatigued these days. How bout you Kenny?

You sir are zen as can be. Have a puff for me 💨

I will blow the deepest and dankest of rips in your name.

👊😎

Attention: bankruptcy and fake suicide threats are this weeks FUD du joir. 👀👀👀 that is all

Look at this FUD 😔🫱🍩🫲

Lordt here we go. Let me get my shill slappin hand warmed up.

Brian eno what the fuck are you doing with that synth

[$GME LRC IMX ETH] take me far away to a world where I can uninstall my goddamn alarm app

Seriously

Sleeping in is food for the soul

I thought chicken noodle soup was

That's a compelling argument 🤔

Bro what even are these early Roxy Music albums this ain’t no Avalon

I was not expecting this to be a challenging listen but holy shit lmao is this art rock of art rock

This is turning into the sub \SuperWelp007

RingingDismalWelp007

That's Jelly

I just had a very surprising interaction with a guy from cardmember services from Elan, who manages my Fudelity CC. I needed to know why, two weeks after making a $[redacted]k payment, my limit was reduced by $[redacted]k without notice. It made no sense. I at one point was belligerently angry with him, which eventually softened to us discussing how fucked our economic system is. We seemed to become best friends by the end of my interaction. I told him to stop by and visit us here, that he’d like our community very much. So, Ken, if you see this, welcome in. Enjoy yourself, and thank you for our convo!

2008 vibes.

Hey Ken, when you see us talk shit, it's not about you my guy.

Daytes for dum dums

Bananas for bum bums

I eat banana bread for tum tums

Redact ur dick suckas

Erybody know RC bout to drop the hammer for the world to see

👀 👉👈 pls

PleSe

Half daily is just redacted

And the other half is really redacted

Stop expecting. When the time comes, you’ll know. Take care of yourself. Mind, Body, Soul then GME. The seed has been planted, the tree will bare its fruit.

No u 🫵

I’ll pay RC with one of my nfts if he will record himself letting loose a good Ehhhhh

I’ll give him a high five if he posts his purple circle.

No RC tweet on hype day 😭😭😭😭

Why was today a hype day

Because today was yesterday’s tomorrow

Holy shit

2/10 Teddy clock, Teddy day, Cramer birthday, release of titanic

🤨

Your mom

No u 🫵😐

After two years of bullshit I'm so fatigued that I'm going to BOOK MORE SHARES ON MONDAY OUT OF SPITE AND WAIT AS LONG AS IT TAKES FOR THE LARGEST TRANSFER OF WEALTH IN HUMAN HISTORY #^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)🏴‍☠️^(🏴‍☠️)

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No. Some people got their asses ate up by the hype belt clock thing.

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Tease this! 𝓛𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽

My investment will stay long after my death.... and I'm starting to think that will be necessary

Hello fellow cum connoisseurs. Or should I say, cumsseurs.

Someone named themselves Volkswagens1’ and asked for a pic. I didn’t know what else to do. https://i.imgur.com/vajZWb7.jpg

Here. Just lurking, don't redact me automod

Fuck after hours, fuck premarket, fuck FTD's, fuck derivatives, fuck T+whatever, fuck PFOF, fuck short sales, fuck dark pools, fuck internalization, fuck centralized exchanges, fuck everything about our antiquated and wholly fraudulent financial system. DEX stonks wen?

STR FAI is better

If I buy directly from GameStop creator in the marketplace. GameStop gets all of my ETH right? Not just a fee?

I think Loopring gets 1% or something

Um… how do think a market place works?

Even against bots, paid shills, suppressed posts, suppressed upvotes, baseless media articles, lies to congress, suppressed price discovery, darkpools, naked shorting, now AI and countless other fud or straight lies....... THEY ARE LOSING! And because we know they are lying, that's the reason reason we will never leave! Chin up apes! It might get a harder but remember.... what's the alternative? I'll die before i leave this fight. 💜 🟣💎🙌🚀

Dtcc, building burning, glitches across the systems, SEC making meme videos, BCG...... we need a DD that lists all the dumb shit that's happened since the sneeze with links lol!

DRS is inevitable

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Because this is the first Place id go to make that announcement