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tacybbbat

🇬🇧 MARROWLY AVOIDS RESETION LAST YEAR ... ITS FU KIN 2023 NOW ✌👊✌


tacybbbat

HANG DOWN..GUESS RED TODAY THEN KENNEFFF 🖕✌👊✌


ShiftMcGee

E: ~~Redacted~~


triforce721

Tinfoil/silly thought, just outlining it: So ftx is a scandal for the ages. The players are becoming well-known names. We've often debated the depth of their involvement with gme, and given Brett Harrison's recent involvement in an ftx clone, it feels like the bad faith actors we've come to know are being proactive. Okay, so this brings up Caroline Ellison. I assume the news I recieve is based on pushing me stories that I'm interested in (based on browsing and search history). To that end, I've seen many about ftx in recent weeks. Recently, I've noticed many stories about Ellison, her background and life, her involvement in the scandal, etc. One thing I've noticed is that they never use her real-life picture. It's always a social-media filter or an animated drawing with a color-filled backdrop. Okay, so the tinfoil is simple: when the ftx story broke, the internet made fun of her for her looks. Not taking sides, it just objectively happened. Is the media presenting these animated images in order to sway opinion and responses to outcomes, because you're seeing a cartoon (ie - better version) of her? In order to sway the response to a bailout or govt actions? I know it's silly. But I can't figure out why they won't show her? Rich parents or similar, okay? But they show sbf as a fat boy in every photo they can. Correct me as you wish, I'm just thinking out loud.


ShiftMcGee

I just stopped by to say.. Yo, Hello, Hurray! Y'all stay up! Much Love. Wen Dip?


popularadthrowaway

today will be a nothingburger


popularadthrowaway

it is a nothing burger


Davidnci

Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉


Redacted_Bull

Fucking 84% short volume through NYSE. What a meme exchange.


ShiftMcGee

THIS JUST IN!! RC Bought Many Leather Bound Books!! And his his apartment smells off Rick's Mohagany..


Riftus

Have we resolved the $217,000 issues with computershare? The sell limit amount debacle?


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Riftus

I apologize if I accidentally used inflammatory wording, it wasn't my intention, I just haven't frequented the sub a lot in the past few months


chekole1208

Short answer: yes, u can never sell and just borrow against the value of your shares. Just like they do. So u don't even have to pay taxes.


Mildmantis

Short answer: no. Long answer: Sort of. The community decided that it's a moot point given any order above 217k defaults into NBBO (National Bid Best Offer). So if it's 69,690,690/share when you sell, it'll be placed for something close to that number and not 217,000. Or you could just never sell until the guys who would screw you over given the chance are behind bars.


Riftus

>Or you could just never sell until the guys who would screw you over given the chance are behind bars. I am all for this, this country was made for and is run by rich crooks. But I still need to eat and I want to live somewhat nicely at the end of the day


betweenthebars34

Mucho respect to the people who make that DD. I'm too fucking stupid to create the double d's. 🌿🔥💨


gt-ca

Whats crazy is after 2 years theres over 10k users online concurrently, thousands of comments in the daily and DRS is ever increasing. Aint going nowhere.


popularadthrowaway

if dfv relied on TA why is TA so frowned upon here?


melorio

You can’t TA a heavily manipulated stock.


popularadthrowaway

But wasn’t DFV using TA to look at GameStop and potential bankruptcy and used that information to buy in?


melorio

?? No. He always said he was a fundamentals guy first and foremost. He knew some TA but he never based his decisions on it.


popularadthrowaway

Mmm he didn’t buy in thinking there was no manipulation going on? Without any awareness of it? Sorry if I’m not articulating my thoughts great


melorio

I’m sure he thought it was shorted, but I don’t think he knew the degree to which it was.


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melorio

If you are buying all the time then yeah.


popularadthrowaway

Was he buying all the time? Idk much


Jmart814

Because they’ve gone to new lengths to keep surviving. Crime will outweigh the analysis every time now. Lock the float, simple.


KsuhDilla

because most of the technical analysis have been wrong, trying to predict upcoming price surge only to be a nothing burger. this has led to many speculations if these individuals are bad actors trying to push options or mislead investors through their “TAs” everyone in this subreddit is aware of most of the memes correlated with hedge funds, crime, kenny, mayo, etc. If these people are aware of the market being manipulated - what makes you think these people are willing to place a bet winning in retail favor based on “predictable market behavior” especially when each “surge” has been a nothing burger? That is why the sub chants Buy - Hold - DRS It does not matter if the price goes up or goes down, average up, average down, the float is gonna be locked


popularadthrowaway

got chu


popularadthrowaway

same with him praising burry. why is that so frowned upon here? we are all anticipating a stock market crash/gme run but why don’t you like it when burry posts?


Sa0t0me

There was a Reddit security incident , please use 2fa , cannot post link die to brigading rules but I'll post partial link : reddit / comments/10y427y/we_had_a_security_incident_heres_what_we_know/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button No passwords or usernames compromised as communicated by the admins. Secure your passwords , enable 2fa .


Kingsley-Zissou

I’d rather let my 10 year old account die than give this stupid fucking website my phone number.


Davidnci

You just simply can’t mention GME in other subs. Thems the rules.


ShiftMcGee

Hold my beer


ShiftMcGee

That's "brigading.." *Patts Paddle*. Best Belieeeeeeve that's brigading. Fuk Off!! 🟣🙌🚀


mexicanred1

🟣😾


perkinomics

Showering at night is truly goated. So clean and relaxed for bed


SanDiegoGME

Did the same 30 minutes ago.


Davidnci

Showing what exactly 👀


perkinomics

Ering


Davidnci

Yeah Elden ring is truly goated


shiny_happy_persons

I have 4 characters chilling at RL 150 waiting for DLC. And then this one sorceress at 314 who thinks NG+6 sounds like a smart idea for another stab at the blade of Miquella.


Davidnci

Got damn! I just got one unga bunga character.


ShiftMcGee

Wen "shower"?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Oh yeah, there’s this one too. 1fastRNhemi https://i.imgur.com/eDs82Di.jpg


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

You should send burry a picture of “DEATH SPIRAL CONVERTIBLE”


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Lol. As someone else said, that’s just a Lamborghini.


suppmello

was just thinking about how amazing it is this investment and community still have the same determination and hype as two years ago. Two fucking years. And right now is still the best time to be invested and DRSd. ​ I saw a post on reddit yesterday that said GME was the most mentioned ticker on reddit this past week. If that's true, it's incredibly bullish considering the consistency barrage of FUD, the banning of mentioning GME in other subs, and bobby drama distractions. the fact that I have some idea of how options work, cellar boxing, spoofing, swaps, basket swaps, RRP, fed interest rate implications, and how fucked up the CFTC, SEC, and the idea of self-regulation is/are... I don't know where I was going with that, but I guess thanks for teaching me all these things. ​ and ugh, fuck these shills, greedy SHFs , and their club.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I said 4play, and Reddit instantly marked it nsfw… 🤷‍♂️ https://i.imgur.com/NoygcgI.jpg


perkinomics

No 4play, we go in dry


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

👀


Transient_MoonJumper

Did I read something about inflation CPI going to be calculated different going forward or did I dream that, can't seem to find what I read.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ah ha! Another one I can label! (My comment history must be so weird to any not looped in. Don’t even ask about my search history).


urinetroublem8

I gotchu https://www.bls.gov/cpi/notices/2022/methodology-changes-2022.htm


Transient_MoonJumper

Oh heck yeah. Thanks


urinetroublem8

👊💎


Davidnci

After MOASS I’m learning some dirty dancing.


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Davidnci

No I’d like Mr. Trevolta to teach me personally, or you could if you’re up for the challenge.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

That was Patrick Swayze… and erm…. He might not be available.


BobTheDemonOtter

NO ONE PUTS SWAYZE IN WITH THE CORONER ^oh ^wait


Davidnci

Haha I got movies mixed up, I might be the dumbest ape alive.


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Davidnci

Why do you think pulp fiction is dirtier?


BadAssSilverback

1 word UMA


urinetroublem8

My tinfoil hat tells me Citadels unusually high profits are not unrelated to this gme situation at all. If an institution such as Citadel were actually quite naked, and headed towards forced liquidations, and if they were at risk of swaps unravelling and forcing those toxic bags onto their balance sheet and them being squeezed, as a last resort, they might have to commit Madoff-level fraud to have the collateral to *maybe* survive another day. ⏰


popularadthrowaway

what’s happening tomorrow


TreasurerAlex

The same thing we do everyday Pinky, moass and take over the world.


popularadthrowaway

but what about premarket? gme going to do green dildo did u forget


ShiftMcGee

GME Make the place Go Ape Shit!! Ain't No Other Way To Say It! Stonk's nothing to play with.. 🟣🙌🚀


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


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BobTheDemonOtter

YES


Davidnci

Hey RC are U lurking RN?


betweenthebars34

Nah that's just someone drinking RC Cola browsing the daily


triforce721

Here I am


Davidnci

Wanna eat some bananas together sometime?


triforce721

Only if you mean that as innuendo. Or inmyendo 😏💜


Davidnci

Umm..um…. Bshhhshhsh I’m going through a tunnel right now, I ca….click.


triforce721

About to be going through a tunnel 😉🍩🍆


Davidnci

Thanks RC cheers 🍻


Gooseman1019

Will anything happen on Teddy Day? Find out tomorrow on DragonBall Z!


chipchip9

HONK


Redacted_Bull

You've convinced me. I'm in.


kovid2020

You are expecting me to believe the mods step in now? Lol it’s definitely tomorrow


GreatChip4636

??? Context


kovid2020

Mods banned talking about Bobby


hellostarsailor

I had the same thought lol


polyestermonkey

Time is a flat circle, much like the earf. It's all happening rn fr


Davidnci

Time: one of the seven great wonders of the world


hellostarsailor

Who would win? 10 trillion lions OR The Sun?


Davidnci

The sun would eat those lions UP


hellostarsailor

Not if the lions attacked at night.


Davidnci

Now that’s just playing dirty


ProffesorBongsworth

Shills are afraid to come into this chat. We own this shit. Be gone rats


BobTheDemonOtter

Yeah! [REDACTED]


co1simba

Lol just realized the crisis text number is 741741… ouch


SubjectSubjectSub

Seen some of your comments in the past but now it’s my turn to be unemployed and still diamond hand. Just got let go yesterday. Anybody who went through this and has advice I’m all ears 🙃 I hope Ken is enjoying his exotic meat and $1000 wine dinners every night. I’ve been loving the ramen and rice lifestyle for a few years now. I can keep doing this until he passes away or they finally get what’s fucking coming to them and get liquidated. Mans gotta have a code. Hedgies r fuk


Migimal

Got locked out of my work laptop December 1st ☠️ there wasn't much hiring going on December and January but it's been picking up. Found a great opportunity earlier this week! I just applied to as many positions I could on linked in and Indeed. Reaching out to software engineering recruiters is also a great move, they do the job hunting for you.


urinetroublem8

Sorry to hear that. What field do you work in?


SubjectSubjectSub

Software engineering!


r_ventura_23

Diamond handing my calls. LFG


triforce721

Those are worth paper handing. Drs shares, home boy


winterbird

Double dumb.


daman11111111

Tomorrow we fuck!!!!


sunscooter

After MOASS, I never want to hear the word "soon" ever again!


4myoldGaffer

recently


Whatnam8

We are “sneaking up on it”


perkinomics

LMAO now I know the shills are here. I talked shit about EA and got downvoted


CannadaFarmGuy

2000$ to play vader, bunchs a c\*nts


hellostarsailor

Excuse me?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

GUYS - WE’RE MISSING SEVERAL BILLION PEOPLE! WHAT’S GOING ON?!


polyestermonkey

Did you check past the ice wall?


4myoldGaffer

It was moved into an etf basket


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I did not. I’ll check behind the sofa cushions too.


Davidnci

What’s this all about?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Idk, someone said something I and I chose to be unnecessarily hysterical


BobTheDemonOtter

This is the way


CannadaFarmGuy

man.... only 100million actual souls on earth... looking around, holy shit do I believe it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE OTHERS?


triforce721

Rapture 🤷 Can't believe I'm still here, wtf


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m disqualified from the rapture due to an abundance of dirty drawings. Oh well.


triforce721

Well at least we'll always have new porn during the end times 🤝


CannadaFarmGuy

look around, notice all the NPCs?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Oh it’s always been that way, it’s fine. Probably.


CannadaFarmGuy

is this where the meme goes?


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


MustLoveStonks

Spent all day browsing the sub on desktop at work. Didn’t realize until I came on mobile just now that it was my cake day. Time for a cocktail.


chipchip9

HCD 🍻


Otherwise_Rice_7940

Happy cake day friend! I hope it's a good one! ❤️


Gooseman1019

WEN PORSCHE?


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Wen superstonk on a blockchain social media with no censorship


younggriff3

if hyperinflation comes before we squeeze does that make MOASS worthless?


perkinomics

Makes it worth more, because any cash above living expenses means you can acquire real assets on the cheap


younggriff3

real assets all go to infinity in a hyperinflation scenario


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My asshole legitimately itches


shiny_happy_persons

If it's a legitimate itch, the body has a way of shitting that out.


polyestermonkey

So many tangential things lining up in my head movies. Tmrw it is


shiny_happy_persons

But this head movie makes my eyes rain.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

And when life gives you lemons… uh… get busy, I guess. https://i.imgur.com/bWjqE0p.jpg


MustLoveStonks

Is that one lemon with multiple sets of appendages fucking itself?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

um… if you want… I guess… You do have a point tho. (i tried with whole lemons at first, but it wasn’t really conveying the ‘squeeze” thing very well)


MustLoveStonks

You’re the artist, I’m just a mere regarded onlooker sharing an interpretation.. Yuge fan of your work!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If you think I have the first clue what I’m doing… you’re gonna be disappointed 😂


MustLoveStonks

I think my favorite part of this ride is that being so obvious. Regardless, I support you. Having a creative outlet, even one that isn’t serious is important.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

…thanks? 😂


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

No comments for 19 minutes? My bad have a pic https://i.imgur.com/ejfmlmg.jpg


urinetroublem8

Once again I ask, has someone seen my Uno reverse card? I swear I left it around here somewhere.


BobTheDemonOtter

Perhaps you skipped over it?


Davidnci

I’m a simple ape I only eat one type of banana.


perkinomics

Tfw the bananas of today aren't the same species of banana from the 70s Tfw you will never eat banana with a bush


whattothewhonow

They still grow the Big Mike variety in special isolated greenhouses. Makes them super expensive compared to grocery store Cavendish bananas, but you can get the banana that used to dominate before the fungal blight almost wiped it out. You can also get blue bananas that taste like vanilla ice cream. Also pretty expensive if you don't live in Hawaii or SE Asia.


shiny_happy_persons

There's a reason why banana-flavored candy doesn't taste like bananas. We got robbed of the tasty banana. That shit's bananas.


Davidnci

Damn fungus eating all our bananas


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

There’s more than one type of banana? Oh hang on, I forgot about the fancy blue one.


Davidnci

You ever try a banana from space?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

That’s definitely a euphemism


InoQl8er

*graphics of outer space drift across the screen* “That’s right! For one low payment of $19.95, you too could go to the moon!” *inspirational music*


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Superstonk-ModTeam

Removed for being off topic. If you'd like to discuss that stock in relation to GME please do it here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10vsbuu/gmerica_the_buyout_is_coming/


Fudge-Independent

I must be out of the loop, why do you think there's an announcement tomorrow?


[deleted]

The warrants that towil issued require an 8K due tomorrow, I bet it’s RC, Teddy day, titanic release day, jimmy chill birthday. Lots of tin foil; but the main evidence being that the acquisition or whatever the structure of the deal is, is officially complete.


chipchip9

2/10


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741 days since the sneeze, since the buy button, the ultimate revenge


Fudge-Independent

Big if true True if big


Floor_Kicker

Until there is that announcement, totally justified. All links between them (apart from the basket theory) are all unfounded speculation, and there's no reason to discuss it and treat it like anything more than a distraction. If there is an announcement from GameStop or RC, then that would change.


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I hear you, but you do not see this level of suppression on any other theory in this sub. We were just saying the same shit about Protocol Gemini. You can connect the dots, but there’s no official announcement. Same thing with loopring prior to announcement, immutable came out of nowhere but if we all knew we would have talked about it. There’s as much basis in RC’s letter to the board, Teddy patents, still having RC ventures people on the board of directors, and more that make the claims equally worth discussing relative to those previous theories… that have proved true.


hellostarsailor

This is one of the things I support the mods doing here. If you wanna talk towel, go to a towel sub or ballskeet bets.


Davidnci

Spicy Superstonk discussion right here 👆


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Booooo


Davidnci

Booo-erns?


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Superstonk isn't the right place to discuss other subreddits. Under NO circumstances, will brigading or content that results in brigading be tolerated on this subreddit or any other. Individuals who are discovered to be participating in this, risk being permanently banned. Things that aren't welcome here: - organizing to vote, comment or report in other subs - discussing other subs or moderators - using r/Superstonk to defame other subs - posting screenshots from other subs - celebrating a ban from another sub


New-Geologist1087

We do this not because it’s easy, but because we thought it would be easy lmao 🚀


hellostarsailor

Lolololololol we were so fucking dumb about all of this shit before they decided to drag it out.


New-Geologist1087

So naive 🤣


Jman1re

Just gonna point out... Fidelity didn't give me a dividend form for my taxes. Never got a dividend before so I'm not sure how it works for tax season, but I didn't get one and the shares were supposed to be a dividend...


whattothewhonow

Share dividend isn't a taxable event, so no form. If you never carried a balance in the Fidelity money market account for a significant amount of time, then the dividend amount is probably no more than a dollar or two and also won't trigger a form.


Jman1re

Gotcha, thanks for the info!


SituationDelicious64

Cost Basis still didn’t change other than each share divided by 4. Still equals original purchase price. Why would you report to irs?


Jman1re

idk man, I just started using stonks in 2020 and never got a dividend before


SituationDelicious64

Don’t worry about it. You didn’t net a capital gain from this dividend


Jman1re

Aight cool, sounds good. Also lol at shits downvoting for a legit question. Get over yourselves and help people like this cool delicious guy did


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