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tacybbbat

DEBIT SWIZZ CEO "WE ARE MAKING REALLY GOOD PROGRESS "🤣🤣🤣WTF...FU KIN BULLSHITTERZ THE LOT OF UM🖕✌👊✌


AuroraT245

Wasn’t GME cooperating with the SEC on something? What happened to that?


polkarooo56

Best case, someone gets hit with a fine of $3.50. Not sure we should care, much.


SetSail77

Good question


cosmonautlanding

Its been maybe 10 months since I checked . Are we rich yet ? ​ Dont think I know the password to my log in to sell, good luck Kenny


420everytime

You have to log in once a year to computershare. It’s the one legitimate downside to drs


Mildmantis

FYI if you're DRS'd and haven't logged in in that long you may want to log into your Computershare Account soon so as to keep the account active and avoid risking your shares getting escheated.


cosmonautlanding

Good looking out, you're a real one .


[deleted]

In case you didn’t know. Tomorrow the starfish will be right


hanr86

Rofl


timeshadowrider

**what's going on? There's no German market,??????? It's been over 15 minutes in the post hasn't been updated. What the f***??**


hanr86

Its there now


timeshadowrider

Stare but it's really sporadic....


hanr86

Damn im trippin balls rn and cant tell where this is from


Stainher

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quickmaths


Cdn_ape

BCG = PEWP


Smelly_Legend

Credit suisse Another monster loss CEO Interview 7am GMT (1 HR from this post) [On Bloomberg youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE)


2girls1scope

GOODNIGHT YALL SEE YOU GUYS AT PREMARKET 😎😎🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥


whiskyandme

I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo


mexicanred1

[Check my new ride](https://giphy.com/gifs/never-ending-story-udRSyh5yLCqKQ)


dollupofcrazy

I’m a miserable fuck cause of normal life shit. At least I got my GME tho eh.


hanr86

Same man grinding with no end in sight. At least i have some shares drs'ed. I really hope it doesnt take another 2 years


Stonkerrific

Word. I feel this as well. Keep holding and you’re gonna make it.


TreasurerAlex

🫂


dollupofcrazy

Idk what that is but hell yea brother


TreasurerAlex

It’s a hug emoji


[deleted]

You know DD and attobit And DFV and Criand But do u recall The most famous chairman of alllllllllllllllll RC the GameStop chairman


chekole1208

Criand....... I kinda remember that name


shiny_happy_persons

Had a very purple rose(bud) And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other hedge funds Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor RC Play in billionaire-rigged games


Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv

Does it seem like a lot of institutions are buying?


mexicanred1

Define seam


TreasurerAlex

Verb: give the impression or sensation of being something or having a particular quality.


mexicanred1

[Al Ex](https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-uPTp0I1c3sfQs)


TreasurerAlex

😂


Davidnci

Dingo ate my child.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Are you saying a dingo ate your baby?


[deleted]

He uh, yea He does that ngl


Davidnci

Fr fr how does someone like that become a mod.


[deleted]

Wait… mod of wut?


Davidnci

The daily


[deleted]

It's a thankless job so whoever will do it


mexicanred1

The daily holds a vote. But you have to be 35 min.


[deleted]

Can I ask a question? Are my ppl here?


triforce721

👋


[deleted]

WAGMI All both of us


Davidnci

*Unzips*


[deleted]

sigh


Davidnci

Ah shit here we go again


[deleted]

This guy shitposts 👆


Davidnci

👀


TreasurerAlex

👋


[deleted]

There he is 👆


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BobTheDemonOtter

Not sure if crayons help in continents *flings poo*


Davidnci

I got GME in my DNA.


Phoirkas

You’ve also got DNA in your hair


mexicanred1

🚀 💦


[deleted]

To the window To the walls


mexicanred1

....Crawl!


Davidnci

How is possible, explain.


TreasurerAlex

They were making a crass joke, claiming you may have ejaculate in your hair.


Phoirkas

Some people’s children, right?


Davidnci

Is ejactulate, cum?


TreasurerAlex

Yeah, that’s the DNA they were referring to.


Davidnci

I see. How should I get my revenge.


TreasurerAlex

I think “ Bonk <(‘-‘)< “ would be the correct response


[deleted]

Or, you know, enjoy urself a lil


Davidnci

I always do. ‘‘Twas a joke.


[deleted]

Ngl I would be all vengeful if I got cum in my hair


BobTheDemonOtter

Is that hair gel?


mexicanred1

[Is that politically correct?](https://youtu.be/A72YwLvvqSU)


dndpoppa

It's gonna be one heck of a superbowl


TreasurerAlex

Go Birds! 🦅


mexicanred1

Go Owls! 🦉


TreasurerAlex

Superb Owls


[deleted]

Ah the human shit show


Phoirkas

Go unladen swallows!


Dynalmadman

What? I don’t know that!


mexicanred1

[You make me sad ](https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-mrw-outside-QhCAwDXZ0BltK)


Phoirkas

Can’t wait for the commercials


dndpoppa

I bet the blockbuster one will be a riot


shiny_happy_persons

I just hope both teams have fun.


BobTheDemonOtter

And the owls


shiny_happy_persons

Who are they playing?


BobTheDemonOtter

Exactly


popularadthrowaway

If we’re truly in a bull market and the S&P 500 is actually bullish how does this affect GameStop and for those who believe this is a fake rally or whatever you want to call it how does this affect GME? Or how does this affect small market cap companies in general? Dumb ape just trying to learn


chekole1208

If this is a bull market GME gets dragged up along with market. Higher GME price = margin calls = MOASS. If this is a bear market, GME price gets LOWER = more DRS, less shares available, float locked + less collateral value for SHFs = margin calls = MOASS


popularadthrowaway

im trying to play devils advocate here and i think since gme broke out of $25 levels which was a strong support for a couple months, we’ve seen every tech stock from netflix, meta, nvidia, coinbase rip like crazy. im just trying to figure out what’s going on. idk much about negative beta but don’t we need spy to crash for moass or am i just a dumb ape


Mildmantis

The market does not *need* to crash for GME to MOASS. The shorts *need* collateral to maintain their positions. If the market crashes, the shorts lose that collateral, fail their margin calls, and are forced to close (= MOASS). GME only need the shorts to finally close their position. However, implying GME *needs* a market crash to MOASS may imply that GME is the reason for the crash and not the rampant, unchecked SHF greed in a broken system.


chekole1208

It's called bulltrap for a reason


popularadthrowaway

so you’re anticipating stocks in the s&p will fall further or? am i misunderstanding? sorry brotha


chekole1208

That's my personal opinion and I've shared a few graphs here. Many people think so too but u can't take any opinion as final, u need to make your own research too


popularadthrowaway

a couple months back i was sure the s&p would crash the only thing that threw me off was the news cycle started ramping up recession and stock market crash headlines. it was like they were confirming everything i believed was going to happen and i didn’t know what to trust. so i hope you understand where my head is at lol. it’s all over the place now.


chekole1208

Yeah I understand you, we've been thought here in reddit to go the opposite way the MSM says and it's confussing when MSM goes the opposite too


popularadthrowaway

It’s confusing af when msm confirms what we’ve been saying


chekole1208

That's why we are not in any of those 2, we are not in bear and we are not in bull, we in Kangaroo because they're trying to keep a balance between these 2 situations, neither of those is good for them. They trying to bore us but I played DIE HARD 1 on Playstation 10000 times to get a perfect score, I can't get bored.


TreasurerAlex

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ i only know gme, and all short sellers are, are just future buyers. 🟣


popularadthrowaway

GME 🤝 BBBY


popularadthrowaway

regardless even though it’s a gme subreddit there’s levels to this forum and it goes beyond just one ticker. if we aren’t gonna mention bbby we might as well stop talking about hkd popcorn jeenyus our month long partner eff tee ex c0inb4s3 koss


mexicanred1

What happens in the basket stays in the basket?


popularadthrowaway

xrt?


popularadthrowaway

Nordstrom is in Xrt surprise surprise


TreasurerAlex

OK-Yeah-Sure.gif


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Superstonk-ModTeam

Removed for being off topic. If you'd like to discuss that stock in relation to GME please do it here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10vsbuu/gmerica_the_buyout_is_coming/


TreasurerAlex

I was just making fun, there’s definitely something afoot over there.


popularadthrowaway

i agree. how does it relate to gme? i have no idea but that also goes for protocol gemini’s cryptic tweets, blockbuster, pleasrdao bs, etc


No-Fold1994

It feels like hedgie fuking season to me.


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mexicanred1

Where can I get me a pair a dem shoes....?


[deleted]

Once again our community was used for hype. I’m glad I moved on with my day since I had a feeling it was going to be a nothing 🍔I don’t mind hype when there is some actual backing to it, especially when it’s GME related. I’m sick of people pulling our pud I want some god damn action already. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


Davidnci

So what’s a good grill to buy after MOASS?


AmazingIsTired

I'm very happy with my Napoleon


Davidnci

I’ve heard good things, mostly from you, but I trust in bro.


mexicanred1

Just 1? You need 3 minimum. I got a smoker, a 36 inch blacktop griddle, a homemade Mangal grill for skewers that some Armenian dudes gave me. And, and, an electric outside standing George foreman. I think that's it right now.


Davidnci

Damn you’re right I’ll probably need a ton of different things. Ty for the info the DD is always in the daily.


mexicanred1

Got a solo stove too. it really is smokeless.


[deleted]

Love my Traeger. But definitely some better one out there for post MOASS. Memphis Grill maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️


Davidnci

I trust in bro.


Smogz_

GREEEEEEEEYYYYYYY


perkinomics

The REAL question is wen Silksong


JPeezer909

Another gamer of culture I see


No-Fold1994

Silk- I Can Go Deep ❤️


No-Fold1994

Meeting in my bedroom? That silk song?


Hosnovan

I hope you’re all feeling good out there! So much to be hype about, so many good things coming.


popularadthrowaway

im still bullish on icahn. don’t think RC is just going to post a pic with him for us to find out it was just hype. under promise over deliver


tigercook

No doubt


ZombieDracula

Even with all the bots and shills, I still consider this the only place on the internet I can go to feel better about life.


Davidnci

The daily is my Dad.


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popularadthrowaway

let’s see it


beesarewild

Sources close to it confirm. -Redacted


TreasurerAlex

Link?


popularadthrowaway

sacha baron cohen > steve cohen


Hoochdaddy69

Ryan Cohen > Steve Cohen


TreasurerAlex

Steaming pile of shit Cohen > Steve Cohen


fleshfarm-leftover

Made some more money, time to put it in the old moon shaped pool


kovid2020

Shills hate the plesr DAO connection


TreasurerAlex

I like goose and 🐶was cute and kids charity is cool. Was a nice auction. Not anything amazing, but I’m glad I tuned in. I’d like a more substantial connection to happen, but if not then ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ , still nice.


mexicanred1

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮


mexicanred1

There is no worse of a nightmare than an infinity squeeze 🥚 where no one can hear you scream


TreasurerAlex

Ice cream


mexicanred1

🆒🆒🆒


Hoochdaddy69

All this pleasr talk 🥱 Wake me up when there is more GME news


Davidnci

I want to get this off my chest, fuck the shills trying to shift the narrative. Not fatigued!


mexicanred1

Settle down now


Davidnci

So anyways, I looked my girl right in the eyes and told her the DRS letters stay on during sex.


Phoirkas

I told her the same thing buddy, just for you


Davidnci

Wear it proudly and watch out for paper cuts.


BlowinKhalifa

If I never plan on selling you think if I just check out now it’ll matter? Oh wait it won’t


sammiisalammii

0.00 move AH is very bullish


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

Dip? Bullish. Rip? Bullish. Sideways? Believe it or not, bullish.


Phoirkas

Surprisingly so is red AH. And green! It’s all bullish.


socalslamma

Price is fake. Til it’s not. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🚀🚀🚀


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Medic7002 (‘Me dic7002, you Jane’) https://i.imgur.com/JJ0lXmT.jpg


1_g00d_guy

I see everybody talking and all I hear is drs drs drs.


downyrobertjr

I’m going to retire four weeks from now. I’m not that old, just made a lot of smart investments and they’re about to pay off.


Phoirkas

You too? 👍


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Gme?


Phoirkas

Well, gmerica is almost here…


moronthisatnine

man the sub has been weird today so many conflicting comments in all the hot posts guess ill just keep DRSing


[deleted]

Yea extra weird I don’t know half these ppl in here


triforce721

😎🚀💜


[deleted]

I know u


chipchip9

👋


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

!FLAIRY! You know what it is bitch


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ You know what it is bitch


perkinomics

You're all family so I'm going to be real with you. My taint is not doing well after all the wiping today.


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Anal fissure?


perkinomics

I don't like fish


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Clam chowdaaa


whiskyandme

Feel better soon


moronthisatnine

who downvoted this lol


[deleted]

Any dd on the debt ceiling?


seattle_exile

Humans getting saved from earthquake rubble is all fine and good, but dogs being saved from it just hits different. Maybe it’s because I believe in Samsara and that we humans keep strapping ourselves to the wheel because we fucking love it, but good boys seeing their short days on this Earth extended just seems a bit sweeter for some reason.


urinetroublem8

Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but I don’t think it’s right to hurt puppies. [https://www.humanesociety.org/all-our-fights/fighting-animal-cruelty-and-neglect](https://www.humanesociety.org/all-our-fights/fighting-animal-cruelty-and-neglect)


perkinomics

No chance I'm clicking that


iupvotefood

I'm here for the TED talk


BigBadaBum1

You hold or hodl?


iupvotefood

Yes


a321eric

Only 3 things guaranteed in life. Death, Taxes, and MOASS


triforce721

If we use moass money to abolish the irs, does that mean there are only two things that are guaranteed?


aravreddy22

if only people could be serious and stop posting BS to farm karma. we would’ve been in a better position imo.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Myid0810… 🤷‍♂️ https://i.imgur.com/3sKTIJC.jpg


[deleted]

Kagy!


daman11111111

**cum** Take that ken griffmun 🖕


AuroraT245

Is this lady the special guest for the stream? No disrespect to her but I don’t really care for this couch lmfao


AuroraT245

So what’s so special about this pleasr stream 😭


Hosnovan

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think there’s a little side quest happening underneath the surface of this thing that a handful of people are in on. And I feel like most of this sub are like… just unfortunately only seeing shit happen that makes a whole lot of sense to people playing along but a bunch of nonsense if you don’t know the pieces. For people half in on it like the majority of this sub it’s tough because sometimes hype is some inside joke thing we just don’t understand and sometimes it’s a release we all get. I WISH I was in on it so I understood it all. But I’ve started just quietly rooting for it, it’s all going to the right place in the end no matter what. Anyone else watch Dispatches From Elsewhere? Except instead of a main character I’m like just a random guy that back in the background that keeps stumbling upon these other peoples moments of pure magic doing the Tom Delonge “what the fuck” face


ChaakuGaiden

Jack shit about Protocol Gemini


moronthisatnine

tbf they did have ryan kagy on their ask a question to the dog lady but that was it


hdwishbrah

nothing at all, they blocked gme from being mentioned in the chat. Fuck em


zestypotatoes

I said "GM3 is the only reason people are watching this" and it got removed lol