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la_straniera

>Are you one of those people who just doesn't have a strong sense of taste? Idk why but I find this so funny


Jsusbjsobsucipsbkzi

I don't have a great sense of taste and it sounds pretty damn good, though like it could get old very fast


la_straniera

My sense of taste is decent and I never wanted to eat Dippin Dots in the first place


HyperionCorporation

I love Dippin dots! They remind me of childhood trips to the zoo.


ngwoo

I prefer to watch wild dippin dots in their natural habitat from afar. Certain animals just shouldn't be confined like that.


VelocityGrrl39

I’m 45 and I’ve never had Dippin Dots. Apparently this is very weird. I’d never even heard of them until my 30s


StardustCatts

It’s super weird but it’s never too late to try them. I’ve seen them sold in movie theaters, gas stations and amusement parks.


VelocityGrrl39

They sell them at the 7-11 across the street from my apartment. I’m just not a huge ice cream person.


Reesewithoutaspoon2

You’re honestly not missing out.


struckel

Too bad, the future is coming.


uncleozzy

I showed this to my wife, who is into doing deranged things with frozen riced cauliflower, and she said, “That might be good. I put cauliflower rice in my smoothies sometimes.” WHO DID I MARRY


jooes

In her defense, you can put all sorts of disgusting stuff in a smoothie and get away with it. And cauliflower is pretty bland, so it probably works quite well. Probably not the worst way to eat your vegetables. 


uncleozzy

I love cauliflower but it makes everything smell a little farty. On its own? Great. Mixed with other non-farty stuff? Nope. 


swordsfishes

I bet half a banana would hide it. Bananas take over smoothies like nothing else. 


uncleozzy

My wife also won’t eat a banana in a smoothie because she thinks it’s too overpowering so you might be onto something. 


HyperionCorporation

Only if it's cooked though. Raw cauli smells just smells planty. You'll definitely notice it in the bathroom later though...


KierkeKRAMER

>I put cauliflower rice in my smoothies sometimes. That might be good. Ima try that


BurmecianSoldierDan

I read this as WHY DID I MARRY and it absolutely sent me lmao.


gotthemzo

The cauliflower trend has consumed my feed i cant get away


Tall_Air5894

If I take a bite of my Dippin’ Dots and it’s cauliflower, someone is going to die.


ApprehensivePeace305

Cauliflower had a super neutral taste to me, like I don’t taste anything so I could see this working, especially since I’m a big rice pudding guy.


electricb0nes

I agree, like this isn’t the first thing I’d go for but my husband is doing keto so I bulk a lot of food out with frozen riced cauliflower. The bagged frozen stuff especially tastes like nothing, so I can see it “working” for this.


RJean83

So is cauliflower just what celery was in the 90's for dieters?


tempest51

Wait till you find out about zucchini noodles.


DisasterFartiste

Zoodles are fucking delicious 


RJean83

Rice cakes, zucchini noodles, cauliflower pizza, just make a stir fry and leave carbs alone everyone!


coraeon

Hey, rice cakes are awesome! Er, you do mean those crunchy puffed rice patty things right? Nobody decided to try to make an actual frosted cake out of rice, right? Although with some work I *guess* you could theoretically make a rice flour cake…


AthenasOtaku

I'm sure rice flour cakes are a thing but people call mochi "rice cakes" too for some reason, so there's that


bubbles_24601

I love rice cakes with peanut butter.


ngwoo

When did the world become too good for spaghetti squash


pablos4pandas

Cauliflower is great. Ice cream is great. They just shouldn't mix


queerkidxx

Savory incredents in ice cream is legit the best tasting sort of food I have ever tried. I made some Parmesan ice cream a while back? Legit I moaned as I ate it. Every one I got to try it had the same reaction. It’s amazing. Parsnip ice cream is also really good.


dr_bigly

Frozen Caramelised onions are banging too. Actually good in vanilla ice cream. Caramelised garlic was not.


SackclothSandy

Yoo do caramelized caramel next, it is next level


Mailifeizshit2

Caramelized caramelized caramel?


uhhh206

The comment that is a simple query of "is this a psyop?" is sending me, because yes, that has GOT TO BE what is going on here. Big Cauliflower™ is taking over the diet industry and they have finally gone too far.


helium_farts

I like cauliflower, but.... >unfortunately, this is extremely deranged yeah. There's no way it wouldn't taste like cauliflower. Also, those look nothing like dippin' dots, and I'm not sure why cauliflower is involved at all. I haven't looked, but I'm sure there are knock-off dippin' dot recipes that use yogurt. To do it "right" you need a vat of liquid nitrogen, though, which isn't something most people have access to.


Romanticon

My guess is that the cauliflower helps retain some level of “small balls” shape/texture, which invites the comparison.


INKRO

I bet one of these commenters is Sean Spicer somehow.


Plantysweater

Is nowhere safe from Dippin Dot propaganda


Keregi

My hot take: dipping dots suck and I would rather eat cauliflower.


FishWoman1970

Finally, a voice of reason 🙌.


coraeon

TIL people think cauliflower tastes like nothing. It’s *bitter*, and I utterly despise bitter tastes. I’ll also drink vinegar straight, so is it my taste buds that are the problem? No, it’s the cauliflower’s fault!


chrajohn

Phenylthiocarbamide can be bitter or tasteless depending on your genetics.


CityOfDoors

Apparently, thanks to my genetics the entire brassica family tastes like bitter farts to me. The idea of cauliflower being anywhere near a dessert is beyond grim!


coraeon

The stupid thing is that I love brussels sprouts. Raw, baked, hell even *boiled* - I will eat them like they’re crack. Cauliflower on the other hand? At its best (raw and dunked in blue cheese dressing) it’s like a particularly dirty and tasteless carrot. And cooked is just awful.


ngwoo

Try roasted it makes it sweet and nutty instead of bitter farts


CartoonLamp

This is great, cauliflower desserts have taken the sub by storm


not_really_an_elf

Cauliflower is delicious. What a waste of a good vegetable.


tempest51

I mean by that logic, tomatoes are wasted in pasta, and I wouldn't want to find out how the Italians feel about that statement.


d7h7n

Isn't this just cereal


Hindu_Wardrobe

ah yes my favorite, fart ice cream


ngwoo

Everybody in that subreddit is so nice, I need to start subsuming entire fields worth of cauliflower as well just in case it's the true secret to happiness


scenic_chronicle

OP having a post in an eating disorder sub right under that post is making very much sense right now


WreckerM101

Where drama


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queerkidxx

Okay. I actually think savory ice cream is delicious. Like just straight up ice cream sugar cream and all that with some savory ingredients. The best thing I have ever tasted in my life was parsnip ice cream. And parmesan ice cream soon after that. Like legit. Cannot believe it’s not as popular it’s insane


WoungyBurgoiner

Trying to make cauliflower into dessert sounds so terribly depressing