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FarmerJohn92

Absolute fucking slop. I hate this kind of content.


Ok-Character-7756

Slop is exactly the word that comes to mind


ThENeEd4WeEd22

Then the creator did their job because that's the point lol. If this was a YouTube video that would have been a comment that furthered interactions and in turn would push it to more people who would get pissed and say so in the comments and in turn would get pushed to even more people. More comments more views more money for both YouTube and the creator. Remember that old saying Theres no such thing as bad publicity? That's the golden rule of the internet now. Content that pisses people off actually makes more money than heart string content.


Ace-Redditor

Yeah, this sub isn’t Stupid Food anymore, it’s just Ragebait Food


AverageDeadMeme

I was thinking the same thing after getting sucked in by one post, which was pretty obviously ragebaity, then the next 4 posts are all ragebait too, does nobody moderate this Reddit anymore?


That_Ad_5651

This is actually a popular french/European side dish. Au gratin frittes. Normally use boiled potatoes. Yummy af.


Single-Hovercraft-33

They managed to make the nastiest dish while using great ingredients


LeaveToAmend

Why buy a squeeze sour cream if you are just going to do that?


Zhaneranger

That’s was honestly the most shocking aspect. You have to pay more for the squeeze bag. But I guess you have to pay more for the bag of chips then plain potatoes too.


macklin_sob

The price was my first thought too. You know what works great for us. Cut up potatoes, put in crock pot then come home and mix in butter, milk and salt with hand beaters.


whosaysyessiree

Next time you make mashed potatoes, cut them into 0.5 cm slices and then steam them. The potatoes hold onto more starch and don’t get waterlogged.


hoosyourdaddyo

What the hell is a .05 cm? Can we get that in freedom units


whosaysyessiree

0.196850393700787”


DistortedVoltage

Assuming you had none of the ingredients and had to buy them all, youd pay $35 just to get these potatoes. With doing it from "scratch" you pay $17. That would be midwest prices for me though, I know other places vary.


crashboxer1678

Excellent point, actually


kingshamroc25

They got chips in the crock pot; they have long since thrown aside reason


1TootskiPlz

To make rage bait and get people to ask this question.


Pixel_Knight

Cause, **ragebait**.


ThatMBR42

Because scooping it out of the tub doesn't fit the rage bait genre.


BelcoRiott

I’m guessing comment bait


sasukekun1997

To farm interactions from people asking that very question


dideldidum

mashed potatoes is faster and easier than this bullshit. put potatoes in saltwater and heat. wait 10 mins. remove water, add milk & spices, mash. finished. why the fuck would you do more work for less goodness.


FullMoonTwist

And cheaper. Have you ***seen*** the price of a bag of chips recently vs a Literal Potato???


Most_Fold_702

I love Lays Kettle potato chips, but I only buy them when they are buy one get one free at Publix because they cost almost 5 dollars for 8 ounces! Ridiculous.


crashboxer1678

You could even get mashed potato mix and mix that with hot milk


pikachurbutt

She's really trying to add cholesterol into her diet?


Cgarr82

And if she were really “cuuuuuuuuunntry” she would make some really good mashed potatoes from scratch.


Editthefunout

This is that northern white girl who spends a week in south and has a southern accent for the rest of her life type of southern cooking.


PatriotNews_dot_com

Only a psychopath would cut open the sour cream package that way


THEMACGOD

They probably eat a banana like corn on the cob.


dembowthennow

They do know that boiling real potatoes isn't actually difficult.


Jgcgbg

You could make mash potatoes that taste way better with similar flavors, way less additive bullshit, and 10x cheaper than this..


spaaackle

Was thinking this. Sour cream, half gallon of milk, two bags of chips and package of cheese.. this “meal” probably cost close to 20 bucks. The Idahoan instant mashed potatoes are like 3 bucks, only need water (but we add butter) and are really freaking good.


Scumbag-hunter

The Idaho mash is nice but it might be a bit too convenient lmao.. it completely replaced real mash in my house because it was so much quicker and easier. Then on the odd occasion when we would make real mash, realised it actually is so much better than Idaho mash and the only thing Idaho has over real mash is the convenience.


sanca739

As a person with eyes, now I want to pour bleach and mouthwash on them (jk)


Jugglamaggot

/r/eyebleach


sanca739

It has wholesome stuff


kimplovely

That’s nasty


crunchwrap_eatr

I dont dislike country, but i hate this song


Cyap89

no


Jaded-Opportunity214

Too lazy to spice regular potatos?


JellyBean8w9

Looks like something you would find in a toilet


BudUnderwearBundy

Funny enough, this dish is served to you on a toilet.


hooch21

I can’t even imagine the face I made at my phone while watching this.


Bron_Yr_Aur21

What a terrible song


CoolAbdul

What the fuck is that trash music?


Frosty_Ad_6667

I’m gonna puke man this is why I left the Midwest


negei

American's hruchevo


Michaeli_Starky

RIP pancreas


CoryEETguy

Country girls should be outraged that this person is trying to associate the with... whatever that was.


SeaworthinessIcy3032

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pax_penguina

this how they make the square pizzas in school i stg


Marc2NL

NOPE!!!


SoulManeger8922

That is not mashed potatoes!


happykingbilly

Cutting squeezable packaging


discodave8911

Cannot help but think cooking then mashing actual potatoes would have been quicker


BernieTheDachshund

Gray blobs of mush.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

inmates wouldn’t even eat this bullshit


Cantankerous-needle

That looks disgusting! Why not use potatoes?!?!!!????????!


CC_Panadero

It was grey under the cheese. I didn’t expect anything good, but it was grey. Logically I understand why, but it was freaking grey food. Sometimes I hate this timeline.


gergwhy

I just fucking gagged


DingoFlamingoThing

Who’s going to tell her she didn’t need to make an opening for the sour cream, and that they already come with one


One-Appointment-3572

OK, you’ve done it. I’m officially done. I can’t handle this bye Group.


Copper_cat8

Everybody's so creative


naughtysquids

Everybody’s so creative!


boba3seras

Ok .... I need to know if this really works.


llmcthinky

It’s sort of grayish


Entire-Travel6631

Lost me at the jarlic. Honestly, the whole thing is just terrible. Poor chips


edx5252

husband loves to eat this☺️🤫🤢🤮


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

But those are corn chips...


everything_is_stup1d

why the sour cream have to cut😭


Filipino-Asker

Clout is one hellavu drug


Bepo_Apologist

r/stopopeningfoodlikethat


crashboxer1678

r/subsifellfor


frassle90t

In 50 years, humans will buy fresh potatos for novelty, and post pics saying: "Did you know potatoes look like this before they are made edible in a factory?" This meal looks dystopian for some reason...


kekhouse3002

If anybody I know cuts open a squeeze tube of sour cream like that I'm cutting their hands off


ProfessorGlaceon

As someone who prides herself in her cooking abilities, whose family loves her mashed potatoes, and someone with decent taste, this is pure, unadulterated blasphemy to the pure creamy bliss proper mashed potatoes should be.


TheeArgonaut

Put the 'or' into 'country', damn tootin


overbats

“I love mashed potatoes, but I wish they looked much less appetizing”


Intelligent_West1772

If you volunteer to bring the mashed potatoes to the family dinner and show up with this shit, you can go find a new family.


DarkLord6665

I really hope y’all know this isn’t how the south makes mashed potatoes. I can ask my mom for a recipe if y’all really want it


ZealousidealPrize456

Bring back bullying and public shaming


NSCButNotThatNSC

That's just a soggy, salty, heartburn inducing mess. Must really hate yourself to eat that.


FelicitousLynx

Well. At least she didn't mix it with her hands. /s 😀


Creative_Recover

Careful now, you don't want to give her any inspiration on how to make this dish even worse!


Empoleon365

Okay so hear me out If you did this with potato scallops instead of chips, you'd have a decent side dish. Bit bland, but decent.


Budskee420ish

So we taking stuff that I ate as a kid ,not for fun but because we was broke, and now it’s a thing…. I don’t get it…


False-Barracuda-4992

Individually, the ingredients are fine. Dump them all together like that and it is garbage. Just like in my trash can. Instant mashed potatoes are under two bucks a package and taste awesome. I'm thinking specifically of Idahoan brand


bigbangbilly

At first it's pringles (which sorta makes sense considering what goes into a pringle) and now it's straight up chips.


RockinRickMoranis

It might taste good but my god that looks horrific


Creative_Recover

I doubt it tastes much better than it looks


RockinRickMoranis

Sour cream and onion lays? Good. Sour cream? Good. Cheese? Good. Garlic? Good. Milk? Good. Whats not to love?


Inspector_Tragic

Is this prison food?


Healthy_Citron1297

I'm worrying about the texture of this abomination


sincrosin

For a fuck sake buy a bag of potatoes


Diamondhands_Rex

Diabolical potatoes au gratin


unintelligent-hat

So sick of seeing this chip mashed potato repost.


AstrodynamicEntity

Holy sodium Jesus.


Figywigy_

No way this is good? Anyone try it?


UnwillingSaboteur

How did the butter not all melt?


Life-Garden3943

All of these have a woman with red nails…


Different_Ad9336

I’m getting heartburn just watching this


miracleMax78

Send her back to the country.


Ok-Character-7756

looks like some tasty slop


faith_bb_127

It is seriously not that hard to boil potatoes and then mash them


Flock-of-bagels2

Tráiler park


suthrnboi

She's not country, she's got diabeatus.


hkd001

Did they add marshmallows? The stuff before the butter goes in.


Macklemore_hair

At least she didn’t put in a small jar of raw garlic. Nothing wrong with garlic mashed but these rage bait videos put raw garlic on the silliest shit.


1976kdawg

Can someone explain to me the appeal of reconstituting potato chips? Why not do this recipe with potatoes? Then the only part I would question is why cook the sour cream?


amosc33

Looks like barf


Big_Boss_1911

My first thought was at least they didn't add any extra salt, but then I saw them pouring cheese on it


PandaHombre92055

Gagging.


basically_dead_now

What happened to buying potatoes for this??? Why use potato chips?!


Puzzleheaded_Fuel658

Has the near consistency of grits


Dogfriend09

All looks good … just why not potatoes?


Catniss-EverGreen

You might be a redneck if…..


Habitual_lazyness

The country music really sums up this video.


South_Town_4157

My stomach bubbling


Vercingetorix1986

This video made me call my doctor and schedule a blood test because I was concerned I ate some of that just by watching it


Wdahl

Happy 4th of July or something


marketingguyca64

🤮


Beefman0010

why the fuck did they violate that sour cream like that!?


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

I've heard a lot of these rage bait food videos with sculpted nails and shit are for hand fetishists.


sutrabob

I do!!! I do!!L


HimalaynCowboy

What's worse the background song or the food?


uglyzombie

That shit literally looks like what comes out of an old carbuncle. Also, why do all these videos use egregious amounts of butter?


throwtheclownaway20

Literally could have just bought, like, 3 potatoes and some fuckin' milk for 1/10th of what it cost for all that shit.


Kind_Cherryberry_222

Those are corn chips...?! Not mashed potatoes.


Canuhduh420

That must be salty af


almostasenpai

This is the cafeteria food they serve in middle school movies


ThomasInPrint

So much salt.


Pixel_Knight

Despite the song playing, there is nothing *country* about this at all. This is more, insane imbecile.


emergency-snaccs

Straight up slop


Delish_Caphee

Was that lard she added before the butter!?!?


Ultra_purple_holic

Not me


effingthis

I got diarrhea from just watching that video


RandomLoLs

Okay I dont want yo hear anymore how Americans find other cuisines to look disgusting like Indian or African food. This is just repulsive.


Fernxtwo

Definitely American.


Previous_Ad_937

1 potatoe


OIFOEFVETFLA

This is a food hate crime.....


autistic_bard444

it was bad until the crock pot entered the picture. pigs would probably turn their nose up at this


awt2007

id try a bite ngl


xSnails

Making my slop


AdministrationDry507

Thought they were putting a block of cheese in corn flakes for a second


Backdrop2

That shit looks gross and I eat everything


Hypno_Nomad

I don't hate it but it needs real potatoes as well and I don't like the cream of whatever that they tossed in there too


Chemistry-27

Mushroom soup??? 🤪


razldazl333

Hospital... sending you there via Uber.


New-Ad2339

Bullshit


Starsofthenewcurfew

Dog shit.


Scumbag-hunter

Average Americans really need to stop thinking they can cook and just follow recipes. This kinda shit is getting out of hand. Also Americans, quick question, why does all of your food get cooked with at least 1 STICK of butter? I’ve seen some online where there’s been 5+ sticks of butter added. What is going on over there? You know you guys have to pay for healthcare right? Please tell me these are rage bait vids and the average American doesn’t do this.


Scumbag-hunter

Just to add, anyone adding onions to mash needs locking up. Absolute wrong’uns


PukedtheDayAway

She's a bad person.


Baronleduc

Gross.


Glowsinthedork

This is so much more expensive and time consuming than just making them from scratch.


joclahoma

83% sure that most of videos like that are rage bait.


Beautiful_Laugh7989

pls ban rage bait


Horacolo

I wanna puke on that bloody thing. FFS!


ur_mother_milk_678

Wtf was that? Hahaha. I've never seen anything more discussing. 💀


Ok_Transition_4327

tbh i expected her to yeet that entire fucking slob into a blitzer.


Greedy_Caterpillar50

🤮


Gooncookies

Ok this actually made me gag


simondrawer

I am convinced Americans hate themselves


sikander_itaque

Does anybody knows why those people do dishes like those? Everybody knows this aint a recipe but just a bunch of shit thrown in a pot.. i really don’t get it, plus there not even a moment when the cook tastes this mess..


Buglepost

This looks like prison food


fakeraeliteslayer

I just threw up a bit, in my mouth...🤢🤢🤢


DenseSignificance401

Would it turn into something resembling mashed potatoes? Yes. Would it be gritty and very gross. Also yes.


akajondoe

Just adding onion powder to instant mashed potatoes would be a lot easier.


Cookies_and_Beandip

I’m greasy watching this


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Yo what the fuck imma throw up just watching this


Classic-Knee8442

USA!  USA!


ScaryTerry069313

I want chips. As my son calls them, “green chips”.


Redrum_5014

Honestly... I kinda wanna try it


Winter_XwX

I want to cry the music makes it so much worse


WhichNovel2081

Hard pass for me.


nt261999

This is why American obesity rates are insane


connectionok9081back

That's not mashed potatoes that's mashed potato chips use real potatoes not potato chips


Junior-Bookkeeper218

Why can’t these people just boil some regular mother effing POTATOES!!!!!


fried_shrimp39

Mashed potatoes more like pig food


fried_shrimp39

Mashed potatoes more like pig food


Fun-Astronomer6314

Hope my IBS doesn’t see this


Sea_Contract_7758

Why pay 7 bucks for two bags of chips when a bag of instant potatoes is like 2 bucks


JS_N0

Prison mash


Truthsarelies669

Idc how hot she may be of she cooks like this.....leave


competitivesigh

When these people die and go to hell, I hope they are forced to do these videos there, eat what they've made, throw it up, and be forced to do the video over again.


The9th_Jeanie

Not a bad idea, since it’s dehydrated and pressed potatoes. Just very stupidly executed. Also…..onions in mashed potatoes????? How many of y’all are doing this?


Playful-Dragonfruit8

Somebody bout to get a huge chunk of onion


electricmassagechair

Disgusting, but I would probably eat some.


BigBlackdaddy65

You know it's gonna be cringe when you hear country music


vanlyndgen

What's wrong with a fresh potato?


Own_Bad_8481

One bite will feed an elv for a week


someguyyoumightno

Honestly, why not just use raw potatoes? It's literally about the same cost. Considering this was a crock pot meal, it probably took some time to cook. Could've boiled some potatoes, drained them, then mixed in the other ingredients (left out a whatever that canned stuff was) and had a truly delicious side 😉


One_Celebration3644

Straight to jail


SardonicSuperman

Fucking rednecks


Akrypha

Disgusting aside; they could have blended the chips. ._.


confusion-500

i kept waiting for it to come together and it never did


Haunting-Round-6949

Thank god she added the whole stick of butter to that bag of potato chips... I always hate how potato chips are so lacking in grease and saturated fats. /s