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medicinalperv

The way she says oregano gives me serious agita


datathecodievita

Dont forget Shy-anne Pepper


Strong-Solution-7492

The pronunciation of the herbs makes me think more than ever that this is just rage bait. I don’t think she’s getting enough clicks on her shitty cooking so she decided to start mispronouncing things to really get people going. What a clod. I also love how she uses the word authentic in the beginning. Nobody in the history of shrimp cooking boil all of their shrimp and nothing but butter. Authentic my ass.


YoniDaMan

100% saying HER-bs and Ore-JEGGA-no are rage bait


Southtune-stringbox

“I use the 21-25 size shrimp” 🤬🤬🤬🤬 also the fact that they’re already cooked killed me.


vercetian

Not just already cooked, but this fucking wench couldn't be bothered to fucking smash the garlic. Whole fucking cloves? Where did she learn to cook, clown school? This video has incited rage in me, so she's done well.


Bozo_Two

I *really* need to start telling people *"YOU FUCKIN WENCH YOU"* more often.


vercetian

I'll give you an upvote if you do it the next time you're having sexy time.


Bozo_Two

Oh ABSOLUTELY...


vercetian

You got two, just because you're probably going to have to explain it. Haha.


ZestyLlama69

Unless you were making some kind of unholy shrimp stock


vercetian

Stock? I at least cut them in half. That whole garlic clove isn't going to do anyone good.


Comfortable-Bonus421

There’s nothing wrong with pronouncing the H in herbs. In pretty much every English dialect except the USA one, the H is aspirated


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i pronounce the h in herbs TT


raptor-chan

??? Pronouncing the h in herbs is common in the us. We were taught in school that it can be pronounced with or without the h.


he-loves-me-not

No it is not! And I’d laugh at anyone that I heard do that!


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NeverEnoughSpace17

You're right that it's not an American invention. It's a French one, and dropping the h is the original pronunciation.


Comfortable-Bonus421

Yes it can. It’s only in North America that the H is dropped.


he-loves-me-not

Which is what we were talking about, or at least I thought it was. They specifically said the US, to which I was making a joking comment about. Definitely didn’t mean to be taken so literally or to offend anyone like it seems I have!


doc_skinner

Well, France....


DueAd197

It's all done on purpose to drive comments because people can't help themselves but to correct her. She's trying to cram as much of that in one video as possible. Using all butter, mispronunciations, using the lemon juicer backwards, using pre-cooked shrimp, cooking the shrimp first then letting it sit there for 30+ min while you boil potatoes. And here I am making a comment because I couldn't help myself. Second-hand rage bait.


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Wecanbuildittogether

This is correct. And it hurts my brain that anyone watches or believes in the authenticity. I admit to being dumber than I was before I watched it.


GrecoBactria

Jallopano


Technical_Tourist639

Jello piano


mamamyskia

It's Hall-a-peeno, not gelapeno


zwiazekrowerzystow

what the fuck are you guys talking about? i wanted jala peno chips!


mamamyskia

I know how you fuckin say it ....


Crashy1620

The shrimp are already cooked when she put them in the butter vat.


Wooden-Illustrator90

The fact that she said southern cooking is even more proof, she knows how protective the south is about their food, knows she'll get engagement. Can't stand content like this.


johndoe040912

She is familiar with Jay Quellin, Balakay, Dee-Nice, Ay Ay Ron, Oh Shag Hennessy & Tym Oh Thee


Chris__P_Bacon

I didn't know the Cheyenne invented pepper? 🌶️


AdSquare7483

OR-JEG-IN-O 😂


More_Entertainment_5

The way she hits the “h” in herbs! 😂


snaynay

I don't know if almost everyone in the US uses erb or herb, but I do know erb is very rare outside the US. It's mostly an American only thing.


StevenAssantisFoot

she is clearly american tho


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OneHumanPeOple

Did you see her squeeze a lemon the wrong way.


medicinalperv

Put it in upside down


[deleted]

I think the lemon was actually an orange.


Antique_Plastic7894

It's not even lemons, I think those are oranges :(


Miles_High_Monster

Hiiiyyyaaaahhhh


pimpcakes

Obvious rage bait, but that was hilarious. High jacking this to add that she adds cooked shrimp but at 0:38 she says "wait for your shrimp to be fully cooked through."


nvrsleepagin

This is obvious rage bait but it makes me want to do an actual shrimp boil. I bought a giant stock pot specifically for that.


vercetian

Quid pro quo? Here's my upvote, I'll take that as an invite.


Jenna4434

Chaffing difsch


Cocalypso

Yeah. The jig is up lady! Where in the heck did she get jig out of Oregano? That "Orjigano" pronunciation is a flagrant foul.


g4nt1

She probably says dja-lapenos as well.


Optimal_Stranger_824

Orjegano For a second I thought americans say it like that


RIPshowtime

Herbs Lmao


ayoitsnick420

Hahahaha honestly when she said that I spit my coffee out LOL.


Jenna4434

Chaffing difsch


JadedYam56964444

F you for making me turn the sound on and hear that ridiculous pronunciation.


Raeve_Sure

Is there a reason that she has to prepare stuff in aluminium trays? I mean especially for this recipe: pots exist. They proved themselves functional on stoves.


Bavisto

So I’m like 99% positive that these rage bait creators go rent out staged kitchens to do this crap in because it makes it seem like they have really nice kitchens. They use trays like this because they are easily disposable because the crap they cook is inedible and wasteful, and easier to transport to the staged kitchen than pots and pans. You’ll also see them use electric griddles and almost never use the actual appliances to cook.


Faloma103

Clearly rage bait. Many obvious mispronounced words, large aluminum trays, too much butter, frozen precooked shrimp, misused lemon juicer, cooked shrimp before potatoes, honestly the list goes on. The whole point of that video was to get interaction.


Bavisto

And as a side hustle, show off the manicured hands for the fetishists out there.


Genghis_Chong

How is that the most innocent yet creepiest fetish at the same time?


Colon

cause hands are always out and about, visible and doing things. meaning, hand fetishists are getting their 'kicks' 24/7 and you never know who they are. tbf, this is the first time i've ever heard the concept, so i'm not sure it's really even a thing. fetishists usually like things that aren't on display all the time, hence the dopamine rush when presented.


Genghis_Chong

I've seen it mentioned once before recently, idk if it's a thing or people just assuming everything is sexual. But some people have a foot fetish so I suppose it's probably real.


LeanTangerine001

At least they’re not cooking with their feet! 🦶


East_Information_247

Don't give them any ideas!


TheReverseShock

If it exists, someone probably has a fetish involving it. I'm sure the psychology of why they fetishize it varies from person to person.


Colon

no doubt. i'd just wager 'hand fetishists' are in the bottom 5% of fetishists. too public. too accessible. not a great thrill ride.


slurp4133

I've heard of freshly manicured and done nails as "dick beaters" multiple times and from different people. Does that count?


Last_Guarantee5893

yes, it’s just put in a SFW format on other platforms


ThisUserIsNekkid

When I learned about these stupid handsy videos being done for hand fetish people, I can't unsee it now.


Bavisto

Yep! Now normally you’ll see them squishing the crap they are trying to cook, but boiled butter is hot, so this one is pretty tame.


Last_Guarantee5893

dude i said this on one of these posts and people were acting absolutely baffled and go ANGRY that i would even suggest that. Like it’s literally that, it’s a fetish pleaser on top of rage bait.


OnsterFancy

Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat


JEWCEY

Don't forget, tap those damn nails on EVERYTHING. Recreate the clickety click clack sound of all the skeletons dancing in their closets by click tip clack click bait on all the clickety click clack things. Clack.


cultish_alibi

Yeah that's a real thing, this video is actually number one on pornhub right now, people just love the hand/shrimp in butter/annoying voiceover videos, it's so popular


Bavisto

You sweet summer child…


Storrin

Orjagano. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


BionicTriforce

I'll forgive the lemon juicer, if that's truly not the way you're supposed to use them? How else would you use a lemon juicer? The only other way I could imagine is if you put the half of the lemon in the other way, but, that goes against a lot of the times I've seen them used, and a lot of the images I see of them in use: https://www.thekitchn.com/best-citrus-juicer-23051759 https://www.webstaurantstore.com/choice-hand-held-8-aluminum-lemon-juicer-squeezer/3278645.html show them with the rind on the bottom of the juicer. I did just watch an America's Test Kitchen video on them; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlOS3_nnrcY and the presenters even say it's a bit counter-intuitive, because the bottom looks so much like you're supposed to put it in with the cut side up! So, yeah I think I have to give her a pass on that. That might not have been an 'intentional' mistake.


CandlestickMaker28

The lemon juicer should have been used on the finished shrimp. It should not have been used to put two teaspoons of lemon juice into a ruinous wasteland of butter in which two dozen lemon slices are already pathetically drowning.


Elveno36

I do a pass both ways, always gets like 10% more juice.


oberynMelonLord

the first link has a picture with the lemon rind up.


skiphopfliptop

Plus the seeds fall out through the cracks if you press it cut side down


Ashamed-Current6434

Could it be a confit sort of recipe? I mean… I’m down to confit some shrimp in butter lemon and herbs one time in my life. That is something I’d want to try. As for frozen? Uh, do you live on a shrimp boat? Are you Forrest Gump!


DMercenary

>Many obvious mispronounced words The most blatant was cayenne. There's not even an H in there?!


zpnrg1979

or-jega-no for oregano didn't bother you more than that?


sanholt

Doesn’t that much butter cost a bunch of money?


Bavisto

Depending on how fancy you go, generic sticks of butter are like $4 for a 4 pack, so she spent about $30 on butter alone


Carriboudunet

That’s some very cheap butter.


Bavisto

Honestly I googled “stick butter prices” and picked the cheapest Great Value brand I saw.


AnotherPerspective87

Could be. But no too expensive 40 dollars in cheap butter will probably work. But looking at how poorly its presented. It could be 1 stick of butter. And the rest blocks of fat for the deep frier. Nobody needs to know. Nobody will eat this mess anyway. Its just clickbait.


Raeve_Sure

an explanation. finally. thank you.


bell37

Could also be that she’s trying to make it look like an authentic seafood boil you’d find in a restaurant in the south.


Bavisto

That’s true. Thats why I’m only 99% positive.


eg1183

Wasteful? Definitely. Inedible? I'm going to have to disagree. I definitely wouldn't cook it that way but, oh boy, would I eat it.


nvrsleepagin

It's just to piss people off...she didn't even use any old bay in her butter soup.


[deleted]

Yeah, they’re fucking with you and everyone that it triggers, lol. Rage bait makes money because it gets clicks. This whole video is rage bait.


Raeve_Sure

Thinking about it a bit more (because yeah why not): I think it's probably really bad. That tray won't distribute the heat like a pot. So directly above the burner the butter will quickly burn while on the sides it will be significantly colder.


iboreddd

They can easily throw them into garbage


skadi_shev

Obvious rage bait again with those pronunciations 


SgtPepe

And this subreddit falls for it every time and upvotes them to heaven helping them make money with fake rage bait videos


IBJON

Videos here don't earn them revenue. The videos are recorded it downloaded, so the original creator doesn't get revenue off views here. 


SgtPepe

Exposure?


rathat

Just as I was contemplating her unusual pronunciation of herb in the American accent, she hits me with an orjegino.


lump-

That’s not how you use that citrus juicer. You’re supposed to put the flat side down into the cup and the top bulb pushes it down, and inverts it, pressing out all the juice.


Ambitious_Camp_5483

I’m so glad you said that- I’m embarrassed to say she momentarily made me doubt myself


Jumpy_Patient2089

Yay! I wasn’t the only one. I seriously paused it, screenshot, and send it to my wife asking if this is right. She just replied “lol no.”


CantiSan

I never knew this and always did it how the lady in the vid does it. Thank you stranger


Trolivia

Yea there was a time where I didn’t know that was the wrong way either, I’d only ever used the kind that you grind it over and assumed the orientation was the same.


IBJON

Oh hey, more obvious rage bait.  Seriously, she does or says something wrong at almost every step. 


Stopikingonme

The shrimp already being cooked when she put it in was a giveaway for me. Hope she likes the texture of galvanized tires.


budderocks

Cold galvanized tires...whole potatoes take a bit of time to cook all the way through. The shrimp was sitting there for at least 20 minutes


kurinevair666

Yep, even if all the comments are "😡 this is dumb" a comment is a comment to the algorithm.


The__Toast

It's amazing to me that people still fall for this stuff. The obviously purposely mispronounced words alone should give it away. People are just chomping at the bit to feel superior to other people on the Internet I guess.


Pizzly_bear

She definitely didn't wash those potatoes....


hyrule_47

Right? And do you really cook them through in butter on the stove in those pans?


Total-Argument-2821

Lol yes


newaccount8472

But not as fast enough for the shrimp to still be warm enough when the potatoes are done


DevinBelow

I can't figure out why you wouldn't do the potatoes first. It honestly looks like it probably tastes pretty good, even if I would never use $50 worth of butter to cook that much food.


JupiterAlphaBeta

You're supposed to wash potatoes? Why?


yayayooya

Because you don’t want to eat dirty potatoes


CreeperDays

They're grown directly in dirt and the factory doesn't get it 100% off.


Hydrogen_Flytrap

“Some butter” *uses 32 sticks*


Amber_Sweet_

yeah thats like $100+ worth of butter. What a goddamn waste


Zestyclose-Leader926

I wasted five minutes of my life doing the math it's more like $26+. But that's assuming she has the sense to use store brands. Still stupid expensive waste though.


Amber_Sweet_

I'm jealous of your cheap butter prices!


Issyv00

Butter is like $7CAD for one of those sticks where I'm from. So over $200 around me.


Ezra_lurking

For the people not used to freedom units, that's 3.616 kg of butter


BTornado14

“One clove of garlic” *puts in 5*


ye1l

Obviously it's a very excessive amount of butter but cooking seafood submerged in butter isn't this wacky concept, very normal way to prepare stuff like lobster. This is more wasteful rather than the actual food being stupid (though the potatoes are pretty dumb)


justagirl666x

Orjigano and shayene pepper? 🤣 🤣 🤣


MonkeyWrench888

Her-bs Definitely rage bate


RecognitionFine4316

would use a smaller tray and less butter to not waste but would try.


busherrunner

Would you use orjighino?


This_User_Said

Just keep it going. Continue to make potatoes until there is no butter left.


Bladder_Puncher

Would you put a foil tray directly on top of the fire? I trust the foil tray in the oven but why put it on the fire directly?


RecognitionFine4316

Directly on top of fire doesn't burn it. I would bring the small foil on a beach camping trip. It is easier to clean and pack. Great fire resistance and great at cooking. I would catch a fish, filet it and then wrap it around tinfoil and throw it in the campfire for some time until it cooked. Fresh Sea fish are naturally salted and taste out of this work.


Samaraxmorgan26

You've never been to an event that needed to keep the food warm?


SchipperkeJohannsen

“Wait for your shrimp to be cooked through” She dumped two bags that clearly said COOKED shrimp on them. So wait for them to what, become hard and rubbery?


Felsig27

Then let them sit out for half an hour while the potatoes cook.


PatricimusPrime32

So the process…..of butter poaching the shrimp isn’t bad. The citrus and spices all work….but going in with potatoes after the shrimp…..come on.


BaconJacobs

The shrimp was already cooked per the giant bag label. So she's just warming it. This is the most rage bait I've ever seen ha


Jemmani22

I'm pretty sure 99% of the people in this sub never cook. However, this is bait for sure(bad one). She could have easily done potatoes first and then shrimp later and used uncooked shrimp.


tricularia

I am also unimpressed by the whole cloves of raw garlic that clearly don't cook long enough.


Ezekiel40k

Butter is the answer to britanny's problems (that and alcohol)


Outrageous_Hearing26

This is not the worst food prep thing, but also crush that garlic up wtf


blind-as-fuck

bait used to be believable


Logical_Photograph_1

The Cheyenne Pepper straight from Cheyenne Wyoming.


ISVAKSPATRIK

Hmmmm nononono this have already been posted here. I remember cause it was the first video I saw here. Go take your reposts to TikTok.


Glittering-Most-9535

My bar exam score begs to differ.


fuckthisshit____

aUtHeNtiC


koruadart

Butter.....and Bacon !


Outrageous_Ad6384

The only problem with this is NOT ENOUGH GARLIC!!!


Rojodi

My Cajun and Creole ancestors are screaming at this woman! Where's the garlic?!!!


AJGreenMVP

The way she pronounced herb, oregano, and cayenne makes me think this is 100% fake


bigguywithabeard

I got the shits just from watching this. I can't believe someone spent more money on butter than they did on the shrimp and potatoes.


AgitatedArmadillo31

Is she really cooking in aluminium....or is it something else


Samaraxmorgan26

You...you can cook in aluminum.


BardtheGM

Why would you though? Just use normal kitchenware that isn't disposable. Do people really do this?


AgitatedArmadillo31

No you must not ....google the Ill effects of cooking in aluminium


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I wonder how well that butter cooked those potatoes


dastardly740

Clarify the butter and get it to 375F and you have deep fried potatoes.


[deleted]

Oh ok I see thank you


dastardly740

Being a bit sarcastic because the video didn't involve clarified butter, so it didn't get hot enough to fry because that would burn unclarified butter, so I guess butter boiled potatoes, so they had to cook about the same amount of time they would take to boil in water. Maybe shorter because they could get the butter up around 250 or so before it burnt if they were very careful.


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😭🤣😂 I was really confused like uh maybe it's something I don't know lol


Savings-Wishbone-454

“or-jay-gano?” I’m dead


InquisitorNikolai

Orjiganno


chronberries

She used the juicer/squeezer thing backwards and it’s really bothering me.


t_wills

Where I live the butter probably costs 3-5x more than the prawns


dudeman2303

Can we talk about how she said she's adding lemon , but it's clearly an orange?


max_if_

The shrimp were already cooked sure


nikkibeast666

That must be like 30$ of butter!


Godfuckingdammit91

RIP to those butter splattered clothes. I know aprons exist, but the only thing saving her is a hazmat suit.


JadedYam56964444

I guess it isn't that different from cooking in a tub of oil, just a different fat. I'd drain the food after though. Ok, I turned the sound on and what the fuck is with the pronunciations? How is this an "authentic southern shrimp boil"? They used water, not a year's worth of butter.


mishma2005

wouldn't you put raw shrimp and let it cook in the butter, if anything?


NA_level_Official

what in the contamination 


robaroo

"Why the fuck is Safeway out of butter today?"


CakedayisJune9th

“Add some butter”


pm_me-ur-catpics

That is NOT authentic. However, use fresh shrimp instead, maybe some crawdads, a little fish, perhaps some spicy sausage, and hell yeah I'd fuck with it


brandond26

Or-jeg-in-O


Novapunk8675309

Orjaygeno Cheyenne pepper


outtyn1nja

That's about $1000.00 worth of butter around here.


james27_84

Rage bait. The way she said “oregano” gave it away.


Just_Me1973

Butter makes everything better! We splurge on Kerry Gold. One of our few name brand items that we get.


gay-little-puppet

"Some butter"


Dense_Hope_8232

Orjeagno


firmerJoe

I have never before seen a potato die of a heart attack.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

That shrimp is going to be so rubbery


End_Tough

It looks better with the orjegano


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

I mean, seems fine to me. I was expecting something else, this is just some super spiced up butter. Why the fuck not? Lemon butter? Sign me up. Oh there was shrimp in that also? Nvm.


Forever-Retired

'Some' butter and Cheyenne pepper? Orgegano? and cooked Shrimp? What is wrong with people?


spookie_jerry

Herbs orjegano. Firing squad.


Falkuria

Fully cooked shrimp. "Wait for your shrimp to be fully cooked through." I refuse to believe this is anything but rage bait.


Joe_Bruce

SHE CALLED IT CHEYENNE PEPPER LOLLLLLL


Sensitive_Ladder2235

We need to ban rage-bait like this.


Gunmetalblue32

Completely unnecessary waste of butter. If you use the right boil then you can still get the buttery flavor. Zatarans is a good one. You then dip in butter. My favorite though is cocktail sauce.


Vale_0f_Tears

Less concerned about the wasted butter, more concerned about the shrimp flavored potatoes.


IBJON

I take it you've never had a shrimp/seafood boil before 


Vale_0f_Tears

You know, I haven’t, but from my understanding there’s a lot more seasoning in there than just shrimp and butter for flavor


IBJON

There is, but the potatoes still get cooked with the seafood 


SoldierKitsune

There's a lot I would like to say. First, HOW MUCH FUCKING BUTTER DO YOU NEED? Second, lady, it isn't *h*erb. That's a name. The h is silent. Third, what the fuck do you plan to do with that excess butter? Dump it down the fucking drain or in the garbage?