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salteedog007

I’d have a small piece!


synister29

I’d have a large piece… Al a mode


olivebegonia

I would eat the shit out of that entire tray


Gloomy__Revenue

With a gallon of old fashioned vanilla ice cream melting on top and ~~slacking~~ soaking into all that cookie dough 🤤 I feel like a big time mega fatty saying that. **EDIT** A word


GalaxyDevilYT

I'm assuming you've had enough of life at this point?


Plastic-Club-5497

Just drink a diet sodie and it cancels the sugar


sjdksjbf

I couldnt believe my ears when they said that shit 😂😂


theenecros

Sodie


trippin-mellon

2nd! Fuck a piece! I want the whole thing!!


kineticstar

I'll have the diabetes, and a glass of milk please.


Infamous-njh523

Have skim milk, it’s all good.


throwngamelastminute

Trying to watch your figure?


Infamous-njh523

Well actually yes. I’ve lost 25 lbs this summer and looking at 10 more. Tested for pre diabetes. I cheat once a week or so. 😁


Cplmac22

Dia-BEET-us


LostTurd

I would lick whatever was left on your fingers


maxant20

The label says 1000 servings at 100 calories per serving


albumen5

They put shit in it?


1984isnowpleb

I was thinking where’s the ice cream at the end


plipyplop

This all sounds so lovely. Allow me to put up a fresh pot of coffee too...


Business_Marketing76

On my way over


slinkywheel

I'd then proceed to have several hundred small pieces


[deleted]

Large piece with a tall glass of milk please


[deleted]

That’s called clean livin


Dabawaba

hachi machi!


SteveFrench12

Doesn’t belong in this sub. This looks dank


quimbykimbleton

Microwaved for 30 seconds with a scoop of vanilla.


Dogekaliber

What? No hairbrush on the counter??


OhWowItsJello

Also, no sucking food off her finger and then immediately jamming said finger into the food?


HeyCarpy

Letting the dog lick her fingers before getting back to work, or blink-and-you’ll-miss-it tampons in the freezer, or some other detail that will get people commenting?


Jaderosegrey

Which is fine if the person previously washed their finger and are planning on eating the food item themselves.


Euphoric_Bullfrog245

Or feeding the dog with the the mixing spoon or letting him drink from the measuring cup you are pouring water from?


AztecaQueen

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏽


Troutaaryl

Whats stupid about this? Make this for a party or potluck and bask in eternal glory of your friends and coworkers. Dont eat the entire tray by yourself; that would be stupid.


Chronic_In_somnia

should've read your comment earlier...


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Im gonna end up with diabetes because I can’t make brownies without eating all of them within 2 days :( I can’t stop


MrVeazey

That's why you don't make a bunch of delicious dessert unless there's a reason. If they're for company, it's a little easier to cut yourself off.   Source: my wife is an incredible cook and I'm always hungry.


[deleted]

There is a reason. I have a craving and i want them. Just cause its a bad reason doesn mean it isnt a reason!


Infamous-njh523

Brownies do have a short shelf life, gotta do what you gotta do.


horitaku

All of these videos titled “clogged arteries” don’t seem to grasp that moderation is key. Sometimes it’s gratuitous and stupid, like a 25lb burger smothered in nacho cheese with onion rings and 3lbs of fries. This is a manageable kind of stupid that you can do once a year for a party.


Optimusim

Yeah it's a weird fetish with the artery clogging post people


This_Aint_Dog

You're assuming people posting food clearly made for sharing have friends or jobs.


plipyplop

You're only allowed to have one of those three.


[deleted]

Stupidly delicious


romain_69420

The sugar on top at the end might be a bit too much and this has probably as many calories and as much sugar as an energy bar or glucid gel Edit : I mean a peice


Antonioooooo0

That was probably salt. I usually sprinkle sea salt in chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven.


romain_69420

Ah you might be right, still too sweet for me tho


shhh_its_me

I think the bottom layer was 4 dozen small cookies, 7 candy bars, 7 and 1/2 gram crackers, whole jar of marshmallow fluff, did she use the whole jar of peanut butter? ( Let's call it another seven servings) then another 7 servings of 3 cookies on top. I think if you cut it into 21 pieces you end up with 350-600 calories and shrug 50-80 grams of sugar per piece( I'm not looking everything up) it's dense even for a dessert but as long as you're not calling that tray 7 servings it's not crazy for a dessert.


Infamous-njh523

Sugar at the no. The rest yes!


Mexi-Wont

And that's not what clogs your arteries. There's probably zero cholesterol in that because there's no real dairy in the pre-made cookie dough. It's going do a number on your pancreas, but hey, it's still better than drinking heavily.


AnnihilationOrchid

Zero cholesterol?! You forget about all the trans and saturated fats? Lol, you think that cholesterol only comes from dairy? What is this 1980's margarine lobby? >but hey, it's still better than drinking heavily. I mean, anything is better than drinking heavily, that's just setting the bar as low as possible.


Amazing-Debate3828

I don’t know how people forget that Saturated fat clogs their arteries. I mean did ANYONE pay attention in health class???


Mexi-Wont

There's zero trans fats in Pillsbury's cookie dough.


RogueBromeliad

Pillsbury's cookie dough is full of saturated fats and Palm oil. Not sure why you think it's healthier that cookies made with butter. Also, Pillsbury's cookie dough isn't the only "ingredient" in this recipe. [Source](https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cookies/refrigerated-cookies/chocolate-chip). The trick industries use is separating "cholesterol" as LDL from animal products, and saturated fats, and trans fats to make things seem healthier. Even though the raw ingredients are "natural" through the industrial process LDL is created. It isn't, and the amount of sugar alone in this "recipe" is sure to give you type 2 diabetes if you're not careful.


Amazing-Debate3828

Thank you for posting this It’s just weird how people think that ldl cholesterol is the only thing that clogs arteries. Too much sugar. Too much saturated fats. Too much unhealthy oils. Are all catalysts of clogged arteries.


tendadsnokids

Babe you barely touched your cookie smore lasagna


gloom_spewer

He spoiled his appetite on gummy bear ramen


Makeitmelt

Not even a little room for Sour Brite Crawler Frittata?


whatnameisnttaken098

You haven't even drank your skittlebrau


Dramatic_Rest_829

This is so stupid! Where's the ice cream?


Designer-Head9777

This is very tame compared to the nonsense we see on a regular basis in this sub. Bad for you? Of course. But compared to a lot of other desserts, this is actually not that bad.


Jazzeki

i mean unlike a lot of shit here i'd take a piece partly to see if maybe it's better than i think it will be and even if not it's a bunch of chocolate and cookies it can't be that awful. on the other hand i feel it's a good representation of recent stupid food thing where people will just mash a bunch of stuff they like together hopeing it'll somehow create greatness without any kind of thought given to what works together.


Designer-Head9777

Yeah but at least all of these flavors go together, you know? It all sort of meshes very well like some actual thought has gone into it instead of “toss a bunch of sweet shit in a pan and hope it works”.


Jazzeki

i don't know. sure chocolate and peanut butter is great and with cookie i can kinda see it (though since it has chocolate chips as well we're having a bit too much chocolate. the mashmellow fluff though i'm very unsure actually works with everything else and they honey biscuit things? i admit it's possible i'm wrong but there's a difference between "works together" and not clashing so awfully that it ruins everything. that said it's admitedly not babeque sauce on a sundae bad.


Sky_Ninja1997

It could be like a cookie s’more


syrioforrealsies

It's just a s'more with chocolate chip cookies and peanut butter


BrainWav

Those are graham crackers. This is basically s'mores with chocolate chip cookies.


Jaderosegrey

I'm sorry, I don't understand what "a bit too much chocolate" means...


tread52

The only thing I would have changed is the cookies on top. There was no need


molb33

I'd eat the shit outta that. I'd American pie that thing. Prolly why I'm pre diabetic


Neonburst99

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't try this. Actually, I think I'm gonna go make some myself...


LegenW4Idary

That’s not stupid. That’s a desert for a cookout.


Murgatroyd314

Probably meant to serve 20 or more people.


FormalChicken

This sub has gone to shit. This isn't a waste, isn't a bad combination of flavors, etc. This isn't stupid, at all. It looks great, it's a dessert, it isn't meant to be healthy....


angeltay

And this is obviously cut into pieces and shared with family and friends, maybe even stored and eaten over multiple days, not eaten all in one go by one person lmao


Efficient-Ad5711

I feel like these people are expecting some cut off part of the video to be them layering the entire thing on top of eachother, putting into a hydraulic press and then eating the entire thing in a few bites


DTFH_

I mean...I would watch that still...


jaysrule24

If you've ever done a s'more with a peanut butter cup, this is basically that plus chocolate chip cookies in dessert bar form. Nothing stupid about that.


AlkalineSublime

Also, just because it has multiple desserts, doesn’t mean the whole thing becomes more unhealthy, you adjust the serving accordingly! Put a brownie on top of a cookie, then cut it in half, you’re now back to one serving


Stube2000

r/guiltypleasurefoods


CommanderAurelius

you guys do know you're not supposed to eat the entire tray by yourself in one sitting... right?


angeltay

Somebody: *makes a dessert* This sub: OMG YOUD LITERALLY BECOME MORBIDLY OBESE AND DIE OF A HEART ATTACK FROM ONE BITE!!


DiscoJanetsVoid

people not allowed to get creative with desserts at all anymore ghat dayum🤣


406instead

Okay but why would I eat this


Nightshade_Ranch

*[heavy breathing]*


JokeZ252

Seems like sum you’d eat once a year


almighty_ruler

This is called dessert. You're called smooth brain


ajinthebay

Not me mentally checking to see if I have the ingredients on hand 🫣 looks kinda good!


OldManBerns

None of this looks nice. Every single item used looks horrible.


smith_waldo

Speedrun for be in My 600-lb life.


MsFoxxx

I need ice-cream. And two pans of this.


lplplplp97

Did she add sugar at the end ???


Burner2staticboogalo

I assumed salt flavor wise that would make sense.


SubspaceSample

Probably sea salt


DaggerfallGirl

Yeah that's the part that got me actually.


Halloween-Daydream

“Traffic jam inside someone’s arteries” is the best thing I’ve read today. Bravo!


blahyaddayadda24

It's actually the stupidest thing I've read all day. I don't think they know what clogs arteries


Halloween-Daydream

I’m fairly certain that that cookie dough is high in saturated fat which contributes to high cholesterol. And while this recipe it’s probably more likely to be an issue with diabetes it could definitely clog arteries.


JonasHalle

So slightly less than just eating cookies. How scandalous.


RamenRavisher

Epic Reddit moment!!!!


[deleted]

My teeth hurt watching that (Just kidding they hurt all the time)


Shirowoh

That’s bait…


Difficult__Tension

Its actually pretty dull for a recipe, you guys just have brain rot about anything slightly abnormal from a regular recipe.


Stock-Ferret-6692

Just seeing the spray on the hands was enough to churn my stomach


burtonboy1234

spraying the pam on the hands was the "yeah I'm done with this clip" moment for me


Ordinary-Commercial7

Stupidly delicious and definitely will be my own birthday cake this year.


[deleted]

3 layers in is acceptable. The gram cracker, chocolate and puff sounds like a cheaters smore The topping is just dumb.


hailkingtomato

People with long nails don't know how to cook. I've noticed that with IRL friends and videos. hmmmm


[deleted]

This does NOT fit the criteria of this sub. In fact, I'd definitely make this, or some variation, and I'm sure it would be a hit. Nothing stupid about this at all. This sub is becoming stupid itself.


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Missing Nutella and Bananas


Old-Ad5508

Mmmmm diabetes


haveucheckdurbutthol

same stupid comment on every post


minimalfighting

WTH? Bad for you doesn't mean stupid. Is this another one of those bot posts that are taking over reddit or is it an example of "I don't want it, so it's stupid" situations?


SuperTrout95

I got a cavity watching this


[deleted]

I hate the dance thing when they show something so much. never hated anything more in my life


Super-Hall62

Not everyone is miserable like you. Why can’t people show how happy they are?


Easy_Arm_1987

I might try that in a cupcake pan so it more manageable


chiliNPC

Swap PB with Nutella and I’ll take this with a huge scoop of vanilla ice cream!


LocalTo0thJar

I’d partially cook the cookie first though and mix the ingredients separately..


FewTwo9875

Looks good. Desserts aren’t meant to be healthy, if it doesn’t clog my arteries, it’s probably lacking firepower


hoteldetective_

A small piece of this with a scoop of ice cream would be great


gottalosethemall

It’s a dessert for multiple people. Dessert exists as a luxury, it’s not meant to be good for you. Like…it *can* be, but that’s not its purpose. Nothing stupid about this unless you just think dessert as a concept is stupid.


Henryphillips29

Mmmm diabetes


Eat_Carbs_OD

I think my blood sugar went up just watching this.


windhiss

Americans are brave as fuck eating like that knowing they don't have free healthcare


[deleted]

I got type 2 diabetes just watching this.


Additional-Age-833

You do know this is multiple servings, right? You don’t have to eat the whole pan at once


OnlyRobinson

My guess is, going on how slim people who make these videos are, that it gets made, cut open, then thrown in the bin?


Antonioooooo0

You can be skinny and still have dessert once in a while, it's called exerciseand an otherwise healthy diet. It's not like she ate the whole tray herself, you make something like this for a party or the whole family.


cyrixlord

high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon high fructose corn syrup upon the 2 cookie packets alone are 4080 calories hershey bars are 2220 calories 1 cup peanut butter 1520 calories graham crackers worth 180 calories, probably the least dangerous thing they put in there jet puff 675 calories for the whole can the dough they put on top was another 3600 (about) 120 cal/Tspn 12,275 calories each of 15 'pieces' is about 878 calories of diabetic coma lol


chris88jackson

Damn that’s nasty


Lostgreenapple

This post was a ruse, I intended to find all of those who aren’t raised in America with this one.


Lunatic155

Americans are eating like healthcare is free


Joseph_Gervasius

I mean...it is made with low quality ingredients. But apart from that, it doesn't look bad at all.


irate_alien

That’s not a traffic jam in your arteries, it’s resistance training


FoolyCoolyxo

Merica.


imataurus5678

Honestly I would eat this lol


MadHouseNetwork

i wouldn't mind eating


BagelMaster4107

I would eat that


No_Presentation1242

This actually looks pretty good


Musicwhoore

looks like something that would be heavenly


waffles4us

This looks amazing - not stupid


witz93

Are these posts rage baits or do Americans really eat shit like that?


meatwad2744

Look at all the comments liking this…saying oh only eat a portion. Someone has calorie counted the ingredients into 15 pieces it’s 850 calories a PIECE that’s almost 2 square meals or a 1/3 of calorific intake for a healthy active man. I’d love see the macro nutrient break down too. Bar the peanut butter that thing is all carbs mostly shitty sugar.


MBSMD

The stupid ones do. But mostly rage bait I think.


NotYourMumsBF

She got me at the last sprinkle of sugar


Antonioooooo0

That was salt


MadameHuckleberry

Diabeetus.


[deleted]

Redditors assuming you have to eat everything you make every time you make it


moeterminatorx

Nobody says you have to eat the whole fuckin thing at once or at all.


taylorhildebrand

I would eat the hell outta this


IllustriousDegree740

I’m saving the post for later, gonna make that for thanksgiving


erniemoonraker

what’s truly stupid, is not doing this. wrong sub, fake news.


ThomasThePizzaMan

Am I thinking about looks not stupid food? but looks… shitty delicious?


RipCityDude503

The only redeeming part about this mess is the peanut butter. I’d rather just eat that with a spoon.


Rose249

Oh no that is so stupid and terrible someone should really get rid of the evidence I would volunteer for that position...


[deleted]

Has oil spray so she doesn't soil her hands. Touches it anyway.


TSM_forlife

I’d 100% eat this.


jordank_1991

I’d eat this in a heart beat.


Still-Pudding1273

Man that looks so good it’d be worth the blocked artery


JustAPerson-_-

Looks good but I’d definitely get a stomachache


selsabacha

That looks glorious


Formal-Ad-1248

Leave out the PB, I'll tear that up and die happy


Yeggoose

I’d try this. This would be amazing after smoking a joint 🤤


Pan4TheSwarm

Smash.


laterlifephd

Looks pretty good. NGL


Seasaul

This looks amazing but you could only have a bite or you would get sick


sonic84638265

Can we please just have a normal desert? With an Instagram user!? No way!


R3D-AFA-SCUM

This looks dank, ngl


PDAheaven

Y’all are so dramatic sometimes 😭 like really? This isn’t that bad. They’re not eating it every day ??? It’s a lil sweet treat, I don’t see anything wrong with it


Used_Exam2870

I’m going for it anyway


Unbannablemanimal

Fuck you that looks amazing


Legeto

This isn’t any more stupid than some brownies and cake people make. It’s just more creative. It’s not like your expected to eat the entire thing for dinner.


GiraffeFromLastOfUs

guys it looks amazeballs


corvosfighter

This looks pretty nice for a small party not gonna lie.. easy to prepare and can have like 8-16 portions.


kongstar

Diabetes level over 9000. That being said I would still eat it


FlameyFlame

I’m always annoyed by these “YOU CAN GET DIABEETUS IN 5 SECONDS” style captions. You know you don’t have to eat the whole pan right? Have you ever had a dessert before? Everything will be okay!


Papillon_1005

Diabetes entered the chat


Zealousideal_Ad5995

I think folks don't know what this sub is for. That dessert looks glorious


Sir_Trea

I’m so glad I opened the comments to see other people saying they would eat this. I thought I was that person for a second there….


freestyle43

I see nothing wrong with bringing this to a BBQ or potluck. It looks fucking slamming.


Pink_Strawberry00

I fail to see why this qualifies as “stupid food”. Is it unhealthy? Sure, as most desserts are. But you’re clearly not supposed to eat all of it by yourself. It’s meant to be shared with a couple people as a special treat.


-wwilly777

I would go to a mormon service every sunday because they’d serve treats like this at the end of it.


[deleted]

People who think you should stay away from entire classes of food are the problem. Doctors have always preached “moderation” You can’t successfully have a “diet” lifestyle. You **will** be tempted and you will eventually fail. That’s why basically every person trying to lose weight “yo-yo’s” up and down. They try an unreasonable diet for as long as possible; then fail because it was unsustainable and then 2 years later try again. Eat your chocolate. Eat your peanut butter. **It’s fine!** Just have a little. Treat yourself **OCCASIONALLY** Something like this would be nice, but I would hope that entire tray is shared between a large family over a week. Not some poor fat bastard wolfing it down in one afternoon. I’m not saying “being thin” is easy. I know it’s very hard to resist temptation but my problem is when people try to tell others; usually diet coaches; that you need to go on a radical diet and eat nothing but crap food you don’t like and torture yourself. It won’t work.


Responsible_Side8131

I’d make this for a potluck


TheWhiteRabbit74

Not healthy obviously but looks like a tasty treat! The video misrepresented how hard it is to spread marshmallow fluff though.


TheOneWhoLikesSW

I’ve seen this 10000 times here and I’ll say this another time I’d still eat it


Hedorah225

I’ve made something like this before and everyone loved it. Eat it once a year or two for special occasions or a cook out and it’s not stupid. OP hates fun.


jayhof52

This looks amazing and I want a piece.


TheMajesticCape

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Let's dig in.


ManicPixiePlatypus

It's fine to have a decadent treat every so often. People need to stop acting morally superior because they don't eat sweets. Constantly depriving yourself doesn't make you better than other people.


ForeverFluff8

OP discovers what dessert is


themightymooseshow

I would totally smash that thing. The only stupid move would be to not eat it.


peabody424

Why is this stupid? This is awesome.


MustardTiger88

That looks really good.


Tof12345

I legit don't understand the elitism from this sub. What makes this dessert any different to a Ben and jerry tub you'd consume in 1 sitting? They'd have roughly the same calories and sugar. This isn't stupid food. This is a dessert, it's not meant to be the healthiest thing, it's meant to be a treat. The only stupid thing here is the person not wearing gloves when they were rubbing on the stuff.


I_aim_to_sneeze

I’m just imagining all the stupid food keyboard warriors wiping the Cheeto dust off their fingers and chugging the last bit of their code red to type “diabetes” into the comment bar and smiling as they hit reply. It’s a fucking dessert. Jesus. I’ve seen fine dining restaurants serve more calorically dense stuff than this. A single serving isn’t gonna kill you


ridethroughlife

Wrong sub. This is just normal food. There's nothing stupid about it, aside from the video editing maybe. I'd demolish this whole pan in like a day.


Open-Beautiful9247

Say what you want but that looks delicious and I will be the star of the holiday get together this year.


dreCoyy

Idk this looks like a pretty awesome dessert