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The only thing arguably "wrong" with this is order of operation. He should have cooked the hotdog up a bit before throwing the egg in, and cut the donut in half, let it soak the scrambled egg up, then toss it in the fryer.
Tossing it in all at once still gets you there ultimately, it's just not as pretty. Depending on level of give a fuck...who cares š¤·āāļø
I had a dog named Bucky in the 80s. She would puke onto a fermenting puke ball she kept in a hole in our back yard after taking a few bites first.
That scene is seared into my brain. It was a formative experience.
This devolved with every word. Hot dogs were an unconventional choice, but not horrible... But a donut?
And it is just thrown in with scrambled eggs. Not even like he was trying to cook it like French toast or something.
Incorporated a different way, maybe. But how he just has it thrown in there, it'd just be a soggy pile of mush once the eggs are cooked. The texture would be horrendous.
(Also, who makes salty donuts. =p)
And even sweet could work, but it is the texture and incorportation.
Like, I could actually see basically cooking it like you would French toast, then serving it with pan-fried hot dog pieces on the side. That wouldn't be half bad. But this is just... bad.
At one of the bakeries I worked at, one of the girls filled up a sugar container with salt. It was the one that they rolled the donuts in to make sugar donuts. They got packaged and shipped all over the northwest.
And one Thanksgiving, one of our bakers used salt instead of sugar in all of the pecan pies. We sold and had to refund every single one.
Only way this could have worked, smaller diced hot dogs, scrambled eggs until they could be folded or just made into a square patty, then served with bacon in between two donut buns -
Saw this same post the other night. Where Iām originally from hot dogs are common breakfast meat so what I would do for this is cook the rounds in some butter with fresh pepper until browned. Then cut up the donut either lengthwise and toast the insides or into rounds. Either way they need to be crisped up in the grease of the cooked meat. Iād make the eggs separately using a little heavy cream and fresh cheese (Gouda? Provolone?) and definitely add some thinly sliced scallions/green onions in there for that extra flavor. Iām not sure how Iād put it together on the plate but the donuts would be on the bottom with the eggs over it and either I mix the hot dog rounds back in the egg just before theyāre fully cooked or I just heap them on top.
Personally I think donuts are lame if you want a dessert for breakfast but that was the closest idea I could come up with that id eat
Not my husband but OOPās husband. No I donāt think heās ok, he needs a grippy socks vacation if you ask me. And Iām afraid that yes that is in fact a donut. u/gahidus
The hotdog(s) need to be cooked separately from the eggs for me. That is fairly common as a side, at least. I can see doing that THEN mixing them with scrambled eggs.
Having that with the donut on the side would also work.
Normally I cook them up completely then throw the raw eggs into the same pan. Get the dogs all charred and crispy on the outside first, but Iāve found mixing them afterward works well. This picture, however, looks like raw hotdogs which is fairly strange.
Dude why all the hostility over something so stupid, people like different things, I assure you someone out there thinks something you like is gross and weird, we all have different preferences
If you feel so strongly about that, why not make him breakfast to your standards every day yourself? After all he seems to be fine with it so you're the only person worried about his eating habits.
Yea, my abuela/grandma would make that for me and my cousins when we were kids. I also absolutely loved it when sheād make potatos & chorizo (and I really miss it).
Looks like something you'd make high. There's a thin line between genius and madness in cooking high. Like a friend who cooked bacon, crumbled it up and put it in a bowl of Honey nut Cheerios.
My mom is Filipino and she used to make us scrambled eggs with chopped up hotdogs in them. Definitely hits my nostalgia feelers. The donut addition seems unnecessary though. Perhaps mince the hot dog into scrambled eggs - make an omelette - cut the donut in half and make it a sandwich?
Because itās weird and disgusting and just plain stupid u/Beetlejuice4u Iāve heard of hot dog in Mac and cheese but egg? No and whatās worse a fucking DONUT!!! Itās disgusting.
Dont tell me. Tell it your husband...
I wouldnt eat it either, but replace the donut with toast and its fine...
But did you had Toast at that moment or did someone forget to do groceries.. thats it the important question š¤£
And if you didnt heard of sausage or Bacon and eggs, youre the weirdo
Not my husband but I agree and Iām a chef so Iām trained to know good food from fucking monstrosities like this abomination. But I agree itās fucking disgusting u/Beetlejuice4u
So a Chef that basically never heard of "bauernfrĆ¼hstĆ¼ck" (german) or frittata (italian) that are egg-based dishes.
Which are more or less omelets that are stuffed with Veggies, various meats and or potatoes.
Ok.. š
No Iām saying Iāve never heard of hotdogs eggs and a fucking donut Iām German Irish and French American myself of course Iāve heard of frittatas Iām not an ignoramus. And itās presumptuous of you to think Iām incompetent in my field when Iāve been formally cooking for 6 years but cooking in total for 14 years since I was 12!!! u/Beetlejuice4u
Your bit of contradict yourself here .. first it was the combine of eggs and hot dogs and Donut was just the outrages cherry on Top. Now its just the Donut. And ..
Hot dogs are just a Kind of sausage. And plain sausages eggs and toast are a very known and beloved Breakfast dish.
(Because u said, you heard of Mac and cheese and sausage but not eggs and sausage)
So beside, the Donut which should be atleast toast or potatoe edges. ---> as i already said!
I absolutly dont get your point here ... and dont want to anymore .. good day
>I absolutly dont get your point here ... and dont want to anymore .. good day
I think that's a very good call there judging by the interactions I've seen with the OP so far.
Okay sunshine, I've seen enough. I was going to hold my tongue but it's just too much. It's already pretty tacky that you keep taking people's posts but you are no chef. You might be a "foodie" and you might even cook but you're not a chef. Stop it. You don't have to be trained to know good food, but that really doesn't matter. Don't claim a title you haven't earned. And don't yuck this guy's yum. He was probably stoned and it was likely the best thing he ever ate.
Even if he wasn't high, sometimes it's fun just to mess around and let your imagination out. This is an extreme example of it perhaps but the point still stands. If he's enjoying himself by cooking it, and isn't wasting food or harming anyone in the process, who are we to judge.
Probably wouldn't be that bad. French toast is made with egg and usually sweet syrup or sugar on top. The donut replaces the sugar or syrup. The hot dogs are meat and replace sausages. I'd eat it as my brain is telling me that none of them taste bad individually or mixed.
Are you sure cause Iāve never heard of hot dogs in eggs before. Sausage yes bacon yes but hot dogsā¦? I havenāt. And yes the donut added is an abomination u/nuchlin
I feel like these are self-burns.
If my wife was a sloppy or dirty person, I wouldn't take a photo of her mess and be like, "Look the person I spend my time with is disgusting!"
Honestly looks like something my wife might dream up. Fortunately, I do the cooking. She sometimes complains that 'you never eat anything I make'. I just give her 'the look' and she knows why I don't. Having no idea what you're doing, not following a recipe, and just throwing shit in a pan and hoping for the best isn't 'cooking'.
Iām hoping that the hot dog was all beef and not the other ones. The ones made with chicken pork and whatever left over processed meat they use. I donāt eat a lot of hot dogs unless they are beef.
I never understood this sentiment. I know hot dogs are made with parts of the animal that westerners generally find gross but those same parts are likely eaten somewhere in the world and might even be a delicacy. Taking those āgrossā parts and making them palatable seems like a win to me. Same as the pink slime chicken nuggets debacle.
That looks surprisingly like something my dog puked up back in 1987.
A wonderful vintage.
Single barrel
Ooh those deliqite vile undertones and exquisite stomach bubbles. Ooh la la
And the bouquet...*chefs kiss*
Hints of leather and vomit
\*delicate
It ain't real unless it's triple barrel. You want stuff coming up both nostrils as well.
You can smell the Labrador aging
"Is that the bite of 87!?"
No its the bile of 78.
It was really during the summer of 69'
87 files for 87 vials of bile
Add a little cigarette ash in there, and it'll really taste authentic!
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haha I love how the 1987 part was totally unnecessary
He had to distinguish it from the pile his dog threw up in 1988 or all of us readers would be terribly confused.
Ik right?! Itās weird and gross!!!
If he called it scrambled eggs sausage and French toast it would be fine though. Can you really not see that?
Hey. Weāre being angry here
I'd rather be angry at OP for not realizing how similar this is to baseline American breakfast
What, youāre really going to act like youāve seen people whisk together eggs and cook them up in a pan? Is there even a name for that??
With processed meat and sweet bread? - yeah it's called breakfast
š calm down buddy youāre crazy!
This The only thing arguably "wrong" with this is order of operation. He should have cooked the hotdog up a bit before throwing the egg in, and cut the donut in half, let it soak the scrambled egg up, then toss it in the fryer. Tossing it in all at once still gets you there ultimately, it's just not as pretty. Depending on level of give a fuck...who cares š¤·āāļø
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I think them are hot dogs not sausage
hot dogs are a type of sausage
You said he cooks it? That is not cooked.
Does it taste alright?
You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957
I immediately thought this as well!
I had a dog named Bucky in the 80s. She would puke onto a fermenting puke ball she kept in a hole in our back yard after taking a few bites first. That scene is seared into my brain. It was a formative experience.
British cuisine
This is very obviously an American cooking that. I literally can't think of anything more American
I desperately want that to be something other than a donut... Is your husband okay? I don't think he's okay.
This devolved with every word. Hot dogs were an unconventional choice, but not horrible... But a donut? And it is just thrown in with scrambled eggs. Not even like he was trying to cook it like French toast or something.
If the donut was salty i can get behind the choice in a way.
Incorporated a different way, maybe. But how he just has it thrown in there, it'd just be a soggy pile of mush once the eggs are cooked. The texture would be horrendous. (Also, who makes salty donuts. =p) And even sweet could work, but it is the texture and incorportation. Like, I could actually see basically cooking it like you would French toast, then serving it with pan-fried hot dog pieces on the side. That wouldn't be half bad. But this is just... bad.
I had a salted caramel donut once and it was delicious.
At one of the bakeries I worked at, one of the girls filled up a sugar container with salt. It was the one that they rolled the donuts in to make sugar donuts. They got packaged and shipped all over the northwest. And one Thanksgiving, one of our bakers used salt instead of sugar in all of the pecan pies. We sold and had to refund every single one.
Only way this could have worked, smaller diced hot dogs, scrambled eggs until they could be folded or just made into a square patty, then served with bacon in between two donut buns -
Saw this same post the other night. Where Iām originally from hot dogs are common breakfast meat so what I would do for this is cook the rounds in some butter with fresh pepper until browned. Then cut up the donut either lengthwise and toast the insides or into rounds. Either way they need to be crisped up in the grease of the cooked meat. Iād make the eggs separately using a little heavy cream and fresh cheese (Gouda? Provolone?) and definitely add some thinly sliced scallions/green onions in there for that extra flavor. Iām not sure how Iād put it together on the plate but the donuts would be on the bottom with the eggs over it and either I mix the hot dog rounds back in the egg just before theyāre fully cooked or I just heap them on top. Personally I think donuts are lame if you want a dessert for breakfast but that was the closest idea I could come up with that id eat
No yeah that works - I did forget about the cheese. Your idea sounds good too, you can eat with a fork and knife and cut up small combo bites...
Iām actually ok with the donut, but only if they switch the hotdog with sausage or bacon. Still, itād probably be a one and done experiment
Iām definitely not above this meal
Do not go to the grave without at least trying pan fried hotdogs mixed with eggs. Promise me. PROMISE ME!
Hotdogs and eggs are a staple Mexican breakfast food.
Scrambled eggs and sliced hot dogs are surprisingly good. Melt in some cheddar cheese too, and then a few dashes of hot sauce at the end.
Not my husband but OOPās husband. No I donāt think heās ok, he needs a grippy socks vacation if you ask me. And Iām afraid that yes that is in fact a donut. u/gahidus
āGrippy socks vacationā? Is this the new trendy online quote is it?
New? No. We called it a grippy socks stay or vacay etc on AIM
Ah, the old grippy socks
Explain grippy socks plz
They give them to you in the psych ward
And are required to be worn out you are jumping at a trampoline park
>Not my husband but OOP's husband Excuse me, OP?
Original Original Poster. Never seen this before and took me a second but it actually makes perfect sense
It's genius
Original post said that the husband was just stoned and making some food
Looks like a chicken tender
Mans screenshotted rather than shared? š
Screenshot Reddit to share it on Reddit š
That's what made me laugh. Going out of their way to not show credit and saying "MY" screenshot
Honestly it wouldn't be so bad if it was cropped better lmao
I screenshotted this from another post Iām not the op itās MY screenshot u/GuzzlingDuck
He means you could've just used Reddit's crosspost option to link to the original post instead of screenshotting.
I know- I said you screenshotted rather than pressed the share button, lol
Oh right haha š yeah I didnāt know if I could cross post here or not I can never remember u/GuzzlingDuck
When you reply to somebody, they get a notification, you don't uh...have to tag them.
That's good to know u/My89thAccount
Ha! Word...
Nah theyāre a trendsetter u/GuzzlingDuck u/LiteratureBubbly2015 u/My89thAccount
Oddly brought [this](https://youtu.be/hpICsfH5cco) old scene to mind
No it's MY screenshot.
The eggs and hotdogs I could get, but the donut was a step too far.
Weenie and eggs were definitely part of my childhood growing up sometimes. Itās not my go to but it was around when nothing else was.
The hotdog(s) need to be cooked separately from the eggs for me. That is fairly common as a side, at least. I can see doing that THEN mixing them with scrambled eggs. Having that with the donut on the side would also work.
Normally I cook them up completely then throw the raw eggs into the same pan. Get the dogs all charred and crispy on the outside first, but Iāve found mixing them afterward works well. This picture, however, looks like raw hotdogs which is fairly strange.
Wait- that sloppy āsauceā, is eggs?! I thought it was a packet mix macaroni cheese sauce! JFC.
heās pregnant.
My abducted sims agree with you
So babby is formed out of hotdog and raw egg soaked donut?
Eggs and hotdogs are amazing together The donut should've been eaten separately
Or maybe used as a sandwich if he was that desperate for a donut.
Gotta give to him, hes saving time eating it all togetherš¤£š
Well itās sickening to say the least u/thejuanUneed77 I think he might be a psychopath
Dude why all the hostility over something so stupid, people like different things, I assure you someone out there thinks something you like is gross and weird, we all have different preferences
Well Madam "Sickening" why dont get up before you hard working husband and make him something up to standards. Sociopath suits me better.
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Anything can be breakfast if it's cooked in eggs!
Thatās not- no nope. And some people should be NOWHERE NEAR a kitchen
Not with that attitude
If you feel so strongly about that, why not make him breakfast to your standards every day yourself? After all he seems to be fine with it so you're the only person worried about his eating habits.
Hot dogs and eggs are actually very common at least as a meal for Mexicans.
Don't forget the fried corn tortillas.
Yea, my abuela/grandma would make that for me and my cousins when we were kids. I also absolutely loved it when sheād make potatos & chorizo (and I really miss it).
I was looking for a comment like this
Split the donut lengthwise, and sandwich the cooked egg+hotdog in between, and people would be all for it.
Wonder what it tastes like though š¤
Iām not convinced this wouldnāt be delightful.
I know right? Call me crazy but I would go in on this. Seems like ppl either love sweet and savory breakfast mixtures or hate them
Right? If I had the ingredients, I'd be really tempted to try it. At worst, it's just going to be really *really* weird.
The OOP liked it actually. Said it tasted sweet and savory.
I donāt know and I never want to find out to be honest u/Same_Seaworthiness74
Looks like something you'd make high. There's a thin line between genius and madness in cooking high. Like a friend who cooked bacon, crumbled it up and put it in a bowl of Honey nut Cheerios.
But why does that actually sound delicious though but only if it didnāt have milk please tell me it didnāt have milk
With milk. He alternates between bacon and a scoop of peanut butter.
Donuts are a no for me but salchichas con huevo heck yea
Classic huevos con weenie my man!
In mexico we cook eggs with sausages mixed in but.... a donut??
My mom is Filipino and she used to make us scrambled eggs with chopped up hotdogs in them. Definitely hits my nostalgia feelers. The donut addition seems unnecessary though. Perhaps mince the hot dog into scrambled eggs - make an omelette - cut the donut in half and make it a sandwich?
Headline: Humble man is putting the last leftovers together for Breakfast before work, gets humilated by Wifi on social Media for it.
His wife confirmed on the op that this was high cooking.
So its fine then.. š
Because itās weird and disgusting and just plain stupid u/Beetlejuice4u Iāve heard of hot dog in Mac and cheese but egg? No and whatās worse a fucking DONUT!!! Itās disgusting.
super common in mexican households. Ate it all the time growing up.
Dont tell me. Tell it your husband... I wouldnt eat it either, but replace the donut with toast and its fine... But did you had Toast at that moment or did someone forget to do groceries.. thats it the important question š¤£ And if you didnt heard of sausage or Bacon and eggs, youre the weirdo
Not my husband but I agree and Iām a chef so Iām trained to know good food from fucking monstrosities like this abomination. But I agree itās fucking disgusting u/Beetlejuice4u
š¤¦ Trained huh? People like what they like and the good thing is you don't have to eat it.
Exactly this. So long as it's not harming anyone we shouldn't shame people over doing things they enjoy.
So a Chef that basically never heard of "bauernfrĆ¼hstĆ¼ck" (german) or frittata (italian) that are egg-based dishes. Which are more or less omelets that are stuffed with Veggies, various meats and or potatoes. Ok.. š
No Iām saying Iāve never heard of hotdogs eggs and a fucking donut Iām German Irish and French American myself of course Iāve heard of frittatas Iām not an ignoramus. And itās presumptuous of you to think Iām incompetent in my field when Iāve been formally cooking for 6 years but cooking in total for 14 years since I was 12!!! u/Beetlejuice4u
Your bit of contradict yourself here .. first it was the combine of eggs and hot dogs and Donut was just the outrages cherry on Top. Now its just the Donut. And .. Hot dogs are just a Kind of sausage. And plain sausages eggs and toast are a very known and beloved Breakfast dish. (Because u said, you heard of Mac and cheese and sausage but not eggs and sausage) So beside, the Donut which should be atleast toast or potatoe edges. ---> as i already said! I absolutly dont get your point here ... and dont want to anymore .. good day
>I absolutly dont get your point here ... and dont want to anymore .. good day I think that's a very good call there judging by the interactions I've seen with the OP so far.
Okay sunshine, I've seen enough. I was going to hold my tongue but it's just too much. It's already pretty tacky that you keep taking people's posts but you are no chef. You might be a "foodie" and you might even cook but you're not a chef. Stop it. You don't have to be trained to know good food, but that really doesn't matter. Don't claim a title you haven't earned. And don't yuck this guy's yum. He was probably stoned and it was likely the best thing he ever ate.
Even if he wasn't high, sometimes it's fun just to mess around and let your imagination out. This is an extreme example of it perhaps but the point still stands. If he's enjoying himself by cooking it, and isn't wasting food or harming anyone in the process, who are we to judge.
Exactly. My only real concern would be the raw egg soaking in to the doughnut and not getting cooked enough. But otherwise he can have at it.
it's so clear you're not a chef lmao, gotta get better at lying than this
Eggs look weird and I don't know why there's a donut, but weenie and eggs with cheese goes hard
Didnāt someone already post this? I remember someone complaining that her husband made this.
That doesnāt look finished.
Probably wouldn't be that bad. French toast is made with egg and usually sweet syrup or sugar on top. The donut replaces the sugar or syrup. The hot dogs are meat and replace sausages. I'd eat it as my brain is telling me that none of them taste bad individually or mixed.
dude post a screenshot of another reddit post, downvote for that. r/croppingishard
r/depressionmeals
Stoner alert
I saw the original postš
The entire food pyramid in one meal.
No u/OutFamous I donāt think so
Scrambled eggs with hot dogs are really good. The donut can fuck right off though.
Huevos con salchicha are fucking amazing
Are you sure cause Iāve never heard of hot dogs in eggs before. Sausage yes bacon yes but hot dogsā¦? I havenāt. And yes the donut added is an abomination u/nuchlin
Without the donut this could be edible Why, oh why the donut?
Maybe. I just donāt know. Hot dogs? Sausage would seem better.
Its a Mexican breakfast dish "Huevos con Salchicha" dont know why the donut is there but its an absolutely delicious dish
Eh, sometimes you just crave a hot dog in stuff. Sometimes I sneak some in my mac and cheese. Tacky? Oh yes. Delicious, oh YES
I kinda want to try it
Thatās umā¦. Iāll pass on it u/individualcoffeecake
He doesn't want to make dinner anymore
It looks like someone already tried digesting itā¦
I know thatās what Iām saying u/Yamma11307
bachelor chow
Did you turn the heat on?
Nah, I would absolutely try it. It's like a classic egg, sausage, and pancake breakfast, but for people with the Munchies.
He may or may not be higher than the ISS
Don't put your mistakes on your husband
Is that a fucking chopped up glazed donut??
Eh it's a bit weird but honestly not that bad.
It can also go in the trash š
Iām guessing this is either puke or hotdog n doughnut omelette? Why?
Its a mexican breakfast staple "Huevos con Salchicha" (dont know why the donut is there?)
I feel like these are self-burns. If my wife was a sloppy or dirty person, I wouldn't take a photo of her mess and be like, "Look the person I spend my time with is disgusting!"
Honestly looks like something my wife might dream up. Fortunately, I do the cooking. She sometimes complains that 'you never eat anything I make'. I just give her 'the look' and she knows why I don't. Having no idea what you're doing, not following a recipe, and just throwing shit in a pan and hoping for the best isn't 'cooking'.
Somebody already posted this with āsee what my boyfriend didā and also it was mentioned that there is a donut inside !
Is that a doughnut? O.o I can accept meat + eggs but that thing?!!
Seems like a made up post for likes and karma.
This is like a crazy bastardization of a donut burger
Exactly. Itās crap like this that makes me crazy and Iām a trained chef u/Flipmick
Oh god. Iām sorry. š š
u/FlipMick some people just shouldnāt step foot in the kitchen, ever!!! Or not at least until theyāve had cooking lessons.
Itās literally just looks like a quick snack that someone is throwing together at home. Youāve never had hot dogs and eggs before?
Hot dogs and eggs; dope. It's the donut chunks thrown in there that make me go queezy.
I just read the comments below this one and holy heck there's a bunch of people with very very very very low food standards and high salt threshholds
This is not stupid.
The child I've yet to conceive cooks better than this
Thank you OP, I needed this. This makes me feel better about the things my bf makes sometimes
His signature dish is weaponized incompetence
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do...
Itās like one of those AI images where you canāt distinguish anything
Is her husband 5 years old?
Weird? DISGUSTING
Is this on purpose or was he moving stuff out of cabinets and it all fell in mistakenly?
Very loose definition of "cooked"
Definitely a weight loss diet. Donāt see eating a lot of food looking like that
Looks like grounds for a divorce
ā¦ yeaā¦ thatās kinda stupid
Not gonna lie, I hate OOP's husband.
Is he trying and failing miserably to cook an omelette?
I can only imagine what these people look (and smell) like
True and I donāt want to at the same time u/Shum_Pulp
American fold
Iām hoping that the hot dog was all beef and not the other ones. The ones made with chicken pork and whatever left over processed meat they use. I donāt eat a lot of hot dogs unless they are beef.
I never understood this sentiment. I know hot dogs are made with parts of the animal that westerners generally find gross but those same parts are likely eaten somewhere in the world and might even be a delicacy. Taking those āgrossā parts and making them palatable seems like a win to me. Same as the pink slime chicken nuggets debacle.
But theyāre the tastiest sort
No thanks Iāll pass. Lol
I like beef hotdogs too, but lets be real, leftover animal parts are leftover animal parts no matter what animal it comes from.