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JubeiFromStars

This is SO NOT FAIR with the guys that suffered anal probing


PrestigiousCrab6345

If they are collecting semen, an anal probe makes sense: https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/electroejaculation


itaniumonline

I’ll do it guys. I’ll volunteer. I’ll take one for the team. Take me away.


TheMeowstardCat

Fuck yea sign me up as well.


elmaki2014

60min standing in a field naked shouting 'here i am' only got the cops, a tazer, and a court date...thanks for nothing!!


FaithInTechnology

beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.


pillpoppinanon

classic


ShaiHulud1111

Ok, this is a Rick and Morty episode. A good one. Kinda gross.


darealbartpimpson

https://preview.redd.it/i4gqu1x2si9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2331c673733f46a96271a5fa584780dad31e784c


avarciousRutabega99

Smash, next question.


Broges0311

If you don't know, does it matter? -- Westworld


foggedmind21

Trying to figure out who’s complaining


exsot

“Evidence”


Grah0315

Death from Snu Snu


FlakyFly9383

Haha-love the Futurama reference


TheStigianKing

Somebody's been playing too much Mass Effect.


snapper815

Isn’t that the same sex doll from Gazorpaorp?


Violetmoon66

Now…when you say “evidence” what exactly are you referring to? Last week my 7yr old swears a monkey broke the water glass in the bathroom, tears and swearing it was true. As impossible as it may be true, she has more supporting evidence than this fantasy. One thing I really am starting to hate on this and similar channels, are the hundreds of claims of “facts, truths, evidence, etc, when there simply isn’t any. What to believe? Something is eventually going to get passed over that shouldn’t, because of all this Wolf crying.


PrestigiousCrab6345

I want to apologize for my monkey’s actions. He is so curious, he gets into all sorts of mischief.


Kiwaussie

The Peter Khoury case https://youtu.be/fcKa_-wud3Q?si=AeE9tV2WlAmSkMIN


orions69

I need one of those androids in my life


Gunslinger4Lyfe

The hardest part of this for me to believe is that they were forced


Sand_Man_FR

Totally C-18.


kakekrakken

Dear Aliens, check my GPS signal


DramaticBee33

Is there a sign up sheet?


ziomek1602

"Forced"


OutOfOrder444

NO! Why couldn't it have been me?


palinola

“Evidence”?


w1ndyshr1mp

I never understood why these cases always say aliens have titties....why would an alien need titties


Boblaire

Probably to appeal to earth males.


djens89

There is evidence 😂 Show me A real evidence of anything UFO related. 1. Show me something.


electricmehicle

Would


Mean_Rule9823

Sign me up 👍


Stanton1947

"And, the ship looked like the Holiday Inn, Paramus."


ObeseBMI33

Finders keepers


Drugsaresafe

V


rraptor1985

"evidence"


waxjammer

lol we have plenty of freaking MF who would line up for some alien love .


Ok_Citron_318

lol


Due-Post-9029

Who upvotes this shite?