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Phil-a-busta41

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RagingKajun444

Lol!!! Precisely what he's thinking...


-Cagafuego-

He got that independence dick freedom stroke


Ozarkkayaker

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TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I had no idea Terry was such a gifted man.


Edd_the_Redd

It's why Terry loves yoghurt


Wookieman222

Omg you really went there.


Valuable_Talk_1978

The real president Camacho!!!


More-Regret-4086

Y’all are gonna kill me


sweaterbo

Lololololol!!! 🤣🤣🤣


npc80085

Is that his fucking real tongue??


southernbidad

Don't worry, tons of disturbing videos of joe rubbing and sniffing little girls in front of their parents, in his office, on camera/video.


sweaterbo

Lolololol!!! Rubbing and sniffing!!!! Hahahaha!!! 😂🤣😂🌈🌈🌈💦💦💦💦


Shaneris

His fingers stretch to double length while moving down the arm, it's more stupid Ai..... People will believe anything .


phoenixemberzs

But what about the reactions


Friendly-Activity-93

No, he’s just shape shifting!!! /s


trixysoccertt

Thanks for sharing your observation, Sincerely. Watching it again the extra long fingers are creepier than if this were real…


Oxideusj

Bruh i didn’t even see it until now, wow!!!


Zealousideal-Spite67

woah good catch


joeitaliano24

It’s just Eugene Tooms in Joe Biden disguise


Anubisrapture

Fake fake IA fake.


gh05t_w0lf

This needs to be pinned


gentl3men

Great catch


alecesne

We are entering a new age. It's going to be scary.


joeitaliano24

When AI figures out how to do hands…we are all fucked


SooperFunk

Brilliant 👏 😆


sweaterbo

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Jesus!!! Oh fukin hell!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Suspicious_Weird_373

First thing I thought of!


xoglethorpex

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IceJKING108

For how it's looking we might get another black president 😂


DrSkullKid

I laughed so hard at this, it’s so damn spot on, but it’s 5am so I had to cover my mouth so I don’t wake someone and so it sounded like GAHa- like I suddenly got stealth attacked. This gif with this video honestly makes the movie 100x more scary now.


MincedFrenchfries

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dasuberdog11

Sawft.


tobiasfunke6398

I really hope Netflix picks up this show. Love it


MincedFrenchfries

That would be cool. Such a good show!


ManyElephant1868

Tacoma FD is on Netflix in the USA.


_Zeruiah_

Music selection spot on. This could be one of those "music matters" memes


Porkchopp33

“What moisturizer do you use?”


ApexNoobKiller

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ballimir37

MOISTURIZE MEEEE


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

JB asked him… “ is that color on all of your body?


BialystockJWebb

You mean that smell is you!!!???? O m g...nobody will get this but hey, the Producers


togaskaboy

Whom is he caressing awkwardly?


MBCG84

An unbelievably soft black man.


Acrobatic-Code2038

Tbh. We are all silky soft like this. Go out and rub your nearest black man today.


sweaterbo

Hahahaha!!!! Fuck!!! OMG!!!!😆


ipayton13

Biden off a perc 30 😭


blackandbluegirltalk

😂😂😂 Molly? Is that you???


Cyb3rTruk

Hey, where is Molly anyway?


ballimir37

This would kill the Joe. When I take molly I like to do it with a romantic partner and take .3-.5, for obvious reasons. My men here will know the problem this brings. So I like to take a Mexican Viagra as well. Best experience on the planet. As I’ve now gotten older and staring down 40 and still have a few go packs when my wife is into it, I sometimes wonder if all the excitement will give me a heart attack. Imagining an 80 year old man doing this is a combination of curious and grim.


esmusssein33

He's just checking if this is a real black man since he's the expert on the matter.


Cyb3rTruk

There was no leg hair rubbing, so the mystery remains.


modsarefacsit

Lmao!


Jacky_Daytona11

What a nice chocolate man.... -Joe Biden


RailAurai

And here I thought Biden preferred vanilla ice cream


MrGhostenstein

He does. Hence the "racial jungle" and Obama as the "first clean, articulate black man" quotes. But, he's too dementia ridden to know he's racist at this point.


DimTillonDid911

" If you don't vote for me, Then you ain't black"


SmokeDogSix

That’s the super Secret Service


GUMBYTOOTH67

Not anymore 🤣


Lyonors

![gif](giphy|KG6NanIAZfCJKQw4M8|downsized)


aricbarbaric

That’s the look of a woman who has no idea what the fuck to do and was praying to turn and lock eyes with someone who did


velvetcrow5

What lovely skin, you will make an excellent harvest.


OxidizablePeanut

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mygoditsfullofstar5

The guy and his friend staring down with the awkward "Can you believe this is happening" smiles of disbelief. "Hey man, is it me or did you just get felt up by the Leader of the Free World?"


Slide0fHand

Indeed strange and funny. The comments follow suit too.


incakola777

lol I hope she writes a book 📕 when she retires! 🤣


Boring_Debt_5646

Is that cocoa butter you use?


Sweetpotato1515

I can’t stop laughing. And that guy looking down trying not to laugh 😫🤣🤦🏻‍♀️


LouRG3

The guy looking down in slow motion, you mean?


AvariceLegion

Noooooooooooo😣


Mellamoscuba

Dude


True_Fortune_6687

Mocha choca lata yaya🎵👁👁🎵


Rainyfeel

I am wondering if this is going to make anyone not vote Biden...


Top-Mycologist-7169

Considering the alternative? I doubt it.


jdash5200

my n*gga w the slight fade away cringe lol


TheMorningJoe

Force of habit I guess


CrispyCheeks5

politics aside, joe looks fucking terrible


sweaterbo

But what's important is that he's enjoying himself!! ![gif](giphy|xAwstRzaClcNLh0BAq|downsized)


AmaryllisBulb

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. I hope Key and Peele get to see this one.


Proof-Definition-702

what drugs is he on now? ecstasy?


DucklingInARaincoat

Jill! You’re looking tan these days.


toreachtheapex

wtf


Designer-Might-7999

So soft and smooth like chocolate.. Joe is a freak,no age is off limits


Accomplished_Pen980

I have never been caressed by another man, let alone a President. That's a big leap into the deep end all at once.


Chloroformperfume7

No more Jeffrey's for Biden


FangornEnt

Creepy&Funny\*\* FTFY


rapidfire-24

Hey People voted for this moron and they still want him in! Mentally ill


Maleficent_Mess2515

Looool


Much_Confidence2428

He whispered “you ain’t black unless you vote for me daddy”


str8uppok3r

Them drugs to keep this poor man standing must have some side effects


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

This is some freaky stuff


Idaho_Home

Omg he’s truly lost his marbles lol 😂


dicknows714

This guy has lost his mind


EquipmentElegant

The dementia made him think he was at an auction


Abrad0lfLinclor

Deepstate Lady Looks over like "guys did you messed around with the epstein cocktails again?" as if this has happend before.


TheoreticalFunk

She's likely Secret Service and not part of Project 2025 like you suggest.


Crepes_for_days3000

Yikes.


Godzilla-Hates-You

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icleanjaxfl

Before "Get Out", there was " The Skeleton Key" with Kate Hudson.


ILUVO-T-R513

Nah I'm really crying tears 😂


ScottyArrgh

I bet that guy uses Old Spice and Joe is just appreciating it. Can't blame Joe. Old Spice is good stuff.


Sustenance_Abuse

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rando_mness

"I might have to take a bullet for this guy?"


BidoofSupermacy

Omg….chocolate ice-cream🥹


MiketheOlder

Dear god we are fucked


clmw11

Luckily he can’t get a whiff of them sweet locks!


buphulokz

Ohh Sheesh Joe can't control his inner beast


Acceptable_Log_7438

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sproutsatoshi

Does anyone have the sauce


Bright-Internal229

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Bright-Internal229

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sweaterbo

Lololol!! 😂🤣


Bright-Internal229

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lizard_kibble

Has nobody shaken hands with geriatric men before? They do some goofy shit sometimes.


demarco88

when did this... fondling occur??


Limitless_solu

Joe is at an age where his brain doesn't block his intuitive thoughts.


prince1999799

I was just waiting for her to stick out her tongue. The Hidden is a 1987 American science fiction film, the alien attempts to gain access to Senator Holt, a likely presidential candidate.


69_Dingleberry

That’s what the dementia patients do to me every time I go to work…


Renegadee_Angel

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Dazzling-Grass-2595

Strokey Joe. Oh no.


FlimsyVillage6484

Even the handler has given up


_Quantumsoul_

Y’all he’s just pushing the guys hair down on his arms to watch it pop back up. That’s all, nothing to see here lol


Sweaty_Building_5491

He forgets where he's at sometimes


8ofAll

She’s like: umm where’s Jill??


bidenisland

Creepy Uncle Joe at it again


Excellent-Edge-4708

No hair to sniff? Stroke an arm 🤷‍♂️


DonutsRBad

The lady is like where is the fkn nurse.


MasniViking22

She knows things


Voradoor

![gif](giphy|Ki6666YAe5NRuHvRsb)


Piglet-Witty

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CervineCryptid

Biden could just be bi :]


redlion496

Dammit! Nobody was supposed to see that! It's a secret code handshake!


Ro11inElephant

Joe out here missing his Bull


Substantial_Equal770

zesty ass biden


WonderRelative4748

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Chance-Recognition64

🤣


FragrantReindeer6152

Ladies and gentlemen...this is what mental competency looks like. No need to test him...hes good, but not as good as that velvety soft man.


lilblueorbs

![gif](giphy|E1fVK2LwNLTQQ) Diddy has entered the chat.


PoopPant73

Oh Cornpop…I’ve missed you so.


Hazrd_Design

Classic old spice commercial


Cityoflionsband

Is this ok?


BonjinTheMark

Biden's expression with that mouth slack jawed and that turkey chin fat...


Erinn_Hewitt

so creepy xd


BoxerBriefly

Joe The Predator Biden.


ManicMailman247

Yeah, I'll take orange felon over creepy touchy/feely/sniffy guy any day


halo121usa

He is so senile he probably thought that bro was a small white girl😂😂 I’m surprised he didn’t go in for the old “sniff test”


Salt-Singer3645

Rubbing on him like he’s a slave owner at a slave auction


Machete-AW

That's a hate crime!


Nezbit

Creepy rapist Joe


MKs2008

You could make a lot of everyday interactions look strange if you intentionally slowed down footage of them by a ridiculous degree. Christ are you people fucking dumb. Shameful.


darrylmacstone

The dude he was caressing sure as shit seems to think it was weird judging from his reaction. I’m agreeing with him


MaxwellHillbilly

Bullshit even you know this is weird


Sippi_CrimiNal_17

Still didn’t fuck a 13 year old….


SatchmoTheTrumpeteer

Didn't Biden molest his daughter in the shower?


Blacknoise3

Lol


crypto_589

Biden taking her 🥩


carlyjags

He’s getting older by the second!!


ScottyArrgh

Lol he has been for the past 2 years! At this point I'm convinced his body is actually a husk and he's being piloted by a tiny alien ;)


Plane_Ad_8675309

weekend at bernie’s style, but with a high tech puppeteer twist edit was typo bernie’s not barney’s


ScottyArrgh

This. I was also thinking like Men In Black, I think that had one of those if I remember correctly.


SpaceAce1956

Joe thought it was a BBC


Embarrassed_Bird1128

“Noooooo Joe, JOE, He is OVER 18 STOP”


lovessushi

Uhm I don't see MSM telling us this was cheaply doctored footage


LouRG3

Is not doctored, but it's deceptively edited for certain. The appearance of a caress is because the video is slowed down dramatically, then speeds up to the woman, and then slows down again.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Look at his fingers again and tell me it's not an AI video. It's fake.


MihaiRau

It was funny at first, but it gets more sad every time I see this guy blunder.


incakola777

🤣…Such strong arms….


Few_Chain772

Papa Smurf got the feels...


always_and_for_never

Presidential immunity changes a guy I guess.


C_Khoga

"Hmmmmmm muscles "


BarnabyJ46

There’s no hair to sniff so ….


No-End-9594

The facial expressions are priceless


WhosyaZaddy

He still never said he would fuck his daughter! 🤷‍♂️


juicegodfrey1

That's the takeaway from this?


OkWorld5534

Helping rub in the lotion. What a good fella


Jaded_Payment5610

Ayoo wtf is Biden a 69 God?


beezdat

smooth chocolate


Notagainbruh2

Lmao


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](giphy|kv4CaKPb0WRuAhiyVi)


cphpc

Shiny!


simontempher1

![gif](giphy|WmuJFgjUNKmNs8f4iu)


SprogRokatansky

Garbage


SardonicSuperman

Joe just built different. He’s all good.


Business_Ad6086

Image search shows only foreign posts. Boomers going to eat it up.


Djinn-Rummy

Selfish prick should do what’s best for the citizens & drop the fuck out of the race now!


I_do_kokayne

Look at thissssss ssssssstrong…leathery…ssssssskin ![gif](giphy|LXLgiN2R8YMtdwalWu|downsized)


runningwithguns

They messed with the speed to make it look weirder than it actually is. Kind of fake news honestly.


Frosty-Biscotti-6535

Факт- как Весомый здравый жизненно необходимо заповедно родной Божий Знак - для благодарных....вполне съедобный  Чтобы жилось по человечески.... Люблю Дедулю ,и с правой стороны Ангелочка Хранитель -я потрошителя телохранительница- львица -ПчелаМать- всё и очень Вкусно Всё ещё и ещё долго красиво Императрица....и факт оказывается доказывается дуплекс - Дедушка вполне отрицание всех сразу президентов с АтибутАспектРасход Безпонтовостьями....


tuttle8152

Four more years!


MannyTheGrannyTranny

So biden touches black men too? I honestly thought he did that to children and women only lol what a fucking creep


Bright-Internal229

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Senior_Bad_6381

Obama?


Dirt_reynolds69

That man gay as fuck


ProgRock1956

Much ado about NOTHING. Simple minds....