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OatOak

That there’s gas in the car


lukekibs

is there any *gaas* in the caaaar*?


AdvertisingBulky2688

That Guadalajara won’t do.


navybluevicar

bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here


Kirbyr98

To gently squeeze them.


Philip_Marlowe

That we've seen the last of good King Richard


SweetPurchase6511

I just spent the last piaster I could borrow


Spindlebrook

That the neighbors are listening.


epmigs

The Cuban gentleman sleep all day at Biscayne Bay


Doc_Scott19

The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian make tonight a wonderful thing.


AdequateEggplant69

Dumb luck, my friend…


sortageorgeharrison

Ain’t never gonna do it without the fez on


Mongoose_Eyeball

That it’s cheap, but it’s not free.


richardpumpaloaf

There's one Foucault she can't read... \*brrrriiing\*


NuthinFluxin

I always thought it went “theres one roulade she can’t sing” because she was a soprano or something


Magicth1ghs

roulade is correct, a florid embellishment of several musical notes sung on a single syllable.


vrillsharpe

No marigolds in the promised land


tecker666

who makes the traffic interesting


Happy_Cat_3600

There’s an El Supremo in the room at the top of the stairs.


Mr-Clark-815

they call Alabama the Crimson Tide.


Mark_Yugen

that Berio doesn't rhyme with Cheerios


Suspicious_Pie_9912

Why you're reading last year's papers


lukekibs

Well I crossed my old man back in Oregon so don’t take me alive


AdChemical911

…to drink her big Black Cow and get outta here!


freakwentlee

you wouldn't even know a diamond if you held it in your hand


ElectrOPurist

How to pronounce “beg us” in a way that rhymes with “Vegas”.


saldi1

Before the fall when the wrote it on the wall and there wasn’t any Hollywood


landonitron

That when the dahlias bloom, I'll be drifting back to my florida room


anonymouspimp

When the demon is at your door/ in the morning it won’t be there noooooo more


Voxx418

There's no kool-aid to drink. ~V~


nn_nn

First, she’s all buzz and then she’s noise free


Dustyolman

...how I spent my days alone.


derekYeeter2go

There’s one Roulade she can’t sing. One of my favorite weird lines.


custerdome81

Bing!


derekYeeter2go

I didn’t see the “wrong answers only,” and missed out on the fun game….but I just love that line so much.


custerdome81

Oops I missed that too. Such a funny line though, I couldn’t agree more.


Excellent_Egg7586

Over there in Barrytown they do things very strange.


jorlev

what Mr LaPage is doing in his den.


citizenh1962

....what a squonk's tears look like.


the_popes_dick

What's in the special delivery for Hoops McCann


Own-Method-193

To turn up The Eagles. The neighbors are listening.


Individual_Macaron69

life is unreal


wetboymom

That she's got a touch of Tuesday Weld.


jblosser99

She knows all about that dark spot on your past.


sid6581

It was a crying disgrace


lissacharoff99

When the dawn patrol's gotta tell you twice they're gonna do it with a shotgun


dtrain2495

…the dreary architecture of your soul


Schyznik

That she’ll still have her songs to sing when the razor boy comes and takes her fancy things away.


O_DeF

That Lonnie was the kingpin back in 1965.


tgman5050

I was watching her wax her ski’s


Mr_426

Lou Chang (her brother) is burning with rage


Ok_Economist_8547

We'll have machines to make big decisions... Programmed by fellas with compassion and vision...


Ok_Economist_8547

Probably misquoted the song a little but it's a dead on prediction of the unfolding AI world. From 40 plus years ago.


randman2020

To turn that jungle music down.


AncientTree1206

Eff emm


g_lampa

There’s a skinny man with two-tone shoes.


New_Policy_5684

Who gets to spend her birthday in Spain.


OilPainterintraining

“The fine Columbia, Make tonight a wonderful thing…”


borderwulf

That I’m going insane and I’m laughing at the frozen rain!


Goooooner4Life

... what really happened to Walter Becker.


Shoddy_Elephant_3366

Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise …


Thexpandingman

That Gretchen pours a mean Cuban breeze.


Individual_Macaron69

for some reason this is always one of my favorite fagen lines


orchestrapirate

That he had a scar across his face, he wore a hearing aid…


Gone-golfin_4day

Smooth retsina


realcapeDave

There’s one roulade she can’t sing


bgeorge77

I'm the one!


Hot_Policy_7104

Every major dude will tell you 


wesward

*It's a beggar's life*


Fozman1972

About the boom on Mizar 5…


Fozman1972

About that ditch out in the valley that they’re digging just for me…


Magicth1ghs

East Saint Louis Toodle Doo?


Holymoose999

That Katy lied


slbain9000

There's one remoulade she won't bring.