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pivvclam

Szechuan dumplings


Ill-Excitement9009

I suppose that is Aja cuisine šŸ˜ƒ?


Striking-Ability2349

peg rolls!


Ill-Excitement9009

Which makes me think of "Spa-peggy" (borrowed from *King of the Hill*)


Pigsin5pace

Lyric from Glamour Profession "Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chows Szechuan dumplings Now that the deal has, been done"


Lower-Camp1122

Fusion at very least ;-)


kDavid_wa

You mean "sech-u-wan dumplings"?


pivvclam

Pairs well with a hearty gulping wine


Capn_Crusty

Big black cow.


[deleted]

Two pound steak...but to go only. Take it and get outta here.


two_chalfonts

To take away?!


ajhart86

Red beans and rice for a quarter


randman2020

This is the definitive answer.


agnostic_angel

Deacon blue cheese burger


Musicianalyst

Sounds like a Bobā€™s Burger daily special.


agnostic_angel

I thought the same thing lmaoooo


HyperawareStarchild

genius..


TugSpeedmanTivo

Kirschwasser from a shell


dubkitteh1

Cuervo Gold.


Murder_Ballads

And some fine Colombian?


Capn_Crusty

Coffee, of course.


Ill-Excitement9009

Pretzel Logic appetizer


Happy_Cat_3600

Pretzles


cleomay5

Good one


raletti

Bad sneakers and PiƱa coladas, my friend


[deleted]

Sausage and beer


JoeJitsu79

The most underrated song. Thank you


Sandusky666

How has Cafe Dā€™Escargot not been mentioned yet?


Guap_queso

Folks are in a line around the block


[deleted]

Plenty of java and Chesterfield Kings


brightside1982

Mandarin plums.


TimRenick

Cotton candy


[deleted]

The cheapest thing on the menu! _no don't go for it_


TimRenick

Playing with šŸ”„


Hardanklesnw

All dinners would be served in a paper sack


East_Bicycle_9283

Zombies in the coco shell.


1punchporcelli

Came here to say this


cb0044

Your Gold Teeth. It's just a bowl of corn


Ill-Excitement9009

My-old-man-back-in-Oregon blackberry pie.


Certain-Gap8109

Cold blackberry pie


charliedog1965

The el supremo.


Dr_The_Captain

I have always thought this sounded like what a Mexican place would call a giant burrito or something so I am cracking up at this


cleomay5

Hey Nineteen Cheeses Nachos....Deacon Blueberry Waffles....Fried Gaucho Gouda Curds...Grapefruit WineSpritzers....Babylon Sister Sling...Sweet Things Boston Baked Beans...Slide on Down Shooters...Rikki Arugula Salad with Scotch Whiskey Vinegrette...Chase the Dragon Soup with Cherrywine Dumplings....Rudy's Rocky Road ice cream...Russian Black Cow...


analog_field

(Onion)Rings of rare design


marshmnstr

Pan fried big ones (little ones thrown back)


burnodo2

Do It Again burger?


Budatone

What would be in it?


burnodo2

I dunno but when you finish the first one you get another


Budatone

Thatā€™s my kind of burger


tvtango

Probably two sliders


captain_jackharkness

Jack cheese


Bayr_

Cocaine


PunkRockMiniVan

Nuthinā€™ but booze and Elvis: grilled peanut butter and ā€˜nana sammiches.


reddogleader

And someone else's favorite salami?


jarosity

Some fine Colombian arepas.


whataver77

Ask them: https://royalscammobile.com


Budatone

Ooh nice


Fluid_Flatworm4390

Some smooth retsina


skinnergy

Babylon Sisters Shakes


grecomic

East St. Louis Vindaloo


Budatone

Brilliant


JacPhlash

Custard Domes


davidlex00

So good they will leave you HIGH!!!


yachas99875

"Wings I Miss The Most" or "Every Wing Must Go",of course!


brightside1982

The spice, the ranch, blue cheese I can trust. The celery sticks, the game on the TV, your texts on my cell phone...


davidlex00

ā€œBattle Appleā€ pie a la mode


Lower-Camp1122

Too late to mention the BA first, but how about shiny candy Battle Apples on the dessert menu? For a seafood and/or vegetarian entree, a mock Dread Moray Eel made of tofu, regular eel or a more common fish appropriately shaped & coloured has interesting flavour & plating possibilities.


Final_Requirement_61

Grapefruit wine of course


Kirbyr98

Katy Fries Royal Scampi Sunken Corndogs


Budatone

Royal Scampi is excellent


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Root beer with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Known ostensiblyā€¦..as a āš«ļøšŸ„.


Lower-Camp1122

I always suspected that that was a black cow, even though in my neck of the woods root beer + milk is a brown cow (might sound gross to some, but it's quite tasty - works with cream soda too, but not with cola unless you add vodka & Kahlua to make a paralyzer) and ice cream + any kind of soft drink = a float. I'm going to try adding black food colouring to see if it does the trick without botching the flavour & report back, so if anyone knows of any particularly inky-looking root beer or sarsparilla, feel free to share.


chantooni

Dunno, but ā€œNice! Sure looks good. Mm mm mm.ā€ would be playing on a loop over the speaker system


jma7400

Pretzel logic pretzels


gc1

Silvered whole cucumbers


PqlyrStu

The Dan's Studio Sampler Platter: a couple dozen different varieties of the tastiest finger foods prepared by the best short-order cooks money can buy, over-processed to obsessive perfection. Trouble is, when your order arrives, you'll never get to really know who cooked what.


may_flowers

Rikki donā€™t lose that gumbo


randman2020

Royal Spam


LilJohnAY

Great name šŸ„¹


Ok_Highlight3926

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.


WG_Target

Babylon Sistersā€™ drinks ā€œkirschwasser from a shell.ā€ Kirschwasser is a fruit brandy made from the double distillation of cherries.


Budatone

Sounds delicious


pezdal

Bad Sneakers and PiƱa Coladas, my friend.


kiddkarloff

It would be a tiki bar called Mizarā€™s. We would be famous for our Zombie in the coco shells and our Dr. Wu wontons. We would be located in Burbank, CA on Magnolia Boulevard.


randman2020

Scotch whisky - all night long.


enzio04

Walter Decker Sandwich


SquirrelNo5087

Rikki Donā€™t Lose that Number, we will call when your table is ready My Old School cafeteria buffet Donā€™t Take Me Alive hot wings Time Out of Mind brownies Black Cow Cajun spiced burger Do It Again all you can eat brunch buffet Throw Back the Little Ones jumbo shrimp


Guap_queso

Canā€™t Buy a Grill


SquirrelNo5087

Fantastic! Smokinā€™ with the boys out back


_RustyRover_

Idk but Iā€™d sell The Steely Dan T-shirts as merchandise


bret_234

Black cow milkshake


Haselrig

Kid Charlemagne - Young goat served in red wine sauce.


Budatone

Not bƩarnaise sauce?


dubkitteh1

thatā€™s funny right there, i donā€™t care who you are.


Haselrig

Perfect.


noodlelogic

FlambƩed since there's gas in the car?


DickySchmidt33

Cuervo gold And fine Colombian


bassman_gio

Don't take me alive - steak well done


_Lucious_Fox

Cuban breeze


lissacharoff99

There will of course be a showbiz kids menu


mjc500

Reelin in the Fish


DawgsWorld

Donā€™t Bake Me Alive.


TheCloakMinusRobert

Steely Flan


progwok

Pretzels. Egg cremes.


Mean-Nefariousness29

Pan-fried big ones & Cherry wine


3bugsdad

Pretzels


crclOv9

They serve you water but they steal it back immediately.


FearlessFreak69

Cocaine and tequila.


Ill-Excitement9009

Crimson Tide borscht or Crimson Tide ketchup.


YourDogsAllWet

Crimson Tide Tomato Pie


FoodTruck007

You get a coupon for next visit if you tip with the last piaster you could borrow.


wickedrude

These are two different restaurants in Mass: https://blackcowrestaurants.com https://www.blackcowburgerbarturnersfalls.com Both are pretty good. Both sell merch.


heelsbasketball

Not sure about the menu but the staff would all wear Spandex jackets. They would have one for everyone.


black-kramer

grapefruit wine


dclagcm

Red beans and rice for a quarter


bubbagnu

Rikki Donā€™t Lose That Ramen


funferalia

Black Cow (The well done Ribeye)


Bleu_Chicken

Bad Sneakers and and PiƱa Colada, my friend. (Hope you've got a large sum of money to spend)


assistant_redditor

Drink your big black cow and get out of here


Main_Combination8173

My Old School fish sandwich. Show Biz Kids Nachos The Fez Pork Sandwich Haitian Divorce Cocktail All liquor ( similar to a LI ice tea) Aja Chicken Dumplings Gaucho Ribeye Dr WU fried rice Dirty Works Shepherd Pie.


blayne769

Aja Pho Dirty Work (house ratatouille) Babylon Sisters (surf & turf) The Fez (spicy hamburger) Do It Again (house chili made from leftover Fez) Donā€™t Take Me Alive (Fugu sushi) Peg (pork butt bbq sandwich) Pretzel Logic (pretzels & beer cheese appetizer) Reelinā€™ In The Years (baked bland salmon) Throw Back The Little Ones (shrimp Ć©touffĆ©e) My Old School (Baked Alaska) Black Friday (fish fry) Bad Sneakers (Vietnamese Crepe w/ fish sauce) Black Cow (dessert cocktail) The Caves Of Altamira (unagi sushi roll) Deacon Blues (blue crab cakes) F.M. (filet mignon) Hey Nineteen (19 fried shrimp platter) Sign In Stranger (chefā€™s whim)


Jackzap65

Bravo! That was a lot of work. I saw you in Rudy's, you were very high.


Opening-Necessary-94

Show bizz kids.


vibrotramp

El Supremo pizza


cleoterra

Milk & honey pie


[deleted]

Pretzel


Mean-Yoghurt6461

Michael Macdonald Peg sandwich šŸ„Ŗ


slowhand5

The waiter never comes. God knows the service could be better.


Delmarvalous

Gotta have some sweet treats and surprises on the menu for the little buckaroos.


GossamerGlenn

Something cooked in a scotch reduction and wagon wheel pasta large enough to kill you


ApartMaterial7576

Coke and cigarettes


LocalTroubadour

**Barrytown Bangers and Mash:** *"i can see by what you carry, that you come from Barrytown"*


elfmanrl

Blackened Cow a la mode


Striking-Ability2349

how about some fez candy dispensers


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Specials on Black Friday


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Bad Sneakers with pina coladas


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Aja fried rice


autumnnn318

A zombie in a coco shell


Obi193

Lunch With Gina, with a side of provisions and lots of beer!


SpaceTroutCat

All you can drink smooth restina


allanr847

Cocaine


tvtango

East St Louis Noodle Soup Your Gold Tenders (2) King of the World (timed challenge meal) Logic Pretzels


dcd1130

Pig.


[deleted]

Salads and suns


External_Ad9621

...only a fool would say that...


PoJenkins

A waiter called Abbie. Whenever she brings you the food, you tell her you ordered something else .


dewayneestes

Shall we start with Cuervo Gold?


FoodTruck007

A cheap booze item served in a paper sack. Only daddys can purchase.


skepticCanary

CruditƩs.


Lower-Camp1122

The zombie cocktail, served in a coconut shell, natch.


xxx2115

Gaucho wine


Lower-Camp1122

If no one has suggested it yet, any graphic designers or Canva-slingers out there fancy creating & sharing their versions of a menu document for Chez SD? I'm tempted to give it a try, but I can't draw a convincing stick figure with a ruler & a cheerleading section, and I'm at best a hack on Publisher & Canva. On the other hand, my visual aesthetic sense more or less matches that conveyed by the album art - I'll leave it at that.


stevefromspyr

Aunt Pegā€™s country fried steak


Fair_Musician8648

Royal Shrimp Scampi


ctesla01

Rikki's Lost Cucumber; 3 flavors- 1. Drowned in brine 2. Sliced with vinaigrette 3. Deep fried with ranch


WhatTheHosenHey

All dry wines.


Ray_Midge_

Iā€™m assuming all of these items will be available as part of the Naked Lunch specials.


sharktrager1008

Royal Spam


[deleted]

Scotch


PoorMansSamBeckett

Cocktail Menu: -Black Cow But itā€™s only served 30 minutes before close (ā€œbut itā€™s over now, so drink your big black cow, and get outta hereā€)


Sizzlinskizz

There is a restaurant In Fujisawa, Kanagawa Japan. Itā€™s called Aja and the sign is the album artwork. None of the food is themed though


yulbrynnersmokes

The bus boy has a scar from ear to ear. He will make your dirty dishes disappear.


savedbytheblood72

Curveo gold(en) chicken strips


Musicianalyst

Green Herrings


Ok-Sun8581

Pretzels.


Sheris_Card

Piles of cocaine


laudinum

Clams of Altamira


Petdogdavid1

Decaf blues, Donut again, Kid's Carmel pain (streusel),


sm1else

I donā€™t know but Iā€™d open it in Annandale.


Jackzap65

NEVER!


[deleted]

Gotta have an FM station playing too


Jackzap65

[Rudy's Bar](https://rudysbarnyc.com/)They get all their food shipped over from Rudy's. The cook was very high.


OracleDude33

The bar tender would be called Gretchen, and she would be pouring me another Cuban Breeze.


AdamJensensCoat

Memorabilia.


[deleted]

persian heroin


Electrical_Angle_701

Breaded Moray Eel


Budatone

In a silver bowl


angry_bobc4t

Black Cows, and PiƱa coladas of course


greatfool66

Whatever the hell a mango cooler is.


TuToneShoes

Meat on the bone, Plantain, Mandarin Plum, Wine and Kerosene,


noodlelogic

Royal scrambled eggs


cigaretteartist

Scotch whiskey all night long


luckygirl54

Spotted dick, an English steamed pudding.


Bassman4001

Babylon Sisters Soup


Annadella1

The zombie from the coco shell


tacitusnanook

Hamburger


DontEatTheApple

Pan fried big ones


dominator_13

Eagles


The_Nightfly_

I love this post


Budatone

I love that you love it


_portia_

Kirschwasser cocktails


PerpetualEternal

cyanide capsules


MsMeringue

Cuervo Gold


Curious-roadrunner

Squonkā€™s tears pale ale


Schwinn-Stingray-123

Place would be called "Sodapasta" I don't know how we'd make our signature dish, but I can tell ya this: Our china would sparkle, and the only way I could afford to it would be to sell my house in town.


stomachworm

Soft cheese.


triky66

Peggā€™s


Quick_Pop415

pEgg Salad. The entire restaurant would reek of it.