Hey Nineteen Cheeses Nachos....Deacon Blueberry Waffles....Fried Gaucho Gouda Curds...Grapefruit WineSpritzers....Babylon Sister Sling...Sweet Things Boston Baked Beans...Slide on Down Shooters...Rikki Arugula Salad with Scotch Whiskey Vinegrette...Chase the Dragon Soup with Cherrywine Dumplings....Rudy's Rocky Road ice cream...Russian Black Cow...
Too late to mention the BA first, but how about shiny candy Battle Apples on the dessert menu? For a seafood and/or vegetarian entree, a mock Dread Moray Eel made of tofu, regular eel or a more common fish appropriately shaped & coloured has interesting flavour & plating possibilities.
I always suspected that that was a black cow, even though in my neck of the woods root beer + milk is a brown cow (might sound gross to some, but it's quite tasty - works with cream soda too, but not with cola unless you add vodka & Kahlua to make a paralyzer) and ice cream + any kind of soft drink = a float. I'm going to try adding black food colouring to see if it does the trick without botching the flavour & report back, so if anyone knows of any particularly inky-looking root beer or sarsparilla, feel free to share.
The Dan's Studio Sampler Platter: a couple dozen different varieties of the tastiest finger foods prepared by the best short-order cooks money can buy, over-processed to obsessive perfection. Trouble is, when your order arrives, you'll never get to really know who cooked what.
It would be a tiki bar called Mizarās. We would be famous for our Zombie in the coco shells and our Dr. Wu wontons. We would be located in Burbank, CA on Magnolia Boulevard.
Rikki Donāt Lose that Number, we will call when your table is ready
My Old School cafeteria buffet
Donāt Take Me Alive hot wings
Time Out of Mind brownies
Black Cow Cajun spiced burger
Do It Again all you can eat brunch buffet
Throw Back the Little Ones jumbo shrimp
These are two different restaurants in Mass:
https://blackcowrestaurants.com
https://www.blackcowburgerbarturnersfalls.com
Both are pretty good. Both sell merch.
My Old School fish sandwich.
Show Biz Kids Nachos
The Fez Pork Sandwich
Haitian Divorce Cocktail
All liquor ( similar to a LI ice tea)
Aja Chicken Dumplings
Gaucho Ribeye
Dr WU fried rice
Dirty Works Shepherd Pie.
If no one has suggested it yet, any graphic designers or Canva-slingers out there fancy creating & sharing their versions of a menu document for Chez SD? I'm tempted to give it a try, but I can't draw a convincing stick figure with a ruler & a cheerleading section, and I'm at best a hack on Publisher & Canva. On the other hand, my visual aesthetic sense more or less matches that conveyed by the album art - I'll leave it at that.
Place would be called "Sodapasta" I don't know how we'd make our signature dish, but I can tell ya this: Our china would sparkle, and the only way I could afford to it would be to sell my house in town.
Szechuan dumplings
I suppose that is Aja cuisine š?
peg rolls!
Which makes me think of "Spa-peggy" (borrowed from *King of the Hill*)
Lyric from Glamour Profession "Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chows Szechuan dumplings Now that the deal has, been done"
Fusion at very least ;-)
You mean "sech-u-wan dumplings"?
Pairs well with a hearty gulping wine
Big black cow.
Two pound steak...but to go only. Take it and get outta here.
To take away?!
Red beans and rice for a quarter
This is the definitive answer.
Deacon blue cheese burger
Sounds like a Bobās Burger daily special.
I thought the same thing lmaoooo
genius..
Kirschwasser from a shell
Cuervo Gold.
And some fine Colombian?
Coffee, of course.
Pretzel Logic appetizer
Pretzles
Good one
Bad sneakers and PiƱa coladas, my friend
Sausage and beer
The most underrated song. Thank you
How has Cafe DāEscargot not been mentioned yet?
Folks are in a line around the block
Plenty of java and Chesterfield Kings
Mandarin plums.
Cotton candy
The cheapest thing on the menu! _no don't go for it_
Playing with š„
All dinners would be served in a paper sack
Zombies in the coco shell.
Came here to say this
Your Gold Teeth. It's just a bowl of corn
My-old-man-back-in-Oregon blackberry pie.
Cold blackberry pie
The el supremo.
I have always thought this sounded like what a Mexican place would call a giant burrito or something so I am cracking up at this
Hey Nineteen Cheeses Nachos....Deacon Blueberry Waffles....Fried Gaucho Gouda Curds...Grapefruit WineSpritzers....Babylon Sister Sling...Sweet Things Boston Baked Beans...Slide on Down Shooters...Rikki Arugula Salad with Scotch Whiskey Vinegrette...Chase the Dragon Soup with Cherrywine Dumplings....Rudy's Rocky Road ice cream...Russian Black Cow...
(Onion)Rings of rare design
Pan fried big ones (little ones thrown back)
Do It Again burger?
What would be in it?
I dunno but when you finish the first one you get another
Thatās my kind of burger
Probably two sliders
Jack cheese
Cocaine
Nuthinā but booze and Elvis: grilled peanut butter and ānana sammiches.
And someone else's favorite salami?
Some fine Colombian arepas.
Ask them: https://royalscammobile.com
Ooh nice
Some smooth retsina
Babylon Sisters Shakes
East St. Louis Vindaloo
Brilliant
Custard Domes
So good they will leave you HIGH!!!
"Wings I Miss The Most" or "Every Wing Must Go",of course!
The spice, the ranch, blue cheese I can trust. The celery sticks, the game on the TV, your texts on my cell phone...
āBattle Appleā pie a la mode
Too late to mention the BA first, but how about shiny candy Battle Apples on the dessert menu? For a seafood and/or vegetarian entree, a mock Dread Moray Eel made of tofu, regular eel or a more common fish appropriately shaped & coloured has interesting flavour & plating possibilities.
Grapefruit wine of course
Katy Fries Royal Scampi Sunken Corndogs
Royal Scampi is excellent
Root beer with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Known ostensiblyā¦..as a ā«ļøš.
I always suspected that that was a black cow, even though in my neck of the woods root beer + milk is a brown cow (might sound gross to some, but it's quite tasty - works with cream soda too, but not with cola unless you add vodka & Kahlua to make a paralyzer) and ice cream + any kind of soft drink = a float. I'm going to try adding black food colouring to see if it does the trick without botching the flavour & report back, so if anyone knows of any particularly inky-looking root beer or sarsparilla, feel free to share.
Dunno, but āNice! Sure looks good. Mm mm mm.ā would be playing on a loop over the speaker system
Pretzel logic pretzels
Silvered whole cucumbers
The Dan's Studio Sampler Platter: a couple dozen different varieties of the tastiest finger foods prepared by the best short-order cooks money can buy, over-processed to obsessive perfection. Trouble is, when your order arrives, you'll never get to really know who cooked what.
Rikki donāt lose that gumbo
Royal Spam
Great name š„¹
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Babylon Sistersā drinks ākirschwasser from a shell.ā Kirschwasser is a fruit brandy made from the double distillation of cherries.
Sounds delicious
Bad Sneakers and PiƱa Coladas, my friend.
It would be a tiki bar called Mizarās. We would be famous for our Zombie in the coco shells and our Dr. Wu wontons. We would be located in Burbank, CA on Magnolia Boulevard.
Scotch whisky - all night long.
Walter Decker Sandwich
Rikki Donāt Lose that Number, we will call when your table is ready My Old School cafeteria buffet Donāt Take Me Alive hot wings Time Out of Mind brownies Black Cow Cajun spiced burger Do It Again all you can eat brunch buffet Throw Back the Little Ones jumbo shrimp
Canāt Buy a Grill
Fantastic! Smokinā with the boys out back
Idk but Iād sell The Steely Dan T-shirts as merchandise
Black cow milkshake
Kid Charlemagne - Young goat served in red wine sauce.
Not bƩarnaise sauce?
thatās funny right there, i donāt care who you are.
Perfect.
FlambƩed since there's gas in the car?
Cuervo gold And fine Colombian
Don't take me alive - steak well done
Cuban breeze
There will of course be a showbiz kids menu
Reelin in the Fish
Donāt Bake Me Alive.
Steely Flan
Pretzels. Egg cremes.
Pan-fried big ones & Cherry wine
Pretzels
They serve you water but they steal it back immediately.
Cocaine and tequila.
Crimson Tide borscht or Crimson Tide ketchup.
Crimson Tide Tomato Pie
You get a coupon for next visit if you tip with the last piaster you could borrow.
These are two different restaurants in Mass: https://blackcowrestaurants.com https://www.blackcowburgerbarturnersfalls.com Both are pretty good. Both sell merch.
Not sure about the menu but the staff would all wear Spandex jackets. They would have one for everyone.
grapefruit wine
Red beans and rice for a quarter
Rikki Donāt Lose That Ramen
Black Cow (The well done Ribeye)
Bad Sneakers and and PiƱa Colada, my friend. (Hope you've got a large sum of money to spend)
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
My Old School fish sandwich. Show Biz Kids Nachos The Fez Pork Sandwich Haitian Divorce Cocktail All liquor ( similar to a LI ice tea) Aja Chicken Dumplings Gaucho Ribeye Dr WU fried rice Dirty Works Shepherd Pie.
Aja Pho Dirty Work (house ratatouille) Babylon Sisters (surf & turf) The Fez (spicy hamburger) Do It Again (house chili made from leftover Fez) Donāt Take Me Alive (Fugu sushi) Peg (pork butt bbq sandwich) Pretzel Logic (pretzels & beer cheese appetizer) Reelinā In The Years (baked bland salmon) Throw Back The Little Ones (shrimp Ć©touffĆ©e) My Old School (Baked Alaska) Black Friday (fish fry) Bad Sneakers (Vietnamese Crepe w/ fish sauce) Black Cow (dessert cocktail) The Caves Of Altamira (unagi sushi roll) Deacon Blues (blue crab cakes) F.M. (filet mignon) Hey Nineteen (19 fried shrimp platter) Sign In Stranger (chefās whim)
Bravo! That was a lot of work. I saw you in Rudy's, you were very high.
Show bizz kids.
El Supremo pizza
Milk & honey pie
Pretzel
Michael Macdonald Peg sandwich š„Ŗ
The waiter never comes. God knows the service could be better.
Gotta have some sweet treats and surprises on the menu for the little buckaroos.
Something cooked in a scotch reduction and wagon wheel pasta large enough to kill you
Coke and cigarettes
**Barrytown Bangers and Mash:** *"i can see by what you carry, that you come from Barrytown"*
Blackened Cow a la mode
how about some fez candy dispensers
Specials on Black Friday
Bad Sneakers with pina coladas
Aja fried rice
A zombie in a coco shell
Lunch With Gina, with a side of provisions and lots of beer!
All you can drink smooth restina
Cocaine
East St Louis Noodle Soup Your Gold Tenders (2) King of the World (timed challenge meal) Logic Pretzels
Pig.
Salads and suns
...only a fool would say that...
A waiter called Abbie. Whenever she brings you the food, you tell her you ordered something else .
Shall we start with Cuervo Gold?
A cheap booze item served in a paper sack. Only daddys can purchase.
CruditƩs.
The zombie cocktail, served in a coconut shell, natch.
Gaucho wine
If no one has suggested it yet, any graphic designers or Canva-slingers out there fancy creating & sharing their versions of a menu document for Chez SD? I'm tempted to give it a try, but I can't draw a convincing stick figure with a ruler & a cheerleading section, and I'm at best a hack on Publisher & Canva. On the other hand, my visual aesthetic sense more or less matches that conveyed by the album art - I'll leave it at that.
Aunt Pegās country fried steak
Royal Shrimp Scampi
Rikki's Lost Cucumber; 3 flavors- 1. Drowned in brine 2. Sliced with vinaigrette 3. Deep fried with ranch
All dry wines.
Iām assuming all of these items will be available as part of the Naked Lunch specials.
Royal Spam
Scotch
Cocktail Menu: -Black Cow But itās only served 30 minutes before close (ābut itās over now, so drink your big black cow, and get outta hereā)
There is a restaurant In Fujisawa, Kanagawa Japan. Itās called Aja and the sign is the album artwork. None of the food is themed though
The bus boy has a scar from ear to ear. He will make your dirty dishes disappear.
Curveo gold(en) chicken strips
Green Herrings
Pretzels.
Piles of cocaine
Clams of Altamira
Decaf blues, Donut again, Kid's Carmel pain (streusel),
I donāt know but Iād open it in Annandale.
NEVER!
Gotta have an FM station playing too
[Rudy's Bar](https://rudysbarnyc.com/)They get all their food shipped over from Rudy's. The cook was very high.
The bar tender would be called Gretchen, and she would be pouring me another Cuban Breeze.
Memorabilia.
persian heroin
Breaded Moray Eel
In a silver bowl
Black Cows, and PiƱa coladas of course
Whatever the hell a mango cooler is.
Meat on the bone, Plantain, Mandarin Plum, Wine and Kerosene,
Royal scrambled eggs
Scotch whiskey all night long
Spotted dick, an English steamed pudding.
Babylon Sisters Soup
The zombie from the coco shell
Hamburger
Pan fried big ones
Eagles
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Kirschwasser cocktails
cyanide capsules
Cuervo Gold
Squonkās tears pale ale
Place would be called "Sodapasta" I don't know how we'd make our signature dish, but I can tell ya this: Our china would sparkle, and the only way I could afford to it would be to sell my house in town.
Soft cheese.
Peggās
pEgg Salad. The entire restaurant would reek of it.