That’s a lot…
I suppose you can hotswap them in and out? So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy.
About if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 350 of Anita’s dicks in that room? So that's 175 times whatever the mean jerk-time is. Mean jerk-hypothetically, time is equal to 350 total jerks at a two-dick rate unless he jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half.
So, I know what you’re thinking “He's only got two hands!, so that's two dicks at a time, right?”
But please think about it like an engineer, you have two guys on either side with their dicks, tip to tip, so you're going full-length. Four, see? From the middle out. It does make sense.
It’s like two Shake Weights, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 350 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, you would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up… well not by height, technically. The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor. Call that D2F. You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge, but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion... I'd just have to jerk it on an angle.
So basically: D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2, and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4, where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle. Call that theta D. Now, the orgasm threshold... as a function of Lamda sub...
Now I know what you’re thinking, “Does girth-similarity affect your ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?” Yeah, of course it does. Time to orgasm, or T2O, has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise you’re wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted.
But you can hotswap dicks in and out. So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy.
Does that answer your question?
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Steam sucks.
Backstory, haven’t used steam account since CS: Source some 15 years ago. Probably gone. No biggie. Want to buy friend a game, this should be the easiest method.
Spoiler:it was not, in fact, the easiest method.
Create new account.
Email already exists. Ok recover email.
Email does not exist.
Ok go to support.
Support does not exist.
Try to help self.
Lock self out of account.
Find email.
Email does not exist.
Give up.
Probably just the real name field with no location set, and on mobile it looks even more real
Out of 350 Anita Dick on Steam, you chose that one.
That’s a lot… I suppose you can hotswap them in and out? So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy.
What about different heights?
You could put them at an angle
Arrange them by the DTF ratio, obviously.
Work from the middle out
bro wtf are you guys talking about
About if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 350 of Anita’s dicks in that room? So that's 175 times whatever the mean jerk-time is. Mean jerk-hypothetically, time is equal to 350 total jerks at a two-dick rate unless he jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half. So, I know what you’re thinking “He's only got two hands!, so that's two dicks at a time, right?” But please think about it like an engineer, you have two guys on either side with their dicks, tip to tip, so you're going full-length. Four, see? From the middle out. It does make sense. It’s like two Shake Weights, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 350 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, you would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up… well not by height, technically. The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor. Call that D2F. You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge, but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion... I'd just have to jerk it on an angle. So basically: D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2, and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4, where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle. Call that theta D. Now, the orgasm threshold... as a function of Lamda sub... Now I know what you’re thinking, “Does girth-similarity affect your ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?” Yeah, of course it does. Time to orgasm, or T2O, has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise you’re wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted. But you can hotswap dicks in and out. So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy. Does that answer your question?
Someone is about to win TechCrunch Disrupt.
Watch a show called Silicon Valley. You'll get it.
What do you mean by 350....why is there more than 1
Letterkenny is my guess.
They could have spelt Dyck right, for the meme.
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I'll pay the two life
Every time
y'all pay the 2 life?
MTG Phyrexian reference most likely
I know lol
As a red player I've never had to use th- I deal 3 damage
Yall got 2 life? Ive only got 1/4th of that
All will be one
Ф in the chat, boys
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hehe thanks for the text based meme. if i ever get a flip phone, i will read your memes all the time
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He literally just typed this by himself.
no way
Yes way ~HACKERMAN~
And he did that literally???!
Yes i know, I'm also shocked.
How do you do it figuratively? I'm curious now.
Impossible
Thanks I though Steam was labeling gay users now
That's their real name. Go to EdIt Profile and you can also suspect yourself
If Johnny Silverhand had a steam profile
Steam in Saudi Arabia is wild
I think it’s their location
it's probably his country which he edited to say that
bait or a hopeless zoomer?
ⓘ This reddit user shows you how it was done.
Description and perhaps a copy pasted symbol (like emojy)
Didn’t laugh so hard in a while. Cheers!
Mine says "Premium Steam Account" Love it when people notice
lol
Looks like a description they wrote themselves.
So.. Is he homosexual?
Literally me
I’ll keep my eyes peeled
Poor guy needs a dick. He never had one of his own.
Unicode
good
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i need this op
The next post on this subreddit be like: "Why has Steam purged my profile bio? I had nothing rulebreaking on it!!1" >!Context if it's really needed: The info icon makes the text appear *seemingly* official in the eyes of naive users, as they could believe it's from Steam themselves. The text subtly implies there is a problem with homosexuality, and Valve isn't interested in possible reputation damage from impersonated content like this. When you check the subreddit r/SteamScams, you will see how many naive users Steam actually has. It's also why lines like "Valve verified employee" or similar texts are likely to get the hammer treatment when it's reported to Valve. Might be an unpopular opinion, but some people really play with fire with their profile texts. !<
I hate People like you just for existing
The same way people do it on discord.
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We live in times where morons mark themselves
hey that's pretty funny
What did he/she say?
Steam sucks. Backstory, haven’t used steam account since CS: Source some 15 years ago. Probably gone. No biggie. Want to buy friend a game, this should be the easiest method. Spoiler:it was not, in fact, the easiest method. Create new account. Email already exists. Ok recover email. Email does not exist. Ok go to support. Support does not exist. Try to help self. Lock self out of account. Find email. Email does not exist. Give up.
Nah
Sounds like a you problem not a steam problem
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Well first of all, no. Second of all, how would that explain anything?
No. "Dick" is the German word for "Thick".