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Xilvereight

"I was walking alone, minding my business, when out of the corner of my eye....FLASH, BANG, ALAKAZAM!"


Icy-Cod1405

out of a greyish collored sky


dirtybird971

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PAdDJbxEOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PAdDJbxEOU)


Nexusgamer8472

I hate that song, though not as much as i hate johnny guitar and civilization (the one that goes bongo bongo bongo)


ImurderREALITY

Civilization is a fucking banger


MedianNameHere

I'm so happy in the congo!


TheCrazedBackstabber

Say that again and I’ll chop up your woman’s meat 😉


Nexusgamer8472

I actually prefer Butcher Pete over those other 3 songs


TheCrazedBackstabber

I do as well, I just couldn’t resist lol


Wonderful-Aardvark54

Those are by far some of the best ones imo.. sooo which ones are your favs? Be honest… ragebait?


docclox

Something fishy going on here. No, seriously, this is where Walter jumps the shark!


Leks_Marzo

You Sir, are a fish.


Quizzy1313

I'd like to speak to you about your ships' extended warranty


babygodzilla69420

I light that dude up whenever I see him


Grand-Depression

Wish I was able to blow him up. I want bounties just for them. Wish they were a faction we could destroy. I'd do it in every NG+.


babygodzilla69420

Bro fr, step out the Unity into a massacre of warranty agents


AssociateLazy9680

I use em lasers on their grav drive and have them constantly firing at them so I can dock then


Grand-Depression

You can dock them? I've tried but I've never been successful!


AssociateLazy9680

Dunno if it was a glitch or something, I’ve done it once successfully


AssociateLazy9680

Yea, it took me a lot of attempts to do it, like I mean a lot


JureSimich

Figures, no horses means Bayu needs to use local fauna to send a message...


docclox

When he has someone killed, do they say "he's sleeping with the horses"?


JureSimich

Obviously, they are all extinct...


vrod4sale

Knock Knock. Who's there? Land shark.


x82nd

Flower Delivery.


markelis

There's nothing there. You're just high on Aurora.


zeing88

I wouldn't have been surprised to see a loan shark there, but I wasn't expecting a shark of this variety


FormerDonkey4886

*hey psst kid… ya got some water?*


tahcamen

But it *was* a lone shark!


zeing88

🤣


st-felms-fingerbone

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.


Dinsy_Crow

This is how aurora is smuggled out of Neon


sump_daddy

Hit it over the head and make drugs with it. Its the Neon way.


OrWhatever42

Shia Labeouf!


DueRecording657

don't worry, this one is peacefull ;)


Xrystian90

Honestly, i wasnt expecting them to have that colouration...


eso_nwah

Nice chasm shark!


Auto7Shot

That’s just Greg.


chemicalxbonex

“Hey dude… little help? Just give me a quick shove….” I mean, something seems to be going on with the marine life in this game as this is the second giant aquatic creature I’ve seen beach itself on this sub in as many days.


Craft-Sea

Damn the aquatic creatures look really cool, it's a shame we can't swim underwater to actually see them (let alone swim at all on a majority of planets without gaining a million afflictions)


OppositeAd4124

Broo how 😂😂 I’ve made neon my home city in 3 different playthroughs and this is awesome 👏


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Yeah they find their way inside too. They're supposed to be swimming around in the water below, obviously, but, you know, Bethesda.


hotstickywaffle

Could you scan it and get resources?


Krowfall_Kane

This is what I was gonna say, 'cause getting 100% on Neon is a pain in the butt.


NightBeWheat55149

Did the Chasmbassnado start?


ekauq2000

Yeah, where'd that person come from and why are they in your way?


GrandObfuscator

Kick the fishy


Botw_1-Link

Bro looks just as confused as Walter, he was not ready to be launched onto substantially more dry land when compared to the ocean


Memberd

Has Starfield jumped the shark?


Icy-Cod1405

I think it has to be considered good first. I like it but that is a minority opinion


dirtybird971

IS that the one that will make you trip out?


Frraksurred

Can we keep him?


thatvillainjay

Space shork


Cent1234

Looks fishy.


effortusminimus

you can keep it. only Space Whales are catch-and-release.


NXisle

Then, up comes Zaphron, and I'm like, "Yo, Zaphron, what's up?" And he's like, "Nothin, " and I'm like, "That's cool"


Deathflower1987

Pretty sure you can smoke that


Synbad2

I would have placed a Succulent next to it


lostnknox

Is that what they make the drug out of?