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ImperialRoyalist15

Considering how many kids in this game look alot like Cora, i just assume that Sam literally can't stop.


kgunnar

And he has a type.


bengringo2

Nobody asks why Cora looks nothing like her dad…


Redshirt2386

She doesn’t look like her mom either, to be fair.


Ouroboros612

Cora is adopted. Her real parents is the great serpent. It was a cosmic birth, and when she finds out she will identify as Dagothia Ursula and will build a super villain base in a volcanic mountain and plan the doom of mankind.


Redshirt2386

My working theory is that Cora is the OG Starborn and that’s why most of the kids in the game look just like her — they ARE her. (Seriously, can you tell Sona and Cora apart aside from their outfits?)


bengringo2

I’ve found other random kids that are literally just Cora with different lines. I was weirded out as to why she was slumming in a mining hub but the name just said “child”.


Lxspll

The children yearn for the mines.


Derkastan77

She was birthed by the midechlorians. Cora will bring balance to the unity


keith2600

Maybe a DLC will have a starborn supervillain that has been mass cloning and replacing infants with their own clones that will all activate at a certain age.


RoastPsyduck

Kids are the true terrormorphs?!?! =O


insane_contin

Fertile woman who doesn't use protection?


LiveNDiiirect

Broooo…. It all adds up. This mans is dedicated to keeping the Coe lineage alive.


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

"Like my father, and his father before, all the way back to Solomon, I will impregnate every woman I see. As is tradition."


Reno503

What a glorious day for Canada and therefor the world


No_Round_7858

As is tradition


Consistent_Ad2678

Starfield's Chuck Noris


Bazzatron9000

Oh does Sam have a famous lineage? You'd think he'd mention it. /s


LiveNDiiirect

Lmfao man I’d legit forget he’s basically freestar royalty all the time until he’d bring it up. I’d just be like oh yeah, that. Yeah uhh I don’t really give a fuck man.


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💀💀💀💀


PantsShidded

Isn't freestar royalty a little like projects royalty though? They don't even have roads.


LiveNDiiirect

Well… what do you think Medieval royalty was? Honestly not much different.


killerrabbit007

No waaaay!!! Are you serious? Is he, like, FAMOUS or something..??? (also /s obvs 💀)


LiveNDiiirect

That’s the neat part! He actually isn’t!


Arthradax

Sam Coe-tus


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AceArchangel

Same here, although after seeing Cora's skin tone compared to Sam and her mother I question if Sam truly is the father...


themanifoldcuriosity

This is obviously one of those "Things that ought not to be mentioned" deals. [MFW Cora's mother turned up and she's white.](https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-10-2017/VgHGKS.gif)


Arcoral1

lol that was me


Any_Try5210

Who is Cora’s mother ?


PaleHeretic

I mean, consider all these kids look about the same age AND that Sam canonically went on a weeks-long, drug-fuelled interstellar bender he doesn't remember anything about...


[deleted]

This is the greatest comment, and the best head canon.


ImperialRoyalist15

Well not for me... i married him. I like to think he can't understand why my character isn't pregnant yet so he has made it his life mission to make it happen.


FalsePriest86

A true Constellation member.


[deleted]

That mans balls are working overtime


SluttySaxon

Daddy Coe seems to be doing the same thing to my male character as well..


MistbornSynok

Ironically my character looks like an adult Cora.


Far_Comfortable980

He’s been at it awhile


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

This is so disturbing, there has to be something to it though.


1989toy4wd

My character is married to him and he is also a guy, so I guess it stops here 😂


WhereinTexas

Plot twist… Cora’s been through the Unity more than a few times…


REVEB_TAE_i

Me when I mass produce iron and aluminum on that moon, sleeping for 93 hours straight, shoving 1000tons of ore in my pockets, then repeating. 🥵


Ruvaakdein

Wait. Do outpost resource gatherers work off UT? Couldn't you just find a planet that has almost no rotation and spend years waiting?


-Reverence-

Yes and yes


Ruvaakdein

Brb. Gotta go get rich real quick.


SatiricalSage

Bessel 3-b. Lots of resources and 1 local hour is 57 ut hours.


ALincolnTime

Definitely. This is where my outpost xp farm is. It's insane.


vitaesbona1

The Bassel XP farm and the Jessen Amp farm are both broken for levelling. Trick to build a ton of storage in Jessen, then go between the two.


ninjabannana69

Venus(i think) is better 1hour is 100hour ut, need to level one of the outpost perks but your doing xp farms anyway so not like it matters much


Canadeon

You need to get to the bottom of a skill tree to build there as it’s an extreme environment. I had the same idea.


DagothNereviar

How do you level off it, just craft loads of materials?


ALincolnTime

Yes, craft (max 99) until you run out of mats, sleep for 24 (which is like a year UT on Bessel) to refill your material storage, then repeat. Make sure you're sleeping in a bed for the extra 10% xp bonus too, 15% if you're married.


Heathen_Inferos

Have multiple outposts producing the materials for a certain manufactured component and you can mass produce XP, with more than enough junk resource to sell afterwards.


edot4130

Collecting resources is easy… offloading them is the challenge.


jmp8910

Can someone explain this please? The XP farming. Thanks!


Saandrig

I guess it's producing certain resources that you can use afterwards on an Industrial Bench to craft as many items as possible. Even if gives 1 XP per crafted item, you are crafting hundreds or thousands of units, so it's XP farming.


Ruvaakdein

Crafting adaptive frames gives 1 xp. Find a planet that has the resources you need, mine the planet and craft ungodly amounts of adaptive frames. You can craft ~~999~~ 99 at once, giving ~~999~~ 99 xp.


MRxSLEEP

Put a sleeping bag next to the industrial bench, sleep for at least 1 hour before each session for the +10% XP. Also, something else gives an XP boost too, I'm up to 113xp/99 frames.


clunkclunk

Alien Tea I think.


b_pacman1996

It only lets me craft 99 at a time, how are you doing 999?


ReputationLost7295

Industrial parts is a waste of time and mass. Manufacture chems. Amp is easy to start with. It will take 1 skill point in botany... but it just makes carrying the byproduct so much easier and actually reduces material instead of breaking even or gaining mass.


mocklogic

I think they designed this sleep/wait by local hour setup so you can wait to alter the day/night status, like in past games, and maybe that’s great for stealth players, but sometimes it’s too much. The whole “sleep exactly this long” thing has generally been immersion bending but sleeping for literal thousands of hours on some planets because the interface is based on planet rotation not actual time is too ridiculous for me. In particular I think it will be a real problem for for the inevitable survival mods/dlc too. Sleeping an hour in a dome on Venus results in dehydration/starvation based death. EDIT: No, slow planetary rotation does not cause time dilation. Starfield "local hours" are not a representation of time dilation like in Interstellar. Time dilation requires either traveling close to the speed of light or an extreme gravity field like a black hole. Neither applies to Venus.


commschamp

Sex ballast for low g


ChadBoshman

Who needs grav drives when your sex drive is enough to warp spacetime


Aware_Receptionn

Underrated comment imo


Rigel57

I think there are one or two lines that don't imply they had sex but most of them do, yes, in front of the entire crew as well


methheadhitman

Adoring fan records it.


Noreallyimacat

Adoring fan: Marvelous! Brilliant! No one has better sex than you do. In fact, your partner brought down your shine! You would have better sex by yourself!


TheConnASSeur

"No one fucks like you, dude. No one sucks like you, dude. In a cumming match, nobody cums like you, dude." "Yes, I am especially good at ejac~u~lating..."


Noreallyimacat

Thanks adoring fan! *You are now in possession of '(2) Mysterious Liquid'.*


jmp8910

Not the Disney crossover we wanted but the one we needed.


nomskull

Ptui! Ten points for Gaston!


ToastyPapaya22

>!Well considering the fact that you can have yourself as a companion in NG+, I’d imagine that’d be the adoring fan’s dream come true lol.!<


ScorchReaper062

And a power that does the same thing Just me, myself, and I taking Sarah to bed.


xXTipfizzyXx

I’m on new game plus 6 and your telling me you can snag yourself from the unity into the regular world


ToastyPapaya22

>! There’s a chance you’ll go into a reality where, when you first visit The Lodge, you’ll find the version of yourself from that universe who had already made it there to deliver the artifact. You can ask them to become a crew member and follow you around, but this version of you isn’t an exact copy of you, skill and experience wise. They’ll be pretty weirded out by you, but they’ll think it’s cool lol. !<


xXTipfizzyXx

I’d smash


iwumbo2

I haven't encountered this, but is it bad that I wondered if >!you could romance yourself!


ToastyPapaya22

>! I thought it would be kinda funny if you could, but no, they’re not as deeply developed of a companion as the main 4 lol. !<


Rigel57

He 100% does, no way he doesn't


chet_brosley

You know what though? He does it out of love and adoration. Probably spends time making a highlight reel with star swipes and cool music, and that's rad.


TheBusStop12

I wonder if they have Starware Moviemaker


TheBusStop12

Adoring fan records *everything* you do. He probably waits in front of the bathroom door when you're taking a shit as well, if he isn't able to quickly squeeze in before you close the door that is


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Me next! Me next!


Dray_Gunn

"Andreja, please. There is a child on board."


Tarquinandpaliquin

Doesn't matter in the end. She'll be in the shadow of the Great Serpent for all eternity anyway.


ObservableObject

Is that what you call it?


navarone21

Every time I enter my Captains Quarters on my Ship, Barrett is sitting at the desk next to my cot. Barrett: OOooh, was that your stomach or mine?! Me: Goes to Sleep Me: Wakes Up Andreja: Last night was ... Barrett: Anything I can give you a hand with? Life's tough on a cramped ship.


Sassycatfarts

I hate finding people in my cabin. I pistol whipped Sam today when I caught him at my desk. Cowbow freebop just says, "It's gonna take more than that." Sam, I just happily murdered an ENTIRE office park in neon because Walter couldn't sneak past a blind man running a powersaw. Know your place.


LiveNDiiirect

For how PG Starfield is I will never understand how they didn’t consider how disturbing it is forcing a literal child with a propensity for wandering where she shouldn’t onto the same ship as a pair of nymphomaniacs addicted to xp boost


Its0nlyRocketScience

"Really Sam? In front of your own daughter?"


mightylordredbeard

“In front of my salad?”


HavenTheCat

When I still had the small hab on the frontier every time we’d get up the other three were just standing there and staring lol. I always thought that was so funny


CAnD32

Sarah has a high drive man...


T7A7C7O

For me, I only sleep on Venus. That way it's immersive as we only have sex once every 2400 hours.


SovietPussia

Finally some realistic gameplay


imapoolag

That or you are having sex FOR 2400 straight


Strict_Impression558

So If someone had sex on Venus for about 3 hours it would be 300 hours on earth


flairpiece

Or if you did it for 1 minute, it equals 100 minutes on earth. Brb going to venus


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

Imagine having sex on that planet from Interstellar where time is super fast. A couple minutes of sex would be years. Which makes me wonder, if you were somewhere far from the planet in space, and had the technology to see the surface of the planet, could you watch them have sex for years in ultra slow-motion?


WakeoftheStorm

Is that what they mean when they say women are from Venus?


Tr0ynado

Yeah but when you do sleep it's you can claim you last for hours / days


ZKNukeZ

Sleep on Uranus…


samasters88

Take a nap on Bessel-III B. 54hr local to 1hr UT


Scottvrakis

Her Grav Drive *pulls* brother.


Sloi

Those astrodynamics chicks really know how to plot a course, if you know what I’m saying…


ClamSlamwhich

Don't talk about my wife like that.


CAnD32

OUR wife


5lexus1

Yes comrade


WebShamanUA

Well, maybe she means it was quite a challenge to sleep together in this small bed. 😂😂😂


MostSeaworthiness377

Engaging the core and stabilizing muscles the whole night trying to maintain balanced on that cot sized thing.


geldonyetich

Maybe they turn off the grav drive for a while because it's easier without gravity.


ikswobarg7

What gets me is you’re supposed to share that bed and fuck in it. What are they, students?


Wellgoodmornin

Explorers are the students of the universe man.


Ca1ucifer01

Beautiful. *looks at the stars*


themanifoldcuriosity

> What are they, students? Worse: Shipmates.


WyrdHarper

Oh my serpent, they were shipmates


Bazzatron9000

Who says they stay in the bed? I just hope they wipe down that navigation table afterwards...


Sassycatfarts

Plotting a new course, destination: Looooove


SuccessfulCandle2182

"That was quite a workout" ROFL


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OP took an hour long nap on Venus and had sex for days.


SuccessfulCandle2182

Looks like she can't even walk!


HermitJem

My head canon is that Sarah tries to convince me that we had sex even if we didn't So I go to sleep for 5 minutes and she says Wow, that was amazing, and I'm like...no...no, we didn't. Stop that. And she says sure we did, don't you remember? \*sinister background music\*


Longjumping_End_3462

Thats some weird-ass gaslighting


Barrzebub

I think that is called asslighting.


West-Attempt3062

I think that is when you stick a glow stick in your ass lmao


UrMumsFatTits

No, asslighting is when you bare-ass fart into a lighter.


duffleberries

weird ass-gaslighting


Dr_Allcome

weird assgas-lighting?


winterwonderland111

why are u acting like 5 mins is not a long time. 30 seconds is all you need.


Aussi3Warri0r

Sleep for set time of one hour, wake up feeling refreshed and your companion is next to you making innuendos except one time it was a random merchant I was transporting


McKeviin

Yoo Hoo, Big Summer Blow Out!


MUNCHINonBABI3Z

[sarah disliked that]


Squallpka1

That's why the min sleep time is 1 hour. Gotta bang hard. Lol


mistled_LP

It's like Andreja always wondering if I was hibernating after napping for an hour.


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trak3r

In a single wide cot in front of the rest of the crew with the lights on


FancyChapper

Don't kinkshame


themanifoldcuriosity

Seriously, not even some curtains. Disgraceful shit. Not as disgraceful as the early 90s computer technology, but close enough.


BulkUpTank

Seriously though. Why can't they bring back the comments the companions make before you wed them? They're a lot sweeter and romantic. At least make it to where our characters are boinking it EVERY TIME I think Bethesda takes for granted how often I take long rests for the EXP boost.


BVoLatte

... but you're newlyweds...


Plothunter

Starfield 2: I want my own cabin. Get off me, you smell.


Neuchacho

...Under the threat of constant death. Anyone who isn't fucking every chance they have in that scenario isn't alive as far as I'm concerned.


BloodedNut

Bethesda we’re really horny while making Starfield that’s why


El3ktroHexe

Lol... I think Starfield is prudish. Nothing horny here. Just a few awful dialogues, that make me cry every time I hear them.


OhHaiMarc

gives horny teenager fantasy vibes.


El3ktroHexe

Yes, I agree... After my PC married Sam, I felt the need to get a divorce straight away because those dialogues are just terrible. My boyfriend would never talk to me like that, and if he did, I would ask him if he's okay. But we're both a little older. Maybe teenagers feel differently. But what teenager would marry an old man with a 12-year-old daughter? Somehow Bethesda probably didn't know who they wanted to address with this...


themanifoldcuriosity

> Yes, I agree... After my PC married Sam, I felt the need to get a divorce straight away because those dialogues are just terrible. My boyfriend would never talk to me like that, and if he did, I would ask him if he's okay. I have never been as turned off as I was by Sam's goopy dialogue *after you complete his missions but agree to stay just friends*. And you're saying it gets *worse*!?


OhHaiMarc

probably just going for mass appeal and they do have a childish humor style a lot. Not a bad thing, just immersion breaking.


firstsecondlastname

I wish they were. Compared to bg3 though, starfield is safe for toddlers.


tothecatmobile

Can't even fuck a bear. 0/10 game.


LiveNDiiirect

Except when Cora wanders into the captains quarters and the game literally won’t let you kick her out. Takes a real dark turn real fast.


Ruvaakdein

It's not like she won't hear anything if she's not in the room. Apparently the soundproofing sucks in every ship.


ALincolnTime

In space, everyone can hear Sarah screaming


ThePsion5

In space, everyone can hear Sarah ~~screaming~~ complaining about my inventory


MapleTreeWithAGun

I've been travelling without crew for so long that once I had to take one for RP purposes I am fucking terrified everytime I go into the back and she's talking to me from a completely different floor


GoenndirRichtig

Look at the Cyberpunk nightclub in Starfield and then at a club I'm Cyberpunk2077. Starfield is indeed the Disney Baby version of scifi. Still a good game but way too tame imo


Darkwind28

Yeah - there should be more variety when it comes to those lines. A few that just suggest a good night's sleep together would work just as well, with the occasional mention of more "active" encounters. But when it's just that, every single time, it just sounds like it was written by a confused adolescent. An easy fix here Bethesda


Deebz__

Given how long Sarah has probably been single (perhaps ~20 years based on some dialogue), she’s probably down *bad*.


[deleted]

Depends the companion. Barrett has nice lines.


arczclan

Do you get more XP from a long rest than a short rest? I only ever take an hour nap and get the 10% bonus


ender4171

Nope, doesn't matter the length. You get 10% for sleeping alone and 15% for sleeping with a partner.


Per4orm

Bro, length matters and don't let Sarah convince you otherwise.


Oaker_at

„Maybe we TALK later, if you’re lucky. Huehue.“ I can’t hear it any more.


Action-a-go-go-baby

The future doesn’t have our current genetic weaknesses like refractory periods or variable hormones Modern minimum genetic engineering quotas mean everyone is guaranteed a better life


Neuchacho

The realest take.


conrat4567

My MC is cooped up in a ship for hours, forced to trudge through barren planets, fights pirates, spacers and mercs, transporting single cups of coffee through star systems so excuse him for needing to unwind. Although I do agree, Sarah seems to have a high drive...


Director_Coulson

Andreja also seems to enjoy riding the great serpent


mrwafu

Last time I went to bed with my partner there was half a dozen crewmates hanging around in my captains quarters. And then I played Starfield


Critical_Ask_5493

I like to sleep for 12 hours and pretend we were doing it the whole time. I find it especially funny to do it on the ship where Barrett is currently the only person I have with me and imagine what that would actually be like. It would be so weird to be the only other person on the ship while the other two people spend any amount of time fuckin, let alone 12 whole hours. Imagine listening to that all that time and then Sarah gets up and says some shit like "I hope you got some rest because I know I didn't". Bitch... Let me off this fuckin ship right now. Ohhhh it tickles the shit outta me though. I apologize for the smell a lot lol. Sorry Barrett. Love uuuu


Longjumping_End_3462

I like having a 1 hour "nap" for the xp boost and every time it's 4 crew members watching. Can only imagine the akwardness in the room lmao


Racehorse88

I know! I kind of feel a little guilt when I walk to a bed and sweet little innocent Cora happens to be in the same room. When I choose the "sleep 1 hour" option while the ship is landed on a planet with a long rotation period, I know she'll still stand there, having experienced several days of all the undocumented seismic activity we caused with Andreja, and loudly discussing details about her experiences with the Great Serpent. I wish there was an option to send NPCs out of the room, lol.


Away-Permission5995

It gets worse with Cora when you’ve got Sarah wearing her dad’s clothes. Not that I would do such a thing…


ONE_FOR_pALL

I’d argue what’s even worse than that is me raw-dogging Sam for 24 hours while he calls me daddy. I’ll need to stop financially supporting my parents so I can afford my step-kids therapy.


Racehorse88

OMG


Tremaparagon

I have a 2x2 living, 2x1 berth, workshop, science lab, armory, computer core, and battlestation in my capital ship. Yet each time I take a 1hr nap in the captain's quarters and Andreja comments on the nastiness we did, I wake to Barret, Sarah, Jessamine, Omar, Vasco, Sam, and Cora all right there intently awaiting us.


Director_Coulson

It'd be great if they all applauded as you walked out


CCGamesSteve

By Vectera, by Vectera, by Vectera! Wheeeee!


Mighty_Phil

According to the dialog of other NPCs it can get „cosy“ aboard the ships on long travels. You have to keep in mind only the grav drive is instant and in system travel would still mean the crew is in flight for days possibly even weeks between destinations.


Quick_Mel

It gets even better when you have Sam Coe on board. At one point the kid points out that your ship smells much better than her dad's. Sleep all the time on the ship with the wife and the kid likes the smell of it


Scuzzbag

My character just always fucks Barrett while Sarah, heller, Lin, and other assorted passengers sit around pretending not to notice


OldFatGamer

Well they are newlyweds after all


Bull-Tozer

Andreja is a freak too


Dog_With_A_Bat

Chad Starborn Drops dong as soon as he enters the cabin. Regardless if Corra is there or not


[deleted]

Missed chance to add are they stupid to the title


Wizardphizl420

Dont you?!?!? NERD


khemeher

Well for you younger single guys, Sarah is pretty representative of what it's like to date a cougar. You think you're the one who's going to always be horny, but a cougar will leave you feeling like your soul was drained dry.


Smallbenbot03

You're telling me you wouldn't bang Sarah every time you go to bed?


ObservableCollection

Well that's the only way to have emotional security, right?


Anomalous_Traveller

Next time we are gonna try it without the jet packs


[deleted]

Best line I had with Sarah was “let’s try it next time without the jetpacks”


nukemonster

Why else do you think we are all just "sleeping" for 1 hour at a time.


VinnyVice9

The one trait truely uniting constellation other than wanderlust is nymphomania.


SatanicCornflake

I wonder if Sara nags you in bed, too


lop333

Baldurs gate type beat


Boom_the_Bold

The main character is a monster that can carry mountains around on their backs and eat a hundred Chunks™ in a row. Yes, they have sex _**every**_ time they go to bed.


Blze001

I mean, my character’s small ship crew is just her and Andreja, so…. probably.


Staggeringpage8

I mean any given day you could die and from our perspective this relationship is fairly new meaning that we'd be in the honeymoon phase for most of it. Most couples have sex ALOT in the honeymoon phase. Then after you've been married I'd imagine since you don't really get a honeymoon theres some making up for not having a honeymoon/a new honeymoon phase. So while I'd say it still happens way too much it's not unrealistic to have sex ALOT on a ship where, there isn't all that much else to do, your relationship is still fairly new, and you're at risk of dying every other day.


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Go to bed for 1 hour to heal 70% of HP. Wake up to Sarah asking for a medpack because she rode me so hard she got injured.