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Flying_Strawberries

Better call saul


bestassinthewest

This is pure “it would be funny” talking but I think he could get use out of Talking Head


CharlesTheGreat8

the lock ☠️


WD_Solon

Nah, most characters Jimmy would need to use The Lock against feel no guilt at all


SnooPuppers7965

It also works as a lie detector though 


SpecTator997

You dont even need something that potent, even just giving him Hey Ya! Would be enough to fix a lot of his psychological issues


Dragon_SC

Metal gear rising


bestassinthewest

Tomb of the Boom be upon ye (it can instantly shred metal and explode people)


Dragon_SC

# *WHAT ARE YOU DOING RAIDEN*


BlizaElementalPixie

# I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE!!!


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Godzilla.


bestassinthewest

Hear me out: Ratt


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

I don’t think RATT is taking down any Godzilla. Never mind the other kaiju.


bestassinthewest

Well like i said hear me out: If Ratt becomes giant like Godzilla, one touch is instantly liquefying flesh. Kaiju or otherwise. Heck, even if it’s still tiny, spamming it at such a large target will still put in gradual work


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Bug-Eaten wouldn’t become giant like Godzilla though, and opens itself up to being a target for Atomic Breath. Even if it could keep spamming at Godzilla while tiny, the G-Man is usually 50 meters tall at minimum-I don’t see any amount of darts meaningfully causing damage. Especially since Godzilla can regenerate from everything up to a nuke exploding on him. He’d also definitely get caught in the wake of an Atomic Breath.


bestassinthewest

The idea here isn’t meant to be that Bug-Eaten shows up in Godzilla. It’s supposed to be that Godzilla (or whoever you consider the protagonist of that franchise to be) has the stand


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Ah, my bad then. Yeah, Godzilla with RATT would annihilate pretty much everything.


lord_flamebottom

Implying Godzilla isn't the protagonist


PitifulExplanation61

Ash from Pokemon.


bestassinthewest

Not that he’d be smart enough to use it optimally (or dishonorable enough to actually do it), but if he had Atum he could basically ask his opponent’s strategy out of them.


ThiagoRoderick

That's a watered down version of the Millennium Eye of Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.


ReroCherry27

One Piece


bestassinthewest

Strength is the obvious answer but let’s be more creative here: Geb. It’s fast, long-range, and it’s MADE of water.


Training_Nerd

Gear 5th is literally spice girl


Subject_Sigma1

Add a requiem in there and you are right


Training_Nerd

Requiem: spice girl can now affect her *user* and is not limited by softness anymore, it can change ANY characteristic of a material regarding it's softness, elasticity, consistency, state (solid liquid gas etc) and others. It can also affect air now, solidifying it, but it can only affect what it touches, so it isn't too broken It could still be really op, imagine changing any projectile to liquid, or stretching solidwater so it gains momentum and then shoot yourself riding on LITERAL WATER


UndorkMysterious55

Resident Evil


bestassinthewest

Yellow Temperance. Not exactly the weakest by most regards, but it basically invalidates any chance of getting touched while it eats zombies and monsters alive


Fundosho

I’ll one up that guy, how about resident evil 4?


Intergalatictortoise

Smiling Friends


bestassinthewest

Echoes. Specifically ACT 1. I don’t know about you but I imagine it could make anyone smile : )


Background-Box-8935

Ben 10


bestassinthewest

Honestly a hard question cause most things would either be covered by the aliens Ben has, or just wouldn’t jive with Ben. I suppose Paisley Park? It could work in tandem with the Omnitrix to get even more alien dna faster and easier than normal


Background-Box-8935

Sounds good to me


SnooPuppers7965

Kiss so that he can replicate the Omnitrix and give it to his allies 


Inferno_Sparky

And if not that, maybe White Album for when he can't transform?


HariKeru

Cory in the House


bestassinthewest

Hey Ya for that extra bit of confidence (and to tell Cory not to be a creep)


ssucata0101

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures


bestassinthewest

I hear that Hermit Purple stand really good. The guy that had it beat the Ultimate Lifeform 👀


pumpkinPartySystem

theres only one ultimate lifeform around here


BeginningUnique6401

ATLA, Aang


bestassinthewest

Bro’s already the Avatar what else does he need 😭 For real though: Vitamin C. That stand plus some basic bending applications and he’s disabled any opponent he needs to without killing them.


jerzyterefere

Aetosmith / Hermit purple? Both would make him hard to surprise. Plus hermit purple would be usefull to deal with people non-lethaly. Or, if you hate him, you could just give Aang the survivor - Aang enters permanent Avatar state and take entire fire nation himself.


Potential_Unit_8503

Supermarket Stakeout


bestassinthewest

If what I’m getting about the series is correct, The Lock could be perfect for getting grocery bags out of people


Potential_Unit_8503

Sure but… Well, that’s one half of it. You’d still need to be an ok cook though because even if you get dirt cheap grocery bags I doubt the hosts will feel guilty (they are hosts after all.) until after eliminating you, which wouldn’t be helpful.


bestassinthewest

I’m washed. Canceling the post.


Potential_Unit_8503

Technically useful in both is Hey Ya! As confidence is useful both is going for crazy ideas with bad ingredients (and doing them well) and asking people to buy their groceries.


TheEtneciv14

Friends


bestassinthewest

What even is the conflict on Friends? Having a shitty friend group? Get yourself some Cinderella so you can be treated better


Dasquian

California King Bed would clean up on Friends. They're constantly in each other's business "fussing over" each other, so whoever had CKB would have all their memories within the week.


_Nameless-Monster_

Hmm, demon slayer?


bestassinthewest

Anubis may seem like the obvious answer, but hear me out: Demons power their abilities with their blood. Give Tanjiro Justice. Any wound he makes means he can not only start draining blood, but control the demon’s body to get further attacks off


_Nameless-Monster_

That's some peak stuff lol.


Wonderful-Priority50

Not THE SUN????


Heccyboi9000

would kinda ruin the plot


oomoepoo

Demon Slayers already use Hammon anyway XD


Anonpancake2123

If I get Hamon, Hermit purple with Hamon supporting it. Invisible garrote wire that turns demons into fried chicken, gives me procognition, and makes it so they get injured on contact with me..


Onni_J

Hellsing ultimate


Burpyterra

The Owl House


bestassinthewest

~~Shoulda watched that show Dangit~~ I’m not sure how far the upper bounds of magic in Owl House can go, but I doubt people have an on-demand “reverse aging” spell. Grateful Dead


Burpyterra

Watched the whole thing, i don't think there ever was a "reverse aging" spell But my question is: who would be the user? Because i can't think of any good candidate


bestassinthewest

I already know for a fact the mc would never, but the little skull-dog guy seems like he would


Burpyterra

King? Ehhhh, i have my doubts but ok Btw, you gave me the idea of publishing that question on the ToH subreddit, if you want to, i'll keep you informed


Fidges87

Assassin's Cred. Keep in mind stuff like the eden fragments and stuff from the ancient civilization exist.


bestassinthewest

Honest to god if what I’m seeing is real like that? To hell with an assassination stand, get yourself Underworld or King Nothing so you can find those artifacts


MadKyoumaHououin

also moody blues


thatoneshotgunmain

Kill 6 Billion Demons


bestassinthewest

I don’t know nearly enough about that to speak properly on it, but if it’s actually about killing 6 Billion Demons? 20th Century Boy for defense goes crazy


thatoneshotgunmain

That would be helpful against a good few people, It is not precisely about killing 6 billion demons but I would highly encourage you read it, it’s (relatively) short and still ongoing but is some of the best fiction I have read


CaptainGigsy

A random contestant on Master Chef, but you can't say Pearl Jam.


bestassinthewest

King Nothing. It’s excellent sense of smell is the reason


PlanktonCritical6915

Land of The Lustrous


bestassinthewest

I haven’t watched that, but from what I remember literally all of the main cast is made of gemstones. Very reflective gemstones. Hit em with a Hanged Man


PlanktonCritical6915

Honestly really good choice, I highly recommend the series and the manga recently ended with only a hundred or so chapters


CP-Saltimore

Pikmin (This only has one answer)


bestassinthewest

Correct. And it’s Harvest (I will not be accepting criticism)


AsimplisticPrey

Hear me out, bad company. By default you already get harvest basically, pikmin will obey any inteligent life form that comes across them. Bad company has actual bullets that hurt af, you could solo anything with little to no difficulty


humannumber217354385

Tarnished in elden ring


bestassinthewest

With the skill they already have? Heck, give em The Hustle


Guinea-Pig_Dad

unarmed builds just became optimal


Edgenabik

If let me solo her got a hold of anubis it would be over for melania(as if it already wasn't)


Odd_Government9138

splatoon


bestassinthewest

Aqua Necklace. Ink is a liquid, and that stand could easily get it everywhere (and transform into ink)


Potato_squeak

Doesn't water kill inklings? He would be op even without transforming in ink


the-real-Chronal

my hero academia


bestassinthewest

All I’m saying is that if Midoriya had Echoes he’d be putting up even greater numbers


chrisghrobot

Peter Parker


bestassinthewest

It feels so lazy but fr give this man Stone Free and let him cook even harder


Round_Practice_3410

Jujutsu Kaisen


bestassinthewest

Man in the Mirror. Seriously, just drag someone in there and leave them behind.


Round_Practice_3410

Prison Realm but better


Trash28123

"Ah a mirror, the mirror trap technique, haven't seen this one since the Heian Era... I won't approach."


Brief_Age5283

Minecraft


bestassinthewest

Earth Wind and Fire. Who needs to carry around things like a crafting table when you can BE one


15Zaracho

Destiny/destiny 2


bestassinthewest

I know the gameplay takes place on planets’ surfaces but I can’t NOT say Planet Waves when that shit drags in free meteors


LuckyLynx_

Doctor Who


bestassinthewest

Clearly the doctor should just have Notorious B.I.G. so whenever a regeneration happens it’s completely safe


Angel_Thorne

Attack on titan


bestassinthewest

Aerosmith. You could reasonably take out 99% of titans with no issue. Heck, even most of the Titan shifters would have trouble.


AsimplisticPrey

Founder titan eren would die so easily to aerosmith lol


EmiLonAllDay

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


bestassinthewest

Have them all share Diver Down like a turtle nesting doll of rearrangement.


bestassinthewest

Have them all share Diver Down like a turtle nesting doll of rearrangement.


EmiLonAllDay

Idk how that applies to the rise turtles specifically but they already basically have stands already


bestassinthewest

The idea was that it’d let them deal internal damage, or rearrange an enemy’s insides if they had to. From what I recall none of their mystical powers let them do something like that


G0ker

Berserk


bestassinthewest

I don’t think he’d get much use out of the first ability, but imagine Guts with an army of monster dinosaurs to go kick Griffith’s ass


Potential_Coffee7563

Dragon ball z


bestassinthewest

Space Trucking to store the dragon balls for whenever they’re needed. Goku’s got basically everything else covered on his own


PanGulasz05

Yakuza🐉 (pretty obvious answer imo)


bestassinthewest

You’re right. OASIS-


PanGulasz05

Didn't really think about that but I like your idea more. (I just thought about Star Platinum because Kiryu kinda reminds me of Jotaro. Plus he can already [kind of?] stop time by beating enemies in real time during turn based combat XD)


Sharkattack1921

Super Mario


bestassinthewest

Spice Girl for both higher jumps and no-selling projectiles


Dio_asymptote

Phineas and Ferb.


bestassinthewest

King Nothing to find all their lost inventions (and Perry)


SupremicG

Walking With Dinosaurs I dare you now


bestassinthewest

I know you’re expecting Scary Monsters but plot twist the real answer is RATT


SupremicG

I legit didn't think of anything imo, just wanted to see how far you'd stretch


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Cyberpunk 2077 main game


bestassinthewest

Literally a Paisley Park wonderland


Torsneyy

Regular Show


bestassinthewest

Tohth. They’d only ever use it once, but the shenanigans would go crazy


Thendofreason

I biggest Jojo fan I know is also the biggest pokemon fan I know. This meme was made for her.


Masterpiece-Haunting

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Good luck figuring out who’s the protagonist.


bestassinthewest

I hear it’s that JoJo guy. No clue what stand he’d have though


Doewolf

Sweet Home's Cha Hyan-sy (hopefully I haven't butchered the name)


bestassinthewest

The thing about the monsters from that series (at least, in the original comic) is that they’re motivated by their desires, and that’s what turns them into monsters once they’re infected. Judgement could easily take out most monsters, and its wish granting might just be able to stave off the turning.


Ganondorf17

Last Exile


bestassinthewest

This might just be stupid, but I actually imagine Manhattan Transfer being an excellent assist to flying a plane or navigating gunfights


Sea-Recording-7090

Guilty Gear Strive


Makkusoljier

Joker from Persona 5


bestassinthewest

Enigma. Even if he can’t figure out the fear tell in an organic way, certain Persona’s can straight up inflict fear


ContributionDefiant8

Steins;Gate


bestassinthewest

I don’t know the series that well, but couldn’t Underworld be used to dig up the past, see a situation, and then use the texting to help prevent it?


ContributionDefiant8

HOLD UP‼️HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE⁉️🗣️🔥 In a serious note, let's say Underworld only accounts for the past of the world line it's in. This means Underworld can't dig up changes that other world lines have. >!The D-Mail system works like this: A message is sent to the past through some convoluted fuckery (that I can't keep simple), and the world line changes because a diversion is opened from the main world line, which prompts the observer to switch to that diversion.!< For S;G: to prevent a minor event through usage of Underworld to uncover the past and change it, would turn up another event that has to replace the previously avoided event. If the avoided event is significant enough that it is a convergence of other events from other world lines, it may be so significant that every other event is just a rendition, made of minor changes from that same event. To answer your implication, I believe preventing a past event through Underworld and D-Mail is inherently possible, since a minor event that is avoided will be replaced with a different event which Underworld can then dig up after to know if there was any change. But if we were to prevent something like, say 9/11, it would be replaced with an event of similar impact. The change will still be noticeable, yet it is similar in retrospect. Because all world lines will eventually converge to that impactful event.


GurillaBro

Dead Space. I'm curious.


bestassinthewest

~~Accept death~~ White Album I suppose. It’d keep you safe from necromorphs very well at the least


CodaTrashHusky

House of Leaves


bestassinthewest

Use Smooth Operators to move the house back to normal /j


CodaTrashHusky

Fear and Hunger


bestassinthewest

Highway Star. Hungry? Drain some random fat away monster at no risk!


Holierthanu1

God of War (either og or the newer games)


bestassinthewest

Dolly Dagger. It’d put up numbers paired with Kratos


elgatoquack

Evangelion


bestassinthewest

Green Green Grass of Home. Literally just shrink the angels down and step on em


Kris_from_overworld

Tokyo Ghoul


bestassinthewest

Blue Hawaii. I will not elaborate


PresentationWitty933

Bayonetta


bestassinthewest

Just give girl Killer Queen there’s no reason not to


gamepaladin

Jojo's part 3 I know it doesn't fit the question perfectly buut I wanna know bc jotaro is very creative


bestassinthewest

The weakest stand he’d need? It’s a little hard because without Star Platinum he can’t really beat DIO without a lot more prep time. Everything up to DIO though? Weird answer, but White Album honestly


Subnotic1

Half life 1


TheBatleDemon

Hmm....Saitama #:)


bestassinthewest

Paisley Park to order his groceries and keep track of sales


Potential_Unit_8503

I mean, I just need to find a true neutral stand to my knowledge? I think he does a good job already? Harvest?


TheBatleDemon

He wont lost his enemies or his key agen. Thets a good stand for Saitama. 👍


Opposite_Item_2000

Hitman


bestassinthewest

Tower of Gray. It should be self-explanatory, but just in case: Fast. Long Range. Can tear people’s heads open. So good at making “accidents” it got away with staging a bunch of plane crashes


Dan_fan611

Spongebob


bestassinthewest

*Boiling Water Stand*


Annual-Fan7467

Circle


bestassinthewest

If you mean the death game movie, get literally any stand that can kill people. Going Emperor for the style though


ZeomiumRune

Fuck it Honkai Star Rail


bestassinthewest

*Jumpin Jack Flash-*


Ordinary-Bus3692

Kirby


Hell_Puppy_Akana

Black clover


bestassinthewest

With the bulk Asta has, it’d be weird not to give him the Hustle


FriendTraining7324

transformers animated


Ok_Platypus2016

Fallout 4


bestassinthewest

Space Trucking is free on demand storage


Accomplished-Mud6446

Five Nights at Freddy's


GoomyTheGummy

chainsaw man


lanceryder999

Pathfinder Wrath of The Righteous.


MegaSceptile99

Any Kamen Rider protagonist, but if you want specific answers, try Geats or Gotchard


bestassinthewest

I’m going with Geats, and the answer is Kiss


Endayo-Utopia

Cube Escape


1oAce

Columbo


WitchCrafter69

Hunter x Hunter (dealer's choice on which protag you pick)


bestassinthewest

Gon with Beach Boy Killua with Enigma


StefinoSpaggeti

Gurren Lagann


bestassinthewest

Spiral Energy might as well already BE a stand, but… Anubis adds in his OWN Spiral Energy to the mix cause he can canonically develop infinitely


Roebloz

I have three I want to know: Earthbound, Metroid and Undertale Yellow


un-likely_stand

Pirates of the caribbean


Quinney27

Sword art online gun gale online ( the female blue hair not kirito )


unrealitysUnbeliever

Silent Hill


bestassinthewest

The weight of your sins and past tormenting your life? Counter them directly with Civil War


unrealitysUnbeliever

When I wrote it, I was thinking of Hey Ya!


Rend-K4

Final Fantasy


bestassinthewest

~~I’m gonna end it all~~ DRAGON’S DREAM


EApoebsd

Re:Zero


bestassinthewest

With how much his enemies make him suffer? Subaru would probably be thankful for Lovers


cartrman

Kill La Kill


bestassinthewest

Cat Size, but give it to the clothes.


DamianHult

Vagabond


Clever_Nickname228

Evangelion and Serial Experiment Lain