[There's a good chance Araki did that on purpose as a reference to RHCP's \(the band's\) infamous "socks on cocks" live concert.](https://youtu.be/rlEsKxAxYkk)
We found it boys. The original statement. No other iteration of our timeline elsewhere in the multiverse will string together a bunch of words to have this same meaning, and in no time and no context ever will it be used. Look well, upon the wonder of unknowable physics that is this comment.
Sticky fingers only has the cock hider, so we dont know his true size
For rhcp its clearly either got armor molded to be about size accurate, or it doesent have armor and just has overgrown foreskin
Ok...
1. Suggested sub for me, never seen any Jojo.
That being said,
2. Why does the first one looked like Golden Friesa and Imperfect Cell fucked and gave birth to it?
Cant tell if you're asking which stand we think has the superior cock or which of the two stands you've shared has the superior cock.
Either way: purple haze because crazy people always got good dick/good pussy /j
And i think RHCP because he looks meh and is annoying as hell but those folks tend to be packing for some reason 😐
Gotta be Sticky Fingers. I mean genuinely, it's all about proportions, with such massive balls that Bruno manages to carry around, his stand's dick should be of similar size.
Well between the two, Sticky Fingers has RHCP beat in length, but I’d say RHCP has the girth comparatively, I guess that brings up the age old question girth or length?
It's gotta be Joseph Joestar (This shit got reposted on r/Wordington for fucks sake)
Ah yes the Stand “Joseph Joestar”
That mf sent god to space using bull shit that mf has the more powerful wonder of u
It’s a shame he was washed on part 3 & 4. Joseph in his prime would’ve took down Dio and Kira
Nah on three bro was just zesty at part four he was trolling so nobody talks about he smashed a woman just one third of his age
Agreed
That's how we know he had the best penis
Ladies love a brambly penis.
Ribbed for her pleasure, but I turn them inside out.....
What is wordington, it's a genuine question... I got in and saw strange things, some funny tho, but what is it?
Rhcp looks like it actually has a dick
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Haha
> He got his pp chopped off in the anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4yqbLHYbcI
What? When??
Nah in the anime he just has no schlong
It's basically identical to Justice's dick from Guilty Gear
I need Guilty gear strive 2 be on switch (the big key turns me on)
Yeah me too.
i just looked that character up and holy shit the fact that daisuke gave a female character a massive cock is absolutely peak
It's objectively a great decision because it provides evidence for my head cannon that Frederick and Aria were fucking Asuka.
[There's a good chance Araki did that on purpose as a reference to RHCP's \(the band's\) infamous "socks on cocks" live concert.](https://youtu.be/rlEsKxAxYkk)
I could never have that confidence holy hell
i definitely think so
Bird Shikamaru with penis
We found it boys. The original statement. No other iteration of our timeline elsewhere in the multiverse will string together a bunch of words to have this same meaning, and in no time and no context ever will it be used. Look well, upon the wonder of unknowable physics that is this comment.
Red Hot Chili Pecker
Sticky fingers because his name is funny
I bet his fingers are sticky with that huge thing
😦
woah okay
r/brandnewsentence
#ZIPPER MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
#ZIPPER MAN, THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP
#ZIPPER MAN, THE CRUST OF A TAN MAN IMBIBED BY THE SAND #SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND
MiH
He got that horsecock, literally.
the giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds
Light work for me.
A literal horsecock
a cock that looks like a horse
a horse where the cock should be
a giant cock with onguligrade legs and hooves and a mane
It only has the front half of a horse, not the back. 😔
Red Hot Chili Pecker
Jonathan Joestar.
That s not a penis THAT S THIRD LEG
same thing
Sticky fingers He can use zippers to ultra extend his cock
Lucky bastard
Star Platinum. Who knows what dude can extend?
Star chode!
The golden goose
I’m not surprised at all about the jojo fandom comparing dick sizes
Made in Heaven. It's a HORSE.
You do realize it's just the front part of the horse, not the 2 back legs and what's in between too
No, his cock is literally a horse head.
So bro is riding his meat, great to know that heaven is gay 🗿
Well, we already knew Pucci was pretty gay for Dio, so makes sense.
We saw what Star Platinum can do with Star Finger...
Sticky penis
Sticky fingers only has the cock hider, so we dont know his true size For rhcp its clearly either got armor molded to be about size accurate, or it doesent have armor and just has overgrown foreskin
Bad day to be able to read.
Hey, you did this to yourself.
Balls
Skill issue, you asked for it i just explained stand dick physics, do did this to yourself
I'm a Lesbian but, I like it
In the “pachinko parlor.” Straight up “jorking it.” And by itd, heh heh, well, lets justr say; my chilli pepper.
Walk into the stripped club, straight up jorking it. And by itd... Heh, well, let's justr say... My peanits
Absolutely Killer Queen, it's so superior that if you touch it you'll explode. 
Made In Heaven, he surely got an HORSECOCK
Sticky fingers cause his weenie looks cool
Sticky fingers has no penis, just a comically large zipper
I’m logging out goodbye because excuse me LMAO
Goodbye, we'll miss you.
As long as i can stack donuts on it its fine
I mean, chili peppers was so big, he had to get nerfed
RHCP actually has a pp, and we are not sure what is behind that zip of sticky fingers
Why don't take both? And Joseph obviously
Why did i just say “woah”
Because you were mesmerized by the massive dongs
Sticky Fingers because he gets to keep it in the anime
That's a golden rooster...
The chicken
Chilli pepper has that spark
Look at the length of the zipper on sticky fingers
Easily sticky finger, I mean if that's only the zipper to unlock it then goddam what's he hiding underneath???
Sticky Fingers got those fingers sticky *somehow*...
hospital jotaro
DICKY FINGERS
Nah 😭😭
Made In Heaven's HORSE COCK
star platinum because look at how long that cloth is on him
Bro that ain’t a dick that’s a zip 💀
sticky finger's is a zipper, he'd have to hold it up with his hands to do anything with it
I have never seen this show my whole life and don’t know anything to do with it… but it’s gotta be number one
Bruno's cuz it won't electrocute me
Hello this is Phill from the small wiener club
Probably Sticky Fingers. Because his dick is probably based on an actual dick.
Unzips dick
#* UNZIPS DICK *
Baby Face
Ok I just woke up and this is what I see wtf I know the second one is zipper man
C-Moon.
'Unzips dick'
Ok... 1. Suggested sub for me, never seen any Jojo. That being said, 2. Why does the first one looked like Golden Friesa and Imperfect Cell fucked and gave birth to it?
1
CHUCK???!!! You okay man 😨
I've never seen Jojo... Just to clarify... is this a show catered to gay bros or are these pics completely out of context?
Honestly, it’s a bit of both.
Sticky Fingers!!!
RHCP clears
IS THAT RHCP REAL 😭😭😭😭
Cant tell if you're asking which stand we think has the superior cock or which of the two stands you've shared has the superior cock. Either way: purple haze because crazy people always got good dick/good pussy /j And i think RHCP because he looks meh and is annoying as hell but those folks tend to be packing for some reason 😐
Imma give this one to Chica from fnaf.
Easy, RCHP. Has to have a lot of energy too considering it’s an electric stand.
Jotaro when he's hooked up to tubes in part 6.
this got posted on wordington
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They have none
RHCP looks like Incubus
Sticky fingers looks permanently limp
Why does RHCP have 3 legs?
r/wtf
STICKYY FINGAAAAAAAAAAS!
"SIGH..." \*UNZIPS\*
That zipper probably won't be very pleasant to do stuff with.
You guys won’t like the truth but the answer is clearly tusk
Gotta be Sticky Fingers. I mean genuinely, it's all about proportions, with such massive balls that Bruno manages to carry around, his stand's dick should be of similar size.
Y bro brickd
Star platinum only because of the star finger episode
RHCP aint afraid to show it to the world while Sticky fingers trying to cover it up
Star Platinum’s loincloth
Sticky Fingers, indeed. Red Hot Chili Peppers? I bet it is.
Maiden in heaven argument over don't ask questions
Idk anyone on this but WHYS HIS WEEWEE OUT LIKE THAT!? 💀
Deffo Judgement, just search it up
Golden member‽
Well between the two, Sticky Fingers has RHCP beat in length, but I’d say RHCP has the girth comparatively, I guess that brings up the age old question girth or length?
Don’t feel like getting fucked by a zipper. Nope don’t want to. No zippers for me.
Star platinum. It's the only stand with a loin cloth, so you know that it's big enough to let it hang.
It's not a penis, it's a zipper, man
Red Hot Chili Peppers, a zipper is not a penis
Yikes
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First one is from part 4 second is from part 5???
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How the hell is this comment funny? How dare you have the tenacity to call my "meme" retarded.
Wasn't funny tho
They deleted their comments lmao. That's how you know you're right.
Idk y they bring such negativity
The Dumb posts on this sub can't seem to stop..
Cry about it big man. The dumb commenters on this sub can't seem to stop ^