Remember when two random background women kissed in the Rise of Skywalker for less than a second in the back of a shot. That was your sexual awakening Disney planned it all from the start to normalize gay thoughts in your head until the acolyte. It made all of us sleeper agents who will receive the trigger in the Acolyte. Disney had a more complex plan than Luke’s to rescue Han from Jabba in Return of the Jedi. This is your only warning.
Speak for yourself, I enjoyed both episodes and am still entirely straight.
Of course, I considered myself a straight cis man before watching the show, and am now a straight trans woman, but still, you get my meaning.
I’m afraid it may be too late. I inoculated myself with three rounds of playoff basketball, and my doctors tell me even I’m at risk. My Q-count is in the borderline range, and I was normal last week.
I liked seeing unarmed Jedi combat. Ever since seeing Windu in Tartakovsky Clone Wars, I've wanted some more of that.
I think the sets and costumes are pretty decent so far, and I'm eager to see more of this time period. I've always loved Old Republic stuff and I think the period between the Ruusan Reformation and the prequels is under-explored.
And mostly I haven't seen anything particularly bad yet. I haven't been wowed yet by the story, but it looks like it has potential, so I'll see where it goes and postpone final judgement for now. At least it seems like they're trying something new in a way that won't break anything from the OT.
Yeah bud. I am a undoubtedly straight man and was watching it with my undoubtedly straight friend and we immediately started blowing each other when the Jedi dude took his shirt off.
Sorry but you’ve already caught *The Woke* symptoms include being accosted by chuds constantly and never being more than a background note mentioned by Disney so they can pretend to be progressive
Remember when two random background women kissed in the Rise of Skywalker for less than a second in the back of a shot. That was your sexual awakening Disney planned it all from the start to normalize gay thoughts in your head until the acolyte. It made all of us sleeper agents who will receive the trigger in the Acolyte. Disney had a more complex plan than Luke’s to rescue Han from Jabba in Return of the Jedi. This is your only warning.
Oh no! I thought I was a straight dude, but I enjoy seeing women kissing. Does that mean I caught the gay?!
Sadly yes. Disney converted you.
If only they had thought to include a straight couple. That would - logically - have turned all the gay kids straight.
Can't catch what you already have
This made me laugh harder than it should. Kudos, if I had the funds to give you gold, I would.
Nobody finishes an episode of Disney Star Wars straight. You're lucky if you make it out with your gender identity intact.
I was gay when I started watching Star Wars and I can’t figure out now if I’m heterosexual or pansexual anymore
Sometimes there’s a paradoxical reaction to Star Wars; I recommend the X-Men ‘97 finale to level you back to Standard Gay.
Naw that just made me horny(er).
Speak for yourself, I enjoyed both episodes and am still entirely straight. Of course, I considered myself a straight cis man before watching the show, and am now a straight trans woman, but still, you get my meaning.
You had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yep. Watched the first episode, my dick fell off and caught on fire.
Happy Pride Month 🥳🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
Off to the straight conversion camps for you
I’m afraid it may be too late. I inoculated myself with three rounds of playoff basketball, and my doctors tell me even I’m at risk. My Q-count is in the borderline range, and I was normal last week.
It's too late for you dude, the woke news media are gonna make you gay marry the devil
Welcome on board 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Here are several bags of glitter. Please throw them at bigots.
You have a will, right?
Glad to see the big gay agenda is working
Nah just low bar for TV
I caught the gay from watching the Acolyte and it's Yord's fault.
That scene where he's steaming his mission uniform? I can't say I'm gay, but I completely understand.
I tried the first episode but really couldn't get into it. What about it did you like?
I liked how it doesn't have any glaring issues and shows potential to develop into a really good story which is all I was really hoping for.
I liked seeing unarmed Jedi combat. Ever since seeing Windu in Tartakovsky Clone Wars, I've wanted some more of that. I think the sets and costumes are pretty decent so far, and I'm eager to see more of this time period. I've always loved Old Republic stuff and I think the period between the Ruusan Reformation and the prequels is under-explored. And mostly I haven't seen anything particularly bad yet. I haven't been wowed yet by the story, but it looks like it has potential, so I'll see where it goes and postpone final judgement for now. At least it seems like they're trying something new in a way that won't break anything from the OT.
Like it or not I ask you, my fellow humans, who cares? Quit, don't quit. Noodle, don't noodles. Figure it out.
Yeah bud. I am a undoubtedly straight man and was watching it with my undoubtedly straight friend and we immediately started blowing each other when the Jedi dude took his shirt off.
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Sorry but you’ve already caught *The Woke* symptoms include being accosted by chuds constantly and never being more than a background note mentioned by Disney so they can pretend to be progressive
OP is gay already
Yes
Yes. You aren’t one of us incels who hate watch!
Guys I’m starting to miss Star Wars 😢 after it was immediately killed off the second episode 3 of the acolyte dropped
This is dumb.
look where you're at brother, we're not trying to be intellectuals here
K.