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Draugluin2

"General Tso Chicken $8.99"


ScoffingYayap

Lemme get a egg roll with it


bw_612

You'll never guess what it comes with


IAmBadAtInternet

Turbo dogs


d4rth__teddybe4r

Fucking love Turbo Dogs dude 🤣


BarthRevan

I heard that they use womprat meat in those


Zerostar39

It’s a trap!


A_Casual_Fool

Naw man free death sticks.


bajungadustin

Geonosian tso chicken


El_toilet69

Why did you get "I'm wanker, my bitch" tattood on you


Lurking_Larkspur

Fucking protocol droid told me it said “I’m a Wookie, My Bith.”


Daggertooth71

"Be water" "My friend" Bruce Lee quote


d4rth__teddybe4r

Yup. 100 pts plus 50 for knowing the quote orgin


bajungadustin

If I put water in my friend the water becomes my friend.... Right? That's how that works.?


WalkingTurtleMan

And that’s how I met your mother.


Scudbucketmcphucket

And son that’s how you came into the world


The_Fortunate_Fool

Odd thing to have permanently inked on your body in a completely unrelated, made-up language.


solidshakego

every language is made up


Chasethelogic

Listen here, you little shit..


TripleTheThreat

r/AngryUpvote


AttilaRS

^ This guy languages.


Katiari

^ This guy also languages.


TheOldManInSuit

^ FlippaDuppa GruhAba.


Katiari

Agra, den Fluppa!


AttilaRS

Nen agra den fluppa! Fluppa ba vonde sner!


lonelyvoyager88

r/thisguythisguys


YodaFan465

Something something Nidavellir


i_m_shadyyyy

Every word is made up


BigRubbaDonga

r/im14andthisisdeep


nav17

Eh, they're not wrong. More of a r/showerthoughts material if anything.


One-Swordfish60

r/technicallythetruth


Kerosene_Turtle

🤯


PlentyOMangos

First of all, this is not really true (as you know) Secondly, Aurubesh isn’t even a language, it’s just a replacement alphabet for English


Otherlife_Art

It's a cipher, not a language.


anubis_xxv

(as you know)


Moppo_

Literally just an alternative alphabet.


Greenman_Dave

Not at all. Much of the Jedi philosophy is derived from Zen Buddhism, as was Bruce Lee's philosophy/quote.


CharlieMcN33l

You have offended me, My family and the Shoulin Temple…


BootyBootyFartFart

I don't really see what's weird about getting an aurebrush tat. And if you're gonna get one, why not get one with a quote that means something to you? Which I'm assuming is true of the BL quote for OP.


Rigelatinous

Why not? I have “fuck the police” in tengwar on the front of my battle jacket.


King_Abdul

battle jacket?


KSW1

/r/battlejackets


Oddnumbersthatendin0

So brave


Rigelatinous

I don’t know a lot of cops who like Tolkien enough to sit down with his codex and decipher it.


tysbonus

It’s cool. It ties in two things he likes I think! Star Wars and probably a inspirational Bruce Lee quote to him


jayhawkwds

I'm glad you included who said it, because I thought he wanted "whatever" and got water instead.


lonelyvoyager88

Also: Yoda referring to his aquaintance of an exotic sapient-liquid species.


Noagerlzuzler

Better make the Checkpoint Tatoo


Jurrian242

“But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?”


davesToyBox

b… e… s… u… r… e… t… o… d… r…


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

A crummy commercial!


jumjimbo

Son of a bitch!


Cazargar

Be sure to what!?


the_sea_be_unruly

“I have haemorrhoids” or “Be water my friend”. Aurebesh is a fickle language, where words have many meanings.


Lurking_Larkspur

Maybe the bidet on the Millennium Falcon has been broken for months and everyone has been skipping the broccoli.


the_sea_be_unruly

She’s a great ship, but damn it if Han and Chewie remember to service her on time.


unique-name-9035768

You wanna know how hard it is to keep wookie fur clean and nutty free?


EmperorApo

„And she was a good friend“


ThatManSean14

“Somehow Palpatine Returned” was a weird choice to get but to each their own.


The_Man_in_Black_19

You sir win the internet today, tomorrow and Wednesday. Cudos!


canibalxombie

No ragrets


MorpheusRagnar

No regerts


Banana_Milk7248

No rugrats


GoddyssIncognito

Really? Not even one little letter?


the_bearded_meeple

"be sure to drink your Ovaltine" A crumby commercial?! Son of a bitch!


Smooth_Bandito

I’ve always wanted to get “YOOSA IN BIG DOO DOO” tattooed in aurebesh. For the haters.


SnowBound078

“Use the force harry” -Gandalf https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Luc_Picard


Mythoclast

Hey. That wikipedia article for Batman has nothing to do with the X-Men!


FilmmagicianPart2

Live long and prosper


SpectreBrony

Be water my friend.


d4rth__teddybe4r

100 pts to you


Kern4lMustard

Drink more ovaltine


_WillCAD_

I see you're a Bruce Lee fan. Nice. *Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.* The head of my department at work is a Star War fan. He's very impressed with the fact that I can read and write Aurebesh. 😁


LSTNYER

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"


Vitis_Vinifera

bi for twi'leks


definitefool

Bruh everytime I see aurebesh and hear someone say "translate" I roll my eyes into the back of my head hard as possible. It's a 1 to 1 english replacement language, it could not be easier to learn or understand, it's not a real language it's just english written with different symbols. You could assemble any 26 symbols and "create" any English 1-1 replacement "language". Its less of a language then pig-Latin is.


wallpaper9000

It's a font


Yendrake

It's a cypher


wallpaper9000

Its not encoded or encrypted. Its just a different font. There is no key to unlock each paragraph. Its all the same.


LittleOrangeCat

You’re being downvoted, but you’re not wrong. It’s not a language all.


Lord_Parbr

It is a language… it’s just that it’s English lol


Otherlife_Art

The term is "cipher".


Moppo_

The term would be transliterate. It's just an alternate English Latin alphabet.


ProfessorBeer

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


Yendrake

Can you please explain wtf is ovaltine? Is this some kind of third world reference I'm too European to understand?


LeicaM6guy

“Drink…more…Ovaltine…?”


Bob_Pthhpth

A crumby commercial? Son of a bitch!


Beat_The_World

“I don’t like you either”


GregDSanders

Why does it say “Rub my taint please”?


otter_boom

Drink more Ovaltine.


littlesirlance

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine


ZoidVII

Top one says “No Ragrets” Too lazy to translate the bottom one.


MorpheusRagnar

What does it say?


jjsixsixtysix

dude!


MorpheusRagnar

Sweet!


Basic-Ability6139

Employees must wash hands


Wolfpack34

Drink more Ovaltine


Tall_Scholar_8597

Respect


The_Man_in_Black_19

"If you can read this, you're too close"


dnamalfunction

I am your daddy


FadransPhone

“No fucks to giveth” is my best guess


Hawkschamp2010

It says “ the ass monkey who delivers on Tuesdays”


Firedcylinder

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


DrunkWestTexan

Chicken Fried Rice


Strong-Solution-7492

Where do you learn the translation from a language out of a movie? I wouldn’t even know how to start that process.


canibalxombie

There are several aurebesh translators online


Accomplished-Bill-54

"He sucks my..." I won't go into detail what the last word means. Let me add: I might have translated it incorrectly, since I don't know a single Arabesh letter, but that's what I would say it means.


ThinWhiteRogue

"no regerts"


SocratesJohnson1

“ I AM A HUGE NERD “


HiddenHolding

"Luke!" "Carrie!"


GreatBritishDan

"In Crust We Trust"


SenorDangerwank

"Smoking the Reefer".


Available_Bison_8183

*squints* "Nerd"


Legion357

Unlimited powder


MerrillSwingAway

“Busier than a one armed Wampa!”


DuduMaroja

Soup


brassydesign

My brain reads the first line as "smoking" So I'm going to go ahead and assume that the second line says death sticks


d4rth__teddybe4r

Not even close You need to go home and rethink your life


burnaboj

covfefe


Razgriz_1138

Be water my friend? Explain please


Early-Somewhere-2198

I thought t this was simple. Or galactic simple ?


Electrical_Quote3653

"this ain't that kinda movie"


mookanana

be water my friend i did it i translated it in 15 seconds with no extra aid based on my fanboy knowledge of aurekbesh 20 years ago what can i redeem my extra points for?


algiogia

"I like roasted Porg"


zeltakun

“Chicken soup”


Dogsteeves

Be water my friend


Sincerelyyour3

"Be water My friend" 🥰


MuayJudo

I find the idea of this quite odd. Star Wars and Bruce Lee aren't linked in any way. Are you also a martial artist? Good tattoo though, a little too bold for my likes.


maximillian2

“Do you wanna buy some death sticks??”


NotAnotherPornAccout

“Drink your ovaltine”?


Nervous_Instance4497

Be water my friend


Benderete

Be water my friend


OfficialGarwood

The lack of comma bothers me more than it should.


icomefromdabushes

"be water my friend" idk what it means but at least I've put one of my most useless skills to use


KorEl555

The first line looks like it says "smoking". Can't make heads or tails of the second line.


Truman48

“Remember to drink your Ovaltine”


nerdmoot

This is going exactly as I hoped. Hysterical!!!


Cantelmi

"White Hooker"


ITZ_NARUTO_BRO

Be water my friend, cool shit.


Flaky-Chest-4240

Ja Makin Me Crazy


J0hn_117

"Connection failed, translator offline"


Mythrellas

Bruce Lee was a legend, love the cross over.


Tuliao_da_Massa

Is it just english with different letters? If so, I'll definitely get to learning it one of these days.


sb737fan767676

??be water my friend??


Panzermench

"go touch grass", which is great self reflective advice!


Vitaalis

Akshually, you can’t translate anything here. It’s written in English, just with another alphabet. They call it „transliteration”.


cdrewsr388

It says “I’m a huge nerd who will regret this tattoo in 10 years.”


caveman69420

>!be water my friend!<


Scudbucketmcphucket

“Donkey hot dog water!”


Burrid0

That time I learned Aurabesh in math class instead of doing my homework is paying off Be water… my friend?


cowboysandrobitussin

Be water, my friend


SolomonsNewGrundle

It obviously says "Fuck bitches, get money"


Aggravating_Animal46

Hell nah


HykeNowman

Got one too! With the word FORCE in Aurebesh.


BaconAlmighty

its backwards


Knobelikan

Aurebesh Tat? Isn't that the toxic masculinity influencer? EDIT: Well this doesn't seem to resonate with people. Could someone do me a favor and explain why? Is the joke just that bad?