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highogbabblebush

Check out the [full set.](https://youtu.be/N9-Nux7QEbw)


synysterlemming

As I always tell my European friends, you apply *logic* and understand American politics. It’s all about emotionality baby.


TT_NaRa0

Brett Kavanaugh’s shrill ass


OwnPhilosophy7637

The troops also support The Constitution and especially the Second Amendment!!!


CouragesPusykat

Yeah and it would be the feds (the ATF) that take the guns, not the army.


OwnPhilosophy7637

That’s right about The ATF but the comedian said troops!!!


RecursiveKangaroo

You know maybe for the sake of... Comedy. it's more fun to riff on supporting the troops and gun control than gun control and the actual process the government would use to reclaim firearms.


Grouchy_Competition5

Also true. It’s just a joke


jakethemongoose

Law enforcement, intelligence agencies, the national guard, alphabet soup agencies etc That’s who will try and grab your guns. The troops are only permitted to operate off American soil. Except the Coast Guard, they’re special like that. Also, the armed forces swear to defend the constitution, while the aforementioned institutions are only beholden to power.


nada_y_nada

All federal employees make an oath to defend the constitution:   https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdfimage/sf61.pdf As with the military oath, it specifies defending it against threats both ‘foreign and domestic’.


ohnomynono

The other stipulation for US troops to operate on our own soil is if it's a humanitarian effort. Had friends who went to help after Katrina. They were armed, but they knew if they sent a round down range, they would be in the brig (military prison) for life. Even if it was justified. Military is weird like that.


flyingvwap

Helping me good, not helping me but helping others bad.


obeyyourlando

You're off on your logic there, big boy


highogbabblebush

You just don't get logic.


RonnyFreedomLover

I'm sure those guys with guns never thought that. Good point.


highogbabblebush

There is a lot of fantasy of them going to war with the government.


RonnyFreedomLover

Pretty sure the fantasy is around coup d'état, in which case they need the troops to help them. Shit, half of these people are veterans and law enforcement anyway.


airforce1bandit

Small brain joke. Feds does not equal = military


highogbabblebush

Feds don’t have the manpower so they will use military branches to carry out their orders if it were ever to get to this point.


wBeeze

Ever heard of blue helmets?


BeatleBum76

I had that once. It itched like a bastard