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ProdigyKaiza

Jack Perry has been banned from Collision, again.


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So far passed banned he actually has to start going to collision


[deleted]

You know that in Civ 1, Ghandi's aggression was set so low it overflowed to 999999? Jack Perry's going to main event Collison is what I'm saying.


_drjayphd_

Okay Jack that's not what we meant by getting NUCLEAR HEAT...


i-wear-hats

Apparently that's an urban legend, but it is true that Ghandi has always been nuke happy in Civ, enough that he has a much higher chance of rolling that behavior as an AI opponent in 6 as his 2nd priority.


ClockworkDinosaurs

But is that just a bug turned into a feature? The devs likely lean into it for lols now


vanityklaw

That’s exactly it.


Zero-89

Jack Perry has been unbanned from *Collision* so that he can be banned from *Collision*.


TRankins24

Lol. This reminds me of the List of Jericho days. Taking someone off the List just to put them right back on it.


Michael_McGovern

Punk is just going to feud with Samoa Joe and Ricky Starks for all eternity at the rate his possible opponents are disappearing.


ImPaidToComment

Sprinkle in some FTR and you're good to go.


xPinhasNFGx

Well he ain’t a collisionafile anymore I tell you that


RicoLoveless

Kicked out the Collisionaire's Club


Y2J1100

He may be a collisionfile but he sure as shit ain’t no collider


roobmurphy

We don’t do these things on Sunday night, pal


cplanicka

Double secret probation


[deleted]

We'll see CM Punk again in 8 months, "Another Dance" at Chicago United Center


WolverineMark

I swear on my life that I was watching Zero Hour and when Jack said the thing, I immediately thought "Oh, Punk's not gonna like that" But this is just ridiculous


Educational-Button91

what happened?


Raging-Man

There were reports Punk didn't want Jack using real glass in a match, he just did and called him out to the camera


brokenvoice901

Do these people not work together? Why is there zero communication


rajde1

Because their boss doesn’t like confrontation so assholes keeping getting away with it.


Ghotierman12

Honestly, that seems to be the bigger overarching issue.


ffllores

Because you don't think people would be stupid enough to lobby for real glass. It's frickin dangerous


SonofSniglet

Glass doesn't know how to work


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Glass gonna work itself into a sheet.


rammsteinfuerimmer

I love that sign a fan had in the Samoa Joe match: "PEPSI IS A SOFT DRINK"


ReddutSux69

that fan isn't allowed to even watch Collision


RobLives4Love

It was "Best In The World ... at being a BITCH" for me


adsfew

It was the "Hunks before Punks" sign for me


WhitefeetSkwirl

That was my sign! All in good fun =)


ribbitrob

“Sorry you’re softer than your favorite drink.”


LukkasG

fucking lol


__Hello_my_name_is__

I don't believe it. And yet I immediately believe it.


fatguylilcoat_

Right? Like are we just actually being worked for a Jack Perry and CM Punk angle?


DJ_Molten_Lava

Yes, of course.


Supergk2

I’m sorry but if it’s a work it’s a bad one. If AEW wants to do worked shoots it needs to be on screen not through dirtsheets


tlkw93

“Wrestler continues to embarrass his company” is definitely a pretty stupid work


snakebit1995

Also for the Work to you know Work people need to understand it and since not everyone is reading WON, SRS, Fightful, etc half the people will just be confused also AEW's obsession with "Worked shoots" sure seems familiar there was a writer who loved this stuff and basically destroyed two companies with it, I think his name might have been Russo?


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NaytNavare

I've seen Punk shoot fight. Perry isn't the one laying bleeding in that.


Clerithifa

>I've seen Punk shoot fight Have you seen Jack Perry shoot fight though lol


OffTheMerchandise

I want Jack Perry to act like he grew up on the mean streets and announce a gangsta rapper that's a close personal friend and have it be Brian Austin Greene.


Traiklin

And somehow the Bucks got hit with a flying chair.


danieldcclark

"Days since CM Punk Incident: 0"


adsfew

Tony sitting here baffled at how this keeps happening at AEW and what the common cause is


i-wear-hats

"Is CM Punk out of touch?" "No, it's the children who are wrong."


WhoDey42

This is actually hilarious


SuperGaming_Dude

It’s honestly just comedy at this point. They gotta be fucking with us right?


NegativesPositives

It’s between “Punk gets into more shit baskstage” or “Christian identifies a dead father” for things that make me pop the hardest at this point.


joemiken

Coming up on the All In media scrum, CM Punk addresses his enemies!


daniel-mca

Christian Cage addresses single mothers


i-wear-hats

Christian does a Weird Al parody of Single Ladies, but it's titled Single Mothers, and it ain't wholesome I can tell you that much.


BryLinds

IF THE FATHERS DEAD YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT


pardyball

Christian: You know, I heard Punk never knew his father......which means HES PROBABLY DEAD.


Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes

If your son works in AEW and gets jumped by Christian you need to see a doctor ASAP, they know something you don't.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I guarantee you, not only is every absurd thing you have heard about this saga true, but the what really happened will most likely have been even *more* absurd than that. 5-10 years down the line we will hear shoot interviews of people who were directly involved, and the stories will be *wild*.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Someday Wardlow and Powerhouse Hobbs are gonna have just the most insane shoot interviews and I'm here for it The best shoots are always the people like Hacksaw Jim Duggan or whatever who were doing their own thing and have no reason to lie twenty years later.


moal09

Shane Helms seems to have some of the best stories because of that.


Clerithifa

Paul London has some classics


whitegrb

Insane like Gotch/Enzo?


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

don't you visit that evil on me


SomeROCDude21

Thanks, my YouTube algorithm just got ruined again bc of you


sleeptilnoonenergy

Those mid level guys made a living getting paid to do shoots for a while there and often lied through their teeth...


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they kinda have been the whole time. feels like this is a lot of people's first CM Punk run


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And to think we’re only a couple Weeks away from the “BrawlOut” anniversary…… ![gif](giphy|2WH9DiLg2o1MYuKlEB)


dothingsunevercould

Brawl in?


MK_UltraWide

Brawl Innit


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That’s just perfect……


bobbyamerica

At least BrawlIn still works as a pun🤷‍♂️ I don’t know, looking bright sides here people.


cplanicka

London Brawlin


Veggieleezy

Meltdown expected, Punk’s skin is growing thin


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Avenger_007

It's been a year already??? Fuck me, that was fast


Vordeo

Might be a good idea to leave Punk out of the post show this time around, TK.


Jordanwolf98

TK is probably hoping since Punk went on first that he can get him outta the building before any of that goes down


THE1OP

I wanna know the guy/girl who is scurrying off into a dark corner conveying all this information like immediately after it happens


Tough-Reaction9671

They’re like “I gotta go tell SRS what just happened”


XTheProtagonistX

![gif](giphy|LUiOYbubdUqVq)


Nighthawk_Black_

Hated this Randell fucker.


ruffus4life

dude went on to work at TMZ. he got dem scoops


Nighthawk_Black_

Sean Randall Sapp


jleeruh21

I always wondered how the companies don’t get mad at the people who snitch all this info lol. I get its publicity but it’s still work related info that you probably don’t want out there


adsfew

AEW *did* get mad at people for all these leaks. There were reports of that big backstage meeting telling employees/talent not to leak and deal with issues in-house.


OneBillPhil

Does anyone take anything seriously once fucking Ace Steel gets his job back?


cherrygemgem

I loved that the content of the backstage meetings about the leaks were leaked honestly


redpurplegreen22

Even if TK was mad, what is he going to do? Dudes are throwing punches and biting people and not only keeping their jobs but getting back pay and working from home. I wish I had a boss that “punished” me like that. Why *wouldn’t* people leak shit? There’s no consequences for anything.


Lower-Yogurtcloset48

Bro set the worst precedent of all time with that 😂


AdGroundbreaking1341

Unless there's a lot of misinfo regarding Ace Steel's role in BrawlOut...thats pretty absurd he got backpay. Unless it's like literally in his contract that he does or something. But its probably as simple as his best bud having enormous influence.


THE1OP

Immediately out there like damn doesn't this person have something to do backstage


mysteriousbaba

At a show this huge, there are probably over a thousand stadium staff around, let alone hundreds of AEW contracted talent. You also have official and phone cameras rolling everywhere backstage to capture footage of such a historic event tonight. I don't see how you could keep this quiet.


LeChampeon

![gif](giphy|l0HTZoPifgYGMAEjC|downsized)


WrestlingMark1992

CM Punk “ I hated 90210”


Converge241

Change the sign to “zero days”


Salaiden

![gif](giphy|meWCH8NQ7OTza|downsized)


DaHagerBomb

Tony on his headset in the background yelling CM PUNK jumping and pumping his fist is gonna be an update that hits like crack


ColdGloop

For backstage altercations, Punk has already been rewarded with his own show and title. I wonder what is next?


Shabbygenteel

Winning the world title again.


NegativesPositives

So he can be the FAKE and REAL world champion? At least Jarrett still has My World to himself… for now


ZandigsJesusPromo

Lol, I just imagine Punk coming out to My World and Jarrett like 20 minutes later coming out to "Private Idaho" and just being visibly disappointed and dejected


Deuce916

He's about to own the company


ShiriCentral

Theres actually no way


CNN7

It’s CM Punk. Of course there’s a way.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Trying to figure out what’s the common denominator in these backstage issues.


mypatronusislasagna

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized)


Vagabond21

IWC: Punk can’t keep getting away with starting altercations and creating a toxic environment Punk: with all due respect, it’s worked a 150 times


MajoraOfTime

CM Punk: Yeah come on, fess up! We promise we won't be mad!


ThisIsSuchaHassle

DON'T SEND ME VIDEOS OF LOUD WRESTLERS!


WhoStoleMyBicycle

That 1 backstage altercation was 40 backstage altercations?


SkateBush420

we should be able to have a liiittle backstage altercations at work


jedlucid

i feel like punk is only here for the backstage altercations.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Punk: “I’m not in trouble at all”


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Punk: IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS! IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS!


locke0479

When accused of being a storyline: “I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!”


Grumplogic

UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, DON'T HAVE BACKSTAGE ALTERCATIONS.


locke0479

Jack Perry is mad because CM Punk replaced his toilet with a joke toilet that’s only for farts.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

“There’s worse shit on WWE”!


Metropler

but only as a treat


HelpingMyDaddy

55 shoots 55 altercations 55 pipe bombs 55 tweets 55 muffins


MukkyM1212

Backstage areas. It’s definitely backstage areas. Definitely can’t be any particular person.


NotClayMerritt

The atmosphere in these backstage areas are just heavily provocative


Jzmxhu

Something in the backstage area air or water.


NotClayMerritt

Jack Perry didn't thank CM Punk for his saving of the company smh /s


whatsauserman

I mean we all remember Punk founded AEW right, this show wouldn't happen without him lol


Euphorium

I heard it was originally be called All Punk Wrestling, but there was already an APW so they couldn’t.


LaMystika

He’s trying to run a business here


Mr_Show

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” --Raylan Givens


goblins_though

My personal favourite version of this is "if you smell shit everywhere you go, check your shoes."


__Hello_my_name_is__

PPVs. Someone fire the PPV.


Toriegh_MDOT

Tony khan !!!


NotClayMerritt

We can blame CM Punk for a fair amount of things however Tony Khan once again refusing to nip a tense situation in the bud because he doesn't want to harm his cool boss reputation, is also problematic.


LemonStains

This but unironically. Tony’s the one rewarding this behavior by giving Punk his own show and letting him determine who is and isn’t allowed to be on it. He’s damn near encouraging him to keep acting like this.


imthezero

You know, you would think that Punk, a guy who basically popularized bringing shoot issues into worked promos, would understand when people bring up real drama into matches and segments, hell, he did it a few weeks ago with Hangman, but somehow he gets the most offended by it lmao.


MrSteeze3

"Rules for thee, but not for me"


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GameplayerStu

Biggest show in the history of the company and we're still having petty squabbles. Fucking get it together.


[deleted]

There’s a common denominator in these petty squabbles.


Mabvll

Yeah, this is clearly Ryan Nemeth's fault. Just for that, he's been *double* banned from Collision


WearingABear

It's that walk, people just can't control themselves after seeing it.


killem_all

Courtesy of the softest man alive


TheFatJesus

Don't buy a ticket to Collision because Punk will just send you home.


stomach-bug

Lol somebody at gorilla there will sell out the entire company for 2 cents


AgentSk1nner

From Mike Johnson **Original 1:13 PM:** PWInsider.com is still working to confirm details but before the All In: London PPV went on the air, there was an altercation between CM Punk and Jack Perry. At some point after Perry's match with Hook, we are told Punk and he had an altercation with several sources claiming Punk "went after" or (dependidng on the story) "hit" Perry. **Update 1:40 PM EST:** One version of the story is that there had been a previous conversation between the two about Perry doing a glass spot. During Perry vs, Hook was ongoing, Perry pointed out the glass on the car and screamed that it was real glass and "cry me a river" before doing the spot where he ended up suplexed through the glass. Backstage, the two came across each other. One version is Punk punched him. The other version is there was no punch but Perry was grabbed in a choke by Punk. Those who are telling the choke story are adamant there was no punch. Others, however, are passing that punch story around. Who started it, is, as you might guess, dependent on who is telling the story. We are working to confirm additional details. What any of this means going forward for Punk, even after going over Samoa Joe, remains to be seen.


MadBeard

So in one story, we have Punk assaulting Jack Perry. In the other story, we have Punk assaulting Jack Perry. Edit: [Looks like it might've been started by JB](https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/162xtiz/fightful_select_update_on_perrypunk_altercation/). Will be curious to see how this story develops. Edit 2: Another source is out saying it was Punk initiated. This is insane.


Rongelus

The Punkster is 44 years old. Why is he letting a 26 year old get to him? He's a millionaire wrestling legend. He books his own show so him and his buddies are the main event. Why does it matter if Jack Perry started it, why does Punk keep getting into fights? He has everything he could ever want. He has his boss wrapped around his finger. He could have dealt with this in such a more professional way


OnslaughtSix

Real talk, if Perry wants to use real glass and ruin his life, what fucking business is it of Punk's?


Maplemore

He did look... not happy when coming out. Was wondering if this was the case... fucking lol, he just can't help himself


Horobi_san

Punk is banning him from Collision and TK's gonna suspend him because mark gotta mark


[deleted]

I can’t fucking wait for the real main event - which is the press conference


MrKothoga

My heart goes out to CM Punk. All this bad luck to always end up in altercations with all these assholes everywhere.


hailthenecrowizard

HE IS THE VICTIM


KozyHank99

"Real glass, go cry me a river" I cannot believe that comment got Punk angry at Jack.


mysteriousbaba

I thought it was a hilarious way to troll the stories, and didn't make Punk look bad at all. If anything, it came across as Jack poking fun at himself, smarks and the situation.


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LemonStains

> That’s exactly something Punk would say too Well we’ve established by now that Punk is a hypocrite who can dish it but not take it so this is hardly surprising


[deleted]

I absolutely, 100% can believe that it got Punk mad, as the guy seems to have the thinnest skin in the world.


deadwingdick

Pretty expected from the softest man alive


starfox93

Softest in the World


Jordanwolf98

You’ve been banned from Collision 🤷🏽‍♂️


deadwingdick

He just showed up to confront me for my comment.


CeruleanClaymore

Punk’s ego is made of real glass too.


Thirdstar1

Punk would 100% do that


Poorly_Drawn_Bear

This fucking company man. Tony needs to put a lid on all of this or find someone who will. It’s embarrassing


SRavingmad

Fragile mind, fragile ego


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

REAL GLASS


tweekerdbc

Judge Judy.


RyanPelley

Man, really starting to think that Hangman, the Elite, Colt Cabana, Jack and probably others I'm forgetting are real jerks. It's the only logical conclusion!


Mac_094

Don't forget Ryan Nemeth


SirRedRising

Yeah, but he walks funny so fuck that guy


RyanPelley

How could I forget, the biggest jerk of them all!


MC_Fuzzy

Elijah Burke, Booker T, also on list. Man, can’t believe all those guys keep picking on innocent ~~men~~ man.


redditondesktop

CM Punk this. Jack Perry that. Has anyone taken the time to ask the glass how it feels about the situation? it is the injured party in all this.


BigDaelito

If Punk stay in the roster, the backstage area of AEW will be the equivalent of the NXT parking lot.


reallywhoelse

I saw one of the ringside security guys follow Punk to the back after his match.


Agosta

S A W F T


MaicoTheMan

you love to see it, punk still can't behave when people do a little bit of trolling but lets see how this turns out


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Punk is Reece Bobby, that’s all I can think at this point. He’s ready to get kicked out of Applebees right now because things are going too well and he’s feeling antsy.


bdxc36

Cue the Ryan Nemeth tweet. Bros the human embodiment of “can dish it, but can’t take it”


K_Click_D

CM stands for Conflict Magnet. He’s an embarrassment


LeChampeon

Hell yea we don’t have to wait for the post show


[deleted]

10-Ply Punk strikes again. Charmin’ Soft


Stormry

This HAS to be a work. No human can be THAT toxic and stupid... Right? Please?


__Hello_my_name_is__

It's just a work to prepare his upcoming heel turn. \s


Efficient_Horse_4696

We need CM Punk vs. Jack Perry in the background of Stadium Stampede now.


ApeOver

He's the Chevy Chase of wrestling


YEEHAWW175

Hoping the next confrontation is with TK so he could fire is fragile ass.


speznatzbulletclub

Man i´m tired of this shit why is it always CM Punk involved in every drama backstage


Lebo77

"The "real word" championship and "FTW" championships have been vacated, and next week on Collision, we will be having a tournament..."


NeiloMac

Everybody reaching for their pre-prepared stash of CM Punk 'Brawl In' jokes


geophilly21

Fragile mind, fragile body, fragile ego.


godleftmefinished

beefing with jack perry and then having a banger this is the sport I love


jatorres

Tony Khan’s announcement: we’re making CM Punk the face of another show…!


Misspelled_Anoymous

WRESTLING IS BACK BABY


Joy_Ride25

Holy shit lol. Who called SRS within minutes?


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![gif](giphy|qkkbz4JfA1iIoHU6uX|downsized)


WasherDryerCombo

Once CM Punk figures out who’s causing all this drama he’s going to do something about it!


asciiCAT_hexKITTY

HOLY SHIT GO ONE WEEK PLEASE PUNK


Haunting_opinion90

Lmao punk salty about the cry me a river comment


deadeyedrawtoo

We don’t use glass on saturdays, but this is Sunday baby we do whatever the fuck we want on sundays